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Mr Bean - Matthew or Fel
Soos - Kyle J 

Mr Bean:
Hello Soos! You’re facing Mr. Bean; oh what a pitty 
Because the chances of this shitty twit beating me is “mini” 
Hit you with a tiger fist and there’s no point in defendin’
Put you in a room of idiots and then watch you blend-in 
You’re a normal norman who's looking pretty fat- ha 
You be smelling like the gobblewonker; just take a bath man
And I’ll get the last laugh because you’ll be left astray
Mate, I hate you more than you hate your own birthday

Soos:
Dude, with those ears and ‘tude you’re like a selfish little elf
You couldn’t care less about your girl; always thinking bout yourself 
You’ve gotta be a werewolf, dude with that hair on your mole 
To be funny and make people laugh doesn’t mean being an a-hole 
Thinking your teddy’s alive? You’re United King-dumb
I’ve seen your toons and good grace, get better at acting-son (pun on Atkinson)
I’m a cool dude so Soos will offer you a truce 
If you don’t accept I’m gonna make you seein’ duce (oo)

Mr Bean:
Teddy, what do you think of this zombified idiot?
Entertaining the world! You be looking like little gideon 
You giffany, you’ll soon see, I’m clever when I rap
Jesus! It’s no mystery that you’re fatter than the shack 
Do the math, well it’s not like you can actually 
I’ll factually use big words to improve bean packin’ heat
You greasy, sleepy buffoon, I’ve wasted my time
You better head back to the arcade and “pick-up” some better rhymes 

Soos:
Nothing you said was effective so shut it! 
With all this nonsense you spit, you’re like old man mcgucket
You’re a cartoon spin-off of a show that didn’t end well
your fame is so unknown; no wonder you’re on super RTL
Got disses louder Mrs Wicket when I spit my rap
Beating Bean in a battle? Bean there- done that! 
Not even Cartoon Network liked your show so you won’t get far
You failed worse in this fight than that green three wheeled car

Mr Bean vs Soos. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Welcome to the second battle of Sparking Rap Battles.

Cast
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
SkeepTieel as Sumo
Zander P as Jeff
Anthony Perry as Ed
The Aussie-can as Double D
Enzo Sacks as Eddy

Beat produced by Kustom

Clarence:
We’re the “Kings of the World!” you’re a bunch of awkward teenagers
You’ll never be as big as Belson but you’ll be bigger failures
Jeff:
I’ve calculated these kids clearly have no morales
Your only fans are kids without entertainment values 
Sumo:
You wanna’ fun dungeon face-off? Ha! so be it.
Eat you up like Jeff’s fries, Jaw-break ya’ to pieces
Clarence:
So you want to beat the best? Pfft. In your dreams!
All:
We’ve seen more terrifying kids at Rough Riders Elementary!

All:
Ed, Edd n' Eddy scamming kids since 1999!
Posers, without you Cartoon Network would be fine!
Ed:
Your minds and designs couldn’t be more questionable
Eddy:
Clarence, you'll fail like the Jingle, Jingle Jangle special!
Edd:
You're basically a copy of us but with no personalities!
You’re even more brain-dead than your friend Percy!
Eddy:
What the? Clarence-dollars? What kind of Scams are these?
Cartoon Network must be falling down to air shows like this!

Jeff:
Ed, Edd, and Eddy will be begging to be spared
As your chance of winning is as big as Sumo’s hair!
Sumo:
You’re all bark and no bite, no street smarts what-so-ever
More boring than a "Dinner Party", you’re not even contenders. 
Jeff and Sumo:
Rebellious fellas worse than Belson couldn’t handle us
More repetitive than all your names, there’s nothing more to discuss
Clarence:
Congratulations, this was funnier than my Squeeze horn and it couldn't-
Be a more ed-cellent battle but your raps were so Wooden...

Ed:
Eddy! These guys came from the Belly of Hades!
We have the nerd with OCD and the overweight baby!
Eddy:
We could not see our fathers, but at least we don't have lesbian mothers!
You're weak like Jimmy while we handle the Kankers sisters!
Fatty Kid, Even Johnny is more sane than your creator!
Screw it, these dudes have screws loose bigger than a crater
Edd:
If I make the calculation, the result is that is better our flow!
I think we finally win and it only took a Big Picture Show!

Written by: MasterSoulSilver, TicciSparks87, Walkthroughepicness and SkeepTieel


Clarence, Jeff and Sumo vs Ed, Edd n' Eddy - SRB #2

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Recién sacado del horno aquí esta una nueva canción de DAGames del juego Bendy and the ink Machine. Disfrutenlo.

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Fresh from the oven here is a new DAGames song from the game Bendy and the ink Machine. Enjoy it.

