Jenni No Mercy as Ed
RaccoonBroVA As Sheen

Beat by Tristan
Written by Jenni No Mercy
Mixed by Raichous
Thumbnail by Tony Rigatoni
Additional Help By Raichous 


SHEEN
You wanna face the Sheen-ster? Well he can be quite mean, sir!
With disses that hit harder than both Kevin and your sister!
I’m stopping world destruction, you can’t find cash for sugar
I wouldn’t even pick you if you were the last booger!
You wanna step up, chump? I got the Eye of the Tiger!
Don’t need the Candy Maker for me to spit fire!
Because Estévez gets the best of this!
You’d need your elevator to get your bars higher!
Hated by your whole town, every scam causing drama
So Lumpy, lame and soft, Carl thought you were a llama!


ED
I’m up against the best dummy from Nicktoons? Fantastic!
It’s great to finally meet the gu- Oh wait, you’re not Patrick!
I am the Ed-est of the Eds! Face Monobrow? You’re dead, man.
Your jokes remind me of Double D: Boring and dead pan!
Ed is a monster, you’re just a castaway
Without your luck? You wouldn’t last a day.
Gave you a spinoff, left fans of the past ashamed
Act like you’re Jimmy ‘cause You Gotta Blast away!
Run back scared to Retroville! The Ed boy gives a lickin’
But I'll still have a soft spot for you: I love CHICKENS!

SHEEN

That's the best you got? That backfired like Eddy wrote it!
You must’ve swallowed a jawbreaker, Ed, because you’re choking!
I thought Dimsdale was 2D, but nothing compares to the Cul-de-sac
Your friends wanna take a page from Plank: their personalities are flat!
For all the girls you loved before? You never had a chance with them
Meanwhile I’d risk my life for Libby, and still make time to dance with them
The Big Picture is, your show blows! You couldn’t be more dreary!
You winning this fight is just as likely as The Purgatory Theory!


ED
Do not taunt the Claw! I’ll beat you in a jiffy!
Can I break tracks like I break houses? You bet your sweet bippy!
I just wanna be everyone’s chum, but your voice I just can’t stand
You’re less of an Ultra-lord and more of a Junk Man!
With Chunky bars, I’m Puffed up! Winning is a piece of cake! 
I’m rising high above you: 5’9” give or take!
Don’t need a pebble in my shoe for my raps to get crazy!
I’m done with this no neck chump. I got the gravy!

Ed Vs. Sheen(Prod. By Tristan)

New Season, New Vibes, New Battle! Today we have the 46th and current President of the United States, Joe Biden, pitted against old time folklore myth, Sandman! Enjoy!

CAST:
Zawesome as Joe Biden
Commander Jacob as Sandman

LYRICS:
JOE BIDEN:
Why is it that Joe Biden’s the first in his family
That’s forced into battling this fantasy, it’s a tragedy
But actually, I’ve faced bigger travesties in my past
Now Catholic Jack is taking America back, en masse
Ole Ole (Ole Ole), gettin’ intimate real slowly
Creepin’ kids right on their beds, that’s some malarkey, holy moly
I’m running laps (running tracks), around your ass, I’m a machine
And sleepy wants to beat me? In your dreams
But there’s a gleam brighter than my teeth when I talk to’em (talk to’em)
I inspire hope with a speech when I talk to’em (talk to’em)
What I brought to’em, taught to’em, vaccines, baby
All you do is put a crowd to sleep when you talk to’em 

SANDMAN:
Let me keep a close eye on your lines- now wait a minute
I think I’ve heard that verse before, it’s a bit kinning Kinnock innit
Step to the dream emcee, *stretch* I’ll go ham then
Run a track around me? *yawns* Let’s Go Brandon
I ain’t creepy, I’m calmin’, coolin’, soothin’ the juvenescence 
The iridescent candescent rapper spittin’ with efflorescence
Status Quo Joe, throwin’ stones, makin’ claims, but the film shows
With him rubbin’, perusin’, droolin’ over the adolescence
I’ma need ya to kill the hypocrisy, rampant in your democracy
Stop saying what you’re gonna do and fight for what you’re promising
Cu-Cu–Cu–Cu-Cuz you? You’re old news
Your sun is setting like the dude who came before you

