Amatsu-Mikaboshi (Marvel Comics) vs. Scarlet King (creepypasta)

Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club) vs. Shadow of War's Nemesis System Took Things Way Too Far

This trun out great vlad thanks  for letting me help Write 

With the arcade-machine-quality voices, it actually was quite fitting for this

if i could give an advice, i think it would be better if you turn the beat up a bit. i couldnt really hear it. nevertheless issa good battle

The battle's too long so the lyrics are in the doc below
also I am doing your mother!!!
Mancha as Pinhead
Alex M as Laughing Jack
Beat produced by Trunkxs Prod.
Thumbnail by Rabi
Art by Nooby and IronWAN
Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude
Written by Trakked
Additional help by Mick, DGB, DCA and Creeperpasta
Chiseled by DGB 

Battle:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BBoy4KCtQojcoulX_2UbYwdzmEHFp8gjzdZ55ChMALw/edit?usp=drivesdk 

Pinhead vs Laughing Jack - Rap Cypher #14

it is halloween time!

M!CAH as One Million Viewer
Trakked as Username 666
Beat produced by ENNWAY
Written by Trakked, Cole, Jailyn and Dani Frias
Chiseled by Psytube
Mixed by Light
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
One Million Viewer:
.icu Username, welcome to a newer hell
This ain’t a pleasure; your fate was sealed when you clicked the URL
Hard to pinpoint any details when your story’s so generic
Hyper-realistic gore won’t put your viewers in hysterics
Soon the eyes will descend, choking in your lines and dreams
To get your shit story clicks you must’ve got help from me
Been around since ‘06? Satan must be old news,
Cuz your channel’s one oddity that I’d never give a million views

Username:
Here’s a refresher OMV, Creepiest Pasta on the Tube
When people hear your name they say ‘Hello, Who are you?’
I got kids fearing my name, you've got a grammar fault in yours
Reload your site, leave you hacked, call it another 404
Don't need an email to see fails in this poorly run site
You’re getting derailed to the Spam file; where I rip out your one eye
Every trace of you will get X’d out when I spit six-six-sick
Nothing can shut my servers down! You get weak from a single click

One Million Viewer:
Win’ll be Private when I’m demonetizing your verse
So run back to Nana and hope your browser’s file isn't cursed
Gives you more time thinking, since your reign of terror has ended,
With one million reports ;account’s forever suspended

Username:
The Illuminati rip-off wants to go and trash my name?
I’ve been explained on many channels, a wiki’s your claim to fame! (yeah)
I leave Soundcloud bots to rot, left in hellfire,
Mad cause the only cat-eye used in battles is Bill Cipher

One Million Viewer:
My victory’s gleaming and glaring like a cat’s eye!
Learning your defeat second hand, but I guess that’s no surprise
The one mill’ will be here soon; I’ll leave this devil here to burn (uh)
Calling me a rip-off? Then Glesgorv would like a word (yuh)

Username:
You’re not 1 of a million, you suck at being unique
With just a hand, I crash computers, your connection looks too weak
Your wifi's gone down, no potential, this kid should see
Can shut down your computer, but you'll NEVER get rid of me.

One Million Viewer vs Username 666 - Rap Cypher #16.66



[MGK]

Mastered my craft twice, now I’m combating a clown, nice. 

Strapping him down, Shits so underground, 

You live in the sewers with, rats, mice (Ay)

Got the strap tight, here’s some advice

Better scatter for I shred ya like a half pipe

Better flee run, fore I sneak up with machine guns

And put you to sleep like a teen schmuck with a slingshot (facts)

I was born with horns on my head

You were born to be spread: that’s a whole lotta red 

So head back to your fenced off house of the dead

And crawl back in your well, not to be seen again (Ay)

Think you’ll clown, dawg? must be down on your luck

And you can’t flip it up, to the half on the front 

This is my last show and I’m dropping the flames

If you want to be saved, then get off of the stage 


[Pennywise]

hahahahahaha I’ll show you something scary

You’re so fucking cheesy, and I thought I was from Dairy (hahaha)

You once held the world in your palms, (Ay) a cultural phenomenon (Ay) 

But now your only known as Eminem’s second most hated blonde

Lets see how well you rap when your trapped in my belly

You're the worst devil since ink machine gun kelly

Really wanna talk smack to the clown on the web?

