Vegeta, what does the scouter says about its battle level?!

Hello, and Happy Halloween! Welcome to yet another installment of X Rap Battles! Today, we have two mysterious, unnamed characters who use their incredible minds as their power. We have the greatest detective in the world, L Lawliet, against the telekinetic, Eleven!

CAST:
FynnRedKirby as L
garbageGothic as Eleven

WRITERS:
Jughead Jay, B O R K, and MetaMachine

LYRICS:

L Lawliet:
And I thought I had seen Stranger Things from deadly notepads,
But the thought of my brilliance being beaten by this nomad?
I lay down the Law, Light frightened at my sight.
Follow your norm and take a hike, before you choke near one more Mike!
It’s no thesis! I’m a genius! Telekinesis is no feat to beat this!
This is a free win, another freak kid I’ll quickly cross off of my defeat list!
I’ve got mean hits, and a path to victory that I’m certainly going to accomplish...
With my sharp wits, I bring a strong diss, flipping this emotionless robot’s off-switch!
Ugh, I’m starting to sound like Kira… Let me get back on track.
Halloween candy abandoned, still your teeth and raps are cracked!
I’m checkmating your disses, put you in the proper placement,
My task is forcing your DnD act back into the basement!

Eleven:
A Mouthbreather speaking foul? I’d rather not say a word…
I won’t need to be one of your mindless cops to have you served.
Who exactly has the upper hand in this bout of the best wits?
Yours is cuffed to a grim ending when stepping up to Netflix!
You think your verse en-Lightened? Stay in the dark with those rhymes.
I’m manlier than you in my “normal girl” disguise.
Candy wisecracks? Please.. Your whole joke is faulty,
Cause if you are what you eat, then your taste would be salty!

L Lawliet:
With plotlines cycling like the bikes you ride, it’s best you just re-tire,
You’ve already lost one Will, because like him, you couldn’t fire!
You’ve hidden from detectives before, what comes of this is treacherous.
I’d suggest not attempting to best the best, when you can’t even finish sentences!
Take the L? You take the L; 12th letter, always one step ahead,
Based on the King, freakshows like this one are written in to end up dead!
It won’t take strategy to capture this basket case, 
Character’s as flattened as those Eggos that you masticate!
MC E.T. is getting battered straight, 
met her sister, her maker, and her lasting fate!

Eleven:
Such a lowlife, Lawliet. I bet you want to see your own end. 
What does a mind even matter when you have no friends?
I bring my own Death Note of telekinetic pain,
And that way, the only L that I’ll be taking is your name! 
You could use some Dustin, you Sherlock-loving nuisance. 
Your experiment failed last time you tried to make music!
Go more gory than a Demogorgon when ending your story!
A death that I don’t need ESP to foresee!
Shinigami’s got you going by Ryuzaki! 
Stop me? You’re sloppy! Be ready to take hell!
Just stay on your nonsense crouching philosophy, 
stand up to Eleven and you lose a couple brain cells!
“One step ahead” means you’ve been dead, 
your diss went to an El, guess you’ve been mislead 
No need of sweets to leave this creep sick red, 
your enormous ego is the only thing your wit’s fed!
I’m tearing through terrors and hunting down horrors, 
so much that I’m used to the sight of running foes!
One more bully, freak, monster... 
One more witness to a bloody nose!


Thank you for listening, and stay tuned!

Eleven vs. L Lawliet - X Rap Battles #4.

