Welcome back to another MC Fawful Rap Battle! Today's episode features two white guy content creators of different mediums; it's the rapper Hoodie Allen against video game reviewer ThatGuyWhoGames! Who will win? That’s for you to decide!

CREDITS:

Leo Barqui as Hoodie Allen (audio)
Dudz as Hoodie Allen (video)

RaccoonBroVA as ThatGuyWhoGames (audio)
George "Z-Gamer Guys" as ThatGuyWhoGames (video)

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Kustom
Mixed by jort
Special thanks to Hoodie Allen, That Guy Who Games, the SmashMax Discord server, and the That Guy Who Games Discord server

Hoodie:
I got a fake ID and I’m thinking 
Who would ever hook up with this guy on some Plink shit?
Buddy up with me, then prepare to get burnt,
‘Cuz I saw your Tomodachi vid, you can’t even spit a verse.
Been running game for a decade straight, No Interruption
Talked about Luigi and still think you’ve good production?
New York’s finest when I’m rhyming, no time for ya BS
Kid, I was rocking CDs while you were stuck on the DS.

Tom:
I’ve seen people try to serve me, and I’ve- asked them to backflip 
But how you tried to stick those first lines was kinda tragic.
Yeah, well I’m about to show this frat boy what’s up.
Miis canonically have sex, and now I’m about to f**k you up!
Ironic, since I think around when your EPs were dropping
People started talking more about 3D Land, not your problems.
And you call yourself Hoodie cause they had dubbed you it in youth?
Well I’m decked out in flannel, so what’s this guy’s excuse?
They wanted Allen on Fallon just to get a quick laugh?
Well I’m friends with ToadBup… AND FonderAxe!!!
Connor got your fans excited, went to give your song a try,
But then you hopped out at the New York show? WHYYYYY???

Hoodie:
(Last verse though) Since I know you need attending
To some editing shenanigans or whatever type convention
That you’re repping, but if you wanna come to my show, you can line up.
I don’t even need a shots joke, all you’ve got’s a light gun.
So you can add this to your list of many falls.
Shit, I think I’d run to Google not to give you any calls.
Keep on writing short form, you can’t compare to how damn hard I go
And I’ll be honest, broski, I don’t care for Paper Mario.

Tom:
People Keep Talking of my videos and bits
Gone for three years, now fans are like; “you still wanna play this?”
Sampled “I Am Not A Robot”. Think you got something to prove?
BITCH I’m American and I’m MORE all American than you!!!
Now your music seems fun, but I gotta close this off,
Cause I’d sooner play my backlog than get through your catalog.
So know what? Keep your fame, cause I’m done playing your games;
You can just call me Tom, but you just got played! (That’s it.)


Alright, I think that's it. Stay tuned for the next MC Fawful Rap Battle!

Hoodie Allen vs That Guy Who Games - Rap Battle!

RAP BATTLE

Hordy Jones/Michah

Jogo/Leo Barqui

Cover Art & Mix by Box 

Written by King Ducky 

Beat prod Epistra

Hordy Jones:
The fishman have withstanded more than this villain has 
He bitches that spirits merit what all the humans live in and  
Yet he barely hit and ran one with his head still intact 
Stay hidden as ya can’t stand tall without a stick in hand 

You’re best eruptions are interruptions as a lesson learned
When ya fuck with the King of Verses don’t expect to get less than burnt
Ya never stuck as even the curses dont ever mention ya death, deserved 
Cause Mahito was more the entre while you were getting your just deserts

Couldn’t help enough when all your pals get crushed as your hot heads held up without shame 
Had the will to fuck with the best in the game, disaster curses are self destructive 
Guess it comes with the age, you can't stomach the pain we aren’t one in the same 
You’re bloods in the drains when you summoned the king and he bludgeoned ya brain till you thought that he loved the display! (Huh)

You fed the hand that bit you with the fingers which you misused
He bit off more than you can chew and the head you had was split through
Someones always punching the old bag, and it’s getting older
Whether Gojo or Sukuna, Jogos cursed to become polish for their pecking order

Jogo:
Everybody running when I step in while you’re buddy buddy with a pedofile 
Country’s loving that you been exiled now I’ll jump a junky so he's never getting out  
I comeback stronger then a second pair of teeth
How do you fair when compared to me?
You lost to the second in command while he could barely breath! 