When you drop trash it gets clowned on by the web

And when it comes to vampire blood sucking blokes

Even Morbius was less of a motherfucking joke

You’ll be locked with Henry Bowers taking me for a lunatic 

Cause when I’m done there’ll be another CORPSE to make music with


[MGK]

You get killed by disses, so get hit with this

MGK, hunting you down like MGS

I don’t mean to jest, but your most effective trick 

Is boring viewers to death with your second flick

Oh you wanna talk shit, slenderman in a tutu 

You reflect your outfit, getting jumped-suits you

Your a freak of nature on a piece of paper

This penny-loafer just got beat by baker


[Pennywise]

Switch genres every time that you piss off people

You should scrap that verse like a slipknot feature 

Across infinite galaxies, I reign supreme 

This creep would only read my book for the gangbang scene 

Despite my makeup, you're still the more white guy

The type to try bringing a machine gun to a knife fight

This jackass will forever stay narcissistic 

Just saw your downfall and I ain’t even bought a ticket 

Hahahahahahahaha




Pennywise vs Machine Gun Kelly (feat Freshy Kanal and VinnyO)

Welcome to the fourteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two Redditor- I mean cryptic criminals today! It's the agent of chaos and terrible memes, The Joker! Trapping against our favorite depressed puppet master, The Jigsaw Killer!

Lyrics:
The Joker:
I like making plots up, a-lot of cut offs for my scars huh?
Non-emotional, but somewhere in that genre 
Yet I couldn't bare acting your beartrap's a "caught-on"
I conned watchers across the pond-ah!
Your backstories torment. An abortion broke er'? Aww.
With that age gap, here's my quorral Jooohn.
While she was in-doors within her mom
Would you still endorse poking her with your ONLY knob?
It's just gross and all, but that's me (that's me)
Batsy called man's a fiend (and that's me)
Beat your ass while laughing (that's me)
You're a filler sham, and like you built your traps the only blueprints is this man's feet
Cold and deceased, you're a sickened sham, about as cancerous as Giddy's Krammed passing.

The Jigsaw Killer:
You're bitter, pulling triggers claiming it's a bigger picture
But really, you just project your inner sinner
Your feelings aren't consistent with your filler
I merely give people a wish, well;
You did a social experiment, but that ship sailed
Then your heart sank like a wish well
When you flipped coins but couldn't get them to ship sales
A promise that, killing the inmates 
Would, cost them, nothing as it's in vain
To cross them, as they made their choices
But you bombed it, putting a pin in your point, bitch
Dressed as a cop to press on your plot, but… that's meant as rhetorical 
Your abhorrence shows 'cus when I look like a pig it's not meta bro, it's metaphorical (phorical)
Fuck you and everything that you've built up
Even my worst trap was less bait than this "villian"
I'd threaten to kill him, but what purpose does that serve?
Contort his ass backwards for being ass backwards!
I don't care, so I'll chalk it up as first impressions, huh?
But why all the impressive talk when you're the skeptic runt people seem to do the worst impressions of? With your messy mug.

The Joker:
Here….we….go. John won't get off his high horse! Using your car's horsepower on the highway
You saddled up on the right course, but he survived and made a right game.
Why, so, serious?! Acting delirious, rambling like a COD lobby
With his shitty mic and superiority you might start a round of zombies! (zombies!)
It's just a game and time for calming, gotta knock off chopping up, Johnny!
Don't pull up upon me, pulling some ponzes, for the jump-screens, like "HEEERE'S JOHNNY!!!"
Do that and you'll get the axe, not to knock on wood, but if I caught you lacking
You'll get the axe, and I'm into slashing, watch as a hack gets hacked in! For acting dramatic! Laughs Maniacally (comment about this tee-hee!!!!l)

