Hey Vlad would you mind if I asked for an instrumental ver.? That beat is sick too ngl

@vlad-vorland-productions Basically The Morning Show is based off a USA Cold War show creepypasta as the host slowly dies of hunger

I've been giving this battle a lot of plays and I honestly don't regret it 👌🏽😌

honestly this battle deserves more attention

I don't know anything about either character but this slaps good job Vlad

Mario '85 (PC Port) (Creepypasta) vs. Too Late.exe (Creepypasta)

the thing that wbkg say in the arabic lines is That's enough, I will finish you, God willing

it's my birthday woooooooo

Azia as Aya Drevis (Mad Father)
Light as Kazuya Mishima (Tekken)
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional writing help by JK03 and E Man
Mixed by Light
Beat by Trunxks 
Special thanks to Stofferex

Aya (0:13):
Father told me of a warrior, a once fierce-spirited youth
Who used to train with Jinpachi free from corrupt corporations 
He was raised then with compassion by a mother that her love abused 
Now he keeps his traumas locked away like a corpse in a basement!
Face it, you're a broken shell from all the scars you accumulated in the past
It’s Mad, how you’re pulling off all these strings on your son - no wonder you can’t be attached!
(Uh) You're cursed with a Rage Drive; all the hate, strife that you built up will not phase mine
For your dated franchise, spewing out the same plot ‘bout a bunch of lame guys always vying to take lives
Your fame cannot take flight, even sprouting wings
When it comes to frontrunners, they're crowning Jin (Ooh!)
Bad blood runs deep in the veins of your kin
Man, Ogre’s holy water could not cleanse your sins
Don’t even need a Mini Chainsaw for me to be offing this
Been dropping hits since 2012, you were just dropped off a cliff!

Kazuya (0:52):
A fight is about who is left standing, nothing else... 
But you best run away like you always do before this devil brings hell 
Beat me? I'll just come back like a Phoenix if you give me the drop 
You’re a bigger nuisance than Paul, BUT I WON’T LET THIS END IN A DRAW!
(AAAAARGH!) DON’T DARE TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU’RE PASSIVE 
(ARGH!) WHEN YOU SMITE CATS FOR SATISFACTION! 
(ARGH!) YOU WENT AND BURNED DOWN YOUR WHOLE MANSION
(ARGH!) BUT COULDN’T PACK FLAMES IN YOUR RAPPING!
(ARGH!) I SHOULD’VE BEEN GIVEN A CHALLENGE
(ARGH!) NOT A BLAND, PSYCHOPATHIC DISTRACTION! 
I LET MY FATHER DESCEND INTO A PIT
YOURS MADE YOU TAKE A DESCENT INTO MADNESS!
(ARGH!) Step to the Iron Fist? Don't try it, bitch!
Daddy made you a doll ‘cause you're fucking lifeless!
I'll come for your throat, leave you choking on your lines
But no pain could be true retribution for your crimes
Inducing ill patients to visit your clinic
So you can just kill ‘em and finish your twisted
endeavours to fulfill your promise to him?
Your victims aren't the only ones that are sick!

Aya (1:31):
I let my father do his work, but I just can't forgive your experiments 
Putting boxing gloves on dinosaurs, you call THAT the peak of science?

Kazuya (1:38)
Dealt with Dio, but I’ll be the one leaving you steamrollered
So go tell my son that on a track, “Dein Vater Mörder” (HA!)

Aya (1:45):
Mother told me that I shouldn't ever try to tell lies:
Her perfume couldn't even make your sweaty players smell nice!
Conditioned to be dauntless but you won't be when I fight you
If you wish to see the face of fear, look behind you…
You got a girl pregnant then left her rejected
Effective in violence? Only when it’s domestic!
Neglected since birth, man your torment is endless
No wonder you snapped worse than your mother’s neck did! (hehehe…)
Being strapped to a rocket’s the only time you'll take off 
What a tragic fate - the one person you loved wanted this total waste of space offed!

