A tongue-in-cheek Aussie twist on Paul Kelly’s classic How to Make Gravy, this parody celebrates the humble national breakfast: Vegemite on toast. With spoken word verses, playful storytelling, and a sing-along chorus, it turns everyday kitchen habits into a folk-rock anthem. From buttering just right to keeping peace in Nan’s breakfast bar, these lyrics wrap nostalgia, humour, and Australian identity into one catchy package. Whether you’re city-side or out bush, it’s a reminder that sometimes the simplest rituals — toast, tea, and a scrape of black gold — are the most sacred.

How to Make Vegemite on Toast

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How to Make Vegemite on Toast

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