on god i would do some rather blasphemous acts to Lionel and Cory

Aquasonic H2Woah

I am a god amongst men right now bitches

Current mayor of pussyville however I still might suck a pair of balls and a ding dong often

Master of whips and chains and other kinky stuff

CEO of earth and the entire galaxy (not the universe not yet)

when I conquer the universe I will creampie all
the alien fat hoes and make them have wonky babies (AND I WILL FUCK THE MALE ALIENS TOO I AM A BIT FREAKY LIKE THAT!!!!!)

CEO of BLACKED and I test all the actors before set

Bacteria actually play Saxophone for fun

Owner of 27 child labour shein factories (2 yuan a month pay) JK I DONT PAY THEM BITCHES!!!!!

Currently: Mining for metals for my new BDSM handcuffs because old ones broken

I test strip poles for a hobby

Creator of 29 Chinese mixtapes featuring Kanye West and Frank Sinatra

Sugar is a myth by the tooth fairy to steal teeth. DO NOT LISTEN TO THE SUGAR MAN

Currently living in embassy of esptein island rn

Proud father of 692 tapes worms

Grinding life 25/9

Fishing MASTER (Don't get me started on my fishing abilities)

Pilot of AA11 UA175 AA77 and UA93

Owner of the Lithuanian embassy in Turkmenistan

Uhhhh 15 dollars on pump 3 thank you

World record holder for most spoilt milk drank/eaten: 19 ton slabs

Robbed a sperm bank once (tummy was very full)

Professional balloon blower

Don't take me to a circus

The Sugar man is the mayor of Cockville

Once visited Mount fuji and met with Mr Fuji himself

Fuji Water!!!

Credit Card Info: 8482-9274-0174-7493
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SHIT MY CAR IS FILLED WITH DIESEL!!!!!!!!

My business: Shein and hand built copper mining factories (obviously child labour)

The Sugar man has red40 in his sugar! Be careful 

Favourite game: Jenny mod minecraft

I never sleep. that's for bitches! money NEVER sleeps

Favourite drink: Dehydrated Water

Racist to people in cockville

fucking cokkers

Oh shit man I'm bugging bruhhhhhhhhhhhh

my STD test came back and I passed wtf does that mean am I fucked???? 

WILL MY COCK FALL OFF???????

VIAGRAA???? VAGINGLES!!!! VEGAN VAGINA!??!?!?!?!?!?!? 

VIRAL VEGAN VODKA VAGINA VIRUS??????? IS THAT BLUE WAFFLE

green waffle

EWWWWW BROOOOOOO GREEN VAGINGLE??????

My breast milk is banana flavoured

We are at war with Cockville and we will shoot banana breast milk from my honkers

I would smash a mime. They must be so good at acting and shit

jesters holy shit I would fuck a jester so damn hard

like you going down on some jesterussy and she tells you a joke and you laugh so much you piss in her pussy then what do you do???? (relatable)

Mimussy good

THE SUGAR MAN IS A WAR CRIMINAL! HE HAS BEEN CAUGHT PUTTING METH IN THE WATER

Me and Mr Sugar man have made peace and love (we had the sex) and now we are all happy but his wife is not happy so I beheaded her

Problematic Field Growth In Namibia is running my Chinese children from the shein factory away

Mr sugar man's ass feels so God damn good fuck fucking mimussy and pissing in the verjingle I am fucking Mr Sugar man's sugussy and spooging in that instead

Happily Married to Sugar Man

Hes cum is the spyrup

pancake and spyrupsyrpup

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Sucked off everyone in cockville dry of cummies

Pussyville will be fingeringled

THE FINGERING IN PUSSYVILLE HAS FINISHED 

SOUNDING IN COCKVILLE WILL BEGIN

SUGAR MAN

My desk fan is fanning and its cool airs

Mountain range enthusiastically mountains and rangers with sugar sugar sugar man from suprsyrup

Moon ctatee

suage masn

suGrss man camn nont oget the aidle??!?!??

USAUHRA MAN CNA TNON CUM THE INK HE CAN CUMIT THE SUR0UUS!!!!!!

HE P LY CUMS TE SYPTEUVA AND NOTHING ELS ENO NOR INK YOH SILLK BULLGS!!!!!!!

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amgehr paeisnna!!!!!!!! 

SUAVGR MA CA NYOK HA E bbbeibd we hmobyl havebthe hhg7ayv sexvAAAA!!!!!

SUAGREW AMNA ISU NOG BPR9EGENSANT SYPPM ASMOMINNME. MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HA GEHCNAONTJ RHAVD TGEUFE BABIEISB!!!!!

jeller babejera!!

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Aquasonic H2Woah

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