The songs I post are mostly my original creations, from start to finish (with the exception of Silver Bride and  Superjudge ; which are cover songs and were done with the help and collaboration of 'Señor X')
Instruments played: Guitar & Vocals
Equipment: Ibanez S470 with modified tremolo and DiMarzio Steve Via Evolution Pickups
Interface: FastTrack M-Audio
Main Software: Ableton Live, Reason Adapted
Mastering and other software: Izotope 6, Kuassa Amplification, IK Multimedia, T-Racks
Platform: MAC OSX 10.11.3 (Solid State Drive \m/)
Country of Origin: USA
All music written By: Tony D. (except cover songs, which are posted with permission from artist and/or label).

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Cold-war simian soldiers are resuscitated by discredited Soviet scientist Dmitri Isakov. An international team of retired covert agents are dispatched to Siberia to find Isakov and his monkey army and diffuse the big "blow up" by any means necessary! 

Dr. D. Vance: Bass / Ian Briscoe: Beats / "Ill" Will Van Huss: Vocals, Theremin / The Professor: Vocals, Keyboards, Omnichord / Maricia Shelvin: Vocals / Wayne "Brains" Thomas: Vocals, Guitars, Keyboards / Brett "The Beast" Hale: Guitar

Produced By: David Copperfield

"The Blow Up" written by Thomas/Van Huss/Slaughter, © 2011

"We Don't Make the Rules" written by Thomas, © 2002

"Battle of the Monkey" written by Vance, © 2009

Random recordings spanning from 30 years ago to the present. Some rockin', some weird, a flavor for about anyone. If you would like to hear my albums in their entirety, Look me up on youtube. There is much, much more to hear.

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January 2021 - I have completed the demos for my new "album". "2020" is available for your listening pleasure.

November 2020 - I have completed the demos for my new “album”. “Sundown” is available for your listening pleasure.

October 2020 - My latest project is coming together nicely. Working on recording and mastering demo tracks for songs I’ve written over the past few months.

So I put together a few things I’ve been working on over the past few months. My new “album” 2020 is available for listening.

🤪💩😳😇

I’m an artist, a renaissance man, a reverse Apache master, and a fantastic travel companion. Just kidding, I’m actually only one of those things (hint: it’s the one that you’d least expect).

I write songs. I play those songs (poorly most of the time) until my stupid fingers will do their job. I then record myself (and I am really bad at that part) playing (poorly) those same songs. Then I desecrate and profane the art of music by trying to engineer/mix the (bad) recording of my playing (poorly). I make Amish farmers look like Bill Gates when it comes to digital audio recording.

Once I’ve done all of that, (and the cake’s in the oven - so to speak), I’ll try to find lyrics for the songs by using a complicated system of augury, animal husbandry, telekinesis, and deep meditation over the complexities of modern technology (especially as it relates to recording music and then mixing it in GarageBand). Once there are lyrics, I will rasp them into my iPad where the words will meet the music, blend together and make a decent compost for vegetable gardens and the like.

When I’m not doing music stuff, I practice law, I eat, I sleep, I parent my kid, I husband my wife, and a few other things of lesser importance.

I am writing this in the 7th month of a global pandemic, so I have more time on my hands than usual - ergo I filled out this bio that nobody will read.

- - - oh wow - - - I just realized that there is a character limit to my bio. Apparently I only have 2,791 characters left before I run out of space.

Sorry for going off on that tangent... now where were we?

Have I mentioned that I live in Florida? Well, you see, I was born and raised in Tennessee, and Tennesseans make the best music. While I’m not sure that the last sentence is true, the evidence is pretty strong for that argument. Let’s take a look, shall we?

TN People who are Good at Music        TN People who are Bad at Music
-Elvis                                                         -Nobody
-Dolly
-Taylor

With that point proven beyond a reasonable doubt, I will admit that people who are not from TN can also make music, but it isn’t really “the best” music.

I have no idea what else to put in here, except to point out that I’ll be posting a bunch of songs. My first batch are already out here, but there aren’t lyrics (yet). Don’t ask me about lyrics, okay? I can write lyrics but OMG they always come out like the ravings of a middle aged man from FL/TN who thinks he is funnier than he is, and has far too high an opinion of the musical abilities of people from his native state.

I can hear it now: “Have you heard Jeff’s new song? It’s like if somebody taught an asshole to sing! It’s just what I’ve been searching for!”

And for the record (puns are funny), instrumentals are perfectly fine. If you love lyrics so much, why don’t you marry them?

So enjoy the music, or don’t. I’m going to make it. Then I’m going to post it here so that I can listen to it in the car and on the Sonos at home. I truly have no idea how to do that any other way, and I’m not going to figure it out any time soon.

To be continued....

Or not.....

Jax, FL  Jax FL  Jacksonville, FL

I have been playing and recording music for over 35 years. I play many styles/genres of music, and the tracks on this page range from the very recent to the distant past. Enjoy! - All songs © BRAINWAVES ERRATICA unless otherwise noted.

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