You are higher up as you can’t stop the roids from getting in your system still you got destroyed
By a fire punch plus a light barrage to leave you fried and botched cause humankind had stopped him
This what your idol wanted? He would not enjoy how you spill their fishman blood to cough a point 
With your life force rotting your body and mind are locked in an Iron Coffin!

Hordy Jones:
Hey I-

Jogo:
Pardon? You ain’t been slave, your life stayed guarded  
A fake patron saint for a five day stardom
Stray straight away or the fire may start up 
Stay gaining weight; you’re plump size breaks margins
To hell with Noah his arcs the longest 
Paving a way? Sure, by biting Arlong

Fisher Tiger got shot through the chest
Only holes he has are when his plots on it’s head
You rocked the boat thinking you were unstoppable  
and almost led to the death of the land that you sought to protect 
Fish took the bait? No, that’s cause and effect
The elites want Fishman watched as a threat
This took the cake and now fish and man hate him
No bounty as nobodys wanting this catch!

Hordy Jones
I ain’t stopping to hold hands, you stood there watching your own friends get bodied to no end 
Dagon and Hanami had got their souls splat, 
Their power has withered and now you’re the coward that sits there 
Until they turn their backs then make a move at the drop of hat 
Ryomen caught onto the act and cut up the hack until he was Frothy the snowman!

Turn a cyclops collapsed, you're a riled prop to act as Sukunas warm up!
You should just storm off like ya hauled ass when he was moving towards ya!
Behead a hunched henchmen when unrelenting 
He’s seen infinity yet he’s spun a dead end!
Then erupts when he stuck his head in to run at the red king; a fools crime that led to a bullseye!

Jogo:
His scourge showed how lowbrow the ploy was to understand 
With your hometown dethroned while destroyed, what was your plan?
You’d lose then when admirals bruise his high and catch them all so fast 
Fuse you, Decken and the pills to get my chemical bromance!

Either or, rest assured your arrest is sure, leaving your citizens dead and worse
Even for a fat bitch your a cat fisher that led his force to a death wish war
Hordys not meatier as his story’s just stealing more ethics 
Burn with rest of your selfish shellfish perps, a meteor keeps his hordes at rest at shore!

Jogo vs Hordy Jones RAP BATTLE

Too Much Kirby vs Another Princess Is In Our Castle- RAP BATTLE (Feat. Trakked, Langle, and TheNauticalClaydol)

Trakked as Donny (https://soundcloud.com/user-995901394)
Leo Barqui and TheNauticalClaydol as TMK Virus (https://soundcloud.com/thenauticalclaydol)

Lee Bergantino as Princess Peach (https://www.leebergantino.com/)

Beat by Leo Barqui
TN by Ryu

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BQRdxySdl5m8Vj9jmBfBGElZ3qIZM8Gb0tmHurJZzWE/edit?usp=sharing

Too Much Kirby vs Another Princess Is In Our Castle- RAP BATTLE! (feat. Trakked, Lee Bergantino, and TheNauticalClaydol)

DumbShlop as Happy Appy

Kurobane Azia as Mei Lee

Written by Hazelmoth
Additional help by The Lemons

Beat prod. by DillyDally
Mixed and Mastered by Zagranis

Appy Art by Hazelmoth
Thumbnail by Hazelmoth

Special Thanks:
AshleyMagica
garbageGothic
Langle
Matt Raichous


Happy Appy

Hi! It’s Happy Appy, setting foot in this match
Don’t touch that dial, ‘cus I’m running it back!
I’ve got an exercise to show, so let’s get experimental
Tonight —--------be seeing you at the temple

Watchers rejoice! Handing dubs like a passport
Check the CC, and I’ll give you a [CRASH COURSE]
I’d never pass an opportunity to teach kids
So Happy Appy’s here to crush your dreams, like Ming did

Children, open up your Appy Apps!
Today’s appetizers are some Appy Raps!
That’s the facts! Aren’t I just a natural?
[A BOMB HAS JUST STRUCK ONTARIO’S CAPITAL]

Mei Lee

I dunno why you’re here barking those lips
Targeted towards kids, also targeting kids
Here’s the gist, if my name is Mei Lee, maybe
I must assume I’m really good at melee, baby

Nobody’s getting in your van, you prick
Can it with the damn threats, Granny Smith
You’re demented, fermented, a pansy to burn
No hidden gem, just an Amber Alert

