After a long and unintended hiatus, your favorite podcast gets back to doing what it does best: talking about (and, alternately, NOT talking about...) topical subjects selected at random. And in this, our eighth installment, we contend with every podcast's worst nightmare - SPOTTY INTERNET SERVICE! In between DSL-fueled loss of audio, we bring you the following maritime musings:

---We kick things off by almost parodying a CFB podcast again, and then shout out to one of our most dedicated listeners, who wouldn't stand to hear another CFB podcast.
---Jamie forgets to do introductions, because we're really good at podcasting.
---Brandon hopes to win a podcast Grammy, presumably after creating said award.
---"SAIL!"
---"Not sure if you heard that, I'm just knocking pictures off my wall."
---Are we the first podcast to reference Jimmy Buffett, The Lonely Island, and old Christian hymns, all within about 5 minutes?
---"ROW THE BOAT!" ... Sorry for the CFB reference, Barb...
---The first audio outage for Jamie keeps him from steering Brandon away from a bad Titanic joke, and then he only makes it back to barely start explaining his absence before dropping out again.
---Probably our most magical unplanned moment to date, in which Jamie unknowingly stumbles upon the fact that the "chalupa" is named after a boat.
---Jamie's audio goes again shortly thereafter, proving to be like Voldemort: if you talk about it, bad things happen.
---Cody joins the "discussion roulette" when his laptop dies.
---"I'M TRYYIIIIING..."
---Brandon wants to kick his laziness by buying a boat that requires a lot of upkeep, which is sort of like getting married to save a rocky relationship.
---Brandon, the boat mooch: "I don't mind pitching in for gas, just don't make me clean it and, like, store it."
---"No more football!" "ROW THE BOAT!!!"

WDKA 8: About Boats

A podcast where we don't know anything, but we don't let that stop us. In the slightest. Join us as we fumble our way through random topics that just sound fun to talk about.

WDKA 8: About Boats

We Don't Know Anything