sailor mouth is a hint for popeye vs. steamboat willie - rap cypher #30

From this point onwards, we won't be having announcers for SoundCloud audios, but SPM's crazy voice will still be there on the YouTube videos!

Monokuma:
Welcome to Hope's Peak Academy! Puhuhu…
You’ll find this punishment more fun than the kids you abuse
And I know I can’t say much considering I killed a few
But now I don’t have to worry about that diss coming from you!
That tiny land you got could never match-up to my Jabberwock
Don’t you talk! That past of yours only makes you a laughingstock!
It makes me hot thinking about how your title was left to rot
They looked at what you got and then said “what if we made them tots?”
Chris, take your win and throw it down the Flush of Shame
You’re insane! Poke the bear and these claws will leave you maimed
I’ll make sure your body’s undiscovered— like anyone would be sleuthin’
I’m claiming my victory like the copyright on Reunion!

Chris McLean:
Morning campers! Today’s challenge is delayed
Because this teddy bear doesn’t know when to stay in his Lean!
So let’s get right to the Action, campers, it’s time to vote!
Looks like you’re another loser I’m sending off in a boat
The only despair you’re getting now are the fan’s reception
You say you’re too advanced for NASA, but you’re stuck in suspension
With your body count I don’t get how I’m similar to you
Not to mention the way you treat your own kids! Not cool, dude!

Monokuma:
Your history and everything you ever had is gone!
So move on! You’re so Ridonculous they replaced you with Don!
No Truth behind the Bullets you shot; you’re just outmatched, kid
Before another Chris gets slapped, I suggest you bury the Hatchet

Chris McLean:
I’m first class, the one and only! While you’re one of many
Just need to Alter your Ego to make your whole scheme unsteady
The sidekick to Junko is nothing but a Drama Machine
And your whole killing game got executed by a bunch of teens!
I’ve never seen anything like this on my World Tour!
You’re done! I got 2 more seasons, so I’ll continue to soar!
That’s enough fire for this ceremony and your elimination
This marshmallow’s now chewed out with no Future for it’s Foundation!

Cast/Crew:
Kamren the Person as Monokuma
jacuto as Chris McLean
Written by DonivideR
Mixed by Light
Beat by Epistra
Art by EpicMonkey & LimJJ
Soundcloud Cover by L1bUrN

Monokuma vs. Chris McLean - Crazy Diss Wars

friday night funkin, am i right, ladies?
MetalFireVA as Tankman
JustGamer as Scratch Cat
Beat produced by LionRiddims
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by Grenade

Battle:
Scratch Cat:
(Hey!) I’mma teach a lesson and I expect you to listen,
Bout to fire off shots and I don’t need your ammunition
This cat’s out the bag! Here’s a rule you should keep, hack
Got envy towards me? I suggest you press the green flag
The MIT MC vs NG? Please!
Why did FNF revive this pile of STDs?
Flash got trashed and I’m still living on
While this sailor mouth must still live with his mom

Tankman:
Look what the cat dragged in, a wack rap that I can trash on
Need to shut that mouth, kid, this pussy needs a tampon
Don’t need tanks to show you that I’m scary
Doesn’t take a pro to know your coding’s not binary

Scratch Cat:
I create the building blocks for bright stars in the future
While you create a place for the world’s biggest losers
Now kids watch your stuff, you should know you’re corrupt
Really think you’re tough? well-

Tankman:
Ugh, shut the fuck up! 
I want you to go home, if you won’t though
I’ll start runnin’ you over and I’ll have ya goin’ “Oh noes!”
Think you fired shots, but you.. missed me, I’m
Gonna.. flip this battle like a.. 69
Bruh. How could you beat me without your guard on, 
I mean, it’s killing my hard-on and you fuckin’ know I hate that
Won’t need Steve to beat this sleazy cheater, leave a mark on
This robot with its parts gone, scar Tron so you’ll take last

Scratch Cat:
Listen, mister, clowns are something I don’t tolerate
You’re awful and you’ve fallen off, I’ll dominate
Your page and leave a copy-pasted, awkward wasted flop erased
You’re not so great, while I’m a scholar mocking this unlawful snake that Johnny made
You think you’re manly with your phallus jokes and war crimes?
Please, I’m a cat and I’ve been even tougher more times

Tankman:
What’s this slander being spread against me?
Motherfuckin’ OG vs a dead meme?
Go stuff your words in your gullet and shove it up where the sun don’t shine
So tough, while you’re nothing, can’t even punch a line
(yeah) Not afraid to shove a shottie up your spine
I’d fuck your mother, but I’d prolly have to cut in line

Scratch Cat:
This captain is cappin’ if he thinks that I’m gonna cave in
Maybe drop the tanks and go back to your mother’s basement

Tankman:
Damn, even flashbangs are less grating than that voice
So why don’t you shut it up, go and suck my sack, boy! (OHHH)

Tankman vs Scratch Cat - Rap Cypher #29

Vídeo: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FrhPIZI_OXQ&feature=youtu.be
Song By: Greay Funkin

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Donkey Kong vs. Gru - Mario vs. Anything


M!cah As DK


MGRB As Gru


Beat edit by Special Inquisitor Rayyan


Art by Evry & EpicMonkey


Cover art Box_Soldier22 


Written by King Ducky & King Wallace


Beat prod. Diamond Style


Donkey Kong:

So this is the chicken fried by El Macho and his full gut?