Jammin’ with the gals and boys, you wish you had my popularity
There’s Nobody Like U? Im boutta parry a parody
Knock a rotten clay doll with awful fables
Right off of cable, and into therapy

Happy Appy

H-H-H-Hi it’s Happy Appy! Reading rights like Miranda
Don’t touch that dial! I’M RUNNING HER BACK UP—---

FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER! I gotcha, red handed!
Pandemonium so bad, FCC had to ban it
This Apple owned you, I’m hurtin’ heads
Taking shots, now you’re turning red

This prowler powers through your finest hour
Leave networks fallin’ like CN Tower
Dropped a damn dome on their domes, you’re delirious!
Full stop, bitch, I’ll end this like a period

Mei Lee

Gloves off, scares don’t work with the redhead
You’ll fall from your tree to the worms on your deathbed

Get bent! Push me, I’ll push your core out
Like a storm cloud when I raise the roof like 4Town!
Slam you in the ground if you wanna see an earthquake
I’m so fly, you never had airtime in the first place

So professor, hows a fruit got beef with Noggin
I predict you’re a disaster for all creepypastas
The winner of this match, now that the battle has ended
A crime was committed, hope you ain’t bad with Forenziks

Happy Appy vs Turning Red - Rap Battle (ft. DumbShlop and Kurobane Azia)

these dragons are too scary for me

MetaStarVA as Ridley
Leo Barqui as Rayquaza

Written by MintOreos
Beat by Hollywood Legend
Mixed by Zagranis
Art by MegaPMB

[Verse 1: Rayquaza]
Seems a sinful spirit scaled Sky Pillar to battle
This fight won’t be easy when like Kraid you’ll choke from your shackles
Thought a psycho like you would at least not be a servant to her
But makes sense that Mother Brain would become a giant tumor

Don’t move any further ‘less you desire this dragon’s burns and Outrage
I know your foul play, assassinating any soul you face
So in the clouds I’ll wait to pounce this waste and when you shout in pain
You’ll see this is the one death that you can not fake

Backstory with less meat on it than your skeleton
I’m heaven sent, it took literal plot armor for you to stay relevant
I shouldn’t mention how my legend is never forgotten
When a rat has stopped this false god, now his saga’s gone rotten

[Verse 2: Ridley]
For your life’s sake I wouldn’t try to slander names
I will not be called a slave by a flying garden snake
So, you want to exchange blows? Then let’s get it
Turn the Delta episode to the elegy of this dead prick

Thought this living missile's role in his story would be bigger
But you’ve only played with legends when becoming their babysitter (urgh)
You’re way too bitter, if you’re high off gliding in the galaxy
I’ll crash you back to earth and have you grounded in reality

The casualties I’ve caused surpass the feats in all your fairytales
Though talk of the fairies you fight would likely get you scared and pale
So turn back and surrender to the cunning god of death
And perhaps you’ll go home without a chopped off head (GRAH)

[Verse 3: Rayquaza]
I’ve lived through eons with no sort of revivals (not one)
Yet that’s outshined by the fourth Prime’s production cycle
All of these threats to my life are honestly making me tired (*yawn*)
Can’t call you buff Spyro if you can’t even spit any fire

Couldn’t exploit metroids, so you plan to steal a baby
I mean I guess pirates would in the end be great thieves
Doing that ploy, by choice, even for you is plain crazy
Then your clan met Samus and she left you pushing up daisies

[Verse 4: Ridley]
Christ, you’re done right? That bounty hunter’s parents gave more
Bite in their fight, isn’t giving mouthfuls what you’re made for?
Hell of a savior, couldn’t even make it past the brawl
Falling to the whims of any kid with a master ball

Why do you protect them? It’s not some proud or grand cause
Maybe call Groundon if you want some ground to stand on
Or could it be you haven’t faced enemies that compare to me
When you black out and see stars, it won’t be due to rarity

[Verse 5: Rayquaza]
I exist to shield people from evil, our clash was inevitable
I have too much experience dealing with extra-terrestrials
You’ll never be fit to lead, I’m ending your tyranny
Like Nintendo with Other M I’ll wipe you clean out of history

[Verse 6: Ridley]
Deoxys is nothing to me, I’ll rearrange your DNA
And beat and maim your body so bad no one will find your remains
You’re not the same kind of threat you seemed to be on your cartridge
Tell Arceus, that your carcass is only just the start kid (*screech*)

