WATCH THE FULLY ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKEQ4xZ_-ng

Michael Malconian as Shaggy
Freshy Kanal as Crazy Dave
littleflecks as Scooby-Doo

Crazy Dave:
It’s Crazy Dave but you can just call me Cray-Z killin’ a beat
Flames emitting whenever Blazing’s bringing the heat
A wave’s beginning so play the game or, hippie, stay in your lane
And listen because this neighbour ain’t spitting peas 

Your gang of misfits think you’re Heroes? (think you’re Heroes?)
Man, the only undead you’re fighting are your rebooted casts
Everyone can tell this shroomhead is a zero (He’s a 0!)
I think you’re safe from the zombies ‘cuz brains are something you lack!
Freeze.

I’ve been reviewing your dubious movies
And, dude, I’ve concluded what truly is spooky
Is when you be Dooing a Doobie with Scooby
And then end up screwing the pooch like a floozie 
Give up the ghost of exposing the supernatural
You’re just showing off rich white crafting
Cuz all of the brats that you’re catching are capitalists
Guess that’s what the point of the mask is

I’ve been known to help lazy neighbours in my town, but right now
I’m putting this couch potato in the ground like SPUDOW!
Ditch the pot, maybe try one on your head
Or the only ones “launching all-out attacks on you” will be feds!

Shaggy:
Zoinks! You’re the largest g-g-ghoul I’ve ever seen
Man, I love to chow, but dude, even the zombies eat their greens
You should time travel to when your games actually had some meat
Like, your appetite’s so greedy, you’ve got EA to a T!

You would think I’m packing Plant Food, my pockets glisten and gleam
I’m stacking the green, constantly chopping your Wisdom Trees
Franchise in the lead since you were still in your daddy’s seed
Like, it looks like our next crossover’s Direct-to-PvZ!

Take your half-assed cash grab trash plant patches and scrap ‘em 
Even if your execs get Scrappy and beg to “Lemme add ‘em!”
Like, you’ll never get away with those premium package schemes
In this battle, won’t need to go Ultra Instinct - man, are you challenging me? 


Crazy Dave:
I think you’ve made your point. You’ve got enough cash.
Now how ‘bout you split up and look for who the fuck asked?
If we’re talking business, I know Rogers misses signals, but jinkies
Quit asking Dinkley to visit your Twiddydinkies!

Listen, Stinky - all your catchphrases and tropes are old and tired
While our games are so groundbreaking, we even got through to China
All your reductive redundant whodunnit stuff is for babies
But I watched more than one episode - why? ‘Cuz I’m CRAZY!

Shaggy:
Quit talkin’ smack, I’m lookin’ like a Scooby Snack fit in these jeans
While no lady’s ever loved you ‘cuz you’re as big as the Mystery Machine
Like, good thing you’ve got those mowers, man, you’ll need them if ever you shave
Dude, you couldn’t get in Penny, but still managed to drive her away!

Withstanding your Cob Cannons, the scariest lawn terror
Got damage like Gargantuars - Hannah-Bar-Bearer
Your franchise is decomposing with every microtransaction
And I’m dancing on your grave - like you did Michael Jackson

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Cover Art Designed by Eddiefrb
Shaggy & Dave Art by BMB
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal & Sebb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Shaggy vs Crazy Dave - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEylfzORiA&t

Snakebite126 as Yakko Warner
Mr. Tibbs as Kermit the Frog

Yakko:
Already fought Jay-Pac, now I’m facing this frog?
I know you say “hi-ho”, let’s see if you “hip-hop”
Bud, I’m not the type of toon that you let go first
Because I’ll hop up on a track like "helloooooo verse!"
In the past when Jim had passed, and Disney asked
to bring you back, no strings attached, You’d think you’d pass,
But to keep you afloat like a lilypad, your little cast was given cash
And ever since, you’ve been trash
When this frog’s on our lot, on the mic, you’ll be toad
Man, your tongue only threatens the flies that you gulp
When I’m packing the ALS ice bucket flow
You had best make like Michigan - finally croak 

Kermit:
Sir, I don’t mean to be rude, but Jack Black can attest
Even for our telethon, we weren’t this desperate for a guest
But now the music is playing so we’ll fight the fight
And you’re gonna meet your maker with Muppet Flow tonight (yaaaaaayyyyy!)
We’ve got generations of success on the screen
But it seems when you’re on the air, it’s Not Easy Making Green
It took over 20 years for a network to renew you
And they had to jump through so many hoops, you dropped on Hulu
Tried to be meta, but you were dead on release
Man, you wouldn’t even be hip on a Sesame Street
It’s fitting that Warner Bros. is personified as dimwits
*sips tea* But that’s none of my business


