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What The Fuck Is Going On?

Glitz At The Ritz 1 By Gavin Luke - [Electro Music]

For use in ringtones, presentations, anything that brightens one's day.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

TRACER VS SCOUT Rap Battle By JT Machinima

HarryPotter2875 as Jay Gatsby (Greed)
Seth (CBRB) as Christian Grey (Lust)
Skeep as Augustus Gloop (Gluttony)
WoodenHornets as Tom Sawyer (Sloth)
Mr. E Owl as Macbeth (Envy)
UnamusedDetective as Carrie White (Wrath)
Adam as Victor Frankenstein (Pride)

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oq1kADLIDApl3QB5kJXBFd0_PDkR-F40mm5Yp3L8lVA/edit

Beats by Kustom, Beatgeekz, Allrounda, and Ear2thebeat.

URBoF

The Seven Deadly Sins Royale - URBoF #7

Welcome to Episode Three of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!

Today, the dancing demon himself, Bendy, will face off against Nintendo's #2, Luigi!
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CREDITS

► Bendy, voiced by
JMB 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiAwj3X-2xmeq1LhJ6K4W4Q

► Luigi, voiced by 
Mathew Swift
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Production:

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Dani Frias, Henry Jones, R, Red

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/7dcyb7e

Bendy VS Luigi - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Leannaire as Flame Princess and Peridot
Anodyne as Lapis Lazuli
VinnyO as Finn the Human

Flame Princess:
To put out this Eternal Flame would take a Magical Mirror--cle 
I’ma’ light this track up, and yes, I mean that literal 
I’m a Queen, overthrew my father and brought law and order 
I won’t outmatched by the likes of Bob the Terraformer 
Burn you more traumatically than how your past transpired
Trapped in your own reflection like a reversed vampire 
And now your biggest weakness happens to be your power
I’d be moody too if I was scared to take a shower
You should work on your health, you’re a bigger mess than your fandom 
It’s no use crying for help- your homeworld left you abandoned 
 
Lapis Lazuli:
Beat stop
Um… It’s Lapis
Beat starts again
and I’ve got a phat diss for this Cinnamon addict  
I’ve had it with Brutes like you; pray I let you stay intact 
You’re more unbalanced than malachite-- a right pyromaniac   
Come on at me with your final form; you can do nothing to me!
You’ve got useless fireballs and a short fuse to rival Ruby’s 
I’m ruthless, i’d move an Ocean just to take your red throne 
After a drizzle of my flow-- I think you’d need some time alone 
 
Peridot:
Unhand her, you fire clod; she’ll hit you with a tidal wave 
Worse yet you’d have to face a Peridot’s unbridled rage
 
Finn the Human:
Leave her be, buttmunch! I’ll bring pain bigger than your ego 
Why would anyone ever be Barn mates with this green Dorito 
 
Peridot:
Log-date 7 17 2; I’ve been challenged by a defect 
Who should be looking for his dad-- not protecting his evil ex 
Ugh-- Finn the Clod! You don’t know who you’re talking to!
What time is it? It’s time to push another human off the roof!
 
Finn the Human:
Hitting me with metal rods seems incredibly impractical 
It’s ironic that this Triangle’s anything but Mathematical 
I’ll batter you- the rock with a Lumpy Space Princess attitude
Go tell Yellow Diamond that you lost this rap battle too
 
Peridot:
This is none of your Bismuth, you didn’t have to come along
But gee this kid is so lonely, he ends up talking to his dog
on the top of this Food Chain though logically I’ve further questions
Why come battle me when it’d end in another rejection?
 
 Written by Fle

Lapis Lazuli vs Flame Princess. Season 3, Wave 1

Welcome to one rap battle to start off the summer, featuring the God of the Underworld, Hades, heating things up against the Fire Kingdom's own Flame Princess, in this episode of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!
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Credits

► Hades, voiced by
Brodecai
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC560f1VJg5xNABrlma8y2ZA

► Flame Princess, voiced by 
SkyeBear
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCrSzTJsHalnvocaPktmrvg

► Announcer, played by
Dustin/Freshy Kanal
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Henry Jones, R, Dani Frias