The Jigsaw Killer:
With all that makeup I expected some pen-game now
But the only person you sent for making up with is your penny-pal
Imma check Heath Ledger's crown, your role wasn't one to die for
You're a fucking eyesore, all the Facebook memes they roll their eyes for
I suppose you'd like more, cus it represents you
Cryptic and imbedded in issues, it's in bed with your misuse 
Of influence… I'm sick of this
I'm dying of cancer and thought those quips were abysmal, egh.
Game Over, Joker, I call goldfish, the way I flushed you out
You stood in your tiny bubble and SUNK, you fucking clown…

-CAST-
The Jigsaw Killer: JaCoN (first time donut bully)
The Joker: Quizzique

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: CannibalWorms (rare)
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://youtu.be/VkNbsOO9i7I
Beat Produced by: KaalaH and jort
Mixed by: jort

The Joker vs The Jigsaw Killer - (Quick Diss) #14

Papa Louie vs. Teruteru Hanamura - Royal Rap Battle!


Zagranis as Louie


Chao as Teruteru 


King Ducky as Nekomaru cameo


Writing by GnomeYT


Writing assistance from King Ducky


Mixed by Zagranis 


Cover art by Box_Soldier22 


Beat prod. Anywaywell 


Teruteru:

Got that awful rounded head, and still think that you’re balling, though?

Even your Donuteria wasn’t filled with all those holes.

Scouted by Hope’s Peak Academy for my talent’s mass usage!

Your ass things turn to-


Nekomaru:

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT


Teruteru:

Rename you to Papa Loo-ie.


So watch as I’m stacking dough, pile on ya like your damn mayo,

But it’s quite strange with that, it’s shown this hack is lacking rapping flow!

And I would go and crack this dope, crashing him with a stabbing bone, 

But this schmuck doesn’t have a glow-up for me to attack with! 


Oh all your gameplay is spluttering the same thing,

I may have the skewer, but to customers, you’re the lame prick.

A bigger mistake than your moustache when trying to rap me,

Do you want me to put you to rest? Well, gladly…


Louie:

Drugging your own customers is not a business practice,

The burns you dish at me are when your juice is made with acid!

Down to meat, I guess you are quite dedicated to it. 

When the beef got in Togami, you put them onto the skewer! (Ooo)


Customers are satisfied with how my craft is cooked, I never shill,

The Imposter’s stomach, stabbing? Only hole you’ll ever fill.

And honestly I just can’t take you seriously, kiddy,

You built like a man falling into despair in Lego City! 


I pave the path for flashy games, shining like the kitchen stove,

You closed off the fire door ‘cause that isn’t how you’re spitting prose!

Mikan’s so-called “accidental fall” got you in deep, right,

But that isn’t your character depth, it’s just how you’ll be fried!


Teruteru:

*Accent switch


I’m toldI to not speak ma voice, but I say that ya noise should stop,

Ya couldn’t get some street cred in da one ya get employees from!

I told ya to wait a sec, but ya got no time managemen’

Without da damn playas having da carry ya from some bankruptcy,


Louie:

I’ll admit, our abilities could be seen as comparable,

Yet when its etiquette you’re simply just Teruteru-terrible!

Have eyes barely existent, yet still goggling at backsides 

Your character went down the gutter like your accent!


Papa Louie vs. Teruteru Hanamura - Royal Rap Battle!

IcerM as Evil Otto
Jake G. as Polybius

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
EVIL OTTO
AGAINST
POLYBIUS
BEGIN

Evil Otto:
Time to start up my console; while your game is foregone
If you can’t pass my rapping score; you best hurry on along
I will make you Mckneel! With a prolonged and bitter struggle
You’re in trouble, when you tussle, inside my a-maze-ing puzzle!
I keep all children away with my smirk everyday
While this game for child’s play is stuck in a dusty arcade
I’ll fight like a robot, pocket wins with stern words
While this roasted chicken rumor’s getting mocked by youtube nerds

Polybius:
Intruder Alert! Polybius has broken into Chicago!
Berserk jerks will be Oragon when i exercise Otto
You best step it up a level to not get chewed out for your loss
When i secure a win against a so-called 8 by 8 boss
This legend has a game that caused sanity to fall
Causing fear, while Pac-Man here, simply jumps over walls
You’re too close to my blows, an escape would be wise
Try to beat me in your sleep, but you can’t close your eyes...

