Trakked as Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv
Lexi M as Smile Dog
Beat produced by Mezulari, bachotag
Written by Trakked, Jpegdogs and M&Mattie
Additional help from Syphonstick
Mixed by Jordy
Art by Syroquise
Thumbnail by Worms

Battle:

Mereana (0:23):
I. See. You. 
Across from my screen.
You are a lost cause. 
I am not what I seem.
I am Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv. 
If you attempt to drag me to Hell, you will get scorched.
You are a parasite that’s looking for the next poor
Person to enter your message and get you to export.
Spread the word? No, I don’t intend to.
Let it be clear that my intention is to end you.
Despite your better efforts, you have failed to frighten me.
I believe this pet should be kept on a tighter leash.
Lend your eyes to me, so I may see.
No, I will not take lies from a jpg. 
Down, dog. It is time for you to rest. 
When I am finished, there will be nothing left. 

Smile Dog (1:09):
Incoming message, check it and pay attention
Copyright or not, this battle ends with your suspension
I heard the word was spreadin’ and was sent to this pathetic
Mess whose scare method is staring for around 20 seconds (agh)
I’m in your head; better believe that I get deep
I’m in RGB screens and your REM sleep
Shallow eyes; witness as I take a bite
But instead of a chunk, I’ll be taking over your mind
All bark, all bite, and inside your computer
It's.. Benjamin Bennett vs Canine Freddy Krueger
Keep staring, pussy, I’ll be having you scream soon
You can close your eyes but you’ll see me in your dreams, too…


Mereana (1:44):
You made a mistake. Keep your words to yourself.
Or else.. I’ll light a flame and see you burning in Hell.
You are below me. You will end soon.
You want to be remembered, but they’ll forget you.
You try to break my mind, but I am far beyond your comprehension,
For I could split your hoax apart in seconds.
Yes, you try to beckon me, but no pleading can stop me.
Youtube Headquarters will find your severed, bleeding body.

Smile Dog (2:07):
There is nothing that can save you.
Meet your fucking MovieMaker, you faker, I will break you.
I’ll delete this freak directly off the web with ease
You can’t pray for mercy as I DRAG YOU DOWN TO HELL WITH ME
(*beat change*) (2:19)
Smile Dog (Demonic):
DOG IS YOUR GOD NOW; THERE IS NO ESCAPE
OFFING THIS FRAUD; LEAVE HIM STABBED ON A STAKE
YOU’RE CONTORTING YOUR FACE AND YOU LOOK LIKE A LUNATIC
MR KUBRICK STARE WILL END WITH HIS COMPUTER BRICKED
OH BYRON, YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED SILENT
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL BUT YOU CHOSE TO DIE INSTEAD
NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON THAT KNEW YOU IS CRYING
NOR THOSE AT YOUTUBE HQ WHEN THEY FIND YOUR HEAD


Smile Dog vs Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv - Rap Cypher #50

RAP BATTLE

Hordy Jones/Michah

Jogo/Leo Barqui

Cover Art & Mix by Box 

Written by King Ducky 

Beat prod Epistra

Hordy Jones:
The fishman have withstanded more than this villain has 
He bitches that spirits merit what all the humans live in and  
Yet he barely hit and ran one with his head still intact 
Stay hidden as ya can’t stand tall without a stick in hand 

You’re best eruptions are interruptions as a lesson learned
When ya fuck with the King of Verses don’t expect to get less than burnt
Ya never stuck as even the curses dont ever mention ya death, deserved 
Cause Mahito was more the entre while you were getting your just deserts

Couldn’t help enough when all your pals get crushed as your hot heads held up without shame 
Had the will to fuck with the best in the game, disaster curses are self destructive 
Guess it comes with the age, you can't stomach the pain we aren’t one in the same 
You’re bloods in the drains when you summoned the king and he bludgeoned ya brain till you thought that he loved the display! (Huh)

You fed the hand that bit you with the fingers which you misused
He bit off more than you can chew and the head you had was split through
Someones always punching the old bag, and it’s getting older
Whether Gojo or Sukuna, Jogos cursed to become polish for their pecking order

Jogo:
Everybody running when I step in while you’re buddy buddy with a pedofile 
Country’s loving that you been exiled now I’ll jump a junky so he's never getting out  
I comeback stronger then a second pair of teeth
How do you fair when compared to me?
You lost to the second in command while he could barely breath! 