JOE BIDEN:
What’s with that sluggish verse, you gotta clap back better
Because comparing you and me, I simply Build Raps Better
And Ole look it just takes a little time to get things moving
I’m tryin’ to bring us all together, get this nation improving
Unlike that immature adult, insecure asshole
Droppin’ 80 mill, got his ass out of the capitol
Droppin’ 2 trill, Scranton’s top office celebrity
Your office topped 300 mill, we dropped it from our memories 

SANDMAN:
Shhh, I think it’s time for you to go to sleep
Wanna be Roosevelt, but you can’t help being a sheep
To Chuck and Nancy, can’t stand on your own cuz you’re weak
Your only droppin’ promises Joe, now your futures looking bleak
But go on about the hope from your out of touch ticket
That’s great Joe, you did it, now do something with it

Beat By: Dansonn
Mixed By: Musiclide
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Joe Biden Vs Sandman | Gridline Rap Battles Season 3

Me as everyone
Mixed and mastered by me
Instrumental by Epistra
Cover art by Fightmarker

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qj4Z87NO63IzS1FtscMXHACpO4Bd7owkKaflX1wH7gA/edit?usp=sharing

Ghostface vs Baldi. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

JustGamer as Scott the Woz
RaccoonBroVA as Nitro Rad 
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional writing help by Gizmo, JustGamer, TheDangerStranger and JK03 
Chiseled by Tommy Salommy
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat arrangement + Additional instruments by Glitch
Cover art by M!CAH

Scott the Woz (0:13):
Hey all, Scott here and- aww shit, it's you again
The guy who makes up for the dent in his wallet by chasing YouTube trends 
It's true he tends to bash on Jimmy Neutron with his “Rad” takes
But he couldn't make his sub count take off even if he used AdSpace!
Serve a square in a rap like a Wendy’s Employee
Reviewing games nobody knows? Man, you bore me!
Your content’s shovelware I’d find on the Wii 
Viewers digging through garbage: Bubsy 3D
Oh please, those tweets are a pain to read through
Nobody loves you - I should call you the Wii U!
Push my buttons and you're taking Ls
Like you played Amiibo Festival, ring a bell?
You graduated film school and acquired a lot of debt for your loans 
I spent my dough better on piles of Chips Ahoy for a joke!
Parodied the Andre show (Oh!)
But your humour just lacked taste though (Oh!)
The second channel you own (Oh?)
That shit absolutely BLOWS! (OHH!)

Nitro Rad (0:54):
For a guy who hates Breath of the Wild, I thought you'd spit more bitter
Now I'm taking over this battle like it's your Twitter
Screaming over Chibi-Robo, no surprise you're the Nerd’s successor
But you can't really write so you’ll just border lines forever (Ayy!)
You're a wannabe sitcom, with no budget
So just like your little dumb beard, you should cut it (Oh!)
No one wants to watch a video ‘bout the box
If you're Wozniak, Scott, then I'm Steve Jobs!
It's a Bargain Bin Christmas, the way you litter your vids with
Shitty skits that are just witless; my guy, there's no way you'll win this
Cause I'm Nitro Rad! (Yeah!) Killing this YouTube game better than you have
Musically amateur with the crap you sang, go and ask Brady if I make a funnier short film than you can!
And you pack no beef, makes sense you hang with vegans
But it's not the first time that I'm leaving Mario players beaten! (Yeah!)

Scott the Woz (1:35):
Are my tastes just bad? Am I the one to blame?
Or is it that James’ vids are DUMB and LAME?
Got my skits to TV, there’s like nothing that I can’t do
Took over JonTron on Reddit, you can't even crush an Ant, Dude!
This Rayman fan couldn't hope to disarm me
Content so repetitive, like Wii’s iCarly!
You'd only get by selling out with shirts
While I support a good cause when I'm dishing out merch!
It's Awesome, Baby, how you keep striving to prove your worth
But the only time you'd break a leg is with the Madden curse!

