Jakob Musick & CK Brooke

*Please pardon the sometimes-awful sound quality of  my voice in this recording. We encountered several 'technical difficulties' Thank you*

Romance-Adventure author CK Brooke once again gives me the pleasure of interviewing her, coinciding this time with the release of her 2nd official publication: "The Duchess Inheritance"! The main characters from the last book are all here, continuuing their quest to restore the Ancien Régime of Jordinia. 

We discuss several features of the new book, which includes topography, new locations, new characters (including one I am absolutely enthralled with), language, religious systems, psychological motivations and other wonderful features of this exciting story. 

CK Brooke continuues to develop her career as she finishes the Jordinia duology. 

The Word: CK Brooke II (The Duchess Inheritance)

This compilation covers the period of time between March & May 2015 on The Word, featuring my discussion of Islamic State with Safiya Mukhamadova & my second interview with CK Brooke

Feat. Safiya Mukhamadova & CK Brooke

Clips From-
*The Word: Islamic State Destroys Artefacts (https://soundcloud.com/jakob-musick/the-word-islamic-state-destroys-artefacts-1)
*The Word CK Brooke II (https://soundcloud.com/jakob-musick/the-word-ck-brooke-ii-the-duchess-inheritance)

Musick:
*Wild Side (Full) - La Toya Jackson
*He's A Rebel - The Crystals
*Nobody Till You - Lindsay Lohan
*Moonboots - ORS

Best Of The Word #9 (March-May 2015)

This 12th compilation of The Word includes my final recorded original episode of The Word, where former porn star Howie Gordon (Richard Pacheco) promotes his book, & then in the second half, CK Brooke talks about her novel "The Duchess Quest" after we lost the first audio to the depths of Youtube

Musick-
Clown - Switchblade Symphony
Ever Changing Times - Aretha Frankin & Michael McDonald
Wild Side- La Toya Jackson

The Best Of The Word #12

Every week thousands of songs are released to radio, on streaming platforms, on digital stores, on social media, mixtapes, & CD albums. It would be impossible for the average musick lover to absorb this & sift through them -- That's why you have me. I'm Jakob Musick, & I was meant for this. You could say it's in my blood, or genes. Or Whatever.

March saw a lot of great songs reach their peak, and a few new ones caught me by surprise toward the end of the month. Danielle Bregoli's infamous appearance on Dr. Phil (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNe8bDJda0A) which has reached 25 million views (and that is only on the Official channel) spawns two songs on this edition of BNM, we hear Katy Perry' international smash, and Remy Ma's already-legendary 7-minute takedown of Nicki Minaj. Add to that some great new world musick, and my choice of best song Candice Boyd's "Make Me Over" and we have one heck of a show for you!

Tracklist:
1. Brave - CK Brooke - Pop - Unreleased
2. Cash Me Outside Official - Zee The Trigger - Hip-Hop - Self-Released
3. Chained To The Rhythm - Katy Perry + Skip Marley - Pop - Capitol (Vivendi)
4. Shether - Remy Ma - Hip-Hop - EMPIRE
5. Cash Me Outside (Jersey Club Remix) - Rich That Kid & Danielle Bregoli - Electronic/Dance - Unreleased
6. İhanetten Geri Kalan - Sezen Aksu - Pop - SN Müzik Yapım 
Best. Make Me Over - Candice Boyd - R&B - Epic (Sony)

Check out more of CK Brooke's musick here -https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUurhvb_vGTL_KHnSYOYvJQ

Danielle Bregoli's second appearance on Dr Phil - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCEPNdpJIhM

Danielle Bregoli's Appearance on "The Breakfast Club" radio show: She shows how Dr. Phil was staged - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9plfymRup4

Leaderboard:
Artist - Die Antwoord (5)
Style- Hip Hop (54)
Label- Atlantic (10)
Conglomerate- Vivendi (25)

Best New Musick March 2017 (Remy Ma Destroys Nicki Minaj, Katy Perry, Turkish Pop!)

Jordinia 2nd Gen

CK Brooke released "The Duchess Quest" 4 years ago. Since then, so much has changed for her, 'I have completely grown as an author since then,' she says. After releasing a slew of novels, novellas, and spin-offs, and then starting her own literature imprint releasing others' work....CK Brooke is returning back to where she began. Well, not exactly ('And We Are *cough*cough.) 

With the re-release of "The Duchess Quest" she is also re-focusing for a Young Adult market, which she says is what this book was meant to be in the first place. The prospects for this young author are only increasing. Will you take the (romantic) journey with her?

