Omg! he dying call 911!

shut the f— up ur being so ✨d r a m a t i c✨

Oh you mean like in a fight-

So I wake up this morning covered in dirt.. turns out my roommates tried to bury me last night..

HOW THE HELL DID HE KNO-

If you don’t stop bothering me I’m gonna start screaming like a baby goat

OI FUCK OFF

came here to the party for the-

you are 17 going on 18... actually I'm 33... WAIT WHAT-

Anything raw is good-

✨steak✨