Cassidy and Charlie when william always come back:

Dad am I ugly

I TOLD YOU IF WE DIDNT MAKE IT BACK IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS I WAS GONNA WHOOP YOUR ASS, DIDNT I?

do you or do you not feel bonita?

T-R-E-A-T

Ugh, I have no friends | AHEM, bitch what am I? A roach?

maybe we can find one! what do you think? a spaceship is just gonna appear out of the blue? ARE YOU-

Can i get a waffle?-

Damn I messed up we gotta go bald

NO NOT BECAUSE WE’RE GAY

LET ME GET AN OWA OWA