Dani as Baldi 
Alex as The Janitor 
Written by Cole               
Cover art by Lauren
Mixed by Light
Beat by Kustom

Baldi (0:15-0:26):
Welcome to my schoolhouse, Janitor, this’ll be a Bash!
Although your illiteracy might make it hard to pass my class
Steal a victory against me? I’m afraid you don’t have the key
So weak, flames from my campfire are enough to leave you beat

The Janitor (0:26-0:38):
Stupid Baldo… Making me mop up your messy flow
I’ll impale this freak with my mop if he wants to trade blows
I’m biscuit ball-ing on this beat, you’re more robotic than Penny
Kick-start having some ideas, or you best skedaddle, Baldi

Baldi (0:41-1:04):
I can’t send ya back to prison, but I can dish out some detention
To this loser who needed MatPat to get anyone’s attention
Step up to me with your glass hip? I’d like to see you try
When you’ve been killed by Kindergartners three different times!
This ain’t a janitor war, I’m not interested in your mop
But I’ll still spill your blood like B-Soda, I’ve got my win on lock!
“Wow! You exist!’ is the highest praise your games receive
Playtime is over, Janitor, and now you’re out of time to leave

The Janitor (1:04-1:28):
Your verse was missing all it’s disses, what is this? Hide and Seek?
Guess that's what I should’ve expected from a game made in 2 weeks
Even with your fog machine, I can see straight through all your lines
Clippy’s defective if he thinks that he’s getting the First Prize 
You’re on tier with shitty flash games, it’s no Riddle, you’re a fad
Next you’ll be saying ‘My verse was ironic! It was meant to be bad!’
Peddling a basic horror game to kids: it’s just shoddy
Once I’m done with ya the dumpster will have one more body

Baldi vs. The Janitor | Rap Battle

Raichous as Jonathan Crane / Scarecrow
Vladimyr P. as Freddy Krueger

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
JONATHAN CRANE
AGAINST
FREDDY KRUEGER
BEGIN

Jonathan Crane:
Step into my office, lie down, Frederick Krueger, is it?
Molester? ..yes? I guess I’ll mark that off my list
Give you a dream you can’t achieve, to see if you can rock this
But your rhymes won’t be as toxic as my fear toxins
Scarecrow:
The word around town is you feed off childhood cowardice
So let’s turn the tables, and show you how it feels to be powerless
No need to spring-your-wood out when your prey goes to bed
So try not to get fired up when you couldn’t get a-head

Freddy Krueger:
And to think that Dr. Crane would serve burns more severe than mine
But then he came packing potato sacks and some nursery rhymes
So listen up, bitch, it’s my time to split the fabric
Now I’ll take this therapist and show him how to rap classic
You ain’t worth shit, Jonathan, and you set your standards low
Because your flow is limited by the comic book code
Walk down the yellow brick road, that is where your win lies
You’re in the house that I built bitch, so try to run and hide

Scarecrow:
I Wes Craven a real fight, but what I get is his flimsy Christmas rap?
I’ll unwrap that Santa Claw likes when children sit on his lap
You got ruined by both Myers and Bay? Wow, that’s no fair blow
Then we’ll rejoice that Freddy’s Dead all thanks to the Scarecrow

Freddy Krueger:
You think that I can die bitch!? Only in your wet dreams!
So let’s go behind the scenes to see your head split by the seam

Scarecrow:
I'm not Scared by your flow cuz I’m nightmare inducing
While your whole design is fitting for a Disney Princess movie

Freddy Krueger:
Your backstory is boring, I’m not at all appealed
While your parents have abandoned you, lifeless in a field
This is the last straw, and this won’t be your Brightest Day
As I make like those crows, you’ll be turned into my prey

Scarecrow:
(Hahaha) Prey you say? Though, It seems I’ve caught you slackin’
I’ve seen jumpscares more scarier from a crawling Michael Jackson
I’d roast this boast at most if he wasn’t already burned
Cuz a little crow pecking on me is the least of my concerns

Freddy Krueger:
If you’re calling me little, then I guess that you’re the midget
I’ll go deep inside your mind to make a brainless bitch forfeit
You lack the Ichobod so I will enforce your tomb
But to get to the Flash-Point; I’ll be the one to bring your Doom


Johnathan Crane:
Please, take a seat Frederick, tell me how would your wife feel
Scarecrow:
About the shit movies you’re in and kids virginity; you steal!

Freddy Krueger:
Says the bitch whose only film role was tossed off to the side
Trying to gas the Dream Master? I guess you're the one who is high!

