From this point onwards, we won't be having announcers for SoundCloud audios, but SPM's crazy voice will still be there on the YouTube videos!

Monokuma:
Welcome to Hope's Peak Academy! Puhuhu…
You’ll find this punishment more fun than the kids you abuse
And I know I can’t say much considering I killed a few
But now I don’t have to worry about that diss coming from you!
That tiny land you got could never match-up to my Jabberwock
Don’t you talk! That past of yours only makes you a laughingstock!
It makes me hot thinking about how your title was left to rot
They looked at what you got and then said “what if we made them tots?”
Chris, take your win and throw it down the Flush of Shame
You’re insane! Poke the bear and these claws will leave you maimed
I’ll make sure your body’s undiscovered— like anyone would be sleuthin’
I’m claiming my victory like the copyright on Reunion!

Chris McLean:
Morning campers! Today’s challenge is delayed
Because this teddy bear doesn’t know when to stay in his Lean!
So let’s get right to the Action, campers, it’s time to vote!
Looks like you’re another loser I’m sending off in a boat
The only despair you’re getting now are the fan’s reception
You say you’re too advanced for NASA, but you’re stuck in suspension
With your body count I don’t get how I’m similar to you
Not to mention the way you treat your own kids! Not cool, dude!

Monokuma:
Your history and everything you ever had is gone!
So move on! You’re so Ridonculous they replaced you with Don!
No Truth behind the Bullets you shot; you’re just outmatched, kid
Before another Chris gets slapped, I suggest you bury the Hatchet

Chris McLean:
I’m first class, the one and only! While you’re one of many
Just need to Alter your Ego to make your whole scheme unsteady
The sidekick to Junko is nothing but a Drama Machine
And your whole killing game got executed by a bunch of teens!
I’ve never seen anything like this on my World Tour!
You’re done! I got 2 more seasons, so I’ll continue to soar!
That’s enough fire for this ceremony and your elimination
This marshmallow’s now chewed out with no Future for it’s Foundation!

Cast/Crew:
Kamren the Person as Monokuma
jacuto as Chris McLean
Written by DonivideR
Mixed by Light
Beat by Epistra
Art by EpicMonkey & LimJJ
Soundcloud Cover by L1bUrN

Monokuma vs. Chris McLean - Crazy Diss Wars

friday night funkin, am i right, ladies?
MetalFireVA as Tankman
JustGamer as Scratch Cat
Beat produced by LionRiddims
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by Grenade

Battle:
Scratch Cat:
(Hey!) I’mma teach a lesson and I expect you to listen,
Bout to fire off shots and I don’t need your ammunition
This cat’s out the bag! Here’s a rule you should keep, hack
Got envy towards me? I suggest you press the green flag
The MIT MC vs NG? Please!
Why did FNF revive this pile of STDs?
Flash got trashed and I’m still living on
While this sailor mouth must still live with his mom

Tankman:
Look what the cat dragged in, a wack rap that I can trash on
Need to shut that mouth, kid, this pussy needs a tampon
Don’t need tanks to show you that I’m scary
Doesn’t take a pro to know your coding’s not binary

Scratch Cat:
I create the building blocks for bright stars in the future
While you create a place for the world’s biggest losers
Now kids watch your stuff, you should know you’re corrupt
Really think you’re tough? well-

Tankman:
Ugh, shut the fuck up! 
I want you to go home, if you won’t though
I’ll start runnin’ you over and I’ll have ya goin’ “Oh noes!”
Think you fired shots, but you.. missed me, I’m
Gonna.. flip this battle like a.. 69
Bruh. How could you beat me without your guard on, 
I mean, it’s killing my hard-on and you fuckin’ know I hate that
Won’t need Steve to beat this sleazy cheater, leave a mark on
This robot with its parts gone, scar Tron so you’ll take last

Scratch Cat:
Listen, mister, clowns are something I don’t tolerate
You’re awful and you’ve fallen off, I’ll dominate
Your page and leave a copy-pasted, awkward wasted flop erased
You’re not so great, while I’m a scholar mocking this unlawful snake that Johnny made
You think you’re manly with your phallus jokes and war crimes?
Please, I’m a cat and I’ve been even tougher more times