Evil Otto:
Listen here Petscop Senior. You need to hop off my fame 
Lest I leave your verses lost and never found just like your game
Or better yet, non-existent, a history you can’t seek
Because I just witnessed gibberish like you were speaking greek

Polybius:
New identities of me are still being re-ported,
Compared to me, your arcade game hasn’t even been quartered.
A passing thought in a documentary is how low your horror goes,
While i’m shown in the back in a bunch of cameos.

Evil Otto:
5000 points, you just gained an extra 8-bites
Try to message raps, but this sublime circle has brighter lights
It’ll blind your Frenzy, from PC and PS to Atari
Then i’ll die and come back, with the power of an army
It makes me happy that your joystick moves got you in my trap.
Now the lasers and electric raps will give you a zap.
Causing this urban turd to get tossed out of my town
Making you disappear like it was a government shutdown

Polybius:
I still make people skeptical, even when in the void
Causing conspiracies in Portland, with Tempest and Asteroids.
Your heart-stopping raps are a psychoactive attack,
Now watch the results get analyzed by the Men In Black.
You told secrets and lies, in order to deprive the opponent
But the GamePro shows why he’s blown it, because of his components.
I’ll always seize the high score, yet you’ll come back to play me,
But i’m a heartless machine. YOU CAN NEVER SLAY ME.

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP-console shutdown effect

Writers: Vlad, Ryan Tillotson, Dani, AmazingRabi, and Henry
Beat Editor: Ryan Tillotson
Mixer / Effects: Vlad and IcerM
Cover Art by Brodecai

Evil Otto vs Polybius. Sinister Rap Battles

Trakked as Funnymouth
Vladimyr P. as Smile Dog

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
FUNNYMOUTH
AGAINST
SMILE DOG
BEGIN

Funnymouth:
Funnymouth entered the chat, time a bad boy gets a whippin’
Cuz I’ll put ya’ in the pound when you see what this mouth glitched in
I like to lik the bluud of puppies when they cross my way
So come on, I dont like to stop, it’s time to mutilate a stray
This disgrace to pastas needs to be put back in the Spam file
This JPG will be uneasy when I widen his smile

Smile Dog:
Incoming Message: This psycho nerd’s trying to fight satan himself?
This Hound’ll raise hell cuz of the words you misspelled
This email’s gonna fail if you think you’re diabolical,
Compared to my satanic look, this poser’s Necronomi-comical
Go back to being an annoyance; your relevance, outdated!
‘Cuz licking blood won’t save you from this living hell that i’ve created

Funnymouth:
A pic is all you’re good for; Don’t be so sad about ur loss

Smile Dog:
It’s a Joy Kill-ing you, but, I will still invade your thoughts
People forgot about you, best leave another chain letter

Funnymouth:
Ya’ can’t leave me blocked Fur-ever, could a stare do you better?, O)_(O
I pop off jaws with awe, to make the victim insane,
I don’t see a handsome face, but i’ll still lick the remains

Smile Dog:
inflicting pain upon my viewers like your pasta, cancerous
Cuz My win’s Illuminated by the flash of a camera

Funnymouth:
Oh, you want me to get silly? Well, let me send you an email
“This dog’s going back to hell, unless you #RefertoSales
Then you’ll be neutered, doggy, but I might as well spay
‘cuz you’re nothing more than a bitch that lets suicide seize the day!”
I know you can’t like the rap, but we’ll still have fun
Slendy’s pup looks are disgusting; can’t even haunt anyone,
They don’t understand my ways, but yours just make me bored,
It’s time to put down this dog; just more of a Ghost than Jeorge

Smile Dog:
You should WAKE UP and realize; those were suicidal rhymes
Cuz what you spat was sour like it was lemon and lime
I’ll crush your Skull under my paw, then tear your tongue from the seams
You’ll wish you were redeemed once I start HAUNTING YOUR DREAMS

