Boom Boom vs. Papyrus - Mario vs. Anything!


Snakebite126 As Papyrus 


RaccoonBroVA As Boom Boom


WAN As Kamek


Art by WAN


Mixed by Jort


Chiselled by Raisu Battle


Written by King Ducky


Research assistance from King Wallace & We Think company

Cover Art by Danger


Beat prod. Anywaywell & Glitchdude


Papyrus:

I'm known as the great Papyrus, not afraid to get straight to violence !!! 

Skeletons don't have brains inside us, yet you're the one who's insane and mindless !!!

Those limbs won't stay, they'll fly off! The way that you’re swaying exciting your arms when you charge,

Dizzily maiming and fighting with walls, makes sense that he's not invited to Mario Kart !!!


You're a disgrace of a brute, you grab your tongue have it taped to my shoe

This headache should be used to the taste of a boot! (Nyhehehehehee!)

This inane goof is way overused, devs are too lazy to make something new

So they stay with the same gameplay loop, and gamers stray away by playing a flute !!!


Because of this awesomest brawn that I got Undyne knows I've a shot at the Royal Guard !!! 

But my chances will not top all of the stomps you call “plots” that been foiled are

So better get Kamek for backup his magic will hand you the chance of 

Not napping in battle when you get all tired out madly attempting to land an attack on !!!


Boom Boom:

As those doors crashed open and ya began rattling off dad jokes

I can now understand why in Smash-Bros, only Sans shows

Ya stand so tall yet ya trapped in that fat jokes shadow

Must be tampering with ya eyes, you can't see past it like a lamp post!


And those puzzles put me to rest n’ yet I still get something from them lesser quests

If I put my foot up at your head ya eyes should be xs when I step on em! 

His schemes are literally a walk in the park, all would know that id drop him easy

Sans and you must be the rotting-up corpses of Wario and Waluigi! 


IIIIM BOOM BOOM BOOM B-BOOM B-BOOM BOOM Like how ya traps blow up in ya face!

THE HUGE NUKE OF THE KOOPA TROOP Meanwhiiiiile ya got nothing to say!

Skinny bones ain't no meaty opponent one shitty throw could leave him beat and broken

The utmost weakest joke in Snowdin holding pity votes as a means of coping!


Papyrus:

Pissed off? I would be too if I only exist cuz of a pit stop

Which rots at the center of worlds: This mid boss is a mid boss (Nyeh-heh-heh!)

Now comes my secret move which defeats a goon in 3 in tune hits

It would leave you confused and seeing stars but it seems you beat me to it !!! 


WHAT, These stupid dogs have ruined it all, including both you and this new sup one

Whos useless boss has been used so much, won't needa beat ya to know you fell off !!!

Your putrid plot is moving left and right, at best can fly, SANS, THE PESTICIDE !!!

He spent his life endlessly obsessed with guys who tend to best his efforts every time !!!  


Kamek:

Once upon a time a boneless sidekick had his hopes to fight and

Be Royal guard but was regarded as too barebones and kind

He thought humankind as slow n spineless cuz they had chosen violence 

But then Frisk came along…


Boom Boom:

Could say that they left ya open minded! (Kamek: OHHHHH!!!)


Gonna be honest ready? it's easy to know what pastas from your awful recipe

If one chomp and there's vomit on his top already then it's gotta be Paps spaghetti!

Ya blue hearts been botchin’ any shot it gets yet he still pretends to be all optimistic

So I'd call it fittin that you're the skeleton here your love lifes nonexistent!

Boom Boom vs. Papyrus - Mario vs. Anything!

The 🍆 Monkey vs. Normal Porn For Normal People - History vs. Creepypastas!