Tankman:
What’s this slander being spread against me?
Motherfuckin’ OG vs a dead meme?
Go stuff your words in your gullet and shove it up where the sun don’t shine
So tough, while you’re nothing, can’t even punch a line
(yeah) Not afraid to shove a shottie up your spine
I’d fuck your mother, but I’d prolly have to cut in line

Scratch Cat:
This captain is cappin’ if he thinks that I’m gonna cave in
Maybe drop the tanks and go back to your mother’s basement

Tankman:
Damn, even flashbangs are less grating than that voice
So why don’t you shut it up, go and suck my sack, boy! (OHHH)

Tankman vs Scratch Cat - Rap Cypher #29

"Get away from her, she needs to die."
"Who the bleep are you?"

🎙️ Guest: Giggles (www.youtube.com/user/MoralsAndVirtues/)
🖋️ The Author: www.reddit.com/user/Lillian_Madwhip/submitted/ / www.facebook.com/WilliamDalphin/

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Lily Madwhip and the Other Knife That Pierces the Veil by William Dalphin (19/?) (Guest Storytime)

Just get this done, and get on your way. Last band-aid.

🖋️ The Author: https://www.reddit.com/user/A_Hawaiian_Shirt, https://mobile.twitter.com/ahawaiianshirt1, &amp; 
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A Late Goodbye by Jesse Pullins

Main Cast:
Cri as Pyro (Video) 
Swoldow as Pyro (Audio) 

Cri as Jacket (Video) 
Belle Beniko as Jacket (Audio) 
garbageGothic as Jacket’s recorder 

Beat by Allrounda
Mixed by: Serena
Written by: Cri
Thumbnail by: M!CAH

Battle:

Pyro:
The fire burns like the sun nobody is safe to run 
Warning! Warning! for you this won't be fun
I strike up a match and things turn for the worst
But if you want to strike a match then I’ll let it all burn

It will only take a second to rip you open and spill your guts
But while killing a hobo you tipped over and went to spill your guts
Like Soldier with Zhanna you ain't getting any leisure
At least when I leave people shaking it’s fear, not fucking seizures 

Went into a losing battle with a band of men,
but was too quick to book it. Turned to abandonment
Was hauled off to safety by your friend to prevent your ends 
But since Beard was cut off you started smashing heads

I don’t care about no silent assassins I’ll turn your ass into grass quick 
Air blast back your attacks to make you disappear like it's magic
Like your girl in the bathroom, Left 4 Dead, man it’s tragic
That you had to get a PAYDAY 2 not get trashed like an addict

Jacket:
Do you know what time it is? Time to stop all of your rambling 
You may have heat but it’s nothing to the streets of Miami
A harbinger of death, but it’s simply just a rumor 
Cause he may not have cancer, but you're still your teams biggest tumor

You used to be leaving people questioning “Why’s Pyro cynical?”
But now all they can think of you is “Why Pyrocynical!”
It’s typical, but I find it ironic you can't spit hotter
So I’ll snuff this pyro’s flame leaving RED in the water

A mute mercenary maiming men begging for attention 
Yet this infantile infantry isn't meant to have a weapon
But with a finger on the trigger I'm prone to leave any ringer dead
Cause there's nothing stopping me even with a bullet through my head

Go ahead and turn off your fire before I get my guns and fire 
To leave the flames going higher Pyro’s burning as a pyre
Cause out of everyone on your team you're still the most useless member
So please exercise caution when aggravating my temper

Pyro:
You've been a hoax ever since the moment you were first deployed
Finished the objective of the movement that you wanted to destroy
But addressing the depressing acts they used to send a message
You’ll need more than 50 blessings to not leave this battle headless

Jacket:
Claim I’m a hoax while you’ve stayed as a joke
Just the trope of the foe meant to go as unknown
I go for the throat make you choke on your smoke
Thank you all for stopping by we hope you enjoyed the show

Pyro vs Jacket - TF2 vs Anything (ft. Swoldow, garbageGothic, and Belle Beniko)

ThatAdorableFox as Osaka
ThanosQuack as Scooter
Elizalkin as Announcer

Written by ThanosQuack
Additional writing by Elizalkin
Beat by louisflip
Mixed by jordy
Thumbnail by Elizalkin
Special thanks to Rosenthal and the rest of the Maryheads, Shimario, the Krusty Krab Krew and baggio

Lyrics:
Osaka Verse 1:

Oh my gah! I can’t believe my eyes!
It’s Jeffy from SML if he put his safety gear aside

To do super dangerous stunts for the minimal approval
Think about your fans moving from their seats if you wanna talk Scooters (wow!)