Scarecrow:
Jeff the Killer spits iller, If not for him, you’d serve no purpose
Take your outdated effects and put them back into the circus

Freddy Krueger:
Call out my outdated effects? That’s pretty fucking ironic
Since your disappointing CGI’s the only thing that’s Comic

Scarecrow:
The flame burns on the opponent; couldn’t strike you as a match
So put your claw to good use and slash yourself out of this rap

Freddy Krueger:
You're unwanted in The Suicide Squad and The Dark Knight Trilogy
So, go back to the fucking Wizard of Oz, little piggy

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP (BITCH)

Writers: Vlad, Eric, Kamren, DCA, and Fightmarker
Beat Producer: Tristan
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Brodecai

Freddy Krueger vs Scarecrow. Sinister Rap Battles

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19q8owAtPSf-cUfzuQXFx2SGeSTgUZbTGqS1lri6emBU/edit
MetaMachine as Banjo
Freshy Kanal as Kazooie
Elijah as Popo
Azia as Nana
Written by MetaMachine, Dani Frias, B O R K, Rabi, Jade and Gengo the Cannoli King.
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by AaronGPeters
Beat by Kustom
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Nintendo's Alternate All-Stars"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare Your Fangs"

Banjo and Kazooie vs. Ice Climbers

LYRICS

Billy:
A mountain man slasher? I’ll make this the second time you must have died
Am I supposed to be afraid of the guy who got beat up by Busta Rhymes?
Franchise wasted, so face this, you’re passed the days where you were scary, it’s
About time that I come onto the mic, take my hatchet, and bury it
Struggling to top Freddy while I rocked his box office
So my Christmas wish is seein’ how you bomb this
Look at your viewers, your sister’s not the only thing that’s slept on
People struggle against you? Just bring in a retcon!
Shat on the mask of Will, now you’ve turned pale
I’d just grab some coffee to bring it some “detail”
Left babysitters dead? I’m killing the head of the church!
Feelin’ hurt by these burns, guess you do have nerve!

Micheal:
Billy Lenz’ copy is sloppy when it comes to spitting bars
You went from “Santa slasher classic” to flying off people’s radar
Your raps: soft, can’t spit Jack Frost, I bring the real yuletide fear
So you should just pull out of this battle... like your movie’s premiere
You think you’re one big guy to kill me
But I’ll just leave Santa falling back down his chimney
Should call you The Thing! That  abomination of a series
Going straight to VHS could never come near me
Make a Picasso out your death, but you’re already abstract
Just one more thing that’ll trigger your flashbacks
This 80’s slasher’s past his prime
So make like your grandpa and stay Silent, Night...

Billy:
Can’t tell which Myers I’m talking to, you both come off as jokes 
What? Do I need to bring the ether in so you can get these roasts?

Micheal:
Your reboot’s boring and lifeless, I’d put your corpse up for display
Since I’m good at taking out trash horror icons, like it’s Garbage Day!

Billy:
Yet after 40 years, you still can’t kill Laurie
It seems all your directors threw your story through four stories
You’ll lose your horror glory once I close Loomis’ case
And I’ll make Michael Myers Return to his grave

Micheal:
One flame can kill this Shape? Not the first time I’ve survived
You’re just the second bitch that I’ve eaten alive
I can tell you’re traumatized when you spit a song
So tell the children, once again, Santa Claus is gone...

CREDITS

LAR80s as Micheal Myers
https://soundcloud.com/lar-80s
Rabi As Billy Chapman
Lexi M. as Ricky Chapman
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861

Written and thumbnail by Rabi
Additional help by Fightmarker
https://soundcloud.com/stopmotionrapbattles2018
Beat by Smoke
Mixed by Rabi and jort
https://soundcloud.com/jordydydy
Art by B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok

Michael Myers vs. Billy Chapman - Rap Battle

Plankton's Experiment : The Monarchy
Squidward's Suicide : Jose

Written by Kamren
Beat : https://drive.google.com/file/d/144fEa5wotGUJpfbpX_hUv3gQJ09Bg1jJ/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Prod. : Hollywood Legend
Mixed by : Jordan
Cover art by AaronGPeters
Special Thanks to Dustin and Jade!