WARNING: 🍆 JOKES ARE MADE

SpideyFam As NPFNP

Grasman As The 🍆 Monkey

Grasman As Narrator 

Written by King Ducky 

Cover Art by Box

Mixed by Jort

Writing assistance from M&Mattie

Beat prod. Anywaywell

Normal Porn For Normal People:
Hopped on our site? Thought you were locked in the bathroom
Though honestly primates with jaundice may catch views
Your stalking with eyes which have lost all their life
Like your pasta, despised by anybody with values
 
The story's teens craft you are a mess I wish forgetting
Not surprised they'd smash you and also reside in Texas
He even puts them to rest before he'll make an attack
You're not a threat just a real pain in the ass 

He lies his eyes on wives to capture, if they aren't in the picture  
He aims for 🍆 Inspectors which there are zero percent of
Your design requires a censor, sensing it begins my heads hurt
Though I wouldn't mind rendering my contender dismembered 

Narrator:
He is coming for your skinny ass bruh 😂
He is hungry for a shitty pasta!
He is something so sneaky and agile
The 🍆 Monkey is not for weak (Ughh)


The 🍆 Monkey:
I'm going bananas, better prep your goofy mask up!
Cuz I plan to eat your ass up like i'm tossing fruity salad
This doctors handing out virus' offering some randoms hyperlinks 
Locking his red pink slimy tongue onto the land of grimy SINKS! 

Grab ya tiny 🍆 and throw your awful shows off of chrome 
Before I turn you black, white and blue: mono e monochrome!
Now I'm meant to be menacing yet he's only more threatening 
Cuz I could do anything and it be one of his fetishes! 

Normal Porn For Normal People:
A classic on the net only webs you know of come blasting out your back end
Bad at delivery cuz you have to be dragging round that 🍆 
Buren'll bury any servant who spurts a churpin in 
His office so scurry 'fore the pleasure he's churning…

Think you're besting me? Well then i'll leave him so bloody
What? You're just an NFT that nobody wants
I'm no redditor so this crack monkeys nothing to die for
The snuff in my lore's too lovely for an av-eye-sore

The Pe 🍆 Monkey:
That white mask can't hide that 
You doctored doctored those disses like a medical li-cense
Find that I am a giant by my design and 
You'll fly in the sky when I get a hold of that fine ass

I drop hurt odd pervs on their deathbeds when I go deep in that butt!
You're a doctor but can not earn a shirt or a decent camera?
I'm killing this brittle bitch isn't his first time being taken down
Guess both me and the police are fine with any trace cut out!

The 🍆 Monkey vs. Normal Porn For Normal People - Horror Rap Battles!

RNG as Katz
Luke Reardon as The Neighbor
Beat produced by 2Deep
Written by Trakked, Alchemyking, GrenadeGames
Additional help by M&Mattie
Mixed by Jordy
Art by TomPuffs
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Katz:
Welcome to the Katz Motel. 
Now you know this can’t bode well.
You continue your abusing, and I find it quite amusing
How you went from family man to a sad, broken shell.
I’m Katz. I’m your competitor.
Do you have a reservation? You’ll be getting served.
Sit at your table, and soon you’ll be finding
It’s not you, but it’s rather my spiders that are dining
You’re an oaf. I’m a connoisseur of finer arts
I’m no therapist, but I will pick your mind apart
You’re disappointing the children whenever they find your garbage
I suppose that’s one way to leave a childhood scarred.

Neighbor:
You come into my property…
..and you disrespect me?
Then I’ll disassemble your businesses properly
If you are trying to test me
Between you and the fox, I think I must seeing double
If the Katz out of the bag, then I’mma have to grab the shovel
So why don't you step out, or else this won't be a fair game
Then I’ll throw you down another fucking staircase!
Join the dead kids so you can finally keep a company
Not talking your submarine, but you’ll be six feet underneath
You just had to have a look, and now you’re feeling my wrath
It isn’t just curiosity that’s killing this cat

Katz:
I wish you hadn’t done that.
You dug your own grave, now you’ll face it.
Some family died and it broke you inside
So you locked your son up in the basement.
Sad, isn’t it?
You had little Nicky in your grasp but you couldn’t finish it
Inside your corridors, spying
It seems like you could use some sport before dying.