*Smile Dog Transforms*

Smile Dog (2nd Form):
SPREADING THE WORD WON’T SAVE YOU WHEN THIS DOG COMES TO BITE
ANYTHING YOU TYPE’S MORE OF A 404 THAN YOUR SITE
YOU LIVE IN AN INVERTED REALITY IF YOU’LL THINK I’LL BURN 
THIS DOG WILL ALWAYS LEAVE TROLLPASTAS CRUSHED, LIKE AN EARTHWORM
SET UP A FIREWALL TO STOP YOU; THIS VIRUS AIN’T NEW
YOU SHOULD FROWN NOT-SO-FUNNYMOUTH BECAUSE GOD DOESN’T LOVE YOU
What I spit is assisted; guess you’ll have to learn that
SUICIDE’S THE ONLY WAY-
      * Funnymouth has left the chat

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and Trakked
Beat Producer: Smoke
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover art by Trakked

Funnymouth vs Smile Dog. Sinister Rap Battles

Vladimyr P. / John P. as Mr. Bear
Brodecai / Vlad as Mr. Noseybonk

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
MR. BEAR
AGAINST
MR. NOSEYBONK
BEGIN

Mr. Bear:
Have your spoons ready kids; prepare to dig into this freak
Have a seat, so you can Seek as I leak your defeat
This Local is loco, as the kiddies can see
I’m guessing you keep yourself silent cuz you like BBC
Want to offend this offender? Let’s put the jigsaw together,
Just to see what kind of bonk down I’ll be writing in my letter,
That’ll leave you on the run, and once i’ve finished all your fun,
The black will white out this mime from the BBC1.

Mr. Noseybonk:
I was on my way to potter dreams, but I’ll beat you instead
Where you’ll end up like your mom and dad; shot, bled, and dead.
You couldn’t land a hit, man, and with a camera in hand
We’ll take it down to Caledon, and I’ll record your rap shenanigans
You’re quite the hideous idiot, here is what I spit, deadliest
Too bad you couldn’t get Elliot, to play Pokèballs with
TikTok, hear the clock? That’s how silent this rap is
The Cons to cute fuzzy hugs is that you fap to kids

Mr. Bear:
Your nose seems to grow since you’re spitting out lies
Now go sit in the corner ‘fore I anguish you live

Mr. Noseybonk:
You are hitting on kids for your own entertainment
How can you attempt to spit when you live in your ma’s basement?

Mr. Bear:
Don’t talk back to Mr. Bear you stuck up, Nosey, little shit
So disappointed in this Brit, ground you with the fire I spit
Send a letter to my cellar, love to have you on my show
I’ll make you black and blue with disses then murder you with my flow!
My blood pressure is high, but my chance of winning is higher
You’re quite the liar if the dire of children is your desire
I question your motives so I can’t wait to hear your screams
You’ll have no more "normal life" when you’re trapped here with me

Mr. Noseybonk:
Your history’s sex-offensive, and you’re calling me Nosey?
Just move out of my neighborhood you Sesame Street Phony!
You’re quite fruity, and moody, and you are looking pretty loony
To escape reality you veer to touching children’s Booby’s
I give my OK to this win, so let's have you never rapping
In a dead silent sleep, I’ll leave this kid- forever -napping
The war I’ve conquered was Bonkers; when in the cold, dead air
Will leave off with the last episode; “The Death of Mr. Bear”

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and Uncredited
Beat produced by NIME FIVE
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Brodecai and Aaron Peters

Happy 17th Birthday to myself :D

Mr. Bear vs Mr. Noseybonk. Sinister Rap Battles

Raichous as Jonathan Crane / Scarecrow
Vladimyr P. as Freddy Krueger

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
JONATHAN CRANE
AGAINST
FREDDY KRUEGER
BEGIN

Jonathan Crane:
Step into my office, lie down, Frederick Krueger, is it?
Molester? ..yes? I guess I’ll mark that off my list
Give you a dream you can’t achieve, to see if you can rock this
But your rhymes won’t be as toxic as my fear toxins
Scarecrow:
The word around town is you feed off childhood cowardice
So let’s turn the tables, and show you how it feels to be powerless
No need to spring-your-wood out when your prey goes to bed
So try not to get fired up when you couldn’t get a-head