Nitro Rad (2:03):
Sure, you landed on TV but don't forget how it all happened
Only managed to gain traction through the shoutouts that you salvaged
I'll go Zip Lash at a has-been showered in copies of Madden
Let me spit facts: this rap is just like Tinder, we're no match, bitch!
I'll be Fatally Framed for this beating I'm giving; I've been Breaking Boundaries while you're shilling Gex
Your panel is something I couldn't attend even if you stopped acting like a nervous wreck
Unlike your virginity, Scott, you’ve lost this battle (Oh!)
So go ahead and suck my floppy Fortnite dick, asshole!

Scott the Woz vs Nitro Rad. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. RaccoonBroVA & JustGamer)

Welcome to the bonus scene! Today after a long wait, we have the frantic inventor from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Flint Lockwood, against the enigmatic, recluse candy maker, Willy Wonka! Enjoy!

CAST
Snakebite126 as Flint Lockwood
Zawesome as Willy Wonka

LYRICS
Lockwood:
Um… I’ve never been in a rap battle before. Are there rules?
I just gotta build a verse? Alright, I have the tools
Writing (Ay), rhyming (Ay), flowing (Ay), dissing (Ay)
Lab coat: on! Your style? Missing! (Ay)
You got candy raps, Reese’s Pieces. I drop hot dogs, you’re still the bigger weenie
With those kids up your fudge pipe, It’s not charming; its creepy (Ew)
You’re a boring old man, trapping children is how you get your kicks off
Trying to scare life lessons into people like a Diabetic Jigsaw
I created an island and an ecosystem science has never had before
You emptied out a colony to work in your dollar candy store
Sparking flames, ‘cause Flint’s lit, your darkest days ain’t hit yet
Since my flow brings floods harder than spies into your business

Wonka:
When I see a mic, like my cane, I grip this. Pardon as I limp in to spit this
DJ Loompa, drop the beat. Let’s see just how much young Flint has bitten
I’m so high up on the food chain, it’s like I’m fizzy liftin’
Watch me drop these Wonka Bars, and all of them have a golden ticket
You couldn’t step to me with spray-on-shoes, while this magnate's earning millions
But your disses were bigger embarrassments than the Party-in-the-Box incident
Here’s an urgent news report: I gave your girl one or two calls
Forecast for your bedroom: Cloudy with a Chance of Blue Balls

Lockwood:
Here’s the cheese: I couldn’t be any grater, I’m serving you, call me your waiter
‘Cause for dope rhymes I’m known to cater, I’ll slip you the Bill for being such a Hader
I’ve invented something better than a not-so-great glass elevator
The Flint Lockwood Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Flow Replicator
Needed to find a successor before you bit the dust, may I give a suggestion
How about you hop on my dad’s boat if you wanna fish for attention
I’ll leave your head spinning like a tornado of spaghetti
I’d invent a way to limit your words, but your dad did that already

Wonka:
(Slowly ramps up speed)
There’s no earthly way of knowing, why you think you’re good at flowing
Only nowhere’s where you’re going, you’re sinking when the boat is rowing 
Ducked out for your idol, left your friends feeling betrayed
But realistically, who looks up to a guy named Chester, anyway?
25 years of failure, you think one success made you clever, kid?
But no, it’s fine that your machine worked harder than you ever did
How could your town ever succeed when your income is sardines
If you could give a monkey speech, it shouldn’t be that hard-- Steve!
Throw mommy’s lab coat in the trash. Oh how you’ve disgraced her
You get nothing, you failed, you lose, Good Day Sir! 

Lockwood:
Well wait just a minu-

Wonka:
I SAID GOOD DAY!