Neighbor:
Dog’s caretakers are oblivious, my targets aren’t idiots
So when we talk our differences, a disguise simply finishes
My job, a little dog tries to out you while you’re schemin’ shit
You’ll finally be remembered when my poster has your face in it!
You’re getting too old to be playing these same tricks
You cheat ‘cuz you’re inadequate in every game you play in
You best start hunkering down, cuz now I’m flooding the town
It’s another contest you’re taking last place in

Katz:
I’ll do what your creators wished for and dissect you
No prayer or Satan worship will resurrect you 
Your life has played out as a never-ending tragedy
Fret not; I’ll simply bury you with the rest of your family

Neighbor:
I’ll bring my shovel down like it’s a racquet through your head
You ain’t escaping Raven Brook, you’re already coated in red
The puss went for the bird; here’s an end he didn’t expect,
It’s only fitting a motel owner was ended by a Guest


Katz vs The Neighbor - Rap Cypher #39

Ego as Jake and Logan Paul
ForgottenSon as Mike Tyson
Written by: Ego
Beat by: Teimunity
Mixed by: Jordy
Cover Art by: Cidisswo


LYRICS:

[Jake Paul]
Hunnid grand, everyday bro, another bag
If it’s Tyson Imma fry him, ohio fried chicken, like the nugget brand
All your fans gon’ want they money back
Like the IRS, debt’s what you rack
Passed the competition, iron (i run) laps around mike, like i was Evan’ (a van/evan) id slap you)
How the fuck I on park south with a southpaw in a rap brawl
Need a better fuckin stance dawg, if you wanna dance, keep your pants on
Disneyland flow’s what you channel, but this shits about to get a lot worse
With the way you Neil deGrasse (kneel to grass) Tyson, turned the weed farm to a god church

[Mike Tyson]
Someone tell Jake he gonna need some insurance, cuz I’m gonna go for the throat
But like Logan Paul you ain't out of the woods yet, till after i show you the ropes
Corny ass Little Mac Lethal, I know that none of the shit that you got is your own
But fuck please forgive me, you’re not Eminem, you’re more like a “we got Jack Harlow at home”
(Ding ding) Hear the bell sound
Ain’t Dirk dares, but you scared now
Leave him sleeping on the floor like team 10
You the Walmart mr dream, kid
Beefing with a vegan, will be devastating
This the last mis-steak that you’ll be ever making
Like I’m Hearn, get this hearing settled, make it
Like I bit his ear, this shit is deaf-amation

[Logan Paul]
YOOOOOOOOOOO BROOOO U GOOD??? 

[Jake Paul]
Bro???

[Logan Paul]
Damn bruh I'm so glad you're okay, I thought you were done for…

[Jake Paul]
I’m down for the count, you must avenge me brother. This is so not litty… 

[Logan Paul]
Shh, second verse is coming SECOND VERSE!! 
LOGANG, can’t compete with this FLOW GAME, dab on haters 
Like a glass of joe shattered opponents you’ve faced with 
But ain’t beat him or those allegations ‼️
Old ass man, hope you got your prescriptions 
Iron mike nah you iron deficient (YUP)
Out your Prime, shit was limited time 
Now I’ll drop the mic, link in the description! (MAVERICK!)
Weed smell loud as fuck

[Jake Paul]
Is that ya boys cologne?
Lisp like cartman, if we catch you on park south “I’m going home”
Mama in the brothel, but addiction’s a hard pill to swallow

[Logan Paul]
Like you Can’t decide whether to hit your wife or hit the bott-

[Tiger]
*tiger eats logan* (AHHHHHHHH)