Yakko:
Your success is in the past, nowadays, all people take you for
are streaming service filler shows and mainstays at the Game Awards
Got all these recasts, but not the same after Henson’s leave
New guy’s named Matt ‘cuz he’s stomping on your legacy
And when you’re not onstage, you’re a little bit insane
You’re so stuck up in your ways, call you PIggy and the Brain (narf!)
With all of the times you’ve gone divorcing that pigfriend
You should take after Gonzo and stick to choking your chicken
(mwah, goodnight everybody!)

Kermit:
I may be the Muppet, but your line structure felt sewn
Your disses hardly tickled - who do ya take me for, Elmo?
My ensemble’s key while all you’ve got is 3
And I’ve seen scarier Dots on the face of Constantine
Straight Outta Swamp-ton - my flow never dries up
I’m slinging the mud to hand you the Elmyra 
So Yakko and all his gaffs should stay in the past
‘Cuz your cast cannot match the classics - those are the facts (uh)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Kustom
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by TreToonzz
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Yakko Warner vs Kermit the Frog - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Mike Choe as Peter Quill
Freeced as Jack Sparrow

Lyrics:
https://freshy-kanal-cinematic-wiki.fandom.com/wiki/Star-Lord_vs_Captain_Jack_Sparrow
(too big to fit in the description)

Star-Lord vs. Captain Jack Sparrow - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
McGuinnsBook as Kratos
Mega Ran as Maui
McGwire as choir vocals

Kratos:
Flee or start your prayers to the god of your creation.
If they sent me after you, then you must be forsaken.
I went through Hel's scorching borders and coldest corners in fistfights.
You'd piss your grass skirt if your reputation's on thin ice!
BOY! There was a demigod hated near and far.
He decided no one loved him, so he had to steal a heart.
Was it worth his sense of purpose, changing Earth with dirty tricks?
'Cause once he died, he still had not a single soul that worshiped him!
When the tides turn on this fraud, he falls apart on the spot!
What kind of islander god would sink in water like rocks?
You offered the Earth gifts, but you're shallow on the surface!
You can shapeshift to a bird's skin, but can't change to a better person!
This is my fate; I decide when wars are over!
Cut you into shape; this is how you make a soldier!
You provide for the praise and strengthen your culture,
But when they cry for your aid, you offer a cold shoulder!

Maui:
We all like to goof a little; trust me, I won't judge you.
Although, I don't murder all of Greece; you know, like some do?
I spend my time creating mountains and kingdoms you might cross;
I probably made the island you and your shame like to hide on!
So thanks, but I'm gonna decline the olive branch that you offered politely! (No thanks!)
You've been hiding inside of that ivory tower, so why don't you come down and fight me?
You pray all alone because you eviscerated your only love!
You keep your emotions like coconuts, 'cause I gotta break you to open up!
You say that I'm the one shifting the shape? You play pretend as a Norse deity!
You threw your mythology away like a Spartan's deformed baby!
I rock the boat with the fire that I gave to humankind; I don't take lightly!
So when I'm striking the son of Zeus twice, there's a funeral worthy of fake Vikings!
I got tattoos of all my victories, no sweat!
While the only mark that you've left is yet another one on my chest!
Mine are a map; yours are just ashes to ashes,
Directing to the exactly zero family members you have left!

Kratos:
I was fighting in the field 'til I no longer had chains
While you were marinating inside your man-cave!
Hid away since your parents saw your face and were sickened!
Don't be surprised if I go overboard like you as an infant.
So many wars helmed; I forged through Greece and the Norse realms!
I lived through lives in the damn time that you spent writing an anthem 'bout nothing but yourself!
I chose my solace, while you were just banished away as a lonely convict!
Your boat's on water, but the stars couldn't help you find any excuse for your broken promise!
So I'll raise a toast to this fraud who's loathed by most of the coastal goddesses!
He's a pussy from start to end, as his fate was woven onto him!