Who’s bald ass gets outshined by a guy with a bowl cut 

Think you're tough? In one shot ya got caught by your wife's pursuit

You could only drop me if that nose popped all my life balloons! 


Kong got your tongue? Im gunning for the knockout 

But not in dracs castle catch me at your mom's house

Despite your rocket science she was always not proud

Had ya think outside the box but still you're boxed out!


My eardrums are locked on offense, honestly sounds like you’ve lost it

I'd haul ya to back to The Office but it seems you got knocked off it

This novice father should drop it cuz he’s toxic to his daughters, they’re

Probably safer off being tossed back in foster care!


Gru:

First your destiny was capturing damsels in distress it seems

Yet soon enough you were the one being caught by kremling enemies

Desperately ported to switch yet DK still decays

So forget Tropical Freeze, I’m cocking this freeze ray! 


Jump man chose to trap you after your kidnapping plan arosed

Whips were cracked so many times you began to look like your shack home!

I would not be as jolted if your next roasts were merely bad jokes

Clapbacks aren't your forte, as Smash Bros and DKs rap show!


Donkey Kong:

I ride a track both ways when I’m rhyming in a minecart

Your only crime against society's your horribly designed car

That off the walls monster dog looks like K rool an awful lot 

I'll squash 'em along with your entourage of washed up blobs! (Ugh!)


Been drooling over Dru’s shit and losing to that dynamic Bratt kid

Hanging half naked off a cruise ship: truest banana hammock

Partner packed his suitcase reacting to losing planning madness

Can't stand on your own with that gru-elling Nosferatu stature!


Gru:

Stop all the talking and squabbling you sound like an angry Squawks

I’ll stomp your boombox thing and pawn the parts to Cranky’s shop

Sure you've seen some Gameboy games, but we didnt care

Now your releases are infrequent even when ditched by Rare!


Jump man trumped him, some ladders collapsed his dumb plan!

Come get your nephews to rescue yourself a-gain!

Overshadowed by everyone, there's no way to beat me

Can’t hop on a track, so as fodder used endangered species


Only jokes you doomed are floating goofs and a fat walrus too

I stole THE MOON, and now like K. rool I'll be taking gold from you

Can’t Barrel Blast away into the background, forget it

Now I’ve ended you like your ugly show, roll kredits!

Donkey Kong vs. Gru - Mario vs. Anything!

garbageGothic as Mori Calliope 
Mx. Alan as Edgar Allan Poe 
Written by JustGamer
Beat by InsaneBeatz and Glitchdude
Mixed by Fightmarker
Cover art by RNG

Edgar Allan Poe:
Once upon a midnight dreary, I waited at my desk dearly,
For Death to answer my queries, finally I saw him near me, 
I then noticed that his apprentice wants to be my opponent
Her big moment, and she chose to dress like that? Oh she’s hopeless
An influential rapper? Don’t see you raising or making no bars
And a model for all V-tubers? As if I know what those are
Think embracing the cringe will deflect critics, but it won’t leave you saved
After this, miss Calliope will again shift her image to a new name

Mori Calliope:
Alright chat, check this out, in today’s stream I’m gonna wreck this loser 
Gen Z couldn’t cancel me, so I ain’t about to lose to a boomer 
Going from poems to flowing seems like quite the hurdle to
Just lose to the Reaper, cause you know she’s bout to murder you!
Got lines by the dozen, drop rhymes like nothing, I love to write, you loved your cousin
I’m that spiritual lyrical miracle taking down the pitiful original with my pinnacle visuals
I give low fucks to this old fuck, you got no luck cause I’m so tough though we’re both some
Gothic writers, I’m dropping fire, you use your words to talk to minors 
Read through your catalog, how did you ever incite fear? 
Some writer you were, I thought your skills would actually apply here
Students yawning at that weak shit would be music to my ears
I’ll call this battle now, cause my Huge W’s right here