Freddy Krueger:
And to think that Dr. Crane would serve burns more severe than mine
But then he came packing potato sacks and some nursery rhymes
So listen up, bitch, it’s my time to split the fabric
Now I’ll take this therapist and show him how to rap classic
You ain’t worth shit, Jonathan, and you set your standards low
Because your flow is limited by the comic book code
Walk down the yellow brick road, that is where your win lies
You’re in the house that I built bitch, so try to run and hide

Scarecrow:
I Wes Craven a real fight, but what I get is his flimsy Christmas rap?
I’ll unwrap that Santa Claw likes when children sit on his lap
You got ruined by both Myers and Bay? Wow, that’s no fair blow
Then we’ll rejoice that Freddy’s Dead all thanks to the Scarecrow

Freddy Krueger:
You think that I can die bitch!? Only in your wet dreams!
So let’s go behind the scenes to see your head split by the seam

Scarecrow:
I'm not Scared by your flow cuz I’m nightmare inducing
While your whole design is fitting for a Disney Princess movie

Freddy Krueger:
Your backstory is boring, I’m not at all appealed
While your parents have abandoned you, lifeless in a field
This is the last straw, and this won’t be your Brightest Day
As I make like those crows, you’ll be turned into my prey

Scarecrow:
(Hahaha) Prey you say? Though, It seems I’ve caught you slackin’
I’ve seen jumpscares more scarier from a crawling Michael Jackson
I’d roast this boast at most if he wasn’t already burned
Cuz a little crow pecking on me is the least of my concerns

Freddy Krueger:
If you’re calling me little, then I guess that you’re the midget
I’ll go deep inside your mind to make a brainless bitch forfeit
You lack the Ichobod so I will enforce your tomb
But to get to the Flash-Point; I’ll be the one to bring your Doom


Johnathan Crane:
Please, take a seat Frederick, tell me how would your wife feel
Scarecrow:
About the shit movies you’re in and kids virginity; you steal!

Freddy Krueger:
Says the bitch whose only film role was tossed off to the side
Trying to gas the Dream Master? I guess you're the one who is high!

Scarecrow:
Jeff the Killer spits iller, If not for him, you’d serve no purpose
Take your outdated effects and put them back into the circus

Freddy Krueger:
Call out my outdated effects? That’s pretty fucking ironic
Since your disappointing CGI’s the only thing that’s Comic

Scarecrow:
The flame burns on the opponent; couldn’t strike you as a match
So put your claw to good use and slash yourself out of this rap

Freddy Krueger:
You're unwanted in The Suicide Squad and The Dark Knight Trilogy
So, go back to the fucking Wizard of Oz, little piggy

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP (BITCH)

Writers: Vlad, Eric, Kamren, DCA, and Fightmarker
Beat Producer: Tristan
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Brodecai

Freddy Krueger vs Scarecrow. Sinister Rap Battles

Dani Frias as Happy Appy
Vladimyr P. as Stick Stickly

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
HAPPY APPY
AGAINST
STICK STICKLY
BEGIN

Happy Appy:
Hey kids, welcome back, and in today’s episode
I will be sure to break Stickly even more than my own
So to flow like a tsunami, your only hope is pressing one
To push your buttons is the only way that Happy’s having fun

Stick Stickly:
Hey bud, you speak of fun? But that verse was plane and lame
This Stick is spitting sick, spilling your apple saucy brains
And it’s too bad those four lines dragged out more than your story
The winner’s yet to be revealed, and hint; not you, you’re boring!