Maui:
Maybe add a sense of humor to your massive arsenal; you don't seem that amused!
Got so many weapons in stock, yet you're the biggest tool for Athena to use!
I held up the sky, dealt with the fire, and those ain't my greatest stunts!
You scream at your loved ones 'til they're long gone; do I gotta show you how to raise a sun?
You got me actin' like Baldur, 'cause all your blows are painless!
For once, take a step back; this ain't the cliff you fell from!
To all the pantheons that I saved from eradication
By finishing him once and for all, you're welcome!

Kratos vs. Maui - Rap Battle!

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
Swizkii as Peter Venkman
Eric the Audible as Ray Stantz
Chase Beck as Winston Zeddemore
Commander Jacob as Egon Spengler
Mix Williams as Leonardo
Politicess as Michelangelo
Kevin Krust as Donatello
PE$O PETE as Raphael

Ghostbusters:
Alright, which one of you thought this nightmare up?
A quartet of green dorks born from Slimer's spunk!
You couldn't pay me enough to leave these freaks in our hearse!
Let's just keep 'em at bay. No, they will look even worse!
You know, turtles seem to go extinct from plastic litter.
What, the dudes made to clog up stores with their action figures?
And hang with that reporter chick they all got feelings for? (What?!)
That love story's unholy! It's Zuul-philia!
Pitchforks and knives split the team up over bickering!
I guess their Master taught them the art of Splintering!
The form of your destruction's the four Ghostbusters!
Let's paint the picture for you, Leo: It's your Last Supper!

TMNT:
Well, cowa-fucking-bunga, dude; I'm actually in tears!
Did we come too strapped? They got, like, janitor gear!
Yet they pushed one switch in their crib and then air fried it!
Our fights are like our pizza: We like to share slices!
Are you mad or something, 'cause your vacuum packs ain't got no extra suction?
Never worked! Only the ghost in your bed had you bustin'! (He's a freak!)
Now the feds got you by the balls if you stay in town!
Let's do it like Stay Puft! Mikey, break it down!
Listen, Ray Stantz: don't make friends with Venkman!
The pay's bad, and Winston will ditch y'all ASAP!
Shake hands with someone who can offer a safe plan!
We're quick with the Foot Clan; they're just running a scam!
TRUE THAT! Your shoes whack! Crew's whack! Suits whack!
Just make like your hairlines and move back! (On god!)
You're Ghostbusters, so I wonder where your boo's at?
You only face a Shredder when you got taxes, you douchebags!

Ghostbusters:
Heya, Raph! Why don't you go take a bath instead?
Watch us take it back to when all your rainbow masks were red!
You want to talk about society with your double teeth?
Read the signs, kid: you barely got across the street without being called a freak!
Forget pizza! You want a piece?!
Grew up in sewers, but you can't survive us crossing streams!
Splinter made a funny? Yeah, with the way they got raised!
Quarantined for life. Childhood went straight down the drain!
Hey, I'm just saying, if you four homeless snot chunks
Need a place that you'll finally fit in, we got one!

TMNT:
We'll pass on taking notes about fitting in with the surface
From the pervert getting getting ghosted by each client that he flirts with! (LET'S GO!)
I don't think you're surpassing us 'cause you're older!
I bet as teens, you got pushed around more than your controllers!
You sure showed 'em with all those buildings you blew up!
For every ghost that you catch, you leave half a city of new ones! (OHHHHH!)
You're dead weight that shows up to haunt crowds!
'Cause ever since your sequel, you just let 'em all down!
Then by 2016, the boomers were swapped out!
Then they gave up the ghost, so who you gonna call now?

TMNT vs. Ghostbusters - Rap Battle!

The Once-ler vs. Jack Skellington - Freshy Kanal

Steady Cam - Luigi
Emi Jones - Tails

LYRICS:
Tails: (0:14)
An engineer of lyrics, never fearin’ any test
Appears that Mario is missing so I’m facing second best
Pest, this fox is feastin’ on this fat furry raccoon
And judging by how much you stink, I can see why you’re number 2 (oo!)
It’s Coward vs. Prower, you don’t want to play bro,
I’ll be flying high and storming ya like a tornado (HA!)
I’ll pass it to the plumber but nobody gives a crap
Cause you already took an L when you put on that hat

Luigi:
Usually I wouldn’t battle little kids like you
But based on your youth you’re used to being bullied and abused
I’m exterminating you, just call me animal control
And son you best respect your elders, you’re just 8 years old
An inventor like yourself should realize you’ve been one upped
It doesn’t take a genius to compare our ratings and our sums
Soar all that your heart desires, you’ll still wind up under
When a fox with Astraphobia flies his plane into Green Thunder!