Got fame repeating Sata Andagii
Chew you out like Sata Andagii

I may be the dumb one, but I don’t kid
When I thought my brain couldn’t be mushier I watched one of your vids aww

Even 100% off is more than your worth is at
Who’d get pleasure with their hand up your ass? No strings attached?

And with no more cash after losing ads (uuh), for once it’s got me thinking
That it’s the second time that you got rode on by a “rich” kid

Your half-dad saw a missing person’s poster
And submitted you without thought like how I am with homework

And any other chance you’d get a loving family now
Would be thrown away for fun like the key to a beach house!

Scooter Verse 1:

Hey! My name’s Scooter! Says it on my shirt
If you mess with me, I’m gonna go berserk

Just built a ramp and the trick I hit will be so cool
I’m going to space, you’re just spacing out in school! (aaaah)

Forget the mic, this fight’ll be the thing that Scooter picks up
Scooter likes to go for low blows, try not to hiccup!

Next time you take your eye drops I’ll drop you and give you pink eye
Then the fatgirl’s croquettes won’t be the only thing with red inside

Speaking of riding, your creator likes to draw that with women
Fatboy used an old porn design to create your Mrs.

Wanted to be the formal one, but with her pressure on the first day
Your accent was left like your chair, rocking sideways to sideways

All those chopsticks aren’t as busted as your chances as a professor
Debunking stereotypes are the one thing you’ll get to lecture

And even if you think you’ll get to college with those numb nuts
I’m not spending hours reading about your members playing Among Us!

Osaka Verse 2:

Stereotypes are something you and your bro should know to my knowledge
He drew the line and your first instinct was to grind on it

Were made a mindless clone cuz Cody wanted to be hip 
But the only jeans/genes you're rocking are that god awful drip (bleh!)

Scooter Verse 2:

And the only fans you’re rocking are the awkward men who worship you
Once you start adult life, you’ll see more than one Kimura soon

Too bad you’ll be dead then
I’ll build another scooter for my collection and your bones serve a swell foundation

Osaka vs Scooter (Azumanga Daioh vs SML) | 100 Hour Rap Battle Challenge

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cg2fnEIvxLwsgsPSAN1_B34mlPqUVY7ZvyINVfG494s/edit
RaccoonBroVA as Big Jack Horner
King Mewtwo as Frieza
Written by MetaMachine
Mixing and thumbnail by SIR Rap Battles
Beat by SYKO
Art by Skydivingquagga
Hint for next time: "Shifty Salesmen" (ft. Quizzique)

Jack Horner vs. Frieza

Starved : Leo Barqui
The Tortured One : Kamren 

Written by Kamren
Additional Help from AlchemyKing
Art by Trakked and CreeperPasta
Beat Prod : Allrounda
Mixed by Kamren
Special Thanks to AdamDRB

Starved Eggman :
Thousands of leagues underneath, very fitting for a sea star
You'll never measure to my intellect and bars
I’m created by a Dumbie but christ, so far
For the first time in forever, I'm actually Starved
Much unlike your comic, the world isn't black and white
So allow me to paint it red with the blood of your kind
First I’ll have you burned in my Furnace like a Flicky
You cannot hope to diss me, you copy of a kitty
I loved that hedgehog, savored every single piece
Tormented by SpongeBob, served up as Krabby Patty meat ;
A tragedy, so sad to see the suffering and agony
Of not getting your taste, so please, gnash at me!