Downloads are currently available only on Itunes due to Soundcloud sanctions of this account

CK Brooke Is 'Very Married'....& Pinning Her Hopes On "The Duchess Quest" Re-Release

Award-Winning, Best-Selling Romance Author CK Brooke (Author of books you have never read) & Jakob Musick (Creater of podcasts you have never listened to) ARE The Homo & The Housewife! Friends for a decade, the two have each trod their path and.....well, both ended up in obscurity. At least so far. But that doesn't stop us from trying! This is our latest, desperate attempt for some attention! We are actually really funny together. If I do say so myself. And I do myself quite often. I mean, I talk a lot! That's what guys with big feet do; They have big mouths!! ;-p

In this episode you may* find:
*Musick from Austin Mahone, Justin Bieber, David Guetta, Randy Newman & more!
*A 'thorough' discussions of Caity's 'enormous breasts'!
*Caity's naughty thoughts about Mr Clean! 
*Trivial pop musick is discussed
*Caity has a conspiracy theory about Donald Trump! (Shockingly original, I know)
*How did Randy Newman make Jakob want to puke? (Hint: Not how men normally do it!)
*& More*!

A Homo & A Housewife PILOT! (Summer Songs, Randy Newman Is Horrible! Trump Conspiracy Theories!)

PART ONE
Already diverting from our programme, Jakob & Caity have a film-viewing party (via the WORLD WIDE WEB!). It has been an urgent injunction for both of us to watch "The Room" (2003), a film often considered among the worst. 

What we got was......not what I expected. Softcore porn. Cancer. Sex-scene loops. 2003 hotties straight-out-"The OC"- More porn. Some of the best lines in film I have ever heard. One of the strangest 'love triangles' (Quadrangle????) I have ever bore witness to. 

It was rather weird. And coming from me that says a lot.
Stay tuned for part II of this epic.

H&H #2: Jakob & Caity's Video Party! The Room Pt. I (2003) Commentary

Jakob & Caity's video party continues on through the final scenes of "The Room" (2003) AKA "Planet Drugz".

Planet Drugz (The Room Pt II)

The Homo & The Housewife continue, throwing their 2nd VIDEO PARTY! On tap for today is the sequel to Christian 'epic' "God's Not Dead," which was a record-breaking profit-making film that depicted intellectuals and university professors as agents of religious repression.

Jakob & Caity watch 'GNDII' and provide their commentary.........more entertaining than the actual film? You decide!

H+H Jakob & Caity's VIDEO PARTY! "God's Not Dead II" PART I(Christian Propaganda)

The second part of the Homo & The Housewife's second VIDEO PARTY!! We finish the smash-hit (not) "God's Not Dead II" starring Sabrina The Teenage Witch. Our commentary + Caity's 'Asian voice' + THE JEWS! +++ Our de-brief at the end! This film was something that 'happened to us', like Harvey Weinstein.. But we loved it (Not really)

H+H Video Party: "God's Not Dead II" Pt II (Christian Propaganda)

TOPIKS
* What Are You Listening To?
*Former Judge Roy Moore & Evangelicals
*Former Judge Roy Moore's 'Unhinged' Spokeswoman
*FOX News Christian propaganda on Al-Quds/Jerusalem
*North Korea's Response To Jerusalem Declaration 
*The 'Trend' of Malicious Fecal Distribution In The USA
&
REMEMBER LADIES AND GENTELMEN OUR MOTTOS
"The Government Is A Terrorist Organization"
"Women Suck, Go Kill Yourself....It's *all* at CKbrooke.com"
&
"God Loves You, He Really Does"

A Homo & A Housewife - Roy Moore Gets Blown By The Culture Wars

Romance author CK Brooke (Award-winning, Best-selling) & above-average Uber-driver Jakob Musıck return again for their review of the film, "The Disaster Artist," the allegedly 'true' story of what was happening when the cameras of "The Room" were turned off. The Franco Brothers have helmed this biopic, to great success and fan-fare.

There will be reverb

A Homo & A Housewife - THE DISASTER ARTIST Review!

This 2-hour Super-cut of "A Homo & A Housewife" is also the occasion of the 10th anniversary of the ground-breaking Caity K. podcast debut "Book'ed Up!". Jakob was an early supporter and our podcast journey began there!

In the spirit of this momentous occasion, Jakob & CK Brooke discuss her 'American Pirate Romance' book "Capturing the Captain"! No big spoilers, just enough info to get you interested! Find it on Amazon Unlimited for FREE!