Tails: (1:08)
With all your fireballs you still can’t make a proper roast
You sucked so much that you would think that you were rapping against a ghost

Luigi:
In terms of games, I’ve got the most, I’ve been a pro since the first day
While you were meant for gamer’s little bros too young to really play

Tails: (1:22)
Your blatant cruelty towards animals deceives me
Don’t you got a Yoshi to go raise Mamma Luigi?

Luigi:
Oh so you talking down to me acting like that you are all tough?
Kid, you look like something I would where as a power up

Tails: (1:35)
You must be afraid, but I know you can’t run away
Cause the numbers say that my IQ is the same size as your weight
Your year came and went so no matter how hard you try to flow
You’ll forever be recognized as the Green Mario

Luigi:
You’re a freak of nature with those tails spinning ‘round
I think it’s time that this defected dog is finally put down
You’re Adventure ends here, I’ll use all my star power
To be sure your speed now reads No Miles Prower

Luigi vs. Tails - Video Game Rap Battle

Nemraps as Bowser
VGRB as Dr. Eggman

LYRICS:
Bowser
This be the King of the Koopas 
Backed by my army of troopas
I trap with the princess you try trappin critters
but we’ve got the shell’s that’ll shoot ya
Right out the chopper that you just jacked from me
You face the monster, conquering galaxies 
Hide in your lab while i’m rockin’ the castle
cause You lose to animals in every battle (like whoa)
I’m a Super Star Saga you’re just trash from Sega
Who lost a mascot contest to his own rival what a failure
So I’ll flame ya, I fight gory, lick my lips cause I like poultry 
Squeeze my jaw and eat you raw that’s what I call an inside story

Eggman
Lectured by lizard brains? One thing that I must ask then
Did you look back at all your games? Cause you lose to the mustached men
This turtle’s slow if he thinks that he’s tough 
To beat you all I have to is just jump 
Over you and into the lava your dunked
I’d be more threatened rapping against Doug 
Bowser go back in that shell so you can hide coward
Are you rapping in your final form your flow is dry bowser
I’m a mad genius you’re a buffoon, I’ll turn this dragon to my dragoon
It’s absurd my flow is out of the world as if I had just pissed on the moon

Bowser
Maybe invent something to hype your rap flows
Battle with gadgets my spikes’ll trash those
Claim that your genius is simply unmatched though 
You couldn’t craft a way to get in smash bros
Eggman, Robotnick whatever you call it
I’m gon’ leave this doctor so splattered like Pollock
Cause over the years, I got rough and tougher
But based on your movie you got dumb and dumber
and you’re supposed to Carrey that film? please
That mess gonna bomb like I gave it down B 
You redesigned the hedgehog to look clean
But can’t redesign all that bad comedy 
Shouldn’t have brought the faker to battle
Cause even your copies live in the shadow
of evil’s Og, so flee or the king
 will leave this egg boiled from fire I breathe

Eggman
I wish that your movie got redesigned too
Where the greatest part is when you devolve to ooze 
You spit fire true, but still it’s no sweat
because you’re only hot when you turn to Bowsette 
And capturing women is such easy targets 
I’ve seen harder beasts hatching out of chao garden 
Think you’re superstar kid you’re just in the bush league
Did you get amnesia a second time Rookie?
You’re plots end with no payoff, 
while I drop gems and spit chaos
You can flash your fangs and go gas your flames
But I’ll just swing your tail and you’ll take off 
How bout I give you a visual though
A dino extinct by the doc’s missile flow
and now I’ve trapped this beast you are not the OG
You’re not even Mario’s original foe

Bowser Vs. Dr. Eggman

VideoGameRapBattles "Cam" as Bendy
Mcgwire as Cuphead 
Produced by Summer Kid Slay
Mixed and Mastered by caelix

LYRICS:
Cuphead:
Think I’m getting just a little Deja Vu
Explain what is the deal with all these devil dudes
Cause if a demon tryna battle with this steaming china 
buddy then you must be hangin’ with the tipsy troop

I wish that Joey Drew a more threatenin’ foe
Let’s let our titles both decide who’s best in show
The one without a soul who pushing out his games on mobile
Or the man who lands a netflix show 

Call us rivals? Don’t be insane 
You got 30s style, in a 3D game
now Talk about how much coppin’ out it’s lame
Like Dark Survival, You can’t be saved 