Art by Valonide
Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Flint Lockwood Vs Willy Wonka | GridLine Rap Battles Bonus

Azia as Lofi Girl 
RaccoonBroVA as Kousei Arima
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Light
Beat by Epistra
Cover art by M!CAH
Art in Cover Art by Charles Draws

Lofi Girl (0:13)
Uh, could you quiet down please? I'm trying to revise
At least so I can put my mind to writing lines to fight this guy
I'd turn my headphones up a little to drown out your music
But it's useless when you'd do it to yourself, all 'cause your trauma's ruthless! 
(Hit it)
You really just don't know when to quit it
With living in the past like a haunted spirit
As a child, your skill built you a positive image
But you tore it apart in your music exhibit
It took a dying girl to push your limits
But you didn't wanna pay her visit
When she fought for her life with her failing condition
Just 'cause you were jealous of her friend, what a dimwit
My pen game’s divine, man, check my assignments 
A's all around, you fall flat in the C (sea) that you're trapped in
Your whole life, you've come across violence/violins
Both from the love and the mom which you're lacking 
Face the facts, kid, your existence is tragic, you get beaten up everywhere you go  
And gave your fans a sour taste in their mouths, like you just played them one of your notes

Kousei (0:54):
I often feel trapped, yes, but you're no exception 
Forced to listen to the same songs on repeat 24/7
I can sense the torment in you, your soul’s gradually decaying
Even I don't suffer that much from the music I've been playing (Uh)
You're counterproductive, waving a pen back and forth will not get you the grades that you strive for
None of the tests you've prepared and revised for could compare to all the demons that I've fought
Sleep, you're deprived of, while I am simply unrivaled if we talk musical style
The pianist idol, you just sit idle slaving away with your notes in a cycle
Took over ChilledCow’s channel but you ain't got any beef
You're telling me this Miyazaki reject is my enemy?
Quit selling me your vinyls with recycled compositions
Jade, don't mess with me - in song I'm known to crush my opposition! (Ohhh!)

Lofi Girl (1:36):
I'm taking notes, you can't hear ‘em; to Ryota, you're an interference 
Between him and the girl that you're missing, lied to up until her disappearance 
Feared you couldn't play like you once did; fell from the pedestal that people put you on
No wonder you kept beating yourself up with such an abusive mom 
Don't you get it, Kousei? It's your fate 
Everyone that you love’s being taken away
Couldn't find time with Tsubaki to play
‘Cause you were too busy getting slapped in the face (Ay!)
I can see why you and Kaori match
You're the brains to her brawn ‘cause a brain’s what she lacks
Nothing measures up to the scale of your strife;
All the joy that you’ve felt were short-lived like her life

Kousei (2:02):
I've been taught by the best to not do my worst
And I've caught the attention of all to my work
Jade, you've fought to impress them and leave them immersed
But you brought only dread like you sold them your merch
And I ought to address the barren way that you look
I'd bring more emotion to a keyboard than you could
Face it, you will never top me in fights
When I redesign that face like a copyright strike 
I’ve been moving people with my music since I was a kid
You’re stuck in the same spot for schoolwork, hoping you don’t fail at it
No family in sight to shed any shred of remorse
Just a Whisper to our Hearts, and it's time I finally silenced yours (Shhhh)

Lofi Girl vs Kousei Arima. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. Azia & RaccoonBroVA)

VinnyO as Baldi's Basics
Vladimyr P. as Hello Neighbor

Theodore Peterson:
This world can be a scary place, but who’s here to protect you?
When you’re locked in my basement. ‘Fore I leave this I expect to
Leave this bitch in ruins, thinking I would’ve let you win
But Baldi’s Basically a Pedo so who the hell would’ve let you in?
You’re out of pocket like pocket change
Your low budget shit can’t compare to my game
It’s so Unreal that I suspect
Your graphical errors’ are incorrect
There’s rumours this intruder’s claiming to be my ruler
I’m a bruiser ‘gainst this loser so now I can be your tutor
Taught to shove you in my locker, there’s no escape when I spit this hotter
To a degree where you’ll need a Doctor, where’s your scholar Wannabe Crocker?
I’ll bully Baldi’s weak techniques that keep players asleep
So it’s no wonder that you’re quite the Strangest Error From The Deep