► Beat produced by
Marsad Man

► Edited by
N/A

► Audio Mixed by
Boris
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv7Auh1wdmxYFbTU5grlSYw

► Album Cover by
Aaron Peters
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC5plV_Sdtl8e4hTdW7lJvdg
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Lyrics:

Flame Princess:
The people will be saying (Ooo) when they see me burning it 
So now I'll use my magma flow to scorch this churning twit,
Gee, where’s DeVito, he could really come in handy,
A running gag from Family Guy? Ooh, a piece of candy!
I will go the distance, like my father never compromised,
Oh, don’t forget, your minions are wearing our merchandise,
Back when the world was new, there’s the end of your dominion,
 Even without a Keyblade, I’ll strike the Heart of your Kingdom!

Hades:
Listen, sweetie, I’m at the top of my game,
Ruler of the Underworld, and you’re calling me lame?
I may have an attitude, But I ain’t no Cinnamon Bun,
Face it, Lynn Loud, there’s nowhere left to run!
While you bring your ex, I’m bringing Pain and Panic, 
You may be burning brighter, but in Pompeii, I’M VOLCANIC!
You’ll be better off, teasing Finn with his fetish!
I’d rather face his dog and his candy-coated chemist!

Flame Princess:
You’re facing Hercules, so does it matter, James? 
Once you’re more blue than your hair, or so, this faker claims.
While I’m on fire on this mic, you cower in the shadows,
It’s your Fate, Hades, but you’re asking “What are those?”
From the undead god, you spit fire smaller than Flambo,
I’ll watch your downfall as I go from Zero to Hero,
Just leave Finn out of this, this isn’t his fight!
This is my Red Throne, so get out of my sight!

Hades:
Ooh, I’m scared, another Meg in disguise!
This Slut’s Starlight Dreams will surely wreck this ride,
Bitch, you left your kingdom to be Finn’s “Blowtorch?”
While I rule over mine, burning foes while my flows scorch
You’re like the Human Torch, except not as Fantastic!
 Better watch your temper, sis, you’re going all bombastic!
Go Ahead and Cry, but I don’t want you to miss this,
I’ll release my titans, sending you back to Olympus!

Flame Princess VS Hades - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

The two legendary turret constructers, Torbjörn and The Engineer, face off in this epic Overwatch vs. Team Fortress 2 rap battle!

Get the song!
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LYRICS:
Torbjorn: 
Spitting like a sentry, my rapping's dispersed,
scrapping your outdated game and I'll be crafting this verse!
Never passing my defensives, you'll be going berserk!
That's right, it's Torbjörn, ready for work!
I've stopped a bot-caused apocalypse!
I'm sure that I can topple over Texas hicks!
Drop Dispensers for what's in store,
'cause I flow hot as Molten Core!

Engineer:
Whoa there fella, you're comin' up short,
But that's all that I expected when I'm rapping a dwarf!
You're flat out useless, your characters busted!
Time a foreigner's shown some Frontier Justice!
Teleporters, health Dispensers, Sentry Guns,
I'm a dozen of your heroes rolled up into one!
I solve a problem, you amplify,
I mean the Omnic Crisis was your design!
Torbjörn: 
You claim you've got intelligence, and yet you still resort,
to cracking jokes about my height, well I'm not a dwarf!
But if you'd like to blabber some more,
Then I'll smite you with the hammer of Thor!
The real OG, first hero made!
While your class is the most over-played!
I may create, but I'm destructing now!
You've built up your ego, I'll break it down!

Engineer: 
You treat the Omnics like lesser scum,
I thought Southerners were the racist ones,
And you've got eight kids in that family of yours?
You'd think an Armorer'd use protection more,
I've got a Widowmaker of my own, I'm a sharpshooter,
No Hospitality for this intruder,
When you're Wrangled in, hear the screams of pain,
more than your team when you're picked for games!

Torbjörn (speaking): 
You were merely a prototype, I am the latest and greatest!

Engineer (speaking):
Well, at least people can pronounce my name, Tor-B-Jorn!

Torbjörn (speaking): 
THAT'S TORBJÖRN!

Torbjörn: 
If what you just presented's the best rhymes that you wrote,
then you'll malfunction even worse than your Competitive mode!
You've got repetitive flow, I'm always better than foes!
Stay out of my way, I'm in the zone!
You're a hunk of junk, I'm master race!
Now watch as I improve your face!
You can't repair your past mistakes!
You've reached your Expiration Date!