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Build Our Machine [BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE SONG] - DAGames

Scribblenauts vs. Little Big Planet

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, YAOES, Sooth, Red
 
Chizeled By:
Mat4yo

Beat By:
LionRiddims
 
Vladimyr P. as Maxwell
 
Freshy Kanal as Sackboy
 
Maxwell: (0:21)
Bag packed! Sharp Starrhymes flowing through you!
When I point ‘em at your face, I make this doll go voodoo.
These are real riddles, holmes, it is time for you to pop it.
You ain’t got no fitting sticker, better update your popit.
I jump and run the city when I’m scribbling art.
While you burnt out of ideas and copied Mario Kart.
Making checkpoints turn red, while I earn the fat stacks
I’ll press down your mood button, if you mess with Mad Max.
 
Sackboy: (0:42)
Well, you’d think a creative boy could scribble a better verse.
Your creators were more stoned than your sister when cursed.
It doesn't take a mini level to dismantle this crap toy,
You want an oral battle? You can suck my sack, boy!
I build my own level, rhyming fly and sick.
I bet you are a Doppelganger, since you copied my shtick.
And when I look back at the apple prank you’ve pulled, Max.
It makes me wanna grab Newton’s brain and smash it in your glove hat.
 
Maxwell: (1:03)
Best be careful with your rage or you’ll pop yourself out the zone.
Dude you are so lonely, your only friend is foam.
You fight along heroes but I’ll unmask your actions
By drilling Big SugarDaddy into the All Star trash bin.
I’ll Smash Brawl your controller, your story brings me mental pain.
You maintain that this game makes Higginbottom look sane.
Now look at your gain, check the bubbles you consume.
You’ll be like “Look at me, I earned a bitchslap costume”
 
Sackboy: (1:24)
I’ll verbally eat this word searching prick for lunch time
Too bad your notebook can’t find the word punchline.
Edgar and Julie will end up in a tragedy.
I own your notepad city and your axolotl family.
Your exit is a casualty, jump and run through evolution.
I’m coming from a King’s house, we are known for Maxecution.
Your prime got scribbled, just give up and drop your nation.
Cause by now your fanbase is wanking on my Play Station.

Scribblenauts vs. Little Big Planet - Rap Battle *OLD AUDIO*

DAGames - Build Our Machine
Bendy and the ink machine song
Remix by MiatriSs

Build Our Machine Remix ft. Triforcefilms

this is the most shitpost battle ive ever done
https://youtu.be/bvAxLLuSmbw

Slender Man - Frenzy
Baldi - Vinny

Slender Man:
My arrival is now, driving you to insanity
When you’re facing me, you’ll have to think more than mathematically
I’m more than just pasta, I watch with no end
Making kids’ skins crawl, through the screen I transcend
I stand with the legends, my name goes down in history
While your game goes down as horror, ironically
So face this faceless, you’re tasteless, I’m a nightmare
I’m giving chills to many, your last resort is a jumpscare

Baldi:
Let’s not encourage our children to walk around in fear
While there’s many friends to make at my school house here
Take a seat, I teach lessons more enjoyable than lunch
While Mr. Long Tall and Handsome here is doing the sponge
I bring children together with the wonders of math
With your lack of engagement, you won’t pass my class
The lesson here is to learn and not slaughter or torture
You may not win but at least you’ll get a shiny quarter

Slender Man:
I stalk and I prey, while you lecture, I’m beastly
There’s no eighth page in existence, your college degree

Baldi: 
Can you answer this problem? I know you’ll do great
Slender Man:
Are you kidding me? I know 4 + 4 is 9

(baldi gets angery)

Baldi:
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN, YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD
I’LL RIP YOUR TENTACLES APART AND BASH IN YOUR HEAD
YOU ANSWERED SOMETHING AWFUL, YOU’LL BE PUNISHED FOR STUPIDITY
YOU GET PERMANENT DETENTION FOR ALL ETERNITY

Baldi vs Slender Man

BENDY CHAPTER 3 SONG (INSTRUMENTS OF CYANIDE FT. CALEB HYLES & CHI-CHI)

A tribute to Stefan Karl Stefansson, and his contribution to children's television. Thank you for everything you've done for us! You are an absolute legend. 
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Music Production by CG5

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Master of Disguise (Remix/Cover) [ft. Swiblet] | CG5

Created by StrawberrySana
Vocals:
StrawberrySana - Natsuki/Monika
Pastelle - Yuri

(I do not claim ownership of this song.  All credit to its rightful owners.)

