garbageGothic as Lofi Girl
ThanosQuack as Chrome Dino 
Written by WeThink, Ryufan76, Lukimorador 
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Lofi Girl art by CreeperPasta 
CoverArt by Ryufan76 


Lofi Girl: 
(Sigh) 
Keep it down please, I’ve tests to be passin’ 
I’m a studious student, and you’re a distraction 
Who only pops up when there ain’t any better to do 
And at best just gets bittersweet reactions 
Shocked you chose to battle, when all you do is run 
Even my amount of studying, couldn´t make you pass as fun 
Got a couple kids asking, where’s your game´s conclusion 
But a sole look at your screen, tells you’ve no resolution 

Chrome Dino: 
(Drop it)
Way to flunk in the studio, those all nighters ain’t well spent
Go home with your Bluetooth and your hidden headphone dent  
One does not simply trash talk the best the net’s come across 
Because on the track I leave an Impact, (wait for it) like a boss! 
You see me dodge and duck many obstacles on every try  
But even I can’t avoid to address how Chilled Cow’s milking you dry 
What about your lore, is that something we should check in?
only one episode in, and you came out with seasonal depression (bruh!) 

Lofi Girl : 
(Chuckle)
If this fossil got turned to oil, he'd still lack any worth 
Apex predator, but some plants make him hit the dirt 
You’re a pest at best, please just give it a rest 
As to get rid of this Rex, I oughta just hit refresh 
Reset the router or press to click off the tab no less 
8-Bits are no contest, and you’re just a browser’s tool, no to mention 
Romantically is just another way, that this loner dinosaur got no connection 

Chrome Dino : 
What if I told you, you’re just an overhyped GIF 
Only getting views cuz the disguised lullabies she comes with 
I got A Note For You girl, is that your pencil ain’t sharp
Spaced out and any lack bars, can’t even press me, to start
I’m got those ‘saur jaws but you’re the one that bites off, brutal 
While you stuck on school, I’ve been landing jobs at Google 
You’ll repp the white flag, like all the French peeps that I’ve seen  
And if you ask me, it’s time to pull the plug, on this livestream

Lofi Girl Vs Chrome Dino- Rap Battle ft. garbageGothic & ThanosQuack

Literary rap battles! Is back and at full swing  this time around we take a good look at a tragic love story who’s impact has been felt for generations and will be remembered fondly by its memorable writing and masterful handling of an already exsisting world…and The Divine Comedy, yet again we’re infinitely thankful to see you keep tuning in to this silly little corner of the internet and for next time…well time for “it” to do “it’s” part 

CAST: 

TAFox as Ebony D’arkness  Dementia Raven Way

WeThink as Dante Alighieri 
(You’re already here) 
TaigaTonic as Virgil 

CREW: 
Written by WeThink 
Character art by ForgottenSons & WeThink 
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Beat Prod. by Simmi Beats 
CoverArt by Toastie  


Lyrics: 

Ebony: 0:15-0:47 
I pull up with a black dress, dark corset and harness, ready to kill the mic, ay!
And some leather boots that will stomp this loser, you finna get ignit-ed! 
Don't get on your high horse, you´re self righteous and snobby 
Trust fund baby, who cries about The Guelphs as a hobby 
I enjoy pain, so i'll get kicks out of your beat down of a track, dude
Then you'll talk to the hand, as I put up my middle finger at you 
This chickenshit bitch sickens me, Bro c’mon just grow a pear 
If you wanna do y’know what with Beatriz, just arrange a damn affair (sigh!!!) 
That's the only way your ass got married anyways so, get bent!, 
Fitting someone that went to hell all can do now is repent 

Dante: 1:03-1:37 
Scholar and lyricist in a verbal feud with a student clashes? 
(Take notes!) you're about to see a rhetorical master in practice 
Present yourself as some Vampire right? 
Clever way to hide the fact that you don’t go outside 
Quite the pale skin, of course I see right through thee 
Afraid I might outclass you? Well then Mary, sue me 
An iconic tale of love and loss simply has no relation 
To the story based on the awkward phase of a lost generation
Your shipping’s hell, whilst my creation is nothing short of heaven sent 
We both met damnation since the start, but only one of us got to ascend 

Ebony: 1:38-1:52
For this verse I'm wearing fishnets, so you can get the hook 
Bout how your judgment ain’t preach, more like nose, crooked 
so take your Red fit, Saint prick, and use daddy’s sack to pay your taxes too 
We’re both hopeless romantics, but i'm better partly 
Cuz I didn’t drag Christians to a one man pity party 
And while both our loves a whole new chapter opened 
all your wuss ass did was more impotent 

Dante: 1:53-2:11 
Expected from a forsaken hack, I think I ought to mention? 
While your persona can be taken for comedy, proves you need divine intervention 
Virgil : Please, Dante is the boldest soldier,  the Supreme writer of Italy as well (Fax!) 
Therefore I shan’t be held liable, by the only damned student on Howgarts who can’t spell! 
(Virgil: Ohhh) 
My love is the kind that moves the sun and stars, yours is just scary filth! 
Funny, My Chemical Romance fan, but has none on the one she’s sharing with
While you slither into a hell of eternal mockery, you satanist! 
I’ve earned myself a throne next to God’s and to my Beatriz!

