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Can we really call it a hiatus if we just seem to take months between every episode these days? Either way, the boys are back in town to bring rocket science down to earth - and by that, we mean instead of talking rocket science, we delve into such mysteries as:

---Cody prefers the Shutdown-Fullcast-esque introduction.
---Jamie's dad's rocket-scientist dad-joke.
---"This took a hard left turn real quick." -Brandon, not understanding how this podcast works, still.
---Guardians of the Galaxy references, including a hilariously coincidental pillow-pooping joke.
---"Bringing it back to rocket science for a brief, brief bit..." "Elon Musk!"
---This podcast has an elliptical orbit, in which we come really close to the intended topic before shooting way out into space again.
---Brandon's eco-friendly Unabomber phase, complete with a Tesla getaway car and solar panel roof, in the shade of the woods.
---This episode exists because Brandon wanted a sidebar about the Houston Rockets, but it took us so long to record this episode that they're out of the NBA playoffs.
---Our supposedly topical podcast keeps you up to date on current events, such as James Harden's Game 6 collapse and the Bow Wow Challenge.
---It takes Jamie until 39 minutes in to actually discuss rocket science.
---"I was totally wrong." -Brandon, surprising no one.
---Brandon gives a brief roundup of prices to get material to space, including an espresso machine and a gorilla suit. This results in discussing how terrible an actual live gorilla would be as an astronaut recruit.
---"Is Sears still open or did they close?" -Brandon, grasping extremely deep for topics in the waning minutes.
---Matt Damon, the original space pirate.
---Sorry we forgot to mention you, Steve from Paducah. It was a long hiatus...

WDKA 9: About Rocket Science

A podcast where we don't know anything, but we don't let that stop us. In the slightest. Join us as we fumble our way through random topics that just sound fun to talk about.

WDKA 9: About Rocket Science

We Don't Know Anything