You are higher up as you can’t stop the roids from getting in your system still you got destroyed
By a fire punch plus a light barrage to leave you fried and botched cause humankind had stopped him
This what your idol wanted? He would not enjoy how you spill their fishman blood to cough a point 
With your life force rotting your body and mind are locked in an Iron Coffin!

Hordy Jones:
Hey I-

Jogo:
Pardon? You ain’t been slave, your life stayed guarded  
A fake patron saint for a five day stardom
Stray straight away or the fire may start up 
Stay gaining weight; you’re plump size breaks margins
To hell with Noah his arcs the longest 
Paving a way? Sure, by biting Arlong

Fisher Tiger got shot through the chest
Only holes he has are when his plots on it’s head
You rocked the boat thinking you were unstoppable  
and almost led to the death of the land that you sought to protect 
Fish took the bait? No, that’s cause and effect
The elites want Fishman watched as a threat
This took the cake and now fish and man hate him
No bounty as nobodys wanting this catch!

Hordy Jones
I ain’t stopping to hold hands, you stood there watching your own friends get bodied to no end 
Dagon and Hanami had got their souls splat, 
Their power has withered and now you’re the coward that sits there 
Until they turn their backs then make a move at the drop of hat 
Ryomen caught onto the act and cut up the hack until he was Frothy the snowman!

Turn a cyclops collapsed, you're a riled prop to act as Sukunas warm up!
You should just storm off like ya hauled ass when he was moving towards ya!
Behead a hunched henchmen when unrelenting 
He’s seen infinity yet he’s spun a dead end!
Then erupts when he stuck his head in to run at the red king; a fools crime that led to a bullseye!

Jogo:
His scourge showed how lowbrow the ploy was to understand 
With your hometown dethroned while destroyed, what was your plan?
You’d lose then when admirals bruise his high and catch them all so fast 
Fuse you, Decken and the pills to get my chemical bromance!

Either or, rest assured your arrest is sure, leaving your citizens dead and worse
Even for a fat bitch your a cat fisher that led his force to a death wish war
Hordys not meatier as his story’s just stealing more ethics 
Burn with rest of your selfish shellfish perps, a meteor keeps his hordes at rest at shore!

Jogo vs Hordy Jones RAP BATTLE

well I've been sitting on this long enough, someday I'll get this fully produced but I'm kinda not as passionate about it anymore. in the meantime, enjoy ig !

Hazelmoth - Bugs and Walt

Art - Quagga and WAN
TN - CornCob

Beat prod. InsaneBeatz

LYRICS
Bugs Bunny
Ehh, what’s up, Doooc? And in fact, you should see one
When steppin’ up to Gray Matter, wouldn’t wanna be ya
So cough it up, wise guy, I don’t respect elders
If ya tussle with the bunny, better stick to it like Elmer

Someone call a coroner for White’s house of horrors
He’s quartering upper crusts on all 4 corners
A war on more fronts than this two-faced courter
In a rockier relationship than Hank’s quartz are

Of course, poor Skyler, you couldn’t warner brother
A coordinated hit, on your life with any lover
No coyote, just a Runner, and I’m standing on the road, so come at me
Like a short fuse, and start cooking, ACME

Walter White
…All ears? Now take a lesson from the chemist
I’ve seen more convincing bags of tricks in Junior’s breakfast
I am the danger, so watch who you are talking to
‘Cause when I cook, Albuquerque’s bout to be a barbecue