The Tortured One :
I’d ask, but I know exactly how you feed
How unfortunate, I'm not one to appease
Best hope your Fight or Flight response is enough for salvation
For I don't know what's more suspended, myself or your animation
You're just like Eugene, a hollow shell on the outside
Filled with naught but greed, I'd recommend you open wide
Grow a spine, tuck it under your tail, hide and find
Squidward does your job better and doesn't even try
Join death in its dance! Old Man Jenkins needs to realize
You're this way cuz you got a taste of bird : Kentucky Fried!
Come close and embrace, you don't even know your fate
When I complete you more than your mod's last release date

Starved Eggman :
Oh little star, I don’t think you get the concept
You’re a severed limb, an ingredient that was kept
From the eye of one beholder and how did he react?
His mind went like my base, exploded upon impact
All because they didn't ask? Horrid customers, I assure you
Yet the solution to your problem was... feeding them tofu?
Actually, this vermin doesn't deserve to be between my teeth
I'd sooner pick a pack of Snickers if I wanted bars to eat

The Tortured One :
Arrogance won't save you, come catch these hands
Even for you, that's on the nose, I'll rip it out like Mermaid Man
You're putting me to sleep with how out of tune your voice is
Don't preach to me about my feasts, words don't absolve your choices
Regenerating all your blows, slowing you down like your nemesis
The only thing you bit off was another pasta’s Genesys
Never let him cook again, Eggman's cracked on my chains
The life's already dead in his eyes, not worthy to be my Prey

Starved vs The Bikini Bottom Horror - Rap Battle! (ft. Leo Barqui)

Welcome back to this corner of the internet where this time we have the finale of Chapyer 1 of our series, this time we see a clash of urban legends one could say, on the left corner we have The Hero of New York coming all the way from Queens Spider-Man , and on the right corner we have the Myth of Virginia, coming all the way from Pleasant Point Mothman, so who will come out on top to show the world who’s on top of the Insect-Human hybrids, also you might wanna stick till the end if you’re interested in what chapter 2 has to offer…

CAST :
RaccoonbroVA as Spider-Man 
DurrDoesStuff as Mothman 

CREW :
Written by WeThink & Narwhal753 
Mixed and edited by WeThink 
Beat by Pendo46 
Cover by net. 
CoverArt by TotallyNotNathan & SuperSlayy 

Lyrics : 

Spider-Man: 
(Alright…let’s go) 
Swinging high on buildings and kill it at protecting  peeps 
You Flee and hide, cause killings yet protection needs 
from hillbillies, do this the Jameson way, take shots at a menace 
You’ll get fired, then you crawl back to your geeks to get gassed 
Up, on the sky your friendly neighbor swings by 
from NYC to silver screens, Empire State of my franchise
Only one on down in the south ,that can't seem to get things right 
Getting angry already, or why is there  red in your eyes bruh?
So it looks like Killer Moth is going through some edgy phase 
Like he couldn’t pull hits, so on scamming tourists now his hope lays
wanna stare a statue, just come to New York 
We have bigger statues and sewer rats, cleaner than this dork 
Another maniac thinks he fly? Meets me, by bars gets surrounded too 
Jail you for Con-spiracy and your scams a la Crypt-o Zoo 
Your outdated and rusty, confederate statues buying fursuits now? 
I’ll Leave a moth in the dark , after I knock its lights out 




Mothman : 
Better Buckle kid, you ain’t ready for what I dish out  
Missed out on a normal life, now he feels how 
All his loved ones ghost him or are six feet down! 
Bring his issues out, as he’s just comics clown 
Wanna stop another train wreck? get off the station 
Need you to bring the Venom outside your toxic  relations 
Calling me a scam cuz the only green you got is envy, let’s be honest 
Hyped for your next time on theaters Spider-Man Homeless 
Daddy Stark carried your way into an Avengers member 
But glad we all agree you’re better left unremembered 
Morales is Miles ahead, and that isn't a shock to bare 
Now you´re choking on the beat, call you Spider-Man Noir 
And with your multiverse, try this now 
find one where your daddy issues are sorted out 
To try and fight me, you’re right, you'd have to be batshit  
Wanna catch hands? Bruh your girl proved you can’t catch shit  


Spider-Man: 
Ok…Those were some annoying attempts at
mocking me
But it’s gonna take more than that if you wanna be bugging me 
Get tangled in a web of lines, cuz my writing sticks  one punch and it will send Big Bug back to  the Omnitrix 
I’m snapping on the booth, become main course on a  track 
I’m naturally on top, compared you’re just a snack 
The man, the myth, the legend that does whatever a spider can 
It’s the spectacle of mothman against the spectacular Spider-Man  