Engineer: 
Your battle raps just prove the fact,
That you should never be picked on attack!
Just broken game mechanics and Torb works it?
That's the definition of a Short Circuit!
You're a drastic radical oddity!
Just drop your robot philosophy!
Either stay eliminated or you'll live with the truth,
That every other hero does their job better than you!

Torbjörn vs. The Engineer - Video Game Rap Battle

YouTube link: Friday 10am PST.

Steady Cam as Slender Man: https://soundcloud.com/thesteadycam
The Stupendium as Baldi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zshYe6Agzk

LYRICS...

Slender man: 
I started to believe this industry can’t get more shallow
Yet Another horrid horror game makes way into my shadow

tall and pale, bald assailant teleportin’ round a map 
but instead of leaving victims dead you give their ass a slap?

Are you serious? I’m furious!    
People are really fearin’ this?
You’re a slender remake that is meant for pre-k 
that will never equate to me, period

That’s nearly it, I will sever each leg to crumble your foundation 
So step in my elementary for some real education  


Baldi:
Wow there he is, still scaring kids, Congratulations! You exist!
Figured something awful was in the mist, you’re person proving white people shouldn’t spit 

this dated shroud is not allowed In my school house, you’re flunkin’ out
for those rhymes I’ll award a shiny quarter since you’re selling out

I mean You got a movie coming now, sure that will be a smash
Based on every other gaming flick, well you can do the math 

now let’s do my favorite subject, what happens when I subtract
your head from the rest of your carcass and then split it into halves?

Now this class is in session, May I please have your attention 
Take this jump rope for suspension, hang from your neck in detention 

Your reign of fame has now ended, I’ll sweep the floor with you man
I get madder every verse you fail, get out while you can 


Slender man:
I’ve got you decoded, the pages I wrote it, 
then you went and stole it, put it in your notebooks
repackaged and sold it, to kids but you know it 
is me that you owe the, numbers that you’re growin’

I gave you your start, I’ll be your finish, You won’t make it far, now I have risen
I’ll tear out your heart and then I’m persistin’ to rip you apart, hows that for division?

I’m slender man, put you in a hospice there’s no treatment
for when i teach what’s really frightening to Mavis Beacon


I am the peak of all horror, you are just the trending fad
that is soon to die off right along with hero brine and fnaf

Baldi:
Let’s look at your results, and based on your grim grading
Then I can see why you dropped out of school slim shady

I can’t believe it, if you think that verse would make me shudder 
Than you’re twisted as your 12 years olds who go and stab each other

Slender Man vs. Baldi's Basics

Video: Friday August 10th at 10am PST

Steady Cam as Pikachu:
Samantha Sadoff as Eevee

LYRICS:

Pikachu:
Back in 1996, a spark began to glow
Bringing me to lead a series lighting screens around the globe 

I’m the mascot, Yeah I’m the face that runs the game
While you’re a other throwaway that has known to run a way 

That’s your best ability, no adaptability 
can save a bratty daft Eevee from Pika’s rap agility 

yeah I crackle all my foes when I tackle with my volts
I’m a master on my own, only high up when you’re stoned

Your a handout to the trainer buddy, I’m a real catch
Unleashing static raps to leave you frozen on the track

Eevee:
Why don’t you pass the baton to a viable mon’
That verse was a catastopika, thinking that cha really strong

This detective should deduce that he is weak and overhyped
Check your speed, I even make for a swifter electric type

I’m your natural predator, this fox devours mice 
if you try to nuzzle up to me you’ll wind up with a bite

If you zap me on the mic, my hyper voice will spit some raps
that’s gonna dominate the this mon we hate, like evoboosted stats

Pikachu:
Claim my stats are weak but just look at where I be
I am trainer Red’s lead, espeon’s is off his team

None of your evolution are effective when we fight
Your silly gimmick lost it’s magic, when you gained a fairy type

Try to take me down and you’ll be paralyzed for sure
Brick break you down and Body slam ya like a luchador

When I thunderbolt 10 milli volts are surgin’ through and through 
From the anime, to our new games, who’s really choosin you?