Trapped in your cels for your crackpot of lies
Call Saul if you think battery flies
When your gaslighting caused Daffy’s demise
You’ll be the first to act like the rabbit, and hide

Fuzzball, it isn’t just your tail made of cotton
No kids, a bigger limp dick than Fudd’s shotgun
Impressive, a maverick even Skyler could take
You’ll still get the smoke when White fires Blanc

Bugs
Psst, hey pal, your Fly is out
In plane sight, and like you, it spiraled down
But I’m a fan of toonforce, so see me at the altar
Otherwise, put your slapstick away, Walter

The glasses, the fedora, your style’s the murderer
Quit knocking on houses like a creep, Heisen-burglar
You’re no heroine to Jane, and wouldn’t you believe it
Now you get a rise out of death, like a Phoenix

Beep beep, here’s a word of advice
Don’t throw fisticuffs at me like “that’ll hold em, awright!”
You’ve been in the Sky with diamonds, Blueballed from getting frisky
This dance will end when I take the waltz out, like Disney

Walt
Fine, I confess, I stole the show from the aggressor
I’ll simply forge a trap for the mad cross-dresser
Say the name aloud, and I’ll school all of your lame gags
Leave you seeing stars, when I crush you into Space Jam

Take a math class from an older guy
You’re like cancerous cells ‘cause you multiply
When I divide you and leave half your face left
The remainder is as much a Wacky Racist

I’ve had enough of your lustful urges
Shut your bars down, like MultiVersus
I’m a real hitman, with the better Whits, man
Poetry is just in the W business

Bugs Bunny vs Walter White

Too Much Kirby vs Another Princess Is In Our Castle- RAP BATTLE (Feat. Trakked, Langle, and TheNauticalClaydol)

Trakked as Donny (https://soundcloud.com/user-995901394)
Leo Barqui and TheNauticalClaydol as TMK Virus (https://soundcloud.com/thenauticalclaydol)

Lee Bergantino as Princess Peach (https://www.leebergantino.com/)

Beat by Leo Barqui
TN by Ryu

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BQRdxySdl5m8Vj9jmBfBGElZ3qIZM8Gb0tmHurJZzWE/edit?usp=sharing

Too Much Kirby vs Another Princess Is In Our Castle- RAP BATTLE! (feat. Trakked, Lee Bergantino, and TheNauticalClaydol)

DumbShlop as Happy Appy

Kurobane Azia as Mei Lee

Written by Hazelmoth
Additional help by The Lemons

Beat prod. by DillyDally
Mixed and Mastered by Zagranis

Appy Art by Hazelmoth
Thumbnail by Hazelmoth

Special Thanks:
AshleyMagica
garbageGothic
Langle
Matt Raichous


Happy Appy

Hi! It’s Happy Appy, setting foot in this match
Don’t touch that dial, ‘cus I’m running it back!
I’ve got an exercise to show, so let’s get experimental
Tonight —--------be seeing you at the temple

Watchers rejoice! Handing dubs like a passport
Check the CC, and I’ll give you a [CRASH COURSE]
I’d never pass an opportunity to teach kids
So Happy Appy’s here to crush your dreams, like Ming did

Children, open up your Appy Apps!
Today’s appetizers are some Appy Raps!
That’s the facts! Aren’t I just a natural?
[A BOMB HAS JUST STRUCK ONTARIO’S CAPITAL]

Mei Lee

I dunno why you’re here barking those lips
Targeted towards kids, also targeting kids
Here’s the gist, if my name is Mei Lee, maybe
I must assume I’m really good at melee, baby

Nobody’s getting in your van, you prick
Can it with the damn threats, Granny Smith
You’re demented, fermented, a pansy to burn
No hidden gem, just an Amber Alert

Jammin’ with the gals and boys, you wish you had my popularity
There’s Nobody Like U? Im boutta parry a parody
Knock a rotten clay doll with awful fables
Right off of cable, and into therapy

Happy Appy

H-H-H-Hi it’s Happy Appy! Reading rights like Miranda
Don’t touch that dial! I’M RUNNING HER BACK UP—---

FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER! I gotcha, red handed!
Pandemonium so bad, FCC had to ban it
This Apple owned you, I’m hurtin’ heads
Taking shots, now you’re turning red

This prowler powers through your finest hour
Leave networks fallin’ like CN Tower
Dropped a damn dome on their domes, you’re delirious!
Full stop, bitch, I’ll end this like a period

Mei Lee

Gloves off, scares don’t work with the redhead
You’ll fall from your tree to the worms on your deathbed

Get bent! Push me, I’ll push your core out
Like a storm cloud when I raise the roof like 4Town!
Slam you in the ground if you wanna see an earthquake
I’m so fly, you never had airtime in the first place

So professor, hows a fruit got beef with Noggin
I predict you’re a disaster for all creepypastas
The winner of this match, now that the battle has ended
A crime was committed, hope you ain’t bad with Forenziks

Happy Appy vs Turning Red - Rap Battle (ft. DumbShlop and Kurobane Azia)

egomanic as Packgod (Audio)
Kleme as Packgod (Video)

jordyjort as Ghostface (Audio)
box as Ghostface (Video)

Stasious as Person Who Warns Packgod
Written by fuchsia & ACE

Additional Writing Help by box & TomPuffs
Produced by fuchsia

Mixed & Mastered by fuchsia
Cover Art by WHOZPHANTOM 
 
Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1109l8Z09x0820cWpH3hjUtBCAwPIoEBsq7wI2Tc2zu0/edit?usp=drivesdk

PACKGOD vs Ghostface - Rap Battle! (ft. egomanic & Ghostface)

Light_IWNL as Freddy Fazbear
Matt Raichous as Bonnie the Bunny
garbageGothic as Chica the Chicken
Vladimyr P. as Foxy the Pirate

MetaStarVA as Duck Guy
King Can Productions as Yellow Guy
MidgeCat as Red Guy
Eric the Audible as Sketchbook 

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S
AGAINST
DON’T HUG ME I’M SCARED
BEGIN

Freddy Fazbear (0:23):
So I’ll step up to the Mic if you think I can’t pack a bite
But how do you get this idea when Fazbear will bring your Fright!?

Bonnie (0:29):
I could win this Solo; dissing puppets and a hobo
Our Silver Eyes can see that these robots will bring your End-o

Chica the Chicken (0:34):
My screws are loose from you now I’m so glad ya took the night shift!
Celebrate Victory cuz your “grotesque work” was lousier than Mike Schmidt’s!

Foxy the Pirate (0:40):
Y-Y-YAR! I’m cunning, my design’s stunning while you three are on the fritz
I’m running properly whilst you’re underdeveloped like a kid!

Freddy (0:46):
We’re Robin’ victories like souls and we’ll forever take the gold
Foxy (0:49):
Don’t underestimate me, matey or you’ll be hooked in Pirate’s Cove!
Chica (0:52):
bet you’re shocked we’ll leave you dropped because your show was such a flop!
Bonnie (0:55):
You couldn’t ever drop the bass and a win? You couldn’t Cop.

Duck Guy (0:57):
Eh, Pesky Bees, stop the noise, 

Yellow Guy (0:59):
it’s not my birthday

Red Guy (1:01):
They’re just little kids trapped in bots who think that they’re on broadway
Turn the Paige for a new chapter.. but your defeat’s still in the book

Yellow Guy (1:06):
Their games are like the color green.. Ain’t that right Sketchbook? (Paige): Yeah!

(Yellow Guy) Matpat was right, (Duck Guy) you improvise your games, (Red Guy) with no real story
Red Guy (1:12):
Click onto our episodes if you want this to get gory

Duck Guy (1:15):
Your Help is never Wanted, though it seems something is wrong
Yellow Guy (1:18):
Weren’t they supposed to get a movie? Guess that didn’t last long. 
Cuz your games are fading; and you’re no longer the trending fad
But it seems you all AR(e) micro-soft, quite unlike my dad

Duck Guy (1:26):
I couldn’t compute why they meddled with us, as they are not on par with the win we settled

Red Guy (1:30):
So I wonder what will happen when we scrap these hunks of metal.

Chica (1:32):
Let’s beat ‘em and Eat ‘em up! But I guess not enough is on the plate!
Foxy (1:35):
You couldn’t ever be the flashlight that be making Foxy P-Irate

Bonnie (1:38):
So just quit clownin’ around; your gimmicks’ cheaper than our salary
Freddy (1:41):
And these kids will go missing when they glitch out of reality

Bonnie (1:44):
For your belated murder (Foxy) There’s a P-Party Inside.
Freddy (1:47):
Where Freddy Files you a pink slip (Chica) then we’ll fine dine and you’ll die!

Freddy (1:50):
You weren’t ready for Freddy (All): and Friends to shred ya’ to confetti

Freddy (1:52):
But Your friends are not forever cuz I’ll eat them like spaghetti

Yellow Guy (1:55):
That verse seemed a little rustic so go drown yourself in Oil
Red Guy (1:58):
Seems you spat too little heat but still managed to burn your coils?
Duck Guy (2:01):
You’re running out of timmee!-
Red Guy (2:03):
Uh.. too bad your programs couldn’t think of more creative rhymes

Duck Guy (2:07):
Your victory is just a theory; your game’s overdone and dreary

Yellow Guy (2:10):
The bird eats the worms (Duck Guy) more like the wannabe Chuck E
Who spat Cheesy like their Pizza’s 

Red Guy (2:14):
boost them out the booth, 

Yellow Guy (2:15):
It's game over!

Red Guy (2:16):
And now I’m pulling the plug because their mommies need closure

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Written by: Vlad
Beat Producer: Beatg33kz
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad
FNAF Cover Art Renders by EddieFRB

Five Nights at Freddy’s vs Don’t Hug Me I'm Scared. Sinister Rap Battles

Investigateur / John P. as The Zodiac Killer
ProjectAlpha22 / Vladimyr P. as Light Yagami

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
KIRA
AGAINST
THE ZODIAC KILLER…

Zodiac Killer:
October 2025 The Zodiac will speak a final time
Unless I have to witness a watered down minor rhyme
You’re feeling Doubt when I Assault the mic although you’re quite the learner
Don’t need Shinigami eyes to see I’ll burn out Light Turner
If you try and Force your rhymes you can Misa me with that
Got this win in the bag; I’m not the chip you should be eating at
I take my victories like victims as I stack ‘em up
I spit these ciphers so cryptic to stream your defeat live on Sakura
With finding out my name, what are you hoping to achieve?
Even when hidden in plain sight, the police still could never find me!
Once this “god” meets his Death like the rest then I’ll confess
That you’re obsessed with success but it’s me who impressed the press

Kira:
It’s a promise when I say Boxman’ll meet his demise
Funny to think I stole your methods when you’ve only killed five
I’m the the one you should worship; in fact, it’s certain you’re a burden
This book isn’t a curse; although, beating you is my curse-ive!
You’ll be left not quite in paradise with the flick of a pen-cell
I do this for the greater good with a mind that’s so prehensile
Hitting on children is mental so for you there’s no potential
For causing a verbal murder because your end is essential

Zodiac Killer:
But you’ll be number thirty eight when on this track you’ll be dismembered
And you’ll never be remembered; call it karma for Raye Penber!
I’ll dictate this kid’s fate; eliminating to desolate
Without a trace, I’ll arbitrate, to intimidate every state
This Cryptic case concludes that you’re not so bright, Light
Can’t Faraday without a kill, and now you’re thinking you’re the Law, Light?
You surely ain’t no Lawliet; you have one major flaw, Light;
It’s your California flow! Call ya’ me, but version lite!

Kira:
The rules for pain isn’t a game but he could hardly spit flame
He’s dehydrated in a drought thirsting 40 seconds of fame!
I cleanse these rotten men from this rotten world with a pen
While your chest’s x target brings you slowly to an end
it seems you compromised those lives just to finally be recognized;
You’ll bite your own bullet since Cancer's all that you symbolize!
So take this L like Lawliet so I can make this earth right
You’ve fallen short cause victories can’t be seen with a searchlight
You’re Cruz-in, I’m abusin’, and you’re losin’ to a god
I’m the most dangerous animal; you’re nothing but a fraud
Your time is up, I am the one you should’ve put in your heart and prayed to
But now that it has skipped a beat, no hospital could save you…

*Zodiac Killer Gasps as his heart begins to ache*

Zodiac Killer (struggling from heart attack):
on a deathbed like your father, this the time to make a wish
it won’t come true, your movie exists and made you look like a little bitch
So I’ll take off my glasses so your dumbass is dead on demand
Why think to give me 40 seconds when a .45’s in my hand?!

*Gunshot, then both collapse to the ground, dead.*

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

ProjectAlpha22 as Ryuk:
Humans are so interesting… heheheheheh.

Written by: Vladimyr P., RNG, and Trakked
Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Mixer / Effects: Vladimyr P.

Kira vs The Zodiac Killer. Sinister Rap Battles

Binky Barnes • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

I think I’ll be the one to tell you what my problem is
I’ve been watching over you, Wally, and I’ve seen all of it
I came for one thing, try to stop to me, your life is gone
Bust up in your crib and beat those rosy cheeks like Arthur’s mom

I’ll squash the bugs who made this restoration project
Cus there’s no point of trying when your acting like an object
You sit in silence, keeping eyes on people each day
But I’ve heard your Christmas specials, so let’s just keep it that way

But awful singing will not keep me at bay, you best be ready
That Mr. Rogers facade ain’t keeping anyone steady
Bugs on your websites and flies in your wallet, give up already 
Cus you’ve been struggling to come up on any paper like Eddie (…Dayum)

I wouldn’t go band for band, don’t even start it 
PBS has been raking in the green like Frank’s garden
So stay as puppet, inane and your nothing, you’ll crumble
The words on your page won’t be the only thing that’s left jumbled…

Wally Darling • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

What a wonderful kind of day for a battle rap
See, I’m a dog person, I think I can handle that
But protecting this neighborhood from you won’t be hard for me
I’ve been known to throw straight jokes like I was Barnaby!

Ha, ha, ha! But I get it though
Sometimes you just have to do things in order to get your goal
You think you can end your foes, but in every episode 
It doesn’t look like it’s filling the void in your empty soul (Ha, ha, ha!)

You speak of money but I don’t see any coming out
PBS was bumping until the orange man shut it down
Welcome Home’s funding’s gotten a lot from me
All I do is talk in green, I’m pretty fluent in floriography 

Binky bit off more than he can chew, like the talent show
Luke already clocked you for it, make sure that your mouth is closed
And the library too? I’ll shut you down like it’s the guest book
And watch you go up in flames, like my cigarettes would

Binky Barnes • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

You should’ve just went home, It’s clear that my victory here has been set in stone
Stop pushing my buttons or I’ll rip yours out like your eyes or the ones on your telephone
Communicated through spirals and eyes (uh-huh), then W had went and iso’d your site (uh-huh)
It’s ironic that Wally was left in the dark, you could say that the blind lead the blind!

I’ll leave you on read, like a calling cast, cus I don’t have a use for you, no longer
You dummy muppets can’t run, I’m taking your browser with me, I’m a Cookie Monster!
I’ve no time for sheep, this vessel? I will ignore that
But to get home…I had to step on the doormat…

Wally Darling • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

*creeeeeak* you’re right, I do find it silly
That he sucks at everything so much, his parents even named him Binky-
*BANG BANG BANG* I know, stop with your pleas
What can I say? The apple doesn’t fall far from his tree…

You started as a joke, and you kept going down
And I thought we were the ones who were made by a clown
Binky’s lost this, and now he’s getting dropped dead just like his show
I’m on top, you’re on the bottom, as above, so below

Welcome Home vs. You’ve Gotta be Kidding! • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Make it make Sense

CREW: 
Written by WeThink, Narwhal573, Ryufan76, Boron Battles & Harry Warden 
Art by Blast03, BMB, TreToonz, Trav Shark & WeThink 
Mixed by LEECHY! And WeThink 
CoverArt by WeThink 
Beat Prod by. Trunxks Beats 
Clever Chaos as the whistle at the end 
Special thanks to iGreenOwl & CherryJacob 

Lyrics: 
Cupid Verse 1: 
What a lovely day to make sure that some new couples spark! 
Gotta make up for all the ones, your awful timing tears apart 
Takes ‘em souls, houses reeking now of the widows mourns 
You put them to write a will, while I put the will to love in hearts 

If Life’s a box of chocolates what are you supposed to be? 
A tub of nasty old black licorice that no one wants to eat?  (Ew) 
Or an unstoppable force who knocks down all there is? 
But still gets tricked and mistreated by a couple of kids? 

Straight out of Olympus, descend as gracefully as Doves 
While in Hades you slave away, surprised you haven’t snapped Thanatos ! 
And that schedule of the job, so much for nine to five 
It is just funny you’re the one, that needs to get a life  

So go ahead take a swing and send me to the great above
But if you do then i’ll show you why they call it tough love (yuh)
But hey, you seem desperate, I’ll grant you my help if you wish it 
or keep scoring love with Wilson 

The Grim Reaper Verse 1:
(*sigh*) 
 not my place to judge a soul, but I’ve always found gods arrogant 
Imposing their will on mortal lives, regardless it be benevolent or illed, still 
I’ll take you to a better place, cuz it’s on sight, see
I bring relief to elders, you make teenagers angsty
    
This neglected toddler nurtures passionate crimes 
That's when he isn’t missing his shots half of the time
Looks like love really is blind, or just the reason of all distress  
As his misses lead to missing missus that were once a misters mistress

My scythe slices through your arrows and bows
No rules in this, I reap what I don’t sow
Better  abort, fore I make a ladies man a miscarriage
There’s even rings in your future yet still no marriage 

Feel my cold embrace,i’ll be the one to set you free
Cuz like your main weapon; all arrows point towards me
It  won’t matter your legacy is hatred and fornication 
Cuz life’s a  journey, but everyone has the same Final Destination 

Cupid Verse 2: 
Now that’s no way to start off the 1st date
I help people find love you give them a cruel fate
I bring people together, have you seen all my smash hits?
I thought you could kill the beat, you barely even scratched it.


The greatest wingman to ever grace the heavens, so fly 
Against the prick  who made everybody’s moms cry  
To torment might be your only purpose in life 
But when facing Olympic mythos, you should know legends never die 

The Grim Reaper Verse 2: 
(Growl) 
The unsupervised baby has ran out of time
Think I’ll let you slide? just look at St. Valentine…
I’m not a villain, I just do what I do…
But if you say I rep all tragic, I’ll make sure to reap you too! (Ra!) 
A hater, that fiddles people's genitals and bums 
This cherub´s so obscene, he’d make Succubi look like nuns! 
You could keep losing your head by trying to stay with your queen 
But I think we’re done here, pray heaven or hell let you in

Cupid vs Grim Reaper- Rap Battle ft. Langlee & LEECHY!

-Rap Music w/Explicit Content
-ERB Type Content
-Trippy Aesthetic

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