Siren head vs Cartoon cat by videogamerapbattles

Freshy Kanal: Hulk vs Frankenstein ft. Eric the Audible, Fightmarker & Mr. Tibbs

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GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers
Azia as Marionette

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Salad Fingers:
Hello..
They call me Salad Fingers - a mad distinguished chap
And i’m not ‘bout to Give Gifts with how I spit in rap
So come into my kitchen - there’s a fish in the back
Treat you like Afton - I’ll stop this kid from springing her trap
You’re not scary or special
Scott is more scared of his perilous schedule
Cranking out games just to carry a threshold
Milking you like you were Marionettles
*deep breath* it’s not often that greed’ll
Turn a christian to a conman to shoppers 
but a deal was offered and Cawthon agreed
And suddenly, POP! went your weasels, it’s awful
You’re such a tryhard, pleasuring off of fright caused
I’d say that you might want some therapy with your (therapy with your)
Silly little wind bar making the player’s lives hard
and baiting out the nightguard like a Jeremy Fischer (Jeremy Fischer)
On Firth impression honestly i’m not that threatened
Not to mention all that poppycock of your story’s connection
Led on and left gone by the retconned wrecked plot that Scott invented 
He left his audience guessing and let you rot in suspension

Phone Guy:
Hello, hello? You’re… Mr. Fingers, right?
You dodged out of the Great War... so it seems this is your first fight
I’ll give you a few pointers, so just keep sittin’ tight
But watch your back! ‘Cuz like FNaF 1 -





Marionette:
-I’m killin’ the Mike. *FNaF2 Jumpscare sound*
I’m hoppin’ out the box and crawlin’ down the halls
A monster on the prowl to hunt you down so best turn off your power, kid
Keep talkin’ out your ass, I’d call ya Salad Tosser
No one’s controlling my shock value and I jumpscare for the fun of it
Whereas it sounds like you’re only rated R with an ASM in front of it (shh)
I would tell you to “stuff it” but judging from your head and limbs
That’s my job, this pathetic wimp’s a living Endoskeleton
A maniac as barren and disheveled as his residence
Who’s lame show caused less trauma than the Bite of 87 did
Lyrics or content, i’ve got the better flow - quit dropping bars and drop a new episode
Call it 4/20 cuz your leaves are getting smoked - you’re the crouton of the internet’s salad bowl
All of that Flash Animation is blinding poor David to proper showrunning ways
Got us all waiting for new episodes like “tomorrow is another day”


Salad Fingers:
Oh, quit giving’ gifts to kids and give some life to your withered disses
Come join my other comrades, I’m a whiz with ventriloquism
You couldn’t police me with your whole database technology
Your rapping’s rusty… I hope it doesn’t rub off on me
The that bars I write ought to hit, but It seems you’re the opposite
I suppose it’s no surprise that Lefty is non-dominant
And I would say your soul’s less free than if this puppet was a sock
You’re just another broken shard that I will lock back in their box

Marionette:
Your familial trauma scarred ya more than a mask covers
The sands of time won’t smooth out all the horrors of Glass Brother
Unfortunate past, and now have no porridge to pass mother
No drawer’s there to patch that now a flesh boy is your last loved one
This lunatic is more crooked than his back and it’s strange that you’d even hop upon a track to spit
But it seems that your flow is just another inanimate object that you’re interacting with
You are detached from reality now and this battle was your last chance
You tried to mend your relationships, but SAVE THEM - you can’t

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Written by Eddiefrb
Directed by Eddiefrb and GamingPlush64
Mixed Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Art by Prehistorica
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
REANIMATED Logo by Mothmancha

Salad Fingers vs Marionette (2023) - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Freshy Kanal: Santa vs Satan - ft. Chase Beck

The Once-ler vs. Jack Skellington - Freshy Kanal

5 MINUTINHOS DE FUZUE COM A TROPA DA TORRE 4.0 [ DJ 2D DA TORRE ]

The Stupendium as Baldi
Steady Cam as Granny

LYRICS:
Baldi:
You learn something new every day I never thought I’d find
A game with graphics worse than mine and I was made in 2 weeks time

grading your flunked design you’d think that I would be your hero
I would sever all your fans but I just can’t Divide by Zero 

It’s imaginary like the fact that your crap was a fad that had
a fanbase that’s above the age of kids that’d learn my math

class take out your iPads and please delete your granny apps 
so we don’t have to hear the fetus of the neighbor and Slendrina rap

Granny:
The only class you’re set to teach is a classic lesson in irony
The game that aimed to parody the horror tropes we’d always see

But suddenly, he’s struck by fame and I hear every step you take 
as you became you the thing you hate now the numbers you calculate

Are on your lame Kickstarter page, Isn’t that a shame
You started best in class but now you fail to recreate

Every other game, you’re a problem and you can’t erase it
and the only answer that I see is that Baldi’s basic

Baldi: 
You got the question wrong everything you said was false
I won’t send ya to detention, I’m the one running the halls

I’ll just take you on a field trip where you’ll be taught to admire
The hottest horror icon as I roast on my fire

Granny:
Liar, this bad joke’s in no shape to be king
So now let’s see how horrors ruler measures up to guillotines

It’s obscene, I’ll lock in the basement but no one’s lamenting
When I break you into fractions to ensure you’re true ending