[Mike Tyson]
Thought I was down for the count, huh? Should know by now that you can’t do it
Got me thinking when you gon’ learn? same thing all your fans was asking with Edfluence
Now you creeping on kids, I hear
That’s not cool, your fans might get sick ideas
You ain’t got the sauce, lil Disney punk 
I like my bars dissy, bruh!
So “So sorry” ain't gonna cut it, keep talking dirty to me, Jake, I LOVE IT
Your whole career is a series of several severe and continuous lapses of judgment
Jake be nimble but he’ll never hold a candle
So keep throwing shade but you’ll never escape your brothers shadow

Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson - Ego Rap Battles

TheMonarchy as Feathers McGraw 
ThanosQuack as Untitled Goose Game 
Mixed by Kaewoo 
CoverArt by WhozPhantom 
Beat by Requiem Beatz 
Art by Molliebendite & ACE
Special thanks to Grasman & GreenOwl 

Lyrics: 

McGraw: 
Feathers McGraw, most foul mind Britain’s seen 
Keeping up with the crimes as he now steals the scene 
From this inconspicuous ballbusting gander 
Out here stealing millions you just get bread from grandmas 


Ruffle feathers with McGraw soon you’ll be dead & gone 
I will only need my glove and then I’ll make a Chicken Run (and) 
I find it ironic who you bite off greater 
Cuz You only be a Goat in a Simulator 
(On guarde)

So I’ll beg my pardon as you’re decimated  
Verbally of course, rest we shall see later 
I’ve got some serious heat, that is the proof you lose 
So get down! Duck Duck Goose 

Untitled Goose Game: 
Oh snap! The nun turned out to be strapped 
But hasn’t considered the fact, nobody fucking asked! 
If all you you do is squawk then leave it to the ducks 
Keep the Blue Diamond I got bofa (bofa?) both-a-deez nuts 

“I’m ballbusting” yap yap yap yap 
Whatever bro just put the Beets in bag 
A thousand gnomes couldn’t cover your thousand yard stare
“I almost got the bag” dude NOBODY CARES 

So L +Ratio 
Stay trapped in the zoo while I wander every pond every patio
This penguin is crazy, bro thinks he Cobblepot 💀
Fitting for someone so deadpan to end bottled up 

McGraw :
Quiet you, we shan’t see what happens when I choose violence 
You should take notes from my playbook and embrace silence 
I’ll leave your burrow burrowed and ransack your House House 
You’ll go south out of season, this goose is cooked now 
 
A verbal murder, my first bird on bird crime 
This Goose couldn’t help, fell shorter than its play time 
I’m done stealing the battle, and while it was delightful 
Shows why I remain unrivaled and you’ll stay Untitled 


Untitled Goose Game: 
Oh you’re dangerous a criminal we get it 
But the best you got still is waaay too many edits 
I get hoes, I get bread, money and the Crown as well 
Switch it to the ring and that means I’ll hear no bell 

Cuz I stole it, now it’s in my burrow shining bright 
Like that smooth clay that will go extinct with the times 
Fits that a fly less bird doesn’t land but just crash and burn 
You’re left without your ice what happens when Penguins Turn (Honk!)

Feathers McGraw vs Untitled Goose Game- Rap Battle! ft. TheMonarchy & ThanosQuack

TheToppo as Little Beak and Little Penguin Lost
Mixed and cover art by Cidisswo
Beat by Insanebeatz

Special Thanks:
WhozPhantom
Euphoric Brothers
Nintendo

[little beak verse 1]
The Garten’s done sweeping up the Dandy’s World fuckers
Now they want me to fight a penguin with a vacant mother
Fuck it, I can take care of you quick like i was Mario
Go ahead and jump, fatty, it’ll be some nice cardio (FATASS!)

You kept coming back in Mario Party
But no one invited your ass, you’re even spectating their Karting
You charge at everybody in Mario Party 8
But in the movie, your kingdom got fucked up by Bowser’s army

Sure, I’m often talked down upon because of my game’s design
But I’ve never seen a single thing as scary as your Lego’s eyes
Waddle down to Dire Dire Docks, I’ll catch your dumbass drowning
Then I’ll drop your dead body down into the fucking mountains, bitch!