My Immortal vs The Divine Comedy ft. TAFox & TaigaTonic

CAST: 

TheToppo as Bored Ape 

Everon as Crypto Punk 

VonnyVerse as Freddy Funko 

CREW : 

Written by WeThink 
Additional Writing by VonnyVerse 
Art by WeThink & Teimunity 
Mixed and Mastered by Kaewoo 
CoverArt by Toastie  
Beat prod. By AnyWayWell 
Special Thanks to Spade, Shimario , The Monarchy, molliebendite & Corncob

NFTs vs Funko POPs!- Rap Battle! ft. TheToppo, Everon & VonnyVerse

RaccoonBroVA as Emperor Belos
Chase Beck as King Andrias

Written by mintoreos
Additional help from Freshy Kanal
Beat by Anywaywell
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Art by iaambfah

[Belos: 0:11]
If this semi-amphibian waste wants a fight, I’ll play
Flip the script, after this, you’ll be the one that’s enslaved
You’re severed when I take control, show you why you should stay back home
Humans have disgraced you, kid, how’d your Earth invasion go?

When you were a dictator, you let your father pull the strings
So how about you kneel down and serve another undead king
You got no attention, your dad left you gaslit
Not the first time that your ass got abandoned

Leif up and left, took that box, and now your day’s ruined
Marcy trusted you with all her heart until you put your blade through it
Spent your life making the monarchy your purpose
Now all you got to show for work is community service

[Andrias: 0:47]
I’ll end this bout quickly, like his final season
Just like all his lies, there was no rhyme or reason
He acts as savior but wants all the witches in a genocide
The only plan he’s coming up with is to gentrify

Palisman made all your scars so you donned a mask
Luz made sure your monstrous form would forever last
When I unsheath my sword I leave my rivals six feet under
When you bring out a weapon, you only kill your brother

You really thought his love was a crime on humanity?
Safe to say Caleb’s sanity doesn’t run in the family
Ironic how you tried to play God and made his corpse your slave
When the God in your world is who led you to a lonely grave

[Belos: 1:23]
It took a God to swing the war in the witches’ favor
But comparing us, we’d see who folded under pen and paper
Leave you shaken to the core, I’m not talking your superior
Newtopia’s new era, show me Anne, I’ll be defeating her

I rule a nation, you were overthrown by three L.A. kids
Are you a real newt if you can’t grow back your own limbs?
Let me possess your body, I can make you write good lines
Build them like a grimwalker, but I can’t fix that guilt you hide

[Andrias: 1:47]
He says he speaks for the Titan but I wouldn’t give in
When all he did was create the broken coven system
Lilith broke your the nose and now the race was somehow vile to you
Then you blamed the witches like, “now look what you made me do”

Tried to take over minds so that Raine had to force you out
Tried to trick Luz again, rain had to force you out
So as you’re begging me to do the right thing 
Remember it’s the second time you’re stomped by a king


Emperor Belos vs King Andrias - Mint Rap Battles (ft. RaccoonBroVA & Chase Beck)

► CREDITS:

Isaac Romomo as Aladdin
https://www.castingcall.club/isaacr

DuelSkiller as Gwonam
https://www.castingcall.club/voiceplay

Written by
Theme Park Avenue

Beat Prod. by
Insanebeatz

Mixed by
Danii

Thumbnail by
JK03

►LYRICS:
Aladdin Verse 1

Gee, you sure have some nerve disturbing royal Persians
If you’re an advisor, join the other hermit in a turban

You’re worthless, singing squadala, I sing as king of Agrabah
While you ain’t never had a friend, I always bring my squad along

With your appearance, guards would cut your ear off if they faced you
You’re ugly and aged, dude, Genie can’t even reanimate you

And with those seedy eyes, this creepy guy just needs to die
But I don’t even need my sword, this bread’s enough to steal his life


Gwonam Verse 1

Your majesty, on a technicality
Jafar and his minion had your palace seized 

And trapped princess Jasmine because you kept your friend jailed like Ganon
You tried to get a kiss, now look what has happened

You were broke when your mother took her final bow 
Could have looked for a job but didn't try that route 

You're a crook, but I think your mama might be proud
If you just have the vision to find a house!


