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Freddy Fazbear takes on Slenderman in this Video Game Rap Battle!
Watch the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fedHd0BBFco

Freddy Fazbear vs. Slenderman - VideoGameRapBattle

Bendy and the Ink Machine vs. Mama Tattletail - Video Game Rap Battle.m4a

YouTube link: Friday 10am PST.

Steady Cam as Slender Man: https://soundcloud.com/thesteadycam
The Stupendium as Baldi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zshYe6Agzk

LYRICS...

Slender man: 
I started to believe this industry can’t get more shallow
Yet Another horrid horror game makes way into my shadow

tall and pale, bald assailant teleportin’ round a map 
but instead of leaving victims dead you give their ass a slap?

Are you serious? I’m furious!    
People are really fearin’ this?
You’re a slender remake that is meant for pre-k 
that will never equate to me, period

That’s nearly it, I will sever each leg to crumble your foundation 
So step in my elementary for some real education  


Baldi:
Wow there he is, still scaring kids, Congratulations! You exist!
Figured something awful was in the mist, you’re person proving white people shouldn’t spit 

this dated shroud is not allowed In my school house, you’re flunkin’ out
for those rhymes I’ll award a shiny quarter since you’re selling out

I mean You got a movie coming now, sure that will be a smash
Based on every other gaming flick, well you can do the math 

now let’s do my favorite subject, what happens when I subtract
your head from the rest of your carcass and then split it into halves?

Now this class is in session, May I please have your attention 
Take this jump rope for suspension, hang from your neck in detention 

Your reign of fame has now ended, I’ll sweep the floor with you man
I get madder every verse you fail, get out while you can 


Slender man:
I’ve got you decoded, the pages I wrote it, 
then you went and stole it, put it in your notebooks
repackaged and sold it, to kids but you know it 
is me that you owe the, numbers that you’re growin’

I gave you your start, I’ll be your finish, You won’t make it far, now I have risen
I’ll tear out your heart and then I’m persistin’ to rip you apart, hows that for division?

I’m slender man, put you in a hospice there’s no treatment
for when i teach what’s really frightening to Mavis Beacon


I am the peak of all horror, you are just the trending fad
that is soon to die off right along with hero brine and fnaf

Baldi:
Let’s look at your results, and based on your grim grading
Then I can see why you dropped out of school slim shady

I can’t believe it, if you think that verse would make me shudder 
Than you’re twisted as your 12 years olds who go and stab each other

Slender Man vs. Baldi's Basics

The Stupendium as Baldi
Steady Cam as Granny

LYRICS:
Baldi:
You learn something new every day I never thought I’d find
A game with graphics worse than mine and I was made in 2 weeks time

grading your flunked design you’d think that I would be your hero
I would sever all your fans but I just can’t Divide by Zero 

It’s imaginary like the fact that your crap was a fad that had
a fanbase that’s above the age of kids that’d learn my math

class take out your iPads and please delete your granny apps 
so we don’t have to hear the fetus of the neighbor and Slendrina rap

Granny:
The only class you’re set to teach is a classic lesson in irony
The game that aimed to parody the horror tropes we’d always see

But suddenly, he’s struck by fame and I hear every step you take 
as you became you the thing you hate now the numbers you calculate

Are on your lame Kickstarter page, Isn’t that a shame
You started best in class but now you fail to recreate

Every other game, you’re a problem and you can’t erase it
and the only answer that I see is that Baldi’s basic

Baldi: 
You got the question wrong everything you said was false
I won’t send ya to detention, I’m the one running the halls

I’ll just take you on a field trip where you’ll be taught to admire
The hottest horror icon as I roast on my fire

Granny:
Liar, this bad joke’s in no shape to be king
So now let’s see how horrors ruler measures up to guillotines

It’s obscene, I’ll lock in the basement but no one’s lamenting
When I break you into fractions to ensure you’re true ending

Baldi's Basics vs. Granny - Video Game Rap Battle

Steady Cam as Bendy
The Stupendium as Baldi

Full Video: (Coming Soon)

Baldi's Basics vs. Bendy and the Ink Machine

Video: COMING SOONG

Steady Cam as Minecraft
Jackie as Roblox

LYRICS:
Minecraft:
Start up a new world can’t believe my eyes
There’s already a zombie, it ain’t even night 
I’m just surprised how they keep you alive 
with You’re graphics stuck back in 2005

But there’s no survival, I’m more creative 
While you’re just a scammer, using it’s player
cause I make one payment for infinite action 
You’re milkin’ kid’s Robux with micro transaction

All that you built up you know that I break that
Cuts just like diamonds this isn’t your safe chat
Why don’t you face that, you ain’t no game
You’re a hub full of stolen ones for kids to play 