Baldi:
There’s no rapping in my halls unless the teacher comes to spit
I’m iconic, it’s ironic; I’m the one the neighbor worships!
I heard why you rap that bad; you’re just a held-back senior student
And I’ll sweep you like the floors just to radiate my amusement
Bash your birthday with my words no need for stealth in this challenge
‘Fore you made many Grave Mistakes; no shiny quarter for your balance
When we’re playing hide and seek you better pack your bags and run
Cuz you’re so dumb I bet you think that 9+10 is 21!
Try out this rope for suspension so you can hang in detention
My bars hit harder than your car that will crash your perception
Of my demonic oppression so let me teach you a lesson
On how to rap a good verse like the high school obsession
And you’re in need of corrections as I stand high- on the spectrum
I spit a diss like the elements used to make an electrum
If a prepubescent teen is what you call a home invader
THEN GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN or you can say Goodbye, Neighbor

Theodore Peterson:
Son, I’d let you roam freely, but your entrapment is what Theoadores
so I’ll board up the doors to leave your whole corpse a blood and gore galore on the floor
And Sure, you had some fame, how strange, that’s something I can’t fathom
Baldi’s Basics Plus the remakes now that Hallways equals a BadSum!

Baldi:
This “Alpha Male’s” the Beta version drizzled in despair
Because your win’s nowhere just like my hair, ain’t that your Waking Nightmare?
Your wife is flying high, I know that damage cannot be undone
But the reason you got ghosted; was your Millimeter Peter, son!

Written by: Vlad
Beat Producer: Prod. Brutal
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Vlad

Baldi's Basics vs Hello Neighbor. Sinister Rap Battles

DayDeez - Better Dayz (prod. Miiir x HBK D)

Bait D - No Limits

Vladimyr P. as The Morning Show
Brodecai / Light as Where Bad kids go

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
THE MORNING SHOW
AGAINST
WHERE BAD KIDS GO
BEGIN!

(0:20) The Morning Show Host:
Warm summer air, cameras on, and now we’re live
It’s a shame you have to watch me Host a Host that’ll die
Rage a war on this Arab ‘cuz there’s no use for you this Era
Cuz he’s trash from the past so stay woke America
Good Morning to you sir but I’m hoping to make it worse
Murders are very common so try not to spit a Bad verse
Your penalty's real pretty; using kids is quite opprobrious
(Clears throat) so any last words for the audience?

(0:41) Where Bad Kids Go Host:
Did it take you more than a decade to come up with “good-ish” punchlines? 
So turn on the Lights, I’ll give you fright, so keep your opened eyes
Now stare into the Camera I want some sort of reaction
When I break you into fractions ‘cuz the viewers want some Action!
Think outside of the Box Television, your death on the set is what I envisioned
Script is written, keep you imprisoned, warning: my rules are stricken
There is nobody hearing you knock (knock) our runtime is on the clock (tock)
Leave ya screamin’ (ahhh!) as I’ll keep the door locked.. (click) 

(1:02) The Morning Show Host:
Wonderful News! Victory’s a colorful view!
I’m kind of hungry.. so I eat disses you spew!
I mean, you’re quite predictable, the Trollpasta’s where you belong
And God said that you would win? It’s too bad that he was wrong...

(1:12) Where Bad Kids Go Host:
You’ll have a really Bad Morning cuz I’m one you cannot push through
I’ll be raisin’ up the views; you bit off more than you can CHEW
So I’ll rehab this russian, if he ever misbehaves
Tried to snack on raps I’m packing ..but you should be much afraid..

(1:22) The Morning Show Host:
I would never be afraid of what’s behind your door!
Even if it’s something scary and my guts spill on the floor!
There’s no escaping this place; that’ll make you scared of your fate
Locked behind closed gates; where there is no need for FAITH
Spread the fire from my mouth to burn you down with your studio
And you’re so bad with your flow so you should be where the kids go
New discovery in ‘53, I got the lock’s key
I don’t need food to spit, even if I am so hungry... 

(1:44) Where Bad Kids Go Host:
(UGH) Then you can starve to death, you ungrateful brat!
You can’t hide under your blanket from my Arabian format!

The Morning Show Host:
I-
                                                                      
Where Bad Kids Go Host:
هذا يكفي ، سأنتهي منك إن شاء الله
I see the vision on the tele so come at me little fella
Tried to spit a Cold War but I strike down the weak
Speaking evil into Caged Mics’ with no face that you can leak
Go outside, yell a few times, and you’ll be left in submission
Leave ya’ behind in history with no final transmission.