Aladdin Verse 2

That’s rich, there’s no denying that my life was pretty tough
But Link’s is worse because you didn’t give him time to get his stuff

Now he can’t even buy the oil that would light this battle up
Your meager rubies are lackluster, I’m the diamond in the rough
You gotta

Be quite a jump behind if you still think I have no worth
I was Jasmine's perfect suitor, and I hardly had a shirt!

Ask Jafar, it really burns when you’re pitted against me
I’ve bested a second wizard, now you’ll go with many blessings


Gwonam Verse 2

You escaped the Cave of Wonders and created slaves in hundreds
Link, see how both Aladdin and Harlequin make their puppets? (Huh?)

Then you stormed the palace for some power, won the lass with charm and swagger
But her cash is all you’re after? You’re a magic carpetbagger! 

I navigate so Link can grant wishes to millions
I’ll split you down the middle, kid, I’m the prime Koridian

I won, the Prince of Purse-Pinching is once again imprisoned
And he’ll finish his little swim with the fishes, it is written

Aladdin vs Gwonam. PowerPoint Rap Battles

M!cah as Fredbear 
ForgottenSons as Mike Tyson 
Art by WAN & MegaPMB 
Mixed by Zagranis 
CoverArt by Box 
Beat Prod. By Raias Beats

Lyrics: 

Mike Tyson: 
I step onto the Ring, causing Fazbear Frights now 
One swing and I’ll knock this This fat bears lights out 
Mash you against a wall, till you're withered and tethered 
Wreck your face, see you tryna put that shit back together 

You don’t see, I try to keep my damage in the ring still  
You wreck a marriage, getting your creators kid killed 
Growing up I had it tough, often I had empty plates 
Even then I´d never eat in your trashy pizza place
 
Don’t play games with me Teddy, it’s best run now 
But if you wanna do that, you finna end up punched out  
A failure build on failures of failure of failures of your creator 
A copycat and such a rat. Chuck. E cheesy faker 


Fredbear: 
Surprise, surprise Tyson already getting ticked off 
Went to rehab, but he still packs a couple Kilos 
It’s not the world’s fault got sidetracked and lost your spark 
Yourself make your PR team as useless as your bodyguards 

Man even your punchlines don’t hit, guess that’s the sad truth 
That verse was the biggest waste of ink since your tattoos
This heavyweight’s light work, at Freddy’s we catch you off guard 
Mess around with the springlocks, you’ll end up a locked jaw 

Mike Tyson: 
That’s it, I’ll put your broken fam thru a second mourn 
Man, your 20/20 ain’t shit to my 44 
See scoreboard, see you ain’t fit for the lore
See you’ve squat of screen time, see your soul mucus at your core?! 

Believe, I’ve my fair share of days rage has me itching 
I work them issues out, you ass just sits while twitching
You doin’ Jack if screaming while wailing is your fighting style 
Fuck a Game Theory, I already know who’s The Crying Child 

Fredbear: 
Now scamming with the Paul’s is the only Prime left in your reign 
Seriously? I’ve seen fancier boxers up on Calvin Klein (hey!)
On the bright side this fight to your prime beckons 
Based on the fact, it was over before even 20 seconds 

Your life’s unjust, but against it you can’t seem to fair better 
Now cough up waterworks behind Canelo and Mayweather 
Don’t worry Mike everyone has anger and has fears 
You need to vent, luckily for you I’m all ears 

The pressure kept building, and it left you defenseless 
Now you’re a shell of an Old Man, avoiding the Consequences 
It’s a TKO, times run out, and the bites taken 
The baddest man, keeps the devil waiting 
(Connection Terminated)

Fredbear vs Mike Tyson- Rap Battle! ft. forgottenSons & M!CAH

AdamDRB as Macbeth (audio)
RaccoonBroVA as Nixon, Gerald Ford and Witch 3 (cameo)
garbageGothic as Witch 1
Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Witch 2
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional writing help by Oofie, MaviKartal2003, YLFEthan and JK03
Chiseled by Jofinity 
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Anywaywell
Cover art by Oofie
Art by YLFEthan
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FOREWORD:
I wanted to upload this as a way to publicly preserve a project of mine I will most likely not be continuing. Macbeth vs Nixon was a battle I started working in late 2021-early 2022 back when I was taking both an English and History class in school, both of which covered Macbeth and Nixon respectively in great detail. I thought these people were really interesting and felt awesome to work on - two leaders who were corrupted by power and had their own actions lead to their downfall. 

The audio for it was done pretty quickly in 2022, and I wanted this to be a live action battle. I got Carrick aka RaccoonBroVA, who voiced Nixon, to body act as him also, and he filmed a great performance. Before playing Fred visually in Arthur vs Fred by Discord Rap Battles, Nixon was originally Carrick's first live action role; the first he ever filmed. The body actor for Macbeth unfortunately did not film as quickly in comparison, and eventually it got to a point where the battle kept aging the longer it took for filming to be complete. 