Edgar Allan Poe:
Forget the slipper, Miss Sinderella dropped the ball, I’ve had enough!
The EN curse has followed you, even your battle raps are scuffed
Call out my lack of horror, like 2D pink anime women are so scary 
Guess this battle’s just another collaboration where you’re carried! 
Course with that agency on your side
Your lifeless streams are hollow live
And I felt empty when my father left me
But this Dad is turning fans to DeadBeats
Combining J-pop with fast white raps
Stop mixing genres and go mix a track
Seems battle raps aren’t in your repertoire 
For we will see you nevermore

Mori Calliope:
Make fun of me for being a white rapper? Just check your record guy
Lost to nerdy ass Stephen King and Marshall fucking Mathers twice! 
What’s wrong? You gasp in shock? Seems to me you lost your breath 
Guess Edgar Allan Poe finally has a cause of death

Mori Calliope vs Edgar Allan Poe - Bad Idea Rap Battles

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of horrible collectathon games; Data Design Interactive’s infamous Ninjabread Man versus Preston’s Hourglass. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Preston Ramirez
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@CommanderJacob
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/commander_jacob
SoundCloud:
https://soundcloud.com/commanderjacob

Rosenthal as Ninjabread Man
YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@rosenthal5904?si=QJMCXg9nvRyrKt9g
SoundCloud:
https://on.soundcloud.com/cmCkAVLLNpLdHBJK7

-LYRICS-

Preston (0:10)
Ramirez on the mic, you’re unwelcome in my domain
I’ll crush your candy bars cuz I’m fucking insane
Twist you up; pretzel. Disappear; presto
Motion controls? Now your buttons getting pressed, bro

Drown you in a sea of punchlines. I’m a hitter
My money can’t be thicker; hourglass figures
Bash your skull in, you’ll get left with dents
Not a fan? Explain that pressed-in head

Cuz I’m p-r-e-s-t-o-n-exclamation
Call Zool, get your reject remake and remake it
This little cookie is not tough
Ninjabread. Is. Ticking… me off, cunt

DDI’s like CDI. Maime you and your lazy twins
Bring all the shovelware; just more graves to dig
Don’t ask for the dough-jo, You're not worth half a dime
It’s not just Anubis being lost to the sands of time

Ninjabread Man (0:53)
Fuck a swarm of bees, this is some buggy shit
Get the mic outta your hand; human or oven mitt
Indie dissing employees; you be-little
Now catch this candyman crack down Mr. Peanut Brittle

As for your wife, ever wonder why her ass ain’t home?
She’s at my place letting me explore her catacombs
But now I wish I didn’t think to get kinky
Because the both of you look like some sorta wrinkly Twinkies

You’re a product of Baldi and Banban, and Bendy
And Tattletail, Spooky, and Granny, and Slendy
So don't talk remade shit
How do walls only made of gray bricks counter oversaturation?

You look like your hat shoulda been a bedpan
Check the headband. Wu-Tang shit; NinjaRedman
You Crashed more than Bandicoot! It’s not right
Not talking mechanics; tell Dreadful it’s…  stop time

-CREDITS- 

Written, directed, and beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Fightmarker
Beat produced by 2Deep
Additional instruments by Capsun ProAudio and David Oliver

Feedback by Shimario, bloody_queers, and the spaceship
Shoutout to JustGamer, RNG, ColeTheCole, Nugget, and Walk

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Ninjabread Man vs Preston's Hourglass | Half-Ass Rap Battles

beat by baad beats
cover art by shimario

How’re you gonna support a guy who proudly says the n word
How’re you gonna support a guy who probably touches kids
How’re you gonna support a guy who probably hits his wife
And how’re you gonna support a guy who doesn't wipe his ass

How’re you gonna support a guy on Epstein’s flight logs
You’re not mad that I hung Jeffery Epstein? right dawg
Move aside dawg, you ain’t gonna beat me
Cole saw you at a KKK meeting 

vote for Fightmarker, all the Rabis will be set free
Plus only ugly fat bitches vote for Eddie
see a new landscape once the white man is conquered
Sunday praise won’t save you from the hands of marker

If I lose I’ll off myself, and then go on a killing spree
plant a bomb in FRB and turn us all to smithereens
Thousands dead, cut to the court scene
I’ll say Denji vs Wolverine wasn’t for me 

If I win this year, all the birds will start to sing 
we’ll hold each others hands, forever in harmony 
Peace will be restored, and everyone will love it 
even that stupid fucking weird freak Nugget

Wouldn’t it be grand wouldn’t it be great
Fightmarker sitting on top of first place
I could, (eddie likes kids) and I should (he hates the blacks)
a vote for me is a vote for good

Eddiefrb...(BOTY DISS TRACK)

Round-A-Bout WITH LYRICS (by Kelpy)

Boxy Boo song .m4a

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Art in the banner by Grenade, Banner made by SPM
Owned by Trakked
Discord: @trakked

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