[little penguin lost verse 1]
You shoulda just went on to fight Toodles
Cause I’m ‘bout to turn the dial up as much as your pupils
And your forehead’s so big, I thought I was fighting a lightbulb
But you’re not the brightest, your eyes are more like black holes 

I gotta ask, what the fuck is your problem?
You had like 5 different siblings ‘till your foster mother dropped them
And if I was in your situation, I’d be terrified
If my actual mother was snacking down on her child (Ew!)

You’re talkin’ ‘bout me being dropped off a cliff
But it’s not nearly as bad as what Bouncelia did
She knocked you into a barrel of GV
So maybe you should hop back into it if you’re trying to beat me 

[little beak verse 2]
I see your brethren in Sparks of Hope
But I can tell you don’t have any with how hard you choked
Waddle away, Happy Feet, go back to your careless mom
I bet she’d rather have your lookalike and straight up have you gone

[little penguin lost verse 2]
You got mutated and you won a fight against a dinosaur
But you got crushed between an iron door and now you’re kinda sore
You ran cause you can’t fly in this form and after that
Your poor mom was naughtified to the core, can’t reincarnate her back.

Little Beak vs Little Penguin Lost - Rap Battle

April fools you little sausage  𓆏 

•CAST/CREW•
Light as Majin Sonic
TheNauticalClayDol as Atari 2600 ET

(Majin Sonic)
A finger wave outta start this
Another bargain bin scrap from the shit market?
Outbound me? I stomp flames
Screw an arcade, Rolfe pushes your buttons and then you haunt James!

Hop back in the airship you came in and I'm still fly
The lags and glitches isn't something for a thrill, guy!
Worth a shit ton for this Reeses Pieces looking ass
The only thing I groom is my fantastic mustache!

(Atari ET)
Um, excuse me, I know my neck stretches miles
Searching for another soul in your game might take a while
And finding a single worth of those flow switches
Your dead ass looks like the type to say I get no bitches!

Oh is it still my rap? Well chap I “mustache”
How did baldi and banban have more upper class?
Beat me please, you battling thee
OG fucking ET, your ass is just another EXE!

(Majin Sonic)
OH HO HO, not a single anomaly would find you!
FLOWS TOO SLOW, wouldn't be the same in my shoes!
You're a prick to many, and I thought I was the hedgehog!
I ran laps around you, you ran and then fell off!

(Atari ET)
All the rings, yet couldn't attract a single mate!
Fun is Infinite? When you were terminated I wouldn't say the same
From gaining clout, to FNF taking you down
Then went from “I AM GOD” to a Lord X'ing you out


Majin Sonic Art by Tompuffs
Atari ET Art by box

Written by box
Demo by box
Beat by Soulker
Mixed by box
Thumbnail by Tompuffs



ATARI 2600 ET VS Majin Sonic ○ Rap Battle by box [Ft Light!]

Don’t gotta hold in your laughter when these felted funnymen take the stage!

Both voices, writing and mix by Leo Barqui

Beat by Raias Beats

Randy art by Hazelmoth

Ted art and thumbnail composition by Tompuffs

Special thanks to ClarencetheDuck, Hypotoria, Hazelmoth, Zagranis and Alchemyking

Edit (when it releases) by GreenOwl


Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1si4nZeMpD15jOmZUrFMkt_sE3y1bfpR33vuMdqN3vME/edit

Randy Feltface vs Ted

Tricky Ricky running riot with his riddle rhymes. Again.

Rubber Ricky Ricochet

Songs used 

Willy Epson - DieSpace 

ALTA - Two Sides 

Warpsa - Self Destruct 

Bkame & Greesy - WHEN IT RAINS


Beat 

NECRO - "BLACK HELICOPTERS" INSTRUMENTAL
But i lowed the pitch a bit and what not to give it a lil extra zazzz

Feathers McGraw vs Untitled Goose Game- Rap Battle! ft. TheMonarchy & ThanosQuack

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