After a long and unintended hiatus, your favorite podcast gets back to doing what it does best: talking about (and, alternately, NOT talking about...) topical subjects selected at random. And in this, our eighth installment, we contend with every podcast's worst nightmare - SPOTTY INTERNET SERVICE! In between DSL-fueled loss of audio, we bring you the following maritime musings:

---We kick things off by almost parodying a CFB podcast again, and then shout out to one of our most dedicated listeners, who wouldn't stand to hear another CFB podcast.
---Jamie forgets to do introductions, because we're really good at podcasting.
---Brandon hopes to win a podcast Grammy, presumably after creating said award.
---"SAIL!"
---"Not sure if you heard that, I'm just knocking pictures off my wall."
---Are we the first podcast to reference Jimmy Buffett, The Lonely Island, and old Christian hymns, all within about 5 minutes?
---"ROW THE BOAT!" ... Sorry for the CFB reference, Barb...
---The first audio outage for Jamie keeps him from steering Brandon away from a bad Titanic joke, and then he only makes it back to barely start explaining his absence before dropping out again.
---Probably our most magical unplanned moment to date, in which Jamie unknowingly stumbles upon the fact that the "chalupa" is named after a boat.
---Jamie's audio goes again shortly thereafter, proving to be like Voldemort: if you talk about it, bad things happen.
---Cody joins the "discussion roulette" when his laptop dies.
---"I'M TRYYIIIIING..."
---Brandon wants to kick his laziness by buying a boat that requires a lot of upkeep, which is sort of like getting married to save a rocky relationship.
---Brandon, the boat mooch: "I don't mind pitching in for gas, just don't make me clean it and, like, store it."
---"No more football!" "ROW THE BOAT!!!"

WDKA 8: About Boats

HEY THERE HI THERE HO THERE!

Can we really call it a hiatus if we just seem to take months between every episode these days? Either way, the boys are back in town to bring rocket science down to earth - and by that, we mean instead of talking rocket science, we delve into such mysteries as:

---Cody prefers the Shutdown-Fullcast-esque introduction.
---Jamie's dad's rocket-scientist dad-joke.
---"This took a hard left turn real quick." -Brandon, not understanding how this podcast works, still.
---Guardians of the Galaxy references, including a hilariously coincidental pillow-pooping joke.
---"Bringing it back to rocket science for a brief, brief bit..." "Elon Musk!"
---This podcast has an elliptical orbit, in which we come really close to the intended topic before shooting way out into space again.
---Brandon's eco-friendly Unabomber phase, complete with a Tesla getaway car and solar panel roof, in the shade of the woods.
---This episode exists because Brandon wanted a sidebar about the Houston Rockets, but it took us so long to record this episode that they're out of the NBA playoffs.
---Our supposedly topical podcast keeps you up to date on current events, such as James Harden's Game 6 collapse and the Bow Wow Challenge.
---It takes Jamie until 39 minutes in to actually discuss rocket science.
---"I was totally wrong." -Brandon, surprising no one.
---Brandon gives a brief roundup of prices to get material to space, including an espresso machine and a gorilla suit. This results in discussing how terrible an actual live gorilla would be as an astronaut recruit.
---"Is Sears still open or did they close?" -Brandon, grasping extremely deep for topics in the waning minutes.
---Matt Damon, the original space pirate.
---Sorry we forgot to mention you, Steve from Paducah. It was a long hiatus...

WDKA 9: About Rocket Science

WE'RE STILL ALIVE!

After yet another lengthy hiatus, we return with no real plan, so because it's early August, we naturally discussed the upcoming college football season. Sorry, Barb! Among the topics in this super smooth and not at all awkward episode:

---Brandon reinventing our cold open by starting with his camera turned on, laying in bed.
---It takes 4 minutes just to do proper introductions for each of us, before which we manage to get on a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy tangent.
---Inevitable North Korea references.
---We are not worthy of how amazing Lane-Kiffin-to-Ole-Miss would be.
---We kick off our SEC East podcast by discussing the SEC West for about 10 minutes. Our brand may be meandering, but we're on brand, dangit.
---Tennessee hate.
---We play "Did this SEC quarterback have a higher or lower completion percentage than Austin Appleby in 2016?"
---Salty discussion of LSU.
---Illustrating Wayne's childlike stress watching 2016 LSU-Florida.
---Jamie going full homer and talking himself into a 5-7 Tennessee team.
---Never name your kids after Tennessee Volunteer stuff, unless you name them Five, And, and Seven.

WDKA 10: About The 2017 SEC East

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