Eevee:
We’ve got a lot in common, we’ve progressed throughout the games
I’ve obtained more evolutions and you gained some cosplay 

Shoving you down all our throats can only do the franchise harm
I’m a refreshing face attracting gamers with my normal charm

Hey you Pikachu, I anticipate your moves
If that was your last resort than I’ve got some awful news

I am shocked with disappointment but you’ve got a good excuse
Your trainer’s too big of a dumb ash to evolve you

Pikachu vs. Eevee - Pokemon Rap Battle

YouTube Link: COMING FRIDAY, AUGUST 24th 10am PST

Sniper: Steady Cam
Widowmaker: Eile Monty

LYRICS:
Sniper:
A professional has standards that includes efficiency 
in the discardin’ of my targets put them out their misery 

when I am dissin’ on the beat this hitman is making the heat
While all your boring allegories put a Sydney boy to sleep 

I am an old fashion assassin you’re a cold passionless ratchet
See how slow your heart tempo is once I go squash an arachnid 

and my bow blasts unattractive widows kissing her goodbye
You’re gonna wish I was a soldier when I’ve got you in my sights


Widowmaker:
I can’t believe they got me pitted up against against somebody
With a flow’s that’s only useful when you use it for Jarate

And his sniping’s seeming sloppy so it’s gotta be apparent 
That this cocky amateur has let me down more than his parents

Oh did that one sting? If that is the case than it’s no wonder
Your HP is by far the lowest of your brothers

Machetes will not help when I behead this hunter
C'est la vie Put you back into the land down under


Sniper:
Crikey mates now feast your eyes The widow spins a web a lies 
Because her mind’s so weak and blind She had her husband sniped at night 

after the talon wiped her mind and now she finds herself a spy
But you know I tend to remind your kind to surrender your lives

I’m fortified gotta spit hard rhymes and unload on a bloke I’m a flow carbine
Till your cold heart dies do you feel alive when I load up a bullet to blow your mind?

The literal kind, after the genocide collect my profit
Won’t be trouble you’ve been pummeled by a kid rocking a gauntlet 

Widowmaker:
I find it quite surprising that you still insist on trying 
Shouldn’t need my infra sight to realize your game is dying

And yet I wouldn’t be lying if I said you make me laugh 
I’ll put you down out outback I’m quite experienced at junking rats

Try and chase me down while I am swinging from my grapple line
Outwit you then I’ll ditch you once you trip this venom mine 

It’s One shot one kill mercy killing is my brand
It’ll be more painless over all your slowly dying fans

Sniper:
I’m a hired hand you’re a bold crazy 
Bit my stuff for long enough just F O A D

And go back to ballet cause with that big ego that you got
I don’t even need scope to know your head is getting shot (BOOM!)


Widowmaker: 
Wanna keep your job? then I suggest you run and hide
Going toe to toe with me, snipers tend to lose an eye 

And keep preaching that you’re stable we all know you’re really sick
And compensating for the fact you killed your family as a kid

Sniper vs. Widowmaker - Video Game Rap Battle

Steady Cam as Infernape:
ShueTube as Blaziken:

LYRICS:
Blaziken: 
I can’t believe that this monkey thinks he can phase the kid
You’re crazy if you think you can rap battle with Blaziken
Can’t handle the flames I spin
And ravel these phrases in
I came to win so your chance of beating me’s looking razor thin
I’ll break the limbs on this wanna be homosapien
Then take his skin and hair and I’ll wear it
I call it “Bathing Chimp”
You’ll get these flaming wrists and a couple of blazing kicks
This apes a wimp, there’s no way he can take me with those baby fists

Infernape:
Forget the kinda game you’re in? I’m spittin’ platinum hits on blaze
I came in with flaming blitz you kickin’ with the chicken legs
Against my iron fist you’ll faint, you got the strength and grit of May
Need roost and speed boost so you can sprint away 
be true, I beat you up with my fists of flames
heat you and eat you up like a chicfila 
why don’t you go you sit an egg, your only chance of gettin’ laid
is if I crack you and I blast you back to where the dinner’s made

Blaziken:
You think you’re spitting flames?
But we’re in different lanes
Different games, I’m in Pokkén smoking foes and kickin A
You ain’t even in the game
That’s means you ain’t getting played
Sorry I’m not sorry but I’d hardly want to pick a lame

Infernape:
Hardly even charred me all of your kicks missed
You are sparring gainst army with’ bullet fists

and scorchin’ hits, though I was tardy to the party
I am starting up the barbie that’ll torch this chick

Blaziken: 
I’m bored with this
I’m really getting fed up
You really think that you’re clever?
You’ll never ever be better
These feathers will sever every vendetta that I endeavor
So how you gonna step up when you’ve never been a mega?