Mothman: 
Whatever dude go back struggling each time you’re not selling your own pics 
Thanos and the booth I see you and snapping don’t mix 
Many monsters  wanna get a hold of little Pete 
but mask off, on sight,  there's just one scared & nerdy kid 
Experience daily trauma, however I find most sad that 
Your love life, luck so bad doesn’t even match black cat’s 
You cannot hide your pain in shitty puns , You clown 
You swing high above the buildings, but still let everyone down

Spider-Man vs Mothman-Rap Battle! ft. RacconBroVA & DurrDoesStuff

Crowven Corvuson (ArcadeKitten) VS Cousin Eddie (National Lampoons)- Bonus Battle

GrenadeGames as Crowven Corvuson 

garbageGothic as Mary Anta

ClarenceTheDuck as Cousin Eddie

Written by CornCob7178

Mixed by GrenadeGames
Instrumental by InsaneBeatz

Art by ATrashArtist and ClarenceTheDuck
Logo by SPM1000

Sound Effects/Design from Pixabay.com

Crowven: (Verse 1)
Griswold’s Christmas went to shit when this idiot walked in?
Clark would give Mars a gift, wishing this prick in a coffin
You’d be better off, your living situations awful
Cannot get shit for your kids, because this dick is still jobless

Investments in the RV drove you downward
Attention-starved creep, I should treat you like a bouncer
(Heh) Can’t swim? You belong in that lake
‘Cause like other suckers down there, Eddie’s just dead weight

Your whole families littered with infections, and
Your blood is still more infected than the liquid my cousin stepped in
Committed a kidnapping, ‘cause you thought Clark gave permission?
How you suck off his ass, you’re more ready to do some kissin’

Cousin Eddie: (Verse 2)
(Hehe) Hold on there, son
Seeing your relationships, it’s good I’m being bothersome
Only time you safety, is when you’re screaming about it
Maybe save the neck me, if you’re not gonna stick yours out kid

Just because your last try at driving got you delayed
Doesn’t mean you can just drive everybody away
May we be if you were there, to support Mary through her mourning 
She wouldn’t spend every morning doing that with the corpses

The gun holes that you applied to Tywla’s goons
Don’t come close to the circles that she flies around you
‘Till she’s tricked your instincts, and caught you slipping
You missed her, but didn’t miss Ovidious’s blast wounds

Crowven: (Verse 3)
M: Crowven! Please, stop harassing this homeless guy-
C: I know, his lack of cologne ain’t the only reason his flow is dry
M: Did he say you make poor choices? I-I mean that’s funny-
C: Coming from the dolt who sold his home away only for gas money!

C: Ugh, this guy’s disgusting-
E: Like how you leave Theo’s hat? (Haha!) I don’t think a fresh one as a present could bring your trio back
C: I’ve had enough of this country bumpkin fuckup
I don’t share blood, yet I’m a less insufferable cousin!

So don’t even try to lecture me, Eddie; ‘cause we’re unequal 
You’re always unwanted, just like your sequel
No compliments, no common sense, and probably no cash
Your grave will only be remembered when Zapara forgets her stash

No shit Clark lost his, with how defective you are lately
Who cares about my driving, when you drive everyone crazy?
No matter much time you spend ruining your kids Christmas 
You’ll never afford the “Decent Dad” on their wishlist

Cousin Eddie: (Verse 4)
Fix your aim if you wanna pop off shots
Chicks, they know that I’m a Dog like Snots
Tough guys like you and me, sometimes we have to be brash and all
But that don’t turn your bundle of public outbursts rational

She don’t think you’re a killer, so she’ll be glad to hear that
Corvuson couldn’t this kill this here track, that is if
Sophio hadn’t found out, set fire to your grounds, now
I’m the life of the party, but not the one who brought the house down

Special Thanks:
Rosenthal
Salvadore
ArcadeKitten
Randy Quaid

Spider-Man vs Mothman-Rap Battle! ft. RacconBroVA & DurrDoesStuff

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