I quest across the country for a legendary chalice
Your maker tossed soon as  he could ink a deal with alice
You look a little dry from being made for kids
So tip me over and suck on this

Bendy:
Well Cuphead seems to act the same
He likes to roll the dice
He came upon the Devil’s game 
And Gosh he paid the price
And now he’s fighting for his life
In a mission fraught with dread
And once the devil spits some rhymes
The devil takes your head

Say you wanna take another gamble with the devil?
then You’re blowing more steam than your buddy elder kettle
just go mug at all your losses from a dozens different bosses
We would never come to crosses cause I’m on another level

I’m coming from a series that is ripe with scares
But you’re the freak belongin’ in a nightmare fair 
Try and pull peashooters on me you’ll be down and out
Save it for when Mugman givin’ you a round a bout 

Cuphead:
And you think you’re takes are the best?
You’re ink game is making a mess
And I spit so mean it puts demons to rest
oh so fast like the phantom express

While you wander all round your map
I run and gun and gun on the track
Call me your studio give you the axe
and leave you on the cutting room floor like your act

Bendy:
Sad your rappin’ isn’t harder than game
I’m surprised your verses didn’t get delayed
And no amount of challenge with your difficult controls
can hold a candle to the ample dark souls I claim

Have to say you are the weakest of my foes
Cause it’s an ink machine against a little rubber hose
Now my time’s done here, thanks for comin’ to my show 
See you in 5 more years when you want another go

Cuphead vs Bendy and the Ink Machine

GameBoyJones as Kirby
CamVGRB as Pac-Man
Beat By Call Me G
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Lyrics:
Pac-Man:
Talkin’ OGs then you know it’s Pac-Man
It’s the eater of the beats against a livin’ trash can 
You so lonely while you wallow in if you will  spit or swallow 
I’ll be kickin’ with the Mrs. and the kids in Pac-Land

Waka Waka Waka Flocka when I’m droppin’ hot bars
Got a record that’s named after me that hit the top charts
You’re a tone deaf mute from the planet Popstar?
Even hitting down B couldn’t make you rock hard

Talkin’ down to me you better check the namesake
You’re gawkin’ at the very first hall of fame game
Rather be brought to the smash bros game late
Than rot in the bottom of the tiers of melee 

I’m the perfect pixels when it’s makin’ tokens
Your sprite was just designed to only be place holdin’ 
You’re gonna need an ally if I find you open 
then I’ll leave you like you Meta Knight in brawl… Broken

Kirby:
What a nightmare that’s a rap disaster 
I’ll inhale every flow and send em right back atcha
I’m a jolly fellow you’re a glee preventer
Even your soulless show was a ghostly adventure 

I may spit and swallow cause I just be pimpin’
Gave games to your wife cause you always be simpin’
And So I just zoom in, air ride with ya Mrs. 
I took her to dream land she loves my 8 inches

Boy you die as soon as you’re touched 
You’re a pizza with a missin’ slice I’m gobblin’ up
Stick a fork inside your rappin’ cause we all had enough
I don’t need to copy that cause I can already suck 

How you gonna try and fight, I’m destructive on the mike
You should just be sayin’  thanks for savin’ you in world of light
You soundin’ like you buggin’ when you on the beat sir
Pac-Man lookin like he’s got the yellow fever 

Pac-Man:
Guess you didn’t get some curry cause can’t spit hot
Mean Those lines you strung together were an epic yawn
You’re a hungry little box who floats around and think he’s best
So I’ll make sure this low tier puff is finally gettin’ put to rest

Which character’s most recognized just let know bro 
The king of all the cabinets or Twinkle Popo? 
This battle was a pointless one at least at least they know though
The story of how Pinky had become a ghost yo


Kirby:  
You got old head flows we consider you a relic
But you actin’ like a mumble rapper poppin’ all these pellets
I’m explosive hyper nova this is how a star spits
You’re an echo to the game brought in next to dark pit
You seem like a beginner when you’re smashin’ the beat
If you wanna be the winner, just try playin as me
And I don’t give a puck, man if you’re dissing my name
Cause you’re F’d just like when kids would graffiti your games

Kirby Vs. Pac-Man

CamVGRB as Goku
Shadyvox as Sonic
Written by CamVGRB
Beat by Hollywood Legends
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Goku Vs. Sonic

Official Page for Cam Greely/VGRB (Yes it's actually me)
I make rap songs and VideoGameRapBattles.