(Produced by CK Brooke)

AHAH 2-hour Special Booked Up 10th Anniversary ('Capturing The Captain')

In this first part of our latest episode of a "A Homo & A Housewife", Author CK Brooke (Award-Winning, Best-Selling) & I (Above Average Uber Driver) discuss a variety of hard-hitting, important, and enjoyable topics. First, CK Brooke and I discuss what we are listening to. That leads into a discussion of French names (They really can get a little excessive in the spelling), then onto a debate of 'Did Steve Bannon start hot and end up looking like a 'mouldy english muffin' or did he start out that way?' and somehow we end up doing something sort of journalistic: After reading the book that was catching the nation on fire, CK Brooke gives the listening audience an in-depth report on the book after reading it. How much of this attention-grabbing book is true? Does the President really have a, er, 'part-time' connection with Reality? She answers these questions that I have about the book and we talk about what, if true, this really says about the leadership of the United States' Executive Branch. More to come in PtII, where we take on Frost/Nix....er I mean Tapper/Miller!! 
STAY TUNED HUMANS!
& Remember....
MEN SUCK SO GO KILL YOURSELF
GOD LOVES YOU, HE REALLY DOES

AHAH- 'CK Brooke Reports: Fire & Fury'

PtII of our latest analysis of today's issues relevant to both the heroine & the harlot: We take on Senior Adviser to the President of the United States Stephan Miller's appearance on Cable News Network's latest personality-driven 'outrage'/analysis  programme hosted by Jake Tapper, which has become a viral phenomenon.

Also, Jakob & Caity get creative looking at CNN & their personalities in a 'different' way....it's the only way the ratings could get higher than they already are!! ;-)

A Homo & A Housewife: Tapper-Miller Cockfight + CNN Porn Parody

Jakob & Caity discuss issues surrounding Stormy Daniels, the actress who is purported to have had an affair with the President of The United States. We also talk about the changing views of that type of work and how attitudes have evolved-- and how they haven't. But first-- Why Caity gives a positive assessment to the first State of the Union Speech by President Trump.

The news of the affair of the President of The United States leads Jakob & Caity into a conversation about values-- how they differ and how they are separate. We evaluate our lives with regards to what we value in our relationships with other people..........as if any of that has helped either of us be successful! And yet we keep trying ! #asifanyonecares #likelatoya

H+H : The Storm That Stormy Stirred

The Homo & A Housewife (JaкoБ Musıcк & Double-DD Author CK Brooke) have reunited for VOR's first programme of the new year! We salute 2019 with our live-review of Christian film studio Pure Fiicks's "God's Not Dead: A Light In The Darkness". The film stars Whitney Houston's mother, Tatum O'Neil, Tom Corbett, the owner of Pure Flix, Wannabee Marissa Tomei, Wannabee Kurt Cobain, Wannabee Ben Affleck, and some other wannabees. The film is a fever-dream of the Evangelical Christian paranoiac persecution complex. We justly trash it, while joking inappropriately over it the whole time! Don't watch the movie alone, listen to it with us! Both of the hosts fell sick after watching the film.

'GND III' is about the owner of Pure Flix, who stars in his own films, as the pastor of a church that is destroyed by a white teenager when he throws a brick through the church window, causing the church to explode, killing the African co-pastor, and the aftermath of this 'accidental terrorist attack' against the inoffensive Protestants

Title: God's Not Dead: A Light In The Darkness
Starring: Tatum O'Neil, Cissy Houston, Owner of Studio, Wannabees...
Year: 2018
Genre: Stalinist
Studio: Pure Flix

From Wikipedia:
"Unlike the first two films, A Light in Darkness was a box office bomb, making less in its entire theatrical run ($7.3 million) than the others grossed in their respective domestic opening weekends ($9.7 million and $7.6 million)...In the United States and Canada, God's Not Dead: A Light in Darkness was released on March 30, 2018, alongside Acrimony and Ready Player One, and was projected to gross $4–6 million from 1,685 theaters in its opening weekend. It ended up debuting to just $2.6 million, finishing 12th at the box office and marking the lowest opening of the series. Deadline Hollywood noted the film suffered from being the third film of a trilogy and also said religious audiences saw the film as "a cash grab and not a movie promoting a Christian message anymore"...The A.V. Club included the film on its list of the worst of the year"

Sample some of CK Brooke's latest series of Youtube author interviews! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM_714mpt84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQUl_2JWlC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbRdqbXysL0

Jakob Musick & CK Brooke

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