Ferlite
https://soundcloud.com/ferlite 
https://open.spotify.com/artist/5edcn9XsPDjZh6mvBeFw5B?si=rYKOXG4vS_imQ1aJY2wZMQ
https://twitter.com/ferlite2
https://www.instagram.com/linus_lmao/

SubDoxx
https://soundcloud.com/subdoxx 
https://open.spotify.com/artist/5w8Zz9VniVPyDnuoqiH4Sp?si=pBCM0NbIRCGWAYclo12TNg
https://twitter.com/substruct_
https://www.instagram.com/subdoxx/

selasi
https://soundcloud.com/selasii 
https://open.spotify.com/artist/7vOxxJIv7KzfJJ7ziezv7D?si=zIljh_RFR2m3rkLAHYjcaQ
https://twitter.com/selasiii
https://www.instagram.com/prodselasi/

Ry3
https://soundcloud.com/ry3gaming-gd 
https://open.spotify.com/artist/59hgxoHvhMq2I2gfYZnGBW?si=-2PTpw72RYSd2sr1VckXAg
https://twitter.com/ry3tunes
https://www.instagram.com/ry3official/

Phorizon
https://soundcloud.com/phorizon 
https://open.spotify.com/artist/5qtOTalEPJUEbTuibJIgPr?si=3SWpRCfpRF2OnjovBnYOlA
https://www.instagram.com/phorizon_/

silly uhh kitten
https://soundcloud.com/silly_uhh_kitten 
https://open.spotify.com/artist/5pDTBMRsDQ1YvXjfug08ip?si=4dNk7b0-RX2vKU-1ueZ8FA
https://www.instagram.com/silly.uhh.kitten/

Matei
https://soundcloud.com/mateitunes 
https://open.spotify.com/artist/1QzM9TqCMGSgwNbprLp5Es?si=Ruz7hkJbQOaJIrdlWWbgLQ
https://twitter.com/mateitunes 
https://www.instagram.com/mateitunes/

Voka Three
https://soundcloud.com/vokafanclub3 

Electrify
https://soundcloud.com/electrifyxd
https://twitter.com/electrifyxd

Lyrics:

Good Morning, 
Welcome to the Wifi Waiters Restaurant!
Is there uhm- anything i can do for you? Can I take your order?
*has a seizure*
actually- I need to know where the toilet is, uhm, cuz i need to take a shit yk, where you like push excriments-
Okay Sir, let me check my papers really quick, where the toilet is.
Okay, I got it. You need to jsut walk down there!
Thank you very much, I will be on my way

Okay, okay
Where's the toilet?
Uhm, lemme see.. op, nope thats the color bass section
I'm not going into that one.
Maybe here? Oh nah- okay, that wasnt the toilet
*opens door*

*closes door*
Lets see, Ferlite and Ry3?
I thought "Ry3" was a wisky brand.
*opens door*

Shsh, sh
Wait, why do I have to be quiet?
SHHSHSHSHHHHHHH, its okay
Uhm, who is that
OH WTF nonONO-

hehehe, that section was pretty funny
Hmm, lets see..
SubDoxx and Phorizon Part?
My shit is gonna see the horizon in any minute.
Lets hope this is the toilet!
*opens door*

HOLY SWEET baby jesus
I need to get out of here right now!
Was that a tnt explosion from minecraft?
help, HEeEeEeElp
ah, Matei and Ferlite, uhh, lets try this door.
*opens door*

What is this stupid door.
Selasi?
*opens door*

you cant just tell me to get back to sleep.
-another voice
stayed up til' 5am
and I'll never sleep again..
*sleep again, sleep again*
yea-
I- I'm not tired, I'm not. 
I'm listening, I'm listening.
Come on, let's go to sleep.

And they slept happily ever after, while in the mean time Peter did not find the toilet and shit himself.
And as everything settles and the weekend comes to a close, Zephnya is still trying to catch a Scorpion.

This thing is tweaking off a shadow wizard GOBLIN SYRUP!!
YOOOOoooo, yo this bitch TWEAKIN'!

Wifi Waiters - DATA DINER

The Chasm is starting to seethe...
https://linktr.ee/irony.wav
contact: ironydubz@gmail.com
random stuff: @ironydlc
random stuff 2: https://soundcloud.com/alessandro-mastrobuoni

The"Irony" project revolves around creating a story with multiple meanings and nuances that the listener has to find on their own. It's set in an imaginary world, The Chasm, which is the exact opposite of the common "loci amoeni" (enchanted lands): being hazy, chaotic and dark, this world will offer a large variety of biomes, each having its own characters, secrets, and meanings.
The listener travels this world hearing atmospheres, textures, and organic bass sounds which bring them into the scene.

released on:
- Half Heart Project
- Broken Vault Records
- Full Flex Audio
- Distcult
- Crowsnest Audio

Pushing trance states of mind into objectifying feelings and motions.

Videogame composer & producer
https://hyperscores.carrd.co

Part of @dream-clinic-forever

Wifi Waiters - DATA DINER

SILKENWOOD