Music motivated by the thirst to create and inspire...we will not be quenched!

In 2007 Absolutely Parched, a driven and often misunderstood group, led an infinite expedition of creative discovery with the objective to expand the mind's musical potential and increase its abstract understanding. 

We don't take ourselves too seriously, but we are seriously enthusiastic about all songs, fans, projects, ideas, movements, events, promotions, parodies and performances that support Absolutely Parched.

Our interests include the following: laying down several songs/albums a year, pure creativity and fun, collaborating with people with like minds, sharing the good news that you don't have to "really" be "musical" to be in a "band/group", giving for the sake of giving, continuing with conceptual themes until the world ends and rewriting the laws of music as we know them (create outside the staff & clef).

Thanks for sharing in the fun!

*All beats & lyrics created by Absolutely Parched members* 

Any exceptions are listed below: 
"Hard2hidE" beat by Robot Koch with a cameo @pamlovesferrariboys 
"Bad Mom" 3:01=Hey there Delilah instrumental 
"Ozone Layer Despair" intro clip from Buffy the Vampire Slayer circa 1992

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