Ridley vs Rayquaza - Mint Rap Battles (ft. MetaStarVA & Leo Barqui)

this was for 100 hour but I never put it on SC so here

Leo Barqui as Lord Business
Carrick as Aloysius O’Hare
PowerPoint Rap Battles as Robot Employee

Written by Leo Barqui, MintOreos, PowerPoint Rap Battles & hazelmoth
Beat by ToneJonez
Arranged by Leo Barqui
Mixed by Zagranis
Demo by Leo Barqui
Lord Business Art by BMB
O'Hare Art by hazelmoth
Special Thanks to My 100 Hour Challenge Team, Kamren The Person

[Verse 1: O'Hare]
Alright, what do you want, knucklehead, I’m in a meeting
Interrupt a master biller, you’ll be nickel-dimed for breathing
Man, your company’s in pieces, you’re running low on green bricks
And left with mini figures, do you still want to freeze ‘em?

Aloysius O’Hare, wiz in business affairs
Any presidents should know to never race with the hare
Every wall you’ve built up falls to kind discussions
I can fix your dying brand, just follow MY instructions

First, lose the helmet, maybe drop the platforms
And use your high horse for the Kragle, you’d have quarts
Now, my advice and freshness isn’t typically cheap
But if you don’t choke on aggression, you might get it for free

[Verse 2: Lord Business & Robot Employee]
Who we got today? “Sir, we’re looking for his origin
But his plot is so generic we can’t find anything more to him”
Diabolical, he’s even blending in with his change
He’d need a booster seat to consider his earnings a raise

Oh wait, I recognize you, someone get me my cape
If Edna’s seeing red, then it’s etched in his gaze
Grab the Staff of Q-tep and swab the rest of your face
Keep your 4 chins up, pal, perfection awaits

It makes sense that your fans don’t get oxygen, right?
The more smog in the sky, the more copies they’ll buy
Just kneel to my empire and topple in line
You should know plans against me tend to flop when they rhyme

[Verse 3: O'Hare]
You’d be banned from my land band for band with my loose change
O’Hare’s about to pop off like your bacon grease toupee
Let’s get down to brass TAKOs: what’s your deal with Tuesdays?
Most owners advertise the deal before the due date

Should’ve scratched your plan off of the model
Conquered your inner child, but your own was constantly bottled
Cause by the time you had all those builders caught in your pocket
You still weren’t good with business, even haunted by prophets

If I were in the city you stuck up, I’d get mad bored
The glue holding your plan together shouldn’t be from craft stores
Asked for perfection from your citizens lives
Up until Warner Bros let it shrivel and die 

[Verse 4: Lord Business]
Oh please! Don’t talk ‘bout how I lead my position
They wrote a whole song against you, THERE’S a piece of resistance
Greedy dirtbag, you would be the first through this window
I’ll give a business minnow a limbo of his own

How is bottling air sustainable?
What happens when you’ve drained the whole atmosphere? You know that’s not replaceable, right?
Like, who elected this shameful scrub
Whether with the ground or his people he can’t stay in touch

Outside of town is the next stop on the jet walk
You got sent on when the crowd heard a Ted Talk
I’ll drop you off next, drowning in the filth you filled in
It’s nothing personal, kid, it’s just Business (ciao!)

Lord Business vs Aloysius O'Hare - Mint Rap Battles (ft. Leo Barqui, Carrick & PPRB)

ENNWAY! as The Slender Man
Vladimyr P. as SCP-173

The Slender Man:
I can’t believe they put a shmuck in the stone age to face this
My Arrival will be brutal if you think you can resist
Dressed with the slickest outfit- you’re just a game design gimmick
While I’m already primed and ready to rid 91 of inanimate mimics (HA)
The stakes are high, go find my pages; brace to die
Haters break in Slender’s Wake so go back to your place and cry
When I’m a bit further away then you can try hard to escape
But your status is as good as static cuz your bars are half-baked

SCP-173:
I thought I was the statue but that flow was dried out
But why bother trying to spit when you don't even have a mouth?
Fuck the D class, your rapping's worth an F, when I am generous
I roll with well made anomalies, your fanbase are degenerates!
I raise hairs on people's heads, because they know their neck is fucked
While you've got people raising voices thinking their machine's defunct!
You cause death upon sight? I guess your movie fits a little then
But I leave belittled kid's tales brittle, right down to their bitter end

The Slender Man:
Try that mouth line again, and since you're talking out your ass-
When I'm done with you there'll be a second time you've bit the grass
Spitting slendersick, so you could only win by proxy
And even as a statue, you lack stone-cold bars to rock beats
Teleport into your cell simply to leave this Peanut cracked
Although your lyrics are such trash it’s barely worth it to [REDACT]
Not even worth a Euclid class, photosensitive to bars
That make it clear that you’re forever stuck exactly where you are!