Natsuki vs Yuri - Rap Battle - StraberrySana

CG5 Official Medley

Masterpiece

Makeshift Creations By Flint 4K | Bendy And The Ink Machine Song

This is a song that I produced and wrote/sung. I was inspired by Chapter 5 of Bendy and the Ink Machine :D

Bendy and the Ink Machine Song "Beginnings" by HalaCG

He's a big chungus.
He's a big chunky boy.
Such a big bun, yes.
We are so overjoyed
To have a big chunky boy
A big and wonderful chungus such as he. 
Such as he.

He's a big chungus.
He's a big chunky boy.
Such a big bun, yes.
We are so overjoyed
To have a big chunky boy
A big and wonderful chungus such as he. 
Such as he.

Buns come in all shapes and all sizes. 
This bun has so many surprises. 
I've never seen a giant quite like him. 
There's no one like him.
Nobody like Chungus.
 
Get the game for PS4,
For a limited time. 
Don't miss what it has in store.
You're running out of time.
Play the game of the year. 
The game with that colossal boy.

He's a big chungus.
He's a big chunky boy.
Such a big bun, yes.
We are so overjoyed
To have a big chunky boy
A big and wonderful chungus such as he. 
Such as he.

Buns come in all shapes and all sizes. 
This bun has so many surprises. 
I've never seen a giant quite like him. 
There's no one like him.
Nobody like Chungus.

Big Chungus

Greatest Genie (Remix)

Music Video: https://youtu.be/AkhjdsKC4VE

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Stranger (Dark Deception Chapter 3 Song)

Lyrics:

Chucky:
A ragdoll wants a rap brawl? 
I’m not the kind of toy you’d wanna dance with
Ain’t seen a faker hunk of plastic since Tiffany’s “enhancements.”
I mean you dug your shit in my spotlight, I got a comeback you couldn’t dream of, rookie.
So how much Woody could a wood-Chucky chuck if a wood-Chucky could chuck Woody?
Hold the gun on your sidekicks or run into my knife, bitch
I’d play “hide your soul” but you’re already lifeless
Stay PG and keep counting your sheep
While you sit in Bonnie’s room alone, without a peep
Trust me, I’ll strip your title as hot topic, 
Did your plot strings puppet that many fucking losses?
Thinking outside the box, Andy's off to college while I still keep on rocking my box office
  
Woody:
Those burdens you dug yourself in ain’t something I’d ignore.
Cuz I don’t think that body count would help disburse your child support.
As sheriff, I can’t endorse a story milked six times or more
So tell me exactly what bragging rights does your franchise have in store?
You run on two legs, but your feelings are fake
After this: No more reboots for this snake
My lasso is cutting your wires
You got a big mouth for a fun size Michael Myers
For dolls like you we ain’t got no tolerance
Even Sid's toys would throw you across the fence
You drew the line, this battle is your suicide, 
my movie’s booting you aside; a rescue for your audience.
Square up all you want in all  your fancy ways
You will never be able to fill up Andy’s grave
My destiny’s a legacy, your story’s ending right here
Cuz by now your buzzkill’s burnt out in this light-year

Chucky:
You’re armless in this show, sir, a failed stunt for your shoulder
So put a gun in your holster, or fuck off my posters
I Hamil’d it up! I’ve been toppling cities, 
scaring the piss out of kiddies, bitch, I’m Andy’s owner
You Hamm it up, riding your owner like it’s a piggy back, 
You’re Woody Wood-pecking all up over Andy’s shoulders
I’m in mint condition, but from a bloody background 
You’re my sloppy second, but a hand me let down
Bullseye spits harder than Woody, you got nothing
While I make the beat drop like “Andy’s coming!”
My name lives in the doll, I have insanity lead
You’re called Woody, cuz you fell down the family tree
If you’re as beloved to Andy as you think, he’d call the doctor
But to him you’re just as alive as his father

Woody:
Don’t go dissing others for their titles partn’r? “Good Guys” is your legacy
You’re the posterboy for playtime, the only street you’re running is Sesame
I don’t hold you to high standards, in my part of town you’re too young
Yet you’re smart enough to connect to tech, but too dumb to plug your head to your tongue?
I’m off into the sunset, let’s not prolong our argument
To infinity and beyond, muffles Chucky from the bottom of the bargain bin

Written by:
Freshy Kanal, Adam & DNA_Fox 

Mixed and Edited by:
Freshy Kanal

Beats by:
Dansonn & Simon Servida

Additional Help by:
Rabi, Mason, Derpiest Game Blast (DGB), Fel, GengoMain, MetaMachine, Creep Switch, Adroit, GamingPlush65, Hippie Rat, Brodecai, Commander Jacob

Art by:
AlienMadman

Chucky vs. Woody - Bonus Battle!

Fortnite - Default Vibe

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Baldi's Basics vs. Bendy and the Ink Machine

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