Absolutely amazing. As someone who loves ASOIAF, I really enjoy this song. Please never stop, you have my eternal props!

The brand new single from Casiokids is Det Haster! Released as a digital download on 24th October, it features a remix of the track by of Montreal on the b-side. 

Taken from their new album Aabenbaringen over Aaskammen due in January 2012. 

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Casiokids - Det Haster!

So my story started way back when
I bashed in Rhaegar’s chest in front of all our men
Signed a warrant Elia, Aegon and Rhaenys
Don’t really give a shit that two of them were babies
After that day, things really started looking up
Livin’ high class, no need to fill my cup
Lyanna was dead, so instead I married Cersei
Tywin’s gold tied the realm up in a hurry
Things were settled, could call it a good time
But when you’re the King, it’s really all sublime
I fathered three kids, including two male heirs
Dunno how all they got that gold Lannister hair

[they call me usurper, robert baratheon
But you I never heard-a, a worthless little peon
take a look at my crown, as I sit on the throne
Pay proper respect and then go the fuck home
Protector and lord and of tha seven kingdoms
I drink, fuck and eat like a goddamn demon
I got the life and riches that you wish you had
been pokin' all the bitches ever since I was a lad]

Jon Arryn croaked, so I went to visit Ned
The only one I trust, bound by blood we’ve shed 
Sansa, your daughter, can seal the deal
By lettin’ m’boy Joff cop a little feel 
Cat hemmed and hawed, she said my plan was flawed
She better shut her mouth before she gets de-clawed
Accept my offer, and come to be my Hand 
You’ll be the baddest fucker up in the land
I can’t rule alone, I’m too old and fat now
Feels like too long since the last time I sat down
Can’t hardly fit inside a suit of armor
You’re more like to find me in some farmer’s daughter 
I came all this way in a big-ass wagon
There ain’t no way he’ll send my fat-ass packin’
Come down South, I told ’em, it’ll be more fun
Although it’s real fucked-up what happened to your son
He made the right choice, to be my man
We rode out alone so I could share my plans
Spider said two Dragons still on the run
Wanna hire the best assassins underneath the sun
Jon held me back, but now its gettin’ serious
A Dothraki attack, thought’s making me delirious 
No one’s gonna challenge my claim to the crown
Just like the Squids, I’m gonna put em down

[they call me usurper, robert baratheon
But you I never heard-a, a worthless little peon
Take a look at my crown, as I sit on the throne
Pay proper respect and then go the fuck home
Protector and lord and of tha seven kingdoms
I drink, fuck and eat like a goddamn demon
I got the life and riches that you wish you had
been pokin' all the bitches ever since I was a lad]

Dany got pregnant, and shit really hit the fan
Discussin’ practicalities of a Faceless man
Ned said he quit and I said get the fuck out
Didn’t really mean it but shit happens when I shout
The real problem is that I’m sick of my wife
A soul-suckin’ bitch, she’s ruined my life
Her cats-paws surround me, awaiting a chance
To run me right through with a sharp metal lance
The truth is I’m tired, and I don’t give a shit
About on which throne my fat-ass does sit
I’d rather spend the day with a sultry whore
Or hunting in the forest for a big ol’ boar

the Usurper

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