Infernape:
Better crank the heat cause your embers are em-bores
The way you’re fighting you should have sent for an emboar

Bringing little flow against the monkey inferno
Then you’re combutin’ better trust this combat wasn’t even close, No!

Blaziken Vs. Infernape - Pokemon Rap Battle

Stand Proud Dramatic Ver and Music Box Ver of Stand Proud by Midori Orgel

Credit to Djuncle on YT

[Stand Proud] Jotaro Sings You To Sleep

Cam "VGRB" as Neighbor and Granny
Prod. by Yung Finchie
Mixed by RVSHVD

Lyrics:

The Neighbor:
Looks like this mobile schnook 
Has finally picked up steam
and check how bad you look   
up on computer screens

So think how worse you look
comparing you to me 
welcome to Ravenbrook
keep off my property 

lookin’ as bland a mannequin 
bring in your man and I’ll banish him
to the depths of my dungeon
you best start a runnin’ 
my vengeance is comin’
you cannot win 

Don’t wanna play no hide and seek 
Cause there’s no way to hide that you robbed me clean
From the traps to the chases, 
weapons and basements
the items and fightin’ 
and writin’ and keys

you’re a thief obsessed with the vanity
just wanted dollars that drives my insanity 
all your developers business is shady  
it’s almost as ugly as all of your family 

So now that I’ve learned your psychology 
I get all your broken behaviors 
You shall address me as Just Mr. Peterson 
cause we will never be neighbors 

Granny:
Now that’s no way to treat a guest 
you should have remained quiet 
You’re pushing me over the ledge 
like Aaron did to Mya

you got balls no lie but 
now I’m up to bat for slaughter 
once I’ve knocked you out the park
I’ll bury you next to your daughter

I can tell from all your petty flows you must have been up in 
friendly mode 
Charge 40 bucks for you game but nobody is dropping a 
penny tho
You must be insane to think that people’d pay that price
Tried to be a console a hit but crashed and burned just like your wife 

Sure you’re the first of our kind
But you’re missing pieces inside
So I got it right and now give this constructor
of theme parks the ride of his life

Let’s pump up a shotty 
and see who’s the weaker one
The guy who’s giant house compensates 
for his Peter, son

Neighbor:
You’re the literal bare bones of horror
You stripped away all of the fun
you can’t even nail down the scares
Cause I doubt that old Body can jump 

This battle is showin’ the truth 
From the start I’ve been steppin’ on you
you should feel grateful cause your only dub 
is the one that is under the butt of my shoe
 
and I’m over this catching you being a hypocrite
wasting my time with your blows
Taking these shots my dead family members
when your own granddaughter’s a ghost

If you try you hiding and never come out
I can still spy you from inside your house
I’m the big cat you're just a mouse
I think it’s time for this pest to move out 

Granny:
Your shots are only rubber darts
I got that gasoline 
You’ve been wanderin’ from the start
I’m crankin’ to extreme

Time for my pets to say hi
Rodents and Spiders and Crows you’ll die
I checked your place but inside
there was only a sad man who cries

Say that you’re murderous your only crime is 
becoming a dead beat dad
But I wouldn’t worry cause after my parenting 
you’ll be a dead beat dad 

I’ve got a feeling 
it’s the last battle for you
Cause your game’s long and gone 
and this is just my chapter 2

Granny vs. Hello Neighbor - Video Game Rap Battle

Exchange // LR AGL Vegeta

[Electro] - Insan3Lik3 - Bad Pitched (Original Mix) [Monstercat VIP Release]

Official Page for Cam Greely/VGRB (Yes it's actually me)
I make rap songs and VideoGameRapBattles.