That’s right you’re a criminal now time to pay up
My bars’ a jail that you cannot break from 
TNT I’ll light ya up 
And will beam your screen back to Dynablox


Roblox:
ROBLOX, ROBLOX,
ROBLOX, ROBLOX
I’m a tycoon Roaster
I’ll ride your mom like a coaster
I made her go “oof” now I’ll kill you
Push you out a plane, with no parachute
Watch you plummet to your death 
as SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT
Speed run for your life, but you know I run faster
I’ll make your bloody corpse look like a natural disaster
I’ll murder you no mystery, Roblox goes down in history 
While Minecraft is just diamond armor around your virginity. 

um..
uh..
ummm

Minecraft:
That was a bit weird but now I’m back to rappin’ 
I’mma just act as if that didn’t happen 
So back to action, This noob is straight gettin’ played
Bury you back to third grade 
I’ve got nothing to prove but you can’t say the same, 
Look at your site, I’m ashamed 
That I be pitted against a kid so insecure 
he put pop up ads on his own games, lame 
Notch the creator, built with hands
But even your maker’s, built on a sham
How you gonna name him, as builder man
While your best games were, built by the fans
That’s lower than the bedrock, you’re bottom, minin’ nothin’
Call me all your coppers, cause I’m droppin’ you inside the dungeon
lockin’ you outta my realm, call that Ro-Blocked
How you commin’ back from that now Roblox?

Roblox: I’ll kill you man, I have an actual gun
I will off you in front of your parents for fun 
Then I will drown em dump them in quill lake
And play hide and go seek with their bodys’ remains
Can’t escape now you’re in my blast zone
I’ve got a real bomb and I’ll kill us both
Then see you in hell and I will bash your face in
Put you in some dough and make Pizza with Satan 
Won’t jail break from your flows
I’ll make you drop all the soap
then hang you right by your throat 
Epstein didn’t kill himself bro
Notch is just chubby and sad
Builderman’s a Builder chad
Roblox good, Minecraft bad
Do us a favor commit Toaster Bath

Minecraft vs. Roblox

Cam "VGRB" as Neighbor and Granny
Prod. by Yung Finchie
Mixed by RVSHVD

Lyrics:

The Neighbor:
Looks like this mobile schnook 
Has finally picked up steam
and check how bad you look   
up on computer screens

So think how worse you look
comparing you to me 
welcome to Ravenbrook
keep off my property 

lookin’ as bland a mannequin 
bring in your man and I’ll banish him
to the depths of my dungeon
you best start a runnin’ 
my vengeance is comin’
you cannot win 

Don’t wanna play no hide and seek 
Cause there’s no way to hide that you robbed me clean
From the traps to the chases, 
weapons and basements
the items and fightin’ 
and writin’ and keys

you’re a thief obsessed with the vanity
just wanted dollars that drives my insanity 
all your developers business is shady  
it’s almost as ugly as all of your family 

So now that I’ve learned your psychology 
I get all your broken behaviors 
You shall address me as Just Mr. Peterson 
cause we will never be neighbors 

Granny:
Now that’s no way to treat a guest 
you should have remained quiet 
You’re pushing me over the ledge 
like Aaron did to Mya

you got balls no lie but 
now I’m up to bat for slaughter 
once I’ve knocked you out the park
I’ll bury you next to your daughter

I can tell from all your petty flows you must have been up in 
friendly mode 
Charge 40 bucks for you game but nobody is dropping a 
penny tho
You must be insane to think that people’d pay that price
Tried to be a console a hit but crashed and burned just like your wife 

Sure you’re the first of our kind
But you’re missing pieces inside
So I got it right and now give this constructor
of theme parks the ride of his life

Let’s pump up a shotty 
and see who’s the weaker one
The guy who’s giant house compensates 
for his Peter, son

Neighbor:
You’re the literal bare bones of horror
You stripped away all of the fun
you can’t even nail down the scares
Cause I doubt that old Body can jump 

This battle is showin’ the truth 
From the start I’ve been steppin’ on you
you should feel grateful cause your only dub 
is the one that is under the butt of my shoe
 
and I’m over this catching you being a hypocrite
wasting my time with your blows
Taking these shots my dead family members
when your own granddaughter’s a ghost

If you try you hiding and never come out
I can still spy you from inside your house
I’m the big cat you're just a mouse
I think it’s time for this pest to move out 

Granny:
Your shots are only rubber darts
I got that gasoline 
You’ve been wanderin’ from the start
I’m crankin’ to extreme

Time for my pets to say hi
Rodents and Spiders and Crows you’ll die
I checked your place but inside
there was only a sad man who cries

Say that you’re murderous your only crime is 
becoming a dead beat dad
But I wouldn’t worry cause after my parenting 
you’ll be a dead beat dad 