Kazuya (2:10):
Your own maid left you slain so she can stay as Alfred’s mistress
I joined the ranks of Smash, you can’t even lift your mother’s Spirits!
Shattered your humanity and morals when your father died
Now I'll make like Monika and DRAG YOU TO THE AFTERLIFE!
(evil laughter)

Aya Drevis vs Kazuya Mishima. SIR Rap Battles (ft. Azia & Light)

VinnyO as Baldi's Basics
Vladimyr P. as Hello Neighbor

Theodore Peterson:
This world can be a scary place, but who’s here to protect you?
When you’re locked in my basement. ‘Fore I leave this I expect to
Leave this bitch in ruins, thinking I would’ve let you win
But Baldi’s Basically a Pedo so who the hell would’ve let you in?
You’re out of pocket like pocket change
Your low budget shit can’t compare to my game
It’s so Unreal that I suspect
Your graphical errors’ are incorrect
There’s rumours this intruder’s claiming to be my ruler
I’m a bruiser ‘gainst this loser so now I can be your tutor
Taught to shove you in my locker, there’s no escape when I spit this hotter
To a degree where you’ll need a Doctor, where’s your scholar Wannabe Crocker?
I’ll bully Baldi’s weak techniques that keep players asleep
So it’s no wonder that you’re quite the Strangest Error From The Deep

Baldi:
There’s no rapping in my halls unless the teacher comes to spit
I’m iconic, it’s ironic; I’m the one the neighbor worships!
I heard why you rap that bad; you’re just a held-back senior student
And I’ll sweep you like the floors just to radiate my amusement
Bash your birthday with my words no need for stealth in this challenge
‘Fore you made many Grave Mistakes; no shiny quarter for your balance
When we’re playing hide and seek you better pack your bags and run
Cuz you’re so dumb I bet you think that 9+10 is 21!
Try out this rope for suspension so you can hang in detention
My bars hit harder than your car that will crash your perception
Of my demonic oppression so let me teach you a lesson
On how to rap a good verse like the high school obsession
And you’re in need of corrections as I stand high- on the spectrum
I spit a diss like the elements used to make an electrum
If a prepubescent teen is what you call a home invader
THEN GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN or you can say Goodbye, Neighbor

Theodore Peterson:
Son, I’d let you roam freely, but your entrapment is what Theoadores
so I’ll board up the doors to leave your whole corpse a blood and gore galore on the floor
And Sure, you had some fame, how strange, that’s something I can’t fathom
Baldi’s Basics Plus the remakes now that Hallways equals a BadSum!

Baldi:
This “Alpha Male’s” the Beta version drizzled in despair
Because your win’s nowhere just like my hair, ain’t that your Waking Nightmare?
Your wife is flying high, I know that damage cannot be undone
But the reason you got ghosted; was your Millimeter Peter, son!

Written by: Vlad
Beat Producer: Prod. Brutal
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Baldi's Basics vs Hello Neighbor. Sinister Rap Battles

no more logo but this is clean tho!

RNG as Madara Uchiha
Snakebite126 as Frieza

Beat Prod. by: InsaneBeatz
Written by: Danii
Additional Writing Help by: King Mewtwo
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: JK03

Lyrics:

Madara:
Weakness disgusts me, so if you’re my foe, trust me
I’ll make sure that my plan of peace will get on you and just cease
Must mean that you’re out the picture, five foot, won’t need no high force
So if you’re gonna slash me, it’ll last as long as you as a cyborg
Wake up to reality, to think you’ll battle me
How flattering, end that journey and spew blood on that battle scene
You’re half of me, I’ll wipe out all Shinobi that can swarm
You’ll just get your ass beat saying “this isn’t even my final form”
What’s this fetus fighting for? Other than some racism
I’m a one man army, you’re out here running a slave system
Facing up, this alien knows I squash the beef
While you say sus stuff like to Goku talkin’ bout “oh, you could grind meat”

Frieza:
Stupid monkey, don’t make me debunk your raps
I’ll ignore that, and have to show you this was your bad
Go start another war that you’ll have to revive after one blow
Pathetic, what you think is cool’s a normal thing in my show
I’m just destroying planets as a hobby, you barely succeed to invade one
Could practically raise ya’, 
Then you won’t have to bitch about how you too evil to be Hokage, son
Which is dumb in itself, if they saw me, they’d have you canned
The solar system lookin up and down at me, so fuck that whole Eye of the Moon Plan
Too sad, don’t mix up my beliefs and go and guess
It’s more suspicious you rockin’ Senju’s face all on your chest, ha
I leave a mark, so disregard any of your missed remarks
You dreamin’ like them to think your disses hard, 
The most this old fart can make is a filler arc