Happy Appy:
It’s a Day on the Track, Hey kids, let’s Dip a spastic
You gave such a wooden performance, it’s ironic, your raps are plastic
A design like that? It’s easy to see why you left kids snoring
I put the ‘I’ into S_CKLY, you put the ‘I’ into BOR_NG!
No matter what you Bark, your loss’ll surely be appealing
You can’t Stick up for yourself, your show, or the kids that I’m pleasing
I have nailed down this win along with Stickly for construction
Then I’ll tear it down with a chainsaw for your destruction

Stick Stickly:
Just get it through your Noggin, Appy, you don’t make the kids Happy
Cus of your wacky design, you’ll see the Vision of this tragedy
Happy’s come to get schooled, unlike your Wiki; not clickbait
You’re getting meaner and meaner; keep that in your Jar of Hate
Sike! You think you could dip me? Please, like you could diss me, geez
If I am as dull as a knife I could still dice through you with ease
Children need me, while, your show’s flights gone down in plight
And you’re Half the Man I am; a watered down Nick at Nite

Happy Appy:
Wow, that’s all you chalked up? Step into my Van; yuh
Will meet the same fate like as if you were Miranda
The cancellation of your website be lookin’ like 9/11
Cuz IPs have gone down and that is natural children

Stick Stickly:
The only thing that’s natural’s entertaining minors like I did
You couldn’t kill a beat cus you’re stuck on murdering your kids
You’ll get sliced in the same direction, x’d out like my eyes
I would let Happy Rot in Hell, but the track is where you die

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writers: Vlad and ColeDaCole
Beat Producer: Marsad Men
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Aaron Peters

Happy Appy vs Stick Stickly

Happy Appy vs Stick Stickly. Sinister Rap Battles

Vladimyr P. as The Morning Show
Brodecai / Light as Where Bad kids go

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
THE MORNING SHOW
AGAINST
WHERE BAD KIDS GO
BEGIN!

(0:20) The Morning Show Host:
Warm summer air, cameras on, and now we’re live
It’s a shame you have to watch me Host a Host that’ll die
Rage a war on this Arab ‘cuz there’s no use for you this Era
Cuz he’s trash from the past so stay woke America
Good Morning to you sir but I’m hoping to make it worse
Murders are very common so try not to spit a Bad verse
Your penalty's real pretty; using kids is quite opprobrious
(Clears throat) so any last words for the audience?

(0:41) Where Bad Kids Go Host:
Did it take you more than a decade to come up with “good-ish” punchlines? 
So turn on the Lights, I’ll give you fright, so keep your opened eyes
Now stare into the Camera I want some sort of reaction
When I break you into fractions ‘cuz the viewers want some Action!
Think outside of the Box Television, your death on the set is what I envisioned
Script is written, keep you imprisoned, warning: my rules are stricken
There is nobody hearing you knock (knock) our runtime is on the clock (tock)
Leave ya screamin’ (ahhh!) as I’ll keep the door locked.. (click) 

(1:02) The Morning Show Host:
Wonderful News! Victory’s a colorful view!
I’m kind of hungry.. so I eat disses you spew!
I mean, you’re quite predictable, the Trollpasta’s where you belong
And God said that you would win? It’s too bad that he was wrong...

(1:12) Where Bad Kids Go Host:
You’ll have a really Bad Morning cuz I’m one you cannot push through
I’ll be raisin’ up the views; you bit off more than you can CHEW
So I’ll rehab this russian, if he ever misbehaves
Tried to snack on raps I’m packing ..but you should be much afraid..

(1:22) The Morning Show Host:
I would never be afraid of what’s behind your door!
Even if it’s something scary and my guts spill on the floor!
There’s no escaping this place; that’ll make you scared of your fate
Locked behind closed gates; where there is no need for FAITH
Spread the fire from my mouth to burn you down with your studio
And you’re so bad with your flow so you should be where the kids go
New discovery in ‘53, I got the lock’s key
I don’t need food to spit, even if I am so hungry... 

(1:44) Where Bad Kids Go Host:
(UGH) Then you can starve to death, you ungrateful brat!
You can’t hide under your blanket from my Arabian format!

The Morning Show Host:
I-
                                                                      
Where Bad Kids Go Host:
هذا يكفي ، سأنتهي منك إن شاء الله
I see the vision on the tele so come at me little fella
Tried to spit a Cold War but I strike down the weak
Speaking evil into Caged Mics’ with no face that you can leak
Go outside, yell a few times, and you’ll be left in submission
Leave ya’ behind in history with no final transmission.

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RA-

Writers: Vlad and Brodecai
Beat Producer: The Unbeatables
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Brodecai
Old Cover Art Made by The Supah Master

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