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RA-

Writers: Vlad and Brodecai
Beat Producer: The Unbeatables
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Brodecai
Old Cover Art Made by The Supah Master

The Morning Show vs Where Bad Kids Go. Sinister Rap Battles

Thumbnail by Fightmarker
Writing: Fightmarker, Vlad, Trakked, Paige, and FyxFynn
Additional Help: Meta, Rabi
Beat by 2Deep
Storyboard by Fightmarker, Snakebite, Stark Media, and Paige
Subtitles by ColeDaCole
Edited by Fightmarker
Snakebite126 as Ted Cruz
Zawesome as Freddy Krueger
Alen as Unabomber
Zodiac Drawing by Blast03
School by Adroitwhiz 
Tree Model by Veleran
TV Model by Martin Cannings
Sofa Model by db0013
Other Backgrounds by Fightmarker
Adam as Ghostface (voice) 
https://www.youtube.com/user/UberFict...
Stark Media as Ghostface (actor)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfUL... 
Light as Zodiac Killer (voice)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40...
Fightmarker As Zodiac Killer (actor)

Ghostface (0:11-0:44)
Think I’ve had enough tricks, now I've got some tongues to slit
Blood is all you’ll be able to spit when I gut you like a fuckin’ fish
You’re outmatched when you Face this Gh osty blood spiller 
To sum you up; well, do you like boring serial killers! (Ha)
shitty investigation from your case will be the only thing remembered
When a 90s horror icon takes a Stab at a Klans member
Even without my persona, i’m still known to spit iller (guah)
Ask the rap industry, I’m a real Ghostface Killah (haha)
I’d be doing the world a favor to slash you and your pretenders
Cuz you’re either the unabomber, or a fucking sex offender
But I don’t care who it is, a Director’s still Cutting a bitch
Leave this dead meme rotting along with his shitty flicks

Zodiac Killer (0:44-1:06)
Dear attention-seeking teen, this is the Zodiac speaking
Make a gorier crime scene, leave you like your run on MTV
Don’t try to flee, see, when I’m on the scene; firing shots like a killing spree
What chance do you have; when I am the only one who could out-play a whole country
A bigger threat to the bay area, than any natural disaster 
bastard’s a ghost huh?, watch your brains splatter Casper 
real world’s dangerous kiddo, no coming back to life
As you make like your first movie, a bullet between the eyes

Ghostface (1:06-1:18)
Claiming   I’m dead in the water Arthur, well let’s forget
Last time you were relevant was when Ted was a suspect
Only 5 victims taken, still claim you’re the bigger stalker
No, you’ll forever be known as the most notorious cockblocker

Zodiac Killer (1:18-1:28)
Funny how under those masks, it’s two kids working in doubles
This is gonna be easy, I’m already used to murdering couples
As my ciphers become legends even the smartest couldn’t of cracked
All you’ll be left good for is literally stabbing backs

Ghostface (1:28-1:50)
Think your letters can't be cracked? Let's see how your skull fares
When its up against the knife of Wes Craven's New Nightmare
I’ve had enough of this prick’s cartoony villain like schemes
So I’ll hang you from a tree, then make this flimsy bitch SCREAM!
You burn cars for a living while I burn precious lives down
Keep trying to sell pins as I’m Immortalized in my  town 
Couldn’t fellow any of the rules in my trilogy of rap bars
As you struggle to shoot me, The Zodiac will be see stars

Zodiac Killer (1:50-2:12)
Aw, am I getting threats from a kid in a Party City costume?
I've seen parodies of your parody be more scary than you
So let’s compare my kill count to your list of hopeless, dopey crimes
Took a glimpse at your gimmick, you wanna talk about phoned-in lines? laughs
This ghost's frights are see-through; can't scare adults or kids
You're fishing for tickets, add another prick to my list
Even for a screaming painting, no one will never hear ya
Time to call the police, to report a verbal murder

Ghostface vs The Zodiac Killer. rap battle. by fightmarker.

-Rap Music w/Explicit Content
-ERB Type Content
-Trippy Aesthetic