Madara:
And I bet that shit paced faster than anything you featured in
This spoiled brat’s really treating my better dubs as a fever dream
And I ain’t talkin your actors that make you sound like a whole lame joke
But don’t worry, kid, after this, you got a reason to chainsmoke
You look like a rejected Pokemon, you’ll hold no award
It’s okay, Mewtwo, Magikarp also got a golden form
Damn, and I thought this freezer would know a thing or two about ice
But it’s like when you were fuckin’ with Jiren
Your poor roasts will get smacked with what I’mma write
Yuh, I already saw the fact that you’re not coming near us
The God of Destruction title’s already thrown to Beerus

Frieza:
Don’t get scared now, you lookin’ pale like you was runnin’ the Six Paths
Got no quick jabs, relying on body parts so I could deal with your weak ass
Don’t forget that, there’s a reason why Death’s in all of my moves and forms
And it’s not because both your clans lived shorter than the Ginyu Force
It’s a bore, the fact that you’re an Uchiha’s already its own L
I’d rather have my ass stay in that cocoon than go through 10 minutes of your hell
That got me laughing, not even the main villain of the show
Probably why Zetsu saw all your plans and went “uh, no”
I’m tired of these lower lifeforms thinking that they’re greater
So with this beam, you’ll wish I was Hashirama and go deal with you later

Madara Uchiha vs. Frieza - #16

ENNWAY as NFTs

RNG as The Black Market

Written by Pixel Chris, ENNWAY, and Dilly!

Mixed by ENNWAY 

Beat by Anywaywell 

Thumbnail by Commander Jacob

NFTs:
Hey I'm an NFT and I'm slaying this entity 
Whose whole play is to peddle these unobtainable amenities 
To assailants and enemies 
But the greater of dangers over those crazy ass felonies is you're lame and don't get any fucking ladies
I'm killing you like Silk Road 
‘Cause now your bills are due buddy, and you can't swindle those
You're killing civilians and still praising that your the best
You're the worst black mask wearing cunt I've seen since Kayne West
I'd like to pick apart the brain of your forefather Tor's creation
'Cause either they tried restoring the glory, the culmination
Of all of the web's amazement, or wanted to leave a crater
And ruin its reputation years later!

The Black Market:
Hey numbnuts, nice cryptobro, did you get it in a Yacht Club?
Cause your financial decisions are making you look washed up
you're the prey in my dark web, got me hunting now 
they ask me how my flows low brow, cause I'm underground
I’m used to dealing with all kinds of fucked up junkies
But even their smart enough not to drop a bank account on Monkeys
Your cult-y followers are bitchless, Gary should get some Vee
So lame you made a pussy out of D-O-Double G
Storing more drugs than a Rite Aid, you know I’m about that
Scrolling through Reddit ain’t exactly a career path
You’re still spreading on Twitter, your sweaty nerds need to cut back
So come over here and suck on my Non Fungible Nut Sack!

NFT:
What are you selling? Gas station weed? I don’t think your joints hit
Inventing ways to take down this bitch, like I Doge-coined it
This crypto empire is unstoppable, its never gonna end
All I need to do to stop you is snitch to the feds-AAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Black Market:
Nah, I don’t think that’s gonna happen
I bounce back like the rubber band my money’s wrapped in
Just like the computers you use, your efforts are a power waste
Cause this battle deemed you worthless, just like a copy paste

NFTs vs The Black Market - Hip Hop Hassles

ENNWAY! as The Slender Man
Vladimyr P. as SCP-173

The Slender Man:
I can’t believe they put a shmuck in the stone age to face this
My Arrival will be brutal if you think you can resist
Dressed with the slickest outfit- you’re just a game design gimmick
While I’m already primed and ready to rid 91 of inanimate mimics (HA)
The stakes are high, go find my pages; brace to die
Haters break in Slender’s Wake so go back to your place and cry
When I’m a bit further away then you can try hard to escape
But your status is as good as static cuz your bars are half-baked