I decided to cut my losses in 2024 and ultimately scrap this project, as I didn't want to be weighed down by such an old project when I could be working on new ideas I'm more passionate about. This idea is still good, and maybe someday I'll get back to it, but for now it'll remain a relic of my earlier years as a rap battle creator.
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LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oT26Dnw4oti0TKqfOdSuBoWw1P_gg375t_pdkCEy8vg/edit?usp=sharing

[SCRAPPED AUDIO] Macbeth vs Richard Nixon. SIR Rap Battles (ft. AdamDRB, RaccoonBroVA & More)

So basically this battle is intended as a send-off to the audio only era of my battle making career. I want to release my battles with videos from now on, as I develop the ability to edit and also level up my general skill enough to make videos worth it. This battle was written close to a year ago, and it's been stuck in development hell for a while, but I hope you enjoy it in an "end of an era" kind of way.

Kat Toony as Queen
Lexi M. as Megamind
Kamren as Berdly
RaccoonBroVA as Reporter
Written by Alchemyking & Kat Toony
Additional help by SIR Rap Battles
Art by Valonide & WAN
Beat by ToneJonez
Arrangement by Hazelmoth
Mixing by Jort
Cover art by M!CAH

Queen:
(Queen laugh)
They Say Megamind Is The Greater Mind
With The Crazy Rhymes To Be Caged Inside? Please Don’t Waste My Time
Stay In Line, I’ve Got Only One Blue Brain In Mind
(Like yours truly?) By My Calculations, Mine (oh.)
For A Genius You Lack Great Pronunciation
My Database Comes With Language Applications
And A Mansion! You Spend Your Vacations
In A Prison, Tryna Break Into Your Basement
Came To Scoop That Reporter? 
Well News Flash!
She Was Duped By A Dude She Knew 
In A Crude Plan To Let You Smash?
I Would’ve Blue Balled Your Blue Ass
You’ve Been Thrashed Past Your Initial Defeat
When Minion Gets Beat By Despicable Me
But Oh You Saved Yourself… And It Got Me Snoring
The Only Fountain That Can’t Cause A Roaring

Megamind:
A big bad computer? I’m shaking in my custom leather boots!
That’s something you can’t do without tripping over and getting bruised
I leave cities in devastation, so like my hologram, go ahead and face it:
This old PC’s more like PowerPoint if we’re talking PRESENTATION!
And Minion’s helped more in a bowl than that gamer’s done
He’s thirsty like I shot the dehydration gun
I’m a monument to villains who get redeemed
Your statue’s built on the dreams of a petty dweeb (HEY!)
To your citizens’ plight, you’re lazy
Don’t need bananas, you’re already crazy!
Meh… you caged me.
I’ll just do what your chapters can’t when I break free!
Now I know he’s my nemesis, and I don’t want to agree with Tighten’s thinking
But there’s no Easter bunny, no tooth fairy, and no Queen of Cyber City
Just a layabout, no one even knows your name
Take you out, but we’re not playing mobile games
In the end, you’re a giant waste
I’ve seen more evil electronics from a microwave!

Queen:
Look, I’ve Seen Outdated Memes Leave Both Our Fandom Teens In Stitches 
But Even With Their “Penis Music” Yours Still Get No Bitches 
With Where You’re At It’s No Shocker
That The Golden Boy Soaks Up The Fame That You’ve Never Had
You’re Not Allergic To Copper
So You Should Be Happy That You’ll Never Stack Up To Metro Man
Talk ‘Bout My Chapters? Let’s Tear Your Part 2 Apart
Just Like Your Syndicate It Was Doomed From The Start
Did Your Writers Get Hit With The Forget Me Stick?
Now You're As Tired And Washed Up As The True Bernard
Now You Pander In A Play To Get Clicks
I Got A Werewire If You Want To Stay Connected

Queen?
But… I’m No Better With Social Media
Governing My Subjects With The Lies I Keep Feeding ‘Em

(The fake Queen is revealed as Megamind, using his disguise watch)

Megamind:
(Huh?) PSYCH! Got you, so stay mad!
I could raise Lancer better if I played as Space Dad
But… I don’t really need to mess with my watch
When I could fool you with my head in a box!
And speaking of “box-in”, get your record straight
Can’t handle booze, and you say you’re a heavyweight?
Well, I suppose that’s the last of it…
(Hey, a hero! Get your cameras quick!) BACK AWAY FROM ME, YOU SAVAGES!
It is simply so maddening
Go focus on the freakshow that her palace is!
She’s so toxic that her baked goods are “ass-idic”!
Forget her traffic; she’s practicing human trafficking!
You couldn’t match to my intellect, and now the deed’s done
I’ll carry you to the Romanian outlet store and demand a REFUND!


NFTs vs Funko POPs!- Rap Battle! ft. TheToppo, Everon & VonnyVerse

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