This was the result of a discord poll.
Replaces ”Haven’t Found It. Yet”
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^v There it sits, a journal- no, a diary. v^

^v PAGE 1 v^
(;Dear diary,
I was walking by the oasis like I always do but I noticed him, I noticed him!
Behind the tree, behind the tree he stood! He was so shocked when I came up to him.
“Aha! Someone finally noticed me. Come back tomorrow.” That’s what he said to me!

^v PAGE 2 v^
(;Dear, diary
It was a horrid day they told me
Told me that they’ll take away my wings in 2 days
I was young How was i supposed to know?
Its no t fair. Not fair i say! And after that i came to the oasis.
And the man wasnt there.
^v Further pages are empty except for two. v^

^v PAGE 11 v^
i came to the oasis today
and i saw him again
the man 
he told me i could get my wings back
so i listened to every single painful word

^v PAGE 31 v^
Dear, spaman
i knew youd come here
i know you wont come but i plead
please come to the old tower
i need to tell you something please
something important
please come

v^^v “Old tower...”

^v You mutter while closing the tome. v^
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Song by THE FLOUR
Art by THE BUTTER
Design partly by THE FROSTING
Writing by THE FROSTING 

Deltarune by toby fox
The Other Puppet by Topanon and @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Otherer Puppet by @zootyplex
The Anti-Puppet by Died 
The Anti-Other Puppet by no, thank you!
The Anti-Same Puppet by @quarkeduppuppetgirl (former)
The Anti-Otherer Puppet by @quirk_yeah
The Gegentiel-Otherer Puppet by US…

[Pipejam 6] Define "purpose" [The Gegenteil-otherer Puppet]

What Life D-D-Doth! [1.01]

Xavier: What doth life? Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless stew of cosmic oblivion? Or is it vice-reversa? Is our every trolip through fate's garden infused with a mystic--
Clipple: (throws a bottle, shattering Xavier's shakashuri) Hey bunghole, cease that inner yappin'!
Xavier: I don't want no trouble, mister.
Clipple: Freak, if you didn't want trouble, you shouldn't have wandered into Burbury, Connecticut.
Xavier: Please. I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover... what doth life?
Clipple: We don't cotton to freaks here in Burbury, and we's done hate freaks with open, unquenchable cans of philosophical thirst-worms! (spits on Xavier's face)
Xavier: You're gonna regret that. (licks the spit off his cheek) You shattered my shakashuri.
Clipple: I hope y'all can play it three feet up your ass.
Xavier: Don't know, but I'd sure like to try.
Clipple: Whatcha gonna do, bird beast? Fly away? On your cuttlebone?
Townie: Yeah, cuddle this b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bone. (pulls a bone out of his pants and throws it at Xavier's face.)
Clipple: (kicks Xavier in the face, knocking him out)
Xavier: I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed.Xavier: Life. You could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks, I've always been different. But not like the others. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way. Life! Adolescence was better: went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. Dyke!
Woman: So you use your powers to save people?
Xavier: (scoffs) Powers are for the weak. I have no powers. I mean, unless you count the power to blow minds with my weapons-grade philosophical insights.
Xavier: If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need a human virus to infecticide the computer.
(Xavier breaks through the window of the bathroom, runs to the U.S. Army base, and breaks the window there.)
Soldier: Welcome to the US Army, how can I help you?
Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented.
Soldier: Crack?
Xavier: The other one.
Soldier: AIDS?
Xavier: That's the spice.
Soldier: You'll need to fill out an HC24-A requisition form.
Xavier: I don't have time for that.
Soldier: (sighs) I shouldn't do this, but here. Someone left this in the lost and found.
(The soldier hands Xavier a plastic milk jug labeled "AIDS".)
Xavier: Frittata!
Xavier: Just got to dump this load in that dirty 'puter's floppy slot and collect my kudos----AAAAAAAAAAA"Omega arcadiac" replacement 
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Sky { it is I EVIL ass sky here and I'm here to kill you because I'm evil can't you see my glowing red eyes 
I'll put you at SEA!!! sleep with the fishes.... I'm gonna fishing your game....finish I meant finish}

🔎(Why would  chara | 𝙈𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙙𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨?) 