SCP-173:
I thought I was the statue but that flow was dried out
But why bother trying to spit when you don't even have a mouth?
Fuck the D class, your rapping's worth an F, when I am generous
I roll with well made anomalies, your fanbase are degenerates!
I raise hairs on people's heads, because they know their neck is fucked
While you've got people raising voices thinking their machine's defunct!
You cause death upon sight? I guess your movie fits a little then
But I leave belittled kid's tales brittle, right down to their bitter end

The Slender Man:
Try that mouth line again, and since you're talking out your ass-
When I'm done with you there'll be a second time you've bit the grass
Spitting slendersick, so you could only win by proxy
And even as a statue, you lack stone-cold bars to rock beats
Teleport into your cell simply to leave this Peanut cracked
Although your lyrics are such trash it’s barely worth it to [REDACT]
Not even worth a Euclid class, photosensitive to bars
That make it clear that you’re forever stuck exactly where you are!

SCP-173:
You tried to snap back with wack raps, but flinched and broke your lines
So now I’m spitting with such illness; call me 049
Got the bars inside the chamber; you’re shooting blank like your face is
No matter what the case is you’ll be trapped in my containment
You’ll be seen cut in this cutscene no static screen could rattle me
Tried to battle me but it’s so obscene that you’re a Grosse Mann grooming pre-teens
You’re poorly proportionate with the purpose left unknown
For your childish games, so BEN’s not the only thing you’ve blown.

Written and Mixed by Vlad and ENNWAY!
Beat Produced by Dansonn
Cover Art Made by Vlad

The Slender Man vs SCP-173. Sinister Rap Battles

Hello everyone and welcome to the premiere of Reboot Rap Battles! The series where we take iconic matchups and put our own spin on it! In this premiere episode, we have the personifications of two of the most polarizing concepts in internet culture, Cryptocurrency and Astrology!

Zagranis as Astrology Girl
JustGamer as Cryptobro
Written by JustGamer and Zagranis
Beat Produced by 2Deep
Beat Arranged by Zagranis
Mixed by Zagranis
Cover art by Zagranis
Art by Grenade
Logo by Commander Jacob

Cryptobro:
Rolling in dough, rolling in with hoes, yea you know it’s the CRYP-TO-BRO
Mess with me then you’ll end up like an NFT, this bitch I’ll own 
Worth pennies when we started, now topping the stock market, I’ll kick your ass next
Cause who’s dumb enough to base their personality on when their parents had sex??

Astrology Girl:
In all of my years looking up at the stars, didn’t think I’d be battling this
Chronically online manchild who spends stacks on stacks for some chimps
Take a glimpse at your impending loss hun, it’s all in the cards
If you wanna alienate follow daddy musk all the way to fucking mars

Cryptobro:
While you were claiming your view’s ethereal, I’m out here making my Ethi real 
So let’s quit the talk of that cheesy spiel 
I’m on that grinding mindset with my time spent finding what will rise high next
So don’t end up surprised if I’m taking over the world wide web 
While you’re sitting around waiting for the universe to be in your favor
Crying to your friends like: “It’s Virgo season, not my fault I’m a hater!”
Don’t need to trace a shape to dictate your fate, I can end you with one dope line
Now watch as the star girl shoves crystals up where the sun don’t shine

Astrology Girl:
Your currency’s basis lacks information
My planets are lining up in formation

Cryptobro:
Bitch lemme know who the fuck asked
For you to talk about a lack of facts

Astrology Girl:
Sit back, relax, breathe, let the normie get it out of his system
He doesn’t realize what he’s doing is wrong, so let me list ‘em
NFTs are the enviroment’s cancer, a pfp for out of touch actors
Don’t think I’ve seen a single thing sadder, online you’re a god, real life you’re a slacker
I spend my life, helping people find their inner strength and improve their lives
You peddle lies, but don’t realize, you’re bringing the world to its demise
Spending hours mining the blockchain, trying his best to wisecrack haters
All to childishly defend some dated pixel art, like a Minecraft player! 

Cryptobro:
You’re fucking obnoxious, do all Aries need to act so defiant?  
You can try to deny it but there’s only proof for one of us rooted in science
I’m science fiction, your science is fiction, don’t you get it? You’ll always be wrong 
So yea check the profile pic, the shape says it all, you’re Hexa-gone

Astrology Girl:
This basic sigma male is truly token, but you’ve got no worth even in an arcade 
So insignificant, you could take a page from me and listen to what the stars say 
When you’re laying down, broke and in debt, wondering what went wrong with your life
From the beginning you were destined to fail, you should’ve taken the signs

Cryptobro vs Astrology Girl

VIDEO COMING SOON!

Jenni No Mercy as Bendy
https://soundcloud.com/user-246183970

Matt Raichous as The Tar Monster
https://www.youtube.com/@TheMattRaichous

Written and Directed by Quizzique
https://www.youtube.com/@Quizzique
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
https://www.youtube.com/@FreshyKanal
Art by BMB
https://twitter.com/mynameBMB
Beat prod. by Anywaywell

~~LYRICS~~

Bendy (0:11):
Well, howdy there! And welcome to the picture show!
It’s me, the heart and soul from the minds of Joey Drew’s studio!
We’ve got a special guest today, no need to be alarmed,
Yes, though fear’s what Mr Stoner wants to bring, he’s truly harmless!

Let’s dive into attempted offenses that this guy tried to enact
You’ll find he posed no real threat, it was himself he kidnapped!
Golly, the treasures of Byzantius were his to withdraw
But he got blown out into a bubble, call that the final straw

Tar Monster (0:34)
You think you’ve got me figured out, exposed me like a Turkish drought?
You ain’t considered the clout that I’ve got within this pictured bout
Without a doubt you’re no angel just based on how you were revived
My biggest crime’s taking the gold while your studio’s taking lives

This inky imp from the abyss got nothing on the depths I dwell
The monster from the tar lake’s dragging you back to the pits of Hell
I only need one eye to see deception from afar, fool
Your creator forged a lie, while I’m thinking with tar pools

Bendy (0:55)
Wow, you sure did spit some heat, you clearly have some well-oiled rhymes
Maybe it’s all that liquid tar making you boil alive!
I’ve seen creepier things in your series of various kinds
I think theMeatly would enjoy your Turkey stereotypes!

It’s ironic that a stoner and his dog
Beat a Stoner in his bog who’s more forgotten than the Glob
Now you should never have fought against the mighty Ink Demon
‘Cause all I’d need is an extinguisher to see this thief freezin’

Tar Monster (1:18)
You’re faker than a cardboard cutout, think this should be captured
I’d love to see the outcome, but we’d need another chapter
Your storyline is fractured by the filler on the screen
They must be talking merch when they said “Build up our machine”

Your show had ended, then like a frame it got drawn out
Creators more devout than Sam Lawrence, what the Sheep Song’s about
Now your ink has dried, your studio and machine broke
Thanks for tuning in at home, but for this devil, that’s all, folks

Bendy Vs The Tar Monster | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #4 (feat. Jenni No Mercy and Matt Raichous)

This battle is SICK!!!
Danii as Dr. Mario
Chao as Plague Inc.
Beat produced by Kes Loy (Audio Network)
Written by Trakked, JaCoN
Mixed by Danii
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Plague Inc: 
I’ve been evolving around, plaguing millions
Bodies are found as they try and save their children and 
Barge into their systems and I go and take the witnesses
I'm turning worlds red, you're dealing with fake sicknesses
You better listen to this, I am a Bio-Weapon
I simply need to exist to have you die in seconds
Lowering the bar with your grimey type of Tetris
And you call me a pest when you made puzzles an infestant
And normally I’d thank you since you’re killing people for me
Not from anything gory, but ‘cause you’re boring
They had enough of the same game and realized you were crap
The reason I’ve been doing well is ‘cuz I know how to adapt
You're incompetent if you think you can stop this with soap
This doctor’s prolly following the Hypocritic Oath!
And I’m hoping that you choke so my.. symptoms unfurl
Then I’ll shut your body down like Dr. Mario World

Dr. Mario: 
Walk into my office; now here’s what I’ll prescribe
Judging from your rhymes, you will get a dose of 8 lines
You’d need cheats to beat me and even at that,
I wouldn’t even need a mask to flee a sneeze from this hack
I will silence this virus violently with my mega-vitamins
Try me, I'l pin my win right on the wall like my license is
Been fighting since 1990, I won't die from your scenarios
Your mindless writing's incurable. Signed by Doctor Mario.

Plague Inc: 
Must've doctored your doctorate, cuz your rhymes are so cheap
I wouldn't be surprised if you were on the run from the police!
Anesthetics? Nah, I'm putting you under now
Imma turn your Mushroom Kingdom to a mushroom cloud

Dr. Mario: 
I don't see the appeal, are your players popping pills, too?
No medicine required, all I'd need to do is bill you
Pretty clear that you’re desperate with your microtransactions
And your prices might be what you should divide into fractions
I’ll thrash this virus in a trash bin in order to stop its spread
Your fans must have necrosis, because they’re the walking dead
And yes! I’ve found the cure! So now, I’ll make you sure
That I will shut the door on all your blood and gore
You’re merely a bacterium, acting all high and mighty
I don’t see why people fear you when you’re relatively tiny
And I’d use sanitizer and my boot to leave you crushed
Here’s a headline; Plague Inc is officially defunct


Plague Inc. vs Dr. Mario - Rap Cypher #32

Vladimyr P. as This Man
LastSmileLost as The Girl in The Photograph

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
THIS.. MAN..
AGAINST
THE GIRL IN THE PHOTOGRAPH…

This Man:
What’s a pretty lame little lady like you doing in my dreamscape?
In reality, I would swipe right if I wanted an edate!
But I'm raw doggin’ the beat. Like being tied up? I’ll have ya hung!
It’s No wonder No-one ever saw This Woman after you ask if you can JPEG ‘em!
Turn that smile upside down you freak- cuz mine will spread the word
That you’re not what the world revolves around, to me, that’s quite absurd!
Are you Bi-Polaroid? Or did my burns make you too hot to notice
That your win is out of reach so, girl, that must be out-of-focus!
Wow, I wonder how you got the readers raising eyebrows
Since no one knows you, I’ll black and whitewash your fame out
This Photo-ho will be grayed out then fade out 
with no climax for this graph, so many grave doubts that you can’t count!

The Girl:
  *nails scratch*
Unlike me that verse ain’t beautiful

  *nails scratch*
Your hairline recedes as usual

  *nails scratch
I’m absolutely irresistible

  *nails scratch*
  But I’ll make the life you live so miserable!
cuz your romance is hopeless! Couldn’t keep a Guerilla grip on it!
But bud, it’s really bad Marketing for a simp bitch to be lacking an upper lip!
Just put on a fedora since like your hair, you’re at a loss!
Because those lines were Capricorn-y so you need to use some dental floss!
it seems that you’re a fiend for tryna raise your self esteem
Oh how unfortunate that no one’s seeing you up in their wet dreams
It doesn’t take a post from Reddit to know that you ain’t shit
And to dominate this woman you’d need a glitch in the matrix!

This Man:
Wasted screen time with a shitty verse so I’ll set an example;
You’re never too hot to handle but I’ll leave your eggs scrambled
It’s no wonder you're mid; tried to be a snow bunny’s sunny side
Thinking that you’re Victorious? She-devil must be dummy.. fried!
You’re left with teary eyes- since you can’t do what eerie did
Angel will now see the lime-light cuz she’s on her photoperiod!
I’m known across the ‘net although I’m left a lonely man..
The only time you’re relevant is when you’re in the hands of OnlyFans!

The Girl:
The OnlyFans This Man’s got were the poster boys’ I put in the morgue
bro, this horror whore is horrible but I’m still bloody and gorge

This Man:
Your kill count is lower than your standards for sound
So you have lost like your virginity when it was never found!

The Girl:
I manifested you’d lose cuz I brain-washed an Average Joe
Ironic that you’re not ahead; but I’ll still hack, sever, and scrap a foe
to throw away this trash that has arose so I suppose that shows
Your wet bed flows exposed you bro 
so I now know of your fetish Pho-toes!

This Man:
I’ll make ya trip, although, that might be in your interest
You’re whippin’ bars watered down like you found them off of Pinterest!
Pulled the diss-cord insta-ntly I Chat to Snap in rap, you’re cringe
So say Sorry to this man and go find a match you’ll win on Hinge

The Girl:
Lowkey, that verse was cursed but it didn’t hurt so I’ll murk you
but two can’t be seen in dreams if you’re up way past your curfew
I am not DTF, but god, it’s my ill luck that I’ve met this cuck
I’ll add to my body count when you’re star-struck by a truck!