SCP-173:
You tried to snap back with wack raps, but flinched and broke your lines
So now I’m spitting with such illness; call me 049
Got the bars inside the chamber; you’re shooting blank like your face is
No matter what the case is you’ll be trapped in my containment
You’ll be seen cut in this cutscene no static screen could rattle me
Tried to battle me but it’s so obscene that you’re a Grosse Mann grooming pre-teens
You’re poorly proportionate with the purpose left unknown
For your childish games, so BEN’s not the only thing you’ve blown.

Written and Mixed by Vlad and ENNWAY!
Beat Produced by Dansonn
Cover Art Made by Vlad

The Slender Man vs SCP-173. Sinister Rap Battles

Light_IWNL as Freddy Fazbear
Matt Raichous as Bonnie the Bunny
garbageGothic as Chica the Chicken
Vladimyr P. as Foxy the Pirate

MetaStarVA as Duck Guy
King Can Productions as Yellow Guy
MidgeCat as Red Guy
Eric the Audible as Sketchbook 

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S
AGAINST
DON’T HUG ME I’M SCARED
BEGIN

Freddy Fazbear (0:23):
So I’ll step up to the Mic if you think I can’t pack a bite
But how do you get this idea when Fazbear will bring your Fright!?

Bonnie (0:29):
I could win this Solo; dissing puppets and a hobo
Our Silver Eyes can see that these robots will bring your End-o

Chica the Chicken (0:34):
My screws are loose from you now I’m so glad ya took the night shift!
Celebrate Victory cuz your “grotesque work” was lousier than Mike Schmidt’s!

Foxy the Pirate (0:40):
Y-Y-YAR! I’m cunning, my design’s stunning while you three are on the fritz
I’m running properly whilst you’re underdeveloped like a kid!

Freddy (0:46):
We’re Robin’ victories like souls and we’ll forever take the gold
Foxy (0:49):
Don’t underestimate me, matey or you’ll be hooked in Pirate’s Cove!
Chica (0:52):
bet you’re shocked we’ll leave you dropped because your show was such a flop!
Bonnie (0:55):
You couldn’t ever drop the bass and a win? You couldn’t Cop.

Duck Guy (0:57):
Eh, Pesky Bees, stop the noise, 

Yellow Guy (0:59):
it’s not my birthday

Red Guy (1:01):
They’re just little kids trapped in bots who think that they’re on broadway
Turn the Paige for a new chapter.. but your defeat’s still in the book

Yellow Guy (1:06):
Their games are like the color green.. Ain’t that right Sketchbook? (Paige): Yeah!

(Yellow Guy) Matpat was right, (Duck Guy) you improvise your games, (Red Guy) with no real story
Red Guy (1:12):
Click onto our episodes if you want this to get gory

Duck Guy (1:15):
Your Help is never Wanted, though it seems something is wrong
Yellow Guy (1:18):
Weren’t they supposed to get a movie? Guess that didn’t last long. 
Cuz your games are fading; and you’re no longer the trending fad
But it seems you all AR(e) micro-soft, quite unlike my dad

Duck Guy (1:26):
I couldn’t compute why they meddled with us, as they are not on par with the win we settled

Red Guy (1:30):
So I wonder what will happen when we scrap these hunks of metal.

Chica (1:32):
Let’s beat ‘em and Eat ‘em up! But I guess not enough is on the plate!
Foxy (1:35):
You couldn’t ever be the flashlight that be making Foxy P-Irate

Bonnie (1:38):
So just quit clownin’ around; your gimmicks’ cheaper than our salary
Freddy (1:41):
And these kids will go missing when they glitch out of reality

Bonnie (1:44):
For your belated murder (Foxy) There’s a P-Party Inside.
Freddy (1:47):
Where Freddy Files you a pink slip (Chica) then we’ll fine dine and you’ll die!

Freddy (1:50):
You weren’t ready for Freddy (All): and Friends to shred ya’ to confetti

Freddy (1:52):
But Your friends are not forever cuz I’ll eat them like spaghetti

Yellow Guy (1:55):
That verse seemed a little rustic so go drown yourself in Oil
Red Guy (1:58):
Seems you spat too little heat but still managed to burn your coils?
Duck Guy (2:01):
You’re running out of timmee!-
Red Guy (2:03):
Uh.. too bad your programs couldn’t think of more creative rhymes

Duck Guy (2:07):
Your victory is just a theory; your game’s overdone and dreary

Yellow Guy (2:10):
The bird eats the worms (Duck Guy) more like the wannabe Chuck E
Who spat Cheesy like their Pizza’s 

Red Guy (2:14):
boost them out the booth, 

Yellow Guy (2:15):
It's game over!

Red Guy (2:16):
And now I’m pulling the plug because their mommies need closure

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Written by: Vlad
Beat Producer: Beatg33kz
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad
FNAF Cover Art Renders by EddieFRB

Five Nights at Freddy’s vs Don’t Hug Me I'm Scared. Sinister Rap Battles

Investigateur / John P. as The Zodiac Killer
ProjectAlpha22 / Vladimyr P. as Light Yagami

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
KIRA
AGAINST
THE ZODIAC KILLER…

Zodiac Killer:
October 2025 The Zodiac will speak a final time
Unless I have to witness a watered down minor rhyme
You’re feeling Doubt when I Assault the mic although you’re quite the learner
Don’t need Shinigami eyes to see I’ll burn out Light Turner
If you try and Force your rhymes you can Misa me with that
Got this win in the bag; I’m not the chip you should be eating at
I take my victories like victims as I stack ‘em up
I spit these ciphers so cryptic to stream your defeat live on Sakura
With finding out my name, what are you hoping to achieve?
Even when hidden in plain sight, the police still could never find me!
Once this “god” meets his Death like the rest then I’ll confess
That you’re obsessed with success but it’s me who impressed the press

Kira:
It’s a promise when I say Boxman’ll meet his demise
Funny to think I stole your methods when you’ve only killed five
I’m the the one you should worship; in fact, it’s certain you’re a burden
This book isn’t a curse; although, beating you is my curse-ive!
You’ll be left not quite in paradise with the flick of a pen-cell
I do this for the greater good with a mind that’s so prehensile
Hitting on children is mental so for you there’s no potential
For causing a verbal murder because your end is essential

Zodiac Killer:
But you’ll be number thirty eight when on this track you’ll be dismembered
And you’ll never be remembered; call it karma for Raye Penber!
I’ll dictate this kid’s fate; eliminating to desolate
Without a trace, I’ll arbitrate, to intimidate every state
This Cryptic case concludes that you’re not so bright, Light
Can’t Faraday without a kill, and now you’re thinking you’re the Law, Light?
You surely ain’t no Lawliet; you have one major flaw, Light;
It’s your California flow! Call ya’ me, but version lite!

Kira:
The rules for pain isn’t a game but he could hardly spit flame
He’s dehydrated in a drought thirsting 40 seconds of fame!
I cleanse these rotten men from this rotten world with a pen
While your chest’s x target brings you slowly to an end
it seems you compromised those lives just to finally be recognized;
You’ll bite your own bullet since Cancer's all that you symbolize!
So take this L like Lawliet so I can make this earth right
You’ve fallen short cause victories can’t be seen with a searchlight
You’re Cruz-in, I’m abusin’, and you’re losin’ to a god
I’m the most dangerous animal; you’re nothing but a fraud
Your time is up, I am the one you should’ve put in your heart and prayed to
But now that it has skipped a beat, no hospital could save you…

*Zodiac Killer Gasps as his heart begins to ache*

Zodiac Killer (struggling from heart attack):
on a deathbed like your father, this the time to make a wish
it won’t come true, your movie exists and made you look like a little bitch
So I’ll take off my glasses so your dumbass is dead on demand
Why think to give me 40 seconds when a .45’s in my hand?!

*Gunshot, then both collapse to the ground, dead.*

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

ProjectAlpha22 as Ryuk:
Humans are so interesting… heheheheheh.

Written by: Vladimyr P., RNG, and Trakked
Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Mixer / Effects: Vladimyr P.

Kira vs The Zodiac Killer. Sinister Rap Battles

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b_troFbedLws63sreHMapaHb8jpkROt_6FofUAy3JZo/edit?usp=sharing

Credits:
Bug as Gumball Watterson
WhozPhantom as Darwin (The Grieving)
Vladimyr P. as Mordecai (I Can Fix This)
Jort as Rigby (Never, Never)
SkeepTieel as Max_0004
Tornadofajita as Ruby_0004
Light_IWNL as Mr. Bunny (Cameo)
Brodecai & Vladimyr P. as The Announcers

Written by: Vladimyr, Trakked, Brodecai, Stark Media, & [REDACTED]
Beats Produced by: Tristan on The Track

The Amazing World of Gumball: The Grieving vs Regular Show Lost Episodes. Sinister Rap Battles

CREW: 
Written by WeThink, Narwhal573, Ryufan76, Boron Battles & Harry Warden 
Art by Blast03, BMB, TreToonz, Trav Shark & WeThink 
Mixed by LEECHY! And WeThink 
CoverArt by WeThink 
Beat Prod by. Trunxks Beats 
Clever Chaos as the whistle at the end 
Special thanks to iGreenOwl & CherryJacob 

Lyrics: 
Cupid Verse 1: 
What a lovely day to make sure that some new couples spark! 
Gotta make up for all the ones, your awful timing tears apart 
Takes ‘em souls, houses reeking now of the widows mourns 
You put them to write a will, while I put the will to love in hearts 

If Life’s a box of chocolates what are you supposed to be? 
A tub of nasty old black licorice that no one wants to eat?  (Ew) 
Or an unstoppable force who knocks down all there is? 
But still gets tricked and mistreated by a couple of kids? 

Straight out of Olympus, descend as gracefully as Doves 
While in Hades you slave away, surprised you haven’t snapped Thanatos ! 
And that schedule of the job, so much for nine to five 
It is just funny you’re the one, that needs to get a life  

So go ahead take a swing and send me to the great above
But if you do then i’ll show you why they call it tough love (yuh)
But hey, you seem desperate, I’ll grant you my help if you wish it 
or keep scoring love with Wilson 

The Grim Reaper Verse 1:
(*sigh*) 
 not my place to judge a soul, but I’ve always found gods arrogant 
Imposing their will on mortal lives, regardless it be benevolent or illed, still 
I’ll take you to a better place, cuz it’s on sight, see
I bring relief to elders, you make teenagers angsty
    
This neglected toddler nurtures passionate crimes 
That's when he isn’t missing his shots half of the time
Looks like love really is blind, or just the reason of all distress  
As his misses lead to missing missus that were once a misters mistress

My scythe slices through your arrows and bows
No rules in this, I reap what I don’t sow
Better  abort, fore I make a ladies man a miscarriage
There’s even rings in your future yet still no marriage 

Feel my cold embrace,i’ll be the one to set you free
Cuz like your main weapon; all arrows point towards me
It  won’t matter your legacy is hatred and fornication 
Cuz life’s a  journey, but everyone has the same Final Destination 

Cupid Verse 2: 
Now that’s no way to start off the 1st date
I help people find love you give them a cruel fate
I bring people together, have you seen all my smash hits?
I thought you could kill the beat, you barely even scratched it.


The greatest wingman to ever grace the heavens, so fly 
Against the prick  who made everybody’s moms cry  
To torment might be your only purpose in life 
But when facing Olympic mythos, you should know legends never die 

The Grim Reaper Verse 2: 
(Growl) 
The unsupervised baby has ran out of time
Think I’ll let you slide? just look at St. Valentine…
I’m not a villain, I just do what I do…
But if you say I rep all tragic, I’ll make sure to reap you too! (Ra!) 
A hater, that fiddles people's genitals and bums 
This cherub´s so obscene, he’d make Succubi look like nuns! 
You could keep losing your head by trying to stay with your queen 
But I think we’re done here, pray heaven or hell let you in

Cupid vs Grim Reaper- Rap Battle ft. Langlee & LEECHY!

-Rap Music w/Explicit Content
-ERB Type Content
-Trippy Aesthetic

Five Nights at Freddy’s vs Don’t Hug Me I'm Scared. Sinister Rap Battles

Vladimyr P.

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