Baldi's Basics vs. Granny - Video Game Rap Battle

Steady Cam - Luigi
Emi Jones - Tails

LYRICS:
Tails: (0:14)
An engineer of lyrics, never fearin’ any test
Appears that Mario is missing so I’m facing second best
Pest, this fox is feastin’ on this fat furry raccoon
And judging by how much you stink, I can see why you’re number 2 (oo!)
It’s Coward vs. Prower, you don’t want to play bro,
I’ll be flying high and storming ya like a tornado (HA!)
I’ll pass it to the plumber but nobody gives a crap
Cause you already took an L when you put on that hat

Luigi:
Usually I wouldn’t battle little kids like you
But based on your youth you’re used to being bullied and abused
I’m exterminating you, just call me animal control
And son you best respect your elders, you’re just 8 years old
An inventor like yourself should realize you’ve been one upped
It doesn’t take a genius to compare our ratings and our sums
Soar all that your heart desires, you’ll still wind up under
When a fox with Astraphobia flies his plane into Green Thunder!

Tails: (1:08)
With all your fireballs you still can’t make a proper roast
You sucked so much that you would think that you were rapping against a ghost

Luigi:
In terms of games, I’ve got the most, I’ve been a pro since the first day
While you were meant for gamer’s little bros too young to really play

Tails: (1:22)
Your blatant cruelty towards animals deceives me
Don’t you got a Yoshi to go raise Mamma Luigi?

Luigi:
Oh so you talking down to me acting like that you are all tough?
Kid, you look like something I would where as a power up

Tails: (1:35)
You must be afraid, but I know you can’t run away
Cause the numbers say that my IQ is the same size as your weight
Your year came and went so no matter how hard you try to flow
You’ll forever be recognized as the Green Mario

Luigi:
You’re a freak of nature with those tails spinning ‘round
I think it’s time that this defected dog is finally put down
You’re Adventure ends here, I’ll use all my star power
To be sure your speed now reads No Miles Prower

Luigi vs. Tails - Video Game Rap Battle

Cam "VGRB" as Neighbor and Granny
Prod. by Yung Finchie
Mixed by RVSHVD

Lyrics:

The Neighbor:
Looks like this mobile schnook 
Has finally picked up steam
and check how bad you look   
up on computer screens

So think how worse you look
comparing you to me 
welcome to Ravenbrook
keep off my property 

lookin’ as bland a mannequin 
bring in your man and I’ll banish him
to the depths of my dungeon
you best start a runnin’ 
my vengeance is comin’
you cannot win 

Don’t wanna play no hide and seek 
Cause there’s no way to hide that you robbed me clean
From the traps to the chases, 
weapons and basements
the items and fightin’ 
and writin’ and keys

you’re a thief obsessed with the vanity
just wanted dollars that drives my insanity 
all your developers business is shady  
it’s almost as ugly as all of your family 

So now that I’ve learned your psychology 
I get all your broken behaviors 
You shall address me as Just Mr. Peterson 
cause we will never be neighbors 

Granny:
Now that’s no way to treat a guest 
you should have remained quiet 
You’re pushing me over the ledge 
like Aaron did to Mya

you got balls no lie but 
now I’m up to bat for slaughter 
once I’ve knocked you out the park
I’ll bury you next to your daughter

I can tell from all your petty flows you must have been up in 
friendly mode 
Charge 40 bucks for you game but nobody is dropping a 
penny tho
You must be insane to think that people’d pay that price
Tried to be a console a hit but crashed and burned just like your wife 

Sure you’re the first of our kind
But you’re missing pieces inside
So I got it right and now give this constructor
of theme parks the ride of his life

Let’s pump up a shotty 
and see who’s the weaker one
The guy who’s giant house compensates 
for his Peter, son

Neighbor:
You’re the literal bare bones of horror
You stripped away all of the fun
you can’t even nail down the scares
Cause I doubt that old Body can jump 

This battle is showin’ the truth 
From the start I’ve been steppin’ on you
you should feel grateful cause your only dub 
is the one that is under the butt of my shoe
 
and I’m over this catching you being a hypocrite
wasting my time with your blows
Taking these shots my dead family members
when your own granddaughter’s a ghost

If you try you hiding and never come out
I can still spy you from inside your house
I’m the big cat you're just a mouse
I think it’s time for this pest to move out 

Granny:
Your shots are only rubber darts
I got that gasoline 
You’ve been wanderin’ from the start
I’m crankin’ to extreme

Time for my pets to say hi
Rodents and Spiders and Crows you’ll die
I checked your place but inside
there was only a sad man who cries

Say that you’re murderous your only crime is 
becoming a dead beat dad
But I wouldn’t worry cause after my parenting 
you’ll be a dead beat dad 

I’ve got a feeling 
it’s the last battle for you
Cause your game’s long and gone 
and this is just my chapter 2

Granny vs. Hello Neighbor - Video Game Rap Battle

Gianni Matragrano as Siren Head
Cam VGRB as Slender Man
Produced by 5:10
Mixed by Freshy Kanal

Siren Head vs. Slender Man

Enjoy!
Full Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op2bcqpLI8Q

He's a Scary Bear Remix/Cover

Official Page for Cam Greely/VGRB (Yes it's actually me)
I make rap songs and VideoGameRapBattles.