*The Girl Holds up Three Fingers in photo*

Written by: Vlad
Additional Writing Help by: CyanVtuber & RNG
Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Ever Dream This Man? vs The Girl in The Photograph. Sinister Rap Battles

IcerM as Max Headroom Incident
Vladimyr P. as Wyoming Incident

PROLOGUE:
Anchor (Light): A Tornado just formed in west side of the community.. seems it’s quiet the Frenzy out here.. oh wait.. never mind, we’re good.. uh.. Anyways, now to Dustin with the news about ERB, Dustin?

Anchor (Dustin): Thank you, Light. It has been confirmed that ERB will SR-be returning in 2018….(cut off)

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bFGrbyEatEpCOqOVKY7KpTXK17JmX3USsTbAp2BMki4

EPILOGUE:
Anchor (Dustin): If you’re wondering what just happened, ...so are we..

Writers: Will, 8_Bit, Ryan Tillotson, and Vlad
Cover Art made by: Brodecai
Audio Mixed by: Vlad
Beat Produced by: Audio Network
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Karaoke: https://picosong.com/w2faw/
Flow Test: https://picosong.com/w2ria

Max Headroom Incident vs Wyoming Incident. Sinister Rap Battles

Max Headroom Incident vs The Wyoming Incident. Sinister Rap Battles

Vladimyr P. as The Morning Show
Brodecai / Light as Where Bad kids go

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
THE MORNING SHOW
AGAINST
WHERE BAD KIDS GO
BEGIN!

(0:20) The Morning Show Host:
Warm summer air, cameras on, and now we’re live
It’s a shame you have to watch me Host a Host that’ll die
Rage a war on this Arab ‘cuz there’s no use for you this Era
Cuz he’s trash from the past so stay woke America
Good Morning to you sir but I’m hoping to make it worse
Murders are very common so try not to spit a Bad verse
Your penalty's real pretty; using kids is quite opprobrious
(Clears throat) so any last words for the audience?

(0:41) Where Bad Kids Go Host:
Did it take you more than a decade to come up with “good-ish” punchlines? 
So turn on the Lights, I’ll give you fright, so keep your opened eyes
Now stare into the Camera I want some sort of reaction
When I break you into fractions ‘cuz the viewers want some Action!
Think outside of the Box Television, your death on the set is what I envisioned
Script is written, keep you imprisoned, warning: my rules are stricken
There is nobody hearing you knock (knock) our runtime is on the clock (tock)
Leave ya screamin’ (ahhh!) as I’ll keep the door locked.. (click) 

(1:02) The Morning Show Host:
Wonderful News! Victory’s a colorful view!
I’m kind of hungry.. so I eat disses you spew!
I mean, you’re quite predictable, the Trollpasta’s where you belong
And God said that you would win? It’s too bad that he was wrong...

(1:12) Where Bad Kids Go Host:
You’ll have a really Bad Morning cuz I’m one you cannot push through
I’ll be raisin’ up the views; you bit off more than you can CHEW
So I’ll rehab this russian, if he ever misbehaves
Tried to snack on raps I’m packing ..but you should be much afraid..

(1:22) The Morning Show Host:
I would never be afraid of what’s behind your door!
Even if it’s something scary and my guts spill on the floor!
There’s no escaping this place; that’ll make you scared of your fate
Locked behind closed gates; where there is no need for FAITH
Spread the fire from my mouth to burn you down with your studio
And you’re so bad with your flow so you should be where the kids go
New discovery in ‘53, I got the lock’s key
I don’t need food to spit, even if I am so hungry... 

(1:44) Where Bad Kids Go Host:
(UGH) Then you can starve to death, you ungrateful brat!
You can’t hide under your blanket from my Arabian format!

The Morning Show Host:
I-
                                                                      
Where Bad Kids Go Host:
هذا يكفي ، سأنتهي منك إن شاء الله
I see the vision on the tele so come at me little fella
Tried to spit a Cold War but I strike down the weak
Speaking evil into Caged Mics’ with no face that you can leak
Go outside, yell a few times, and you’ll be left in submission
Leave ya’ behind in history with no final transmission.

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RA-

Writers: Vlad and Brodecai
Beat Producer: The Unbeatables
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Brodecai
Old Cover Art Made by The Supah Master

The Morning Show vs Where Bad Kids Go. Sinister Rap Battles

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