[0:25]
Squidward's Suicide :
So they revived me just to be put against an episode so shallow?
Since you're just another crappy-pasta that I'll crush beneath my shadow
The voices tell me to do many things, but read your story? Not one of them!
I mean, just look at the Wattpad page! You're just One Course Meal, chum
Musical notes are my formula! The one you should have killed over
Then again, I would have replaced it like Jade when she tossed you over
To the trash can where you belong, don't you realize it yet?
I'm the whole reason for you even being created on the web!

[0:51]
Plankton's Experiment :
Haven't gotten halfway, yet this experiment has already proved pointless 
Since there are better tales of horror coming from suicidal rodents
Had your chance at the Super Bowl, then Sicko Mode got in the way
Now you mope on your bed, screaming "KAREN TOOK MY HAPPINESS AWAY!"
The crowd booed you off the stage, but I didn’t know your plays could get worse
Remind me who ruined Bikini Bottom, cuz it sure wasn’t fucking Squidward!
Here I thought my traps were rich, but your cameo was only for clicks
Then ended transparent as Red Mists, showing off some dead kids.

[1:16]
Squidward's Suicide :
Plankton mad he's getting served? You ain't Hillenburg, so hush
But what can I say? You're already used to being rushed!

[1:23]
Plankton's Experiment :
My story was a masterpiece! Yours is forgotten each and every day
So make yourself useful for once, take that gun and blow out your brains!
Quit the hyper realism, I only need one eye to creep the masses

[1:32]
Squidward's Suicide :
You don't even have a leg to stand on! Something you have less than Patrick
I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, HAVE FUN WITH THE POLICE!! 

[1:39]
Plankton's Experiment :
Drawing this battle to a close, here lies Squiddy's Hopes and Dreams....

Plankton's Experiment vs Squidward's Suicide - Rap Battle! (ft. Jose & The Monarchy)

-CAST-
Vladimyr P, Dani Frias, Raichous, Alex the Beast, GamingPlush64, Michael / Stark Media and underscores as Zalgo
[REDACTED] as Cthulhu

-WRITERS-
[REDACTED], Michael / Stark Media, and [REDACTED]

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: Vladimyr P. and Michael / Stark Media
Beat By Dansonn
Mixing by Vladimyr P.

-LYRICS-
ANNOUNCER
Welcome, weary traveler, to Ciphers of the Unknown
Today's matchup is: Zalgo
And
Cthulhu
Commence!

Zalgo  (0:31 - 1:17):
Your cult rooms will be filled with gore as HE COMES to leave his mark
On this hentai monster who’s become nothing but joke fuel for South Park
Looking Sad, Satan? I've been waiting a century for you to spit a good rap
What kind of Dark Lord gets squashed by a sword that shoots out kitty cats?!
Read the text, squidward. my plague starts to spread ‘cross the land
That wipes out this gimmick with relevance more dead than the star that’s in my hand
Please! My candle’s light outshines all that you can spit in this
Kelly’s carnage incarnate’s bars leave squids sleeping with the fishes!
You’re no Necronom-icon! Forgotten when ‘zilla hits the stage!
Telling me you got into politics? (Heh) I’d rather vote for Kanye!
Best go back to startling gamers, for ZALGO is 7 times the rapper
This little munchkin’s been tarnished and now we can start the next chapter..

Cthulhu (1:17 - 2:17):
Zalgo claims to be a god, but he’s barely short of the Funnies
But even when this comic’s stripped down, Zalgo’s just a pitiful plaything for kiddies
So fear the Call of Cthulhu, the true Lovecraftian creation
You’re an outdated fad meme, rejected by the SCP Foundation
This Deviant’s Art is tasteless! Creepypasta crap, nothing new  
You have a song? Do you hold hands and prance around with infants too?
And the ear rape? Glitched font? That’s your method of inflicting pain?
Being eyeless won’t help you, just hearing me will make you go insane!
Your lyrics are unspeakable; but when it comes to stories I’m the pinnacle; invincible
But your chance of winning is like your reality status to your creator: fictional
Like you said I have cult followers, what do you have? Children who think you’re scary?
Just check Behind The Wall and see it’s me who’s taking the victory!
Seven goddamn mouths, you’d think at least one would try to win
It’s quite un-4chan-ate, but I’ll still be leaving this flightless Bird Boxed in
(Yelling) I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF CHAOS, BUT IF HE’S INSISTENT ON PERSISTENCE
I’LL CONTROL HIM, ALTERNATE HIS LIFE, AND DELETE HIM FROM EXISTENCE

Zalgo (2:17 - 2:25):
That’s enough from the kraken, thought I told you to shut it
This is boring me, perhaps you’d rather face off with one of my puppets

Zalgo as Garfield (2:25 - 2:40):
(Yawn) What’s this? Looks like Jon tried making calamari
But I’ll kick him off the track like Odie, and this time, I’m not sorry
Z͜͡͡AL͟͡G҉́Ò '͢͞S͟ ̀͡A͝͡R͠R̷̛IV̢̛E҉͞D̡ ͞A̸̶Ń̢D̴̵ ̀I̡T͏͠' ͠҉͡S̶ ͏U̷N̸͏̢W̷̴̡IS͜É ̀T̷̷͞O̧ ̧̀T͟͏͝H͝͏I͞N҉K͟҉ ͟͞T͘͞HA̛T͜͟ Ý̢OU҉̶ ̵̡̛C̷̨͝AN̡͢ ҉̡̕D͘͞E̶FE҉A̧͜T HI͡M͡
C̷͠͏A̢͜ŲS̡͘È H̀͢E͟ '͜҉̨ĹL̵͘ ̀C̵OR̛̕R̵͘Ù́̀P̷T҉ ̡YǪ͠U̶͘R̴̨͢ ̛́M̷ED͏̷̀I҉̡A͞,̸ ̶̧LE͏A̸͞V̛I̛͞͠N̸Ģ̧̡ ͝Y̶O͠͝U͘R ̢̨͞P͠A̸̡T͢H͝E̡T̨Ì͜C̶̵ ͠B̷ǪOK҉̕S͜͝ ̵͡T̵O̵̢R̀N̡ ̵T̕O ͢͝PI̴E̴͏C̀E̕S̡

Zalgo (2:40 - 2:47):
What a Weird Tale that you’ve woven, saying that you’re superior to me
It’s Something Awful really, but now I’ve finally put an end to your series


Cthulhu (2:47 - 3:03):
Putting on a Puppet show to fight your battles for you? It’s honestly such a Loss
So Dream No More, this is the one and only time that our paths will cross
It’s time I return to my realm and leave this simple post archived, dismissed
They say “Zalgo’s coming”, but even after this I’m still waiting for a good diss... (Malevolently Chuckles)

ANNOUNCER
Who Cracked the Case?
Who Should Cypher Next?
Comment Down Below
And prepare yourselves for the next
Ciphers of The Unknown

Zalgo vs Cthulhu | Ciphers of the Unknown

Alex the Beast as Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜
IcerM as SiivaGunner
Some guy as CBT Man

Written by IcerM
Mixed by IcerM

Beat by Dansonn

Lyrics:

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
HE COMES! CHAOTIC EVIL EMBODIED AGAINST A SOUND CLOWN
HOPE YOU LOVED LIFE - FOR AS I STRIKE, I’LL TAKE YOURS DOWN
IN A SIMILAR VESSEL, THERE’S NAUGHT THAT I BELIEVE TO SAY
WOULD HAVE A LASTING IMPACT - FOR YOU’RE LIKELY NOT HERE TO STAY
WHEN I TELL WHAT I TELL YOU WILL RUN OFF IN HORROR
SPITTING TICKETS TO HELL WHEN I’M CAUSING DISORDER
I CAN CAUSE YOUR WHOLE SO-CALLED LORE TO BREAK IN A HEARTBEAT
SO LEAVE NOW, LEST I SHOW YOU WHAT’S NOT TO SEE
YOU’RE NOT A LOT TO ME. I’LL HAVE YOU CROSSED
WITHOUT A QUESTION AS TO WHETHER OR NOT THIS IS LOSS
YOU’RE TAKING SIIVA, GUNNER. I’LL PARALYZE THIS BITCH
WHILE YOU FUCK WITH MEMES ON THE WEB I’LL BE TERRORIZING IT

SiivaGunner:
Damn, I knew you’d be pissy, but that’s left me in awe
How about seven chill pills? One for each jaw
There’s so little known about you I’ve found nothing, study as I might
Even Jschlatt can’t hold a candle to that funny mic
I’m the Grand Dad of grab bags with high quality raps, that
If you think you can battle, then listen here, you’re just damn mad
So level with the reality that your puppets are the same
And go walk your fucking staircase back down from whence you came

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
YOU CAN UTTER ALL THOSE LIES AND CLAIM THEY’RE NOT GETTING OLD
WHEN YOU STOP TREATING MY HIGHER VESSELS AS COMEDY GOLD
YOU’LL NEVER COMPREHEND A METHOD TO WIN, TRY AS YOU MIGHT
RIPS FROM JUST AS MANY GAMES AS TIMES I’VE PLAYED YOU IN THIS FIGHT

SiivaGunner:
Can’t read any of your babble but a couple of shit rhymes
But I’ll mutilate it further - multiple uploads at a time!
HE COMES at the sight of a certain cat, I know you would man
So I’m keen to give you the axe, like you were Wood, Man!
And with those caverns in your skulls, gushing reddened dyes
Just take pages from Cthulhu and go fucking rest your eyes
It’s been many many years, and people are still subscribing
And to put that in perspective, cult activity’s declining

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
YOU THINK YOU’RE CAUSING DAMAGE WITH YOUR VILE RHYMES? YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG
I’M NOT BEING RIPPED INTO BY THE MINDS BEHIND BIG CHUNGUS’ SONG
WHY AM I EVEN PIT AGAINST A SHITPOST ACCOUNT
WHEN YOU SIMPLY LET YOUR FANBASE DO THE WORK THEN REAP YOUR CLOUT
THEY WOULD ALL BE BETTER OFF ATTEMPTING MUSIC FOR A ROM HACK
I GIVE LIFEBLOOD TO WHAT'S FICTIONAL. YOU MIDI-SLAP THE NUTSHACK
SO NO TURNING BACK. YOU'VE ALREADY MADE YOUR DECISION
SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR DAYS WITHIN COPYRIGHT STRIKE PRISON

SiivaGunner:
Call you chaotic? Please! You wouldn’t last one minute where I fare
I know you love destruction, so how’s this for Your Best Nightmare?
And we all know your sadomasochism’s unprecedented!
If it weren’t for risk of CBT I’d see to it you’re ended
You’ve got a bubble more claustrophobic than meme culture you battle in
ZALGO be like “I’m charged guilty of several Rap Battle Sins”
So this is my Magnum opus, after God knows how long
Insert stupid-ass finisher, something something, ZALGONE!

ZALGO vs SiivaGunner. Rap Battle!

[HAPPY FIRST EVER RAP BATTLE DAY AND AFTER 10 MONTHS WELCOME BACK TO UNIVERSAL RAP BATTLES, THE SERIES THAT STARTED MY DEBUT IN THE RAP BATTLE COMMUNITY, PLEASE ENJOY! I LOVE YOU ALL!]

Vladimyr P. as Naruto Uzumaki
LAR80s as Son Goku

Demo: https://clyp.it/kybhm4rb?token=b0b6078a37f1fdb4a5bdbd707017ee91

(0:11) Naruto:
Hey Goku! I know you love your training but I’ll make this quick
I’ll make you Frieza (Freeze up) knowing that I could beat you with chopsticks
It’s like Ramen; your victory I devour
You’d be quite the vegetable if you didn’t have any superpowers
Saying your heart is pure? I have a special gift for you;
Here’s a restraining order for touching girls in the nude
You couldn’t blow up so to get out of your down fall
Watchu gonna do? Show me The Secret of your “Dragon Balls”?

(0:33) Goku:
That verse was Boruto.. no.. it was Naruto!
Either way, I need to teach this Orange Ranger how to flow!
Talk about restraining orders when you have a.. “Sexy Technique”?
I’ll beat this Peeping Tom so bad he’ll have another nose bleed
I’ll make this demo-graphic so you’ll fail like graduation
And out of determination my win’ll be Fun-imation
I see, you need a hand, but no plot armor can save you
You’re just a Shadow Clone of me Son; Goku!

(0:45) Naruto:
Look, another infant trying to cry for attention?
And I know I may be slow but you lack the comprehension;
Running into battles blindly not knowing what you’ll face 
So define me as a hero; topping your Manga; erased
I’m unpredictable; you couldn’t even make a FireFight
I mean, you’re just a spitting-image of your father, right?
I’m always Number One; It says so in the prophecy 
I’ll leave this wannabe dropped just like your quality

(1:16) Goku: ARGGGGGGGGG

(1:19) Nappa: Vageta, what does the scouter say about his power level?

(1:21) Goku: ARGGGGGG

(1:23) Vegeta: IT’S OVER 9000!

(1:25) Goku: ARGGGGGGGGGGGG

(1:26) Super Saiyan Goku:
I’m Super Saiyan, and I’m really sayin’ that I’m slayin this mic as your fame is fadin’
Your show is a flop, this is my win, I’m servin out hits to make your loss cannon
You think that Christ can save you from these bars of Ki?
Well then he really can’t save you from becoming a running meme
I’ll show this hyperactive Show Off how to really get the ratings up
You need to strengthen up and stop stealing from Pokèmon
I’ll make you Kakar-rot; a “prank” you couldn’t beat
Will end with the final episode and debut of your defeat

(1:48) Naruto:
You’re Super Sayin’ you can beat me? You don’t scare me in the slightest
Now you can tell me who is truly earth’s mightiest
Fly away on your Nimbus; you’re in the clouds, there’s no fighting this
Cuz after this you’ll end up like your grandpa; lifeless

(1:59) Super Saiyan Goku:
How dare you speak on Gohan when you’re tryna be edgy
You couldn’t best me when you’re stuck grieving the loss of Neji
Your confidence is bottomless; that’s something I adore
But in reality this is another date in which you couldn’t score


Light as Nappa
Viral as Vegeta


Writer: Vlad 
Beat Producer: Dave James of Audio Network
Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Naruto Uzumaki vs Son Goku. Universal Rap Battles

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cMkKEepQ3xXv3XDx1HB131LYzVIg0s26miWqgnSfjzQ/edit
Dani Frias as Happy Appy
Kamren the Person as Baldi
Written by MetaMachine, GamingPlush64, Bork, and Paige
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Tristan on the Track
Thumbnail by Paige
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Green Underdogs"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare your fangs"
Hope you all are having a good Rap Battle Day!!

Happy Appy vs. Baldi

Cast:
Ciaran as Principal Goodvibes (Billy and Mandy)
Mancha as Principal Skinner (The Simpsons)
Adam as Principal Strickland (Back To The Future)
Titanium as Principal Vernon (The Breakfast Club)
Jacob Rozay as Dean Pelton (Community)

Written by Ciaran McGinn
Beats by Kustom, Hollywoodlegend, and Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10wTanDEVDlKSWfphl-vYLPD9oUT_rN965iBbaHQB4Js/edit

Principal Skinner vs Principal Goodvibes - Rap Battle!

-Rap Music w/Explicit Content
-ERB Type Content
-Trippy Aesthetic

Naruto Uzumaki vs Son Goku. Universal Rap Battles

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