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can you believe that 9 out of 10 people dont realize they cannot insert cash or select payment cash. and btw! i cannot wait to show you this magic spell its turning people into watermelons #crazy! i thinkkk its at 4 minutes and 20 seconds (420) and i ran out of weed fucking shit

Ingredients:

1 ripe watermelon
1 tablespoon of salt
1 cup of water
A picture or representation of Dr. Wallace Breen
A quiet and secluded space
Instructions:

Begin by finding a quiet and secluded space where you can perform the spell without interruptions.

Place the watermelon on a clean and stable surface, such as a table or altar.

In a small bowl, mix the salt and water together until the salt dissolves completely. This mixture will enhance the transformation process.

Take the picture or representation of Dr. Wallace Breen and hold it in your hands. Focus your mind on the desired transformation, visualizing Dr. Wallace Breen turning into a watermelon.

Recite the following incantation aloud:

"From flesh to fruit, let the change commence,
Dr. Wallace Breen, transform in essence.
With salt and water, this spell I weave,
Turn him into a watermelon, I believe."

Pour the saltwater mixture onto the picture or representation of Dr. Wallace Breen, symbolizing the transformation taking place.

Take a moment to intensify your visualization, imagining the energy of the spell enveloping Dr. Wallace Breen and changing him into a watermelon.

Place the picture or representation of Dr. Wallace Breen on top of the watermelon, ensuring they are in direct contact.

Leave the watermelon undisturbed in the secluded space for at least 24 hours. During this time, the transformation should occur.

After the designated time has passed, return to the watermelon. Thank the energies or deities you believe in for their assistance.

Carefully cut open the watermelon, revealing its contents. If the spell was successful, you should find Dr. Wallace Breen transformed into a watermelon. Dispose of the remains respectfully.

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Ummm.. It's a WalMart RUN, not a WalMart WALK... (9 out of 10 DON'T KNOW IT!!)

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