I’ve got a feeling 
it’s the last battle for you
Cause your game’s long and gone 
and this is just my chapter 2

Granny vs. Hello Neighbor - Video Game Rap Battle

VideoGameRapBattles "Cam" as Bendy
Mcgwire as Cuphead 
Produced by Summer Kid Slay
Mixed and Mastered by caelix

LYRICS:
Cuphead:
Think I’m getting just a little Deja Vu
Explain what is the deal with all these devil dudes
Cause if a demon tryna battle with this steaming china 
buddy then you must be hangin’ with the tipsy troop

I wish that Joey Drew a more threatenin’ foe
Let’s let our titles both decide who’s best in show
The one without a soul who pushing out his games on mobile
Or the man who lands a netflix show 

Call us rivals? Don’t be insane 
You got 30s style, in a 3D game
now Talk about how much coppin’ out it’s lame
Like Dark Survival, You can’t be saved 

I quest across the country for a legendary chalice
Your maker tossed soon as  he could ink a deal with alice
You look a little dry from being made for kids
So tip me over and suck on this

Bendy:
Well Cuphead seems to act the same
He likes to roll the dice
He came upon the Devil’s game 
And Gosh he paid the price
And now he’s fighting for his life
In a mission fraught with dread
And once the devil spits some rhymes
The devil takes your head

Say you wanna take another gamble with the devil?
then You’re blowing more steam than your buddy elder kettle
just go mug at all your losses from a dozens different bosses
We would never come to crosses cause I’m on another level

I’m coming from a series that is ripe with scares
But you’re the freak belongin’ in a nightmare fair 
Try and pull peashooters on me you’ll be down and out
Save it for when Mugman givin’ you a round a bout 

Cuphead:
And you think you’re takes are the best?
You’re ink game is making a mess
And I spit so mean it puts demons to rest
oh so fast like the phantom express

While you wander all round your map
I run and gun and gun on the track
Call me your studio give you the axe
and leave you on the cutting room floor like your act

Bendy:
Sad your rappin’ isn’t harder than game
I’m surprised your verses didn’t get delayed
And no amount of challenge with your difficult controls
can hold a candle to the ample dark souls I claim

Have to say you are the weakest of my foes
Cause it’s an ink machine against a little rubber hose
Now my time’s done here, thanks for comin’ to my show 
See you in 5 more years when you want another go

Cuphead vs Bendy and the Ink Machine

Gianni Matragrano as Siren Head
Cam VGRB as Slender Man
Produced by 5:10
Mixed by Freshy Kanal

Siren Head vs. Slender Man

The Stupendium as Baldi
Azia as Monika

LYRICS:
Baldi:
Here’s some early access in my classes to my friendless foe
Cause when I start inventin’ flows I tend to go to endless mode 
and then I’ll vote to end your co-hort club of depression 
Come on this a math lesson not a therapy session 
You messin’ with your friends, drove them to madness so you’d get lonely man?
You’re better off if you ditched class and started up an only fans
The only code that you have broke? The dress one with all of those clothes
Sorry it’s lookin’ cloudy’s the only one here that is gettin’ to blow
 
Monika:
Hey teach I got a question, where’s your full game,
The one that was kickstarted years ago for 60k 
Then the perks to all the Patrons wound up coming late?
And What’s left’s a glitchy mess that even I couldn’t play?
The president’s tellin’ it how it is 
after these messes you’re dropping in relevance 
Based on your writing I know you’re not sentient
So artificial but lack the intelligence
Well if it’s truly the best all that money could do
You’re selling out so that your plushy could too
And don’t bring up code because from what i’ve viewed 
If I broke your program you’d only improve 
 
Baldi:
I thought there was no stupid questions 
but you proved me wrong with that poetry scheme
Tryna diss me about my release but what happened in 2018? 
Open your third eye in case you can’t tell
Does Portrait of Markov start ringing a bell?
Years added and added and all it amounts
to’s a project as dead as your twitter account
 
Monika:
My twitter account? you’re a stalker 
makes sense with the toddlers all placed in your game
At least Team Salvato completed a project 
your company’s Basically, lame
I thought you could elevate when your school renovates
But when reviewing your rhymes 
I find Your rapping is just like your mapping
you randomly generate lines
Baldi:
Why don’t you bring your friends for when we do show and tell
I know that playtime and Sayori would just get along swell 
Like Natsuiki’s neck you snap at me about my gaming crimes
But at least Baldi’s not on BBC for causing suicides 
 
Monika:
I’m done with the erasin’ of this horror game sham 
Because you’re out of the equation, now I’m talking to Cam
Man, Whenever all your comments ask to do something new
We all know you’ll say Just Baldi, so that you can get views

Baldi vs. Monika

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