Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend? They were both driving their cars at the time!

You just may be a #catnut if: People at work have stopped offering you their lint brushes bacause they realize it's hopeless anyway.

Johann von Goethe~ No one would talk much in society if he knew how often he misunderstood others.

E. B. White~ Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.

Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.

Susan Jeffers~ We have been taught to believe that negative equals realistic and positive equals unrealistic.

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