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i was playing ow and randomly wanted to make a song like this

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(3x)
I'mma teach you how to make lasagna 

I'mma teach you how to make it

(3x)
I'mma teach you how to make lasagna 

I'mma teach you how to make it

I'mma teach you how to make lasagna 
I'mma teach you how to make lasagna 
First you get a pound of Italian sausage
Take it out the package and put it on a  

Dutch oven with some medium heat 
Cook it almost brown with pink still on the meat 
Mix in 3/4 pounds of that lean to ground beef 
Now let it cook down as you rock to the beat
 
I'mma teach you how to make lasagna 
Mix you up a half a cup of onions 
Don't be crying while you slicing on it 

It's time to mix in two garlic cloves
Whip it with that meat cooking on the stove 
The recipe needs crushed tomatoes
28 Ounces should seep as you let it flow  

Shhhh, Be patient!  
I'mma teach you how to make it

Please turn up the bass
Got that steam in my face
I mix in 12 ounces of that tomato paste 
got two 6.5 ounces Tomato sauce placed 
In the pot mixed with grace
Half cup water don't waste  

Time to mix in the sugar
dig it out like a booger
two tablespoons if you wanna be a good cooker
nothing more nothing less gotta play it by the book
A 1.5 teaspoon dried basil leaves scoop up

Drop it in, be gentle
half a teaspoon of fennel
Italian seasoning you sprinkle
From a teaspoon utensil
Tablespoon of salt’s essential 
To the taste is not just mental 
Don't pour too much, accidental
No take backs this ain't a rental

1/4 teaspoon of that black pepper 
Whip it and mix it to make it better
2 tablespoon parsley mixed together 
whip up that sauce like tornado weather 

Cover the top, let it simmer for now
Just let it cook for one and a half hours
Stirring occasionally mixing it out 
Taste be so good that you want to devour  
Wow!

(3x)
I'mma teach you how to make lasagna 

I'mma teach you how to make it

(3x)
I'MMA TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE LASAGNA

I'MMA TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE IT!

I'mma teach you how to make lasagna 
Take a pot and then you boil some water 
Take some salt and then you pour some on it
12 noodles lined around the corner
 
And no I can't forget to mention
8 minutes ‘til it’s al dente
Actually is like 6 minutes
to let the sauce soak up in it 


Pour some water cool it off
Make sure them noodles ain’t sticky 
We need it later for sauce
Rinse it ‘til it’s done dripping 

16 ounces of ricotta
Cracking that egg might be tricky
Two tablespoons parsley tossed is what’s missing
Flick of the wrist now you have to start mixing 

Whip Whip Whip Whip 
Sprinkle some sugar inside 
Whip Whip Whip Whip 
Preheat to 375 

Pour that sauce on the bottom of the dish 
One and a half cups will suffice 
Take them noodles like six 
And overlap them on the sides    

Why? ‘cause
(2x)
I'mma teach you how to make lasagna 
I'mma teach you how to make it

(2x)
I'mma teach you how to make lasagna 
I'mma teach you how to make it

(3x)
I'mma teach you how to make lasagna 
Ouh yeah yeah!

Take half of the ricotta cheese
Spread it out over the noodles please
Top that with mozzarella cheese
Thinly sliced lay it out with ease 

One and a half cups of sauce on mozzarella 
Sprinkle quarter cup parmesan on that fella
Six more noodles repeat the process forever  
‘Til sauce is gone, parmesan top it together 




Take that foil and spray it with baking spray   
Take the dish and (dish and) overlay
25 minutes oven, wait 
Foil off, cook again, (cook again) 25 minutes, wait 
Man that junk smell good
If you like this song share it with your hood
You can make this too if you've understood  
How 

(3x)
I just taught you how to make lasagna 

I just taught you how to make it

(3x)
I just taught you how to make lasagna 

I just taught you how to make it

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(Mumbling)

Lasagna Cooking Tutorial

Made in 2014 for a comedy cooking tutorial (university course project).

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