You forgot one think sky (ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)

In this universe I'm the 💀snas undertail💀 equivalent 
And this is not part of the main timeline and stuff (✧⁠Д⁠✧⁠)⁠)
SO I HAVE ATTACK 999999 AND DEFENSE 9999999 AND THIS IS ONLY 🔥PHASE 2🔥 (stats SO high cuz I'm very angry at you or something)
GET READY TO BE HERE TILL THE FUCKIN SUN 💥EXPLODES💥 CUZ I HAVE 30 INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT PHASES WITH BULLSHIT ATTACK PATTERNS!!!(｀⁠Д⁠´⁠)
(no hit is possible btw)

Sky{ fuq my CHUD life man.....}

*Sky begins to loudly play "all the things she said sped up+reverb version" on his Bluetooth speakers*

🔎(Deer season)

QUIT PLAYING THAT SHIT YOU ARE DROWNING OUT MY 🎵EPIC BATTLE THEME🎵  YOU BITCHQ!!!!!  ತ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ತ

Sky { more of a MLDA guy I see,?}

🔎( AAAAAAAAA)

You know where you can shove your stupid Nightcore right??

[pipejamN'T] a junkie? No Far more! {preplanners Deltarune TSSSSSOP}

This is the "ITS A STEAL: " Replacement for MY AU the same scary same ominous puppet Think about it! THE CLOSET GET IN THE CLOSET ITS THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE?!!!
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[Xx_Spodd_TV_Xx]
    | *Uff puff* oh bullocks!!! I dropped the camera no nobody is going to believe me!!!| 
                                      ▶️

[Xx_Spodd_TV_Xx]
    | they'll think I'm crazy and they lock me up in some gosh darn asylum!! |
                                      ▶️

[Blueberry kroa]
 | Blep:) |
                                            ▶️

[Xx_Spodd_TV_Xx]
    | oh great HOW THE HELL IS this ASSHOLE ALREADY HERE???.....maybe I can juke it again...|
                                      ▶️


[Violet kroa]
 | Hiiiiiiiisssssshhhhh....|
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[Magenta Kroa]
|*wheezing* | 
                                    ▶️

[Xx_Spodd_TV_Xx]
    | uuuum..... maybe we can talk this out?? |
                                      ▶️

[All 3 kroas]
 |...*bhbhbbhb* *sneers*|
                                            ▶️

[Xx_Spodd_TV_Xx]
    | Uuuumm LOOK OVER THERE!!!|
                                      ▶️

[Blueberry kroa]
 | Guh!???  |
                                            ▶️

> |The enemy seems distracted maybe this is your way out! |
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Deltarune by Toby Fox

The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @notrealnevereal

The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel

The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538

The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree, and @therealmaz

The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore

The Scary Scary Scary Puppet by: @fortplanet

Music by gurt🥹
Lyrics by gurt🥹
Art by cambutcooler
Dialogue by JMA 
Au by me, wheezy1

BAALABL ABALAB LABALBBSL KLB [DELTARUNE the same scary same ominous puppet]

ANOTHER fucking same same & other puppet continuation because everyone else is doing it too now, for some reason!? This is the Kris$, A “Private Eye” for my NEW AU “The Same Sᴀᴍᴇ ᴬᵐᵖᵉʳˢᵃⁿᵈ Sₐₘₑ Puppet” IF YOU SAW THIS BEFORE THE DATE 9/12/25 NO YOU DID NOT. OKAY?? AND IF YOU SEE THIS AFTER THE DATE 9/12/25 THROW IT OUT BECAUSE IT’S EXPIRED GARBAGE, ALBEIT NEW NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN EXPIRED GARBAGE. THROW IT OUT ANYWAYS. AND WHILE YOU’RE AT IT, THROW OUT ANY PAPERS LYING AROUND, ESPECIALLY THOSE DEPICTING AN ALTERNATE SCENARIO IN WHICH “🍷PAMT” TAKES THE PLACE OF “KRIS UNITED STATES DOLLAR.” (yeah thats their full name)
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| HA! Another strike, of course! |
| No one could ever expect anything else from a |
| PRODIGY like me, after all! |
| Sure is nice to unwind after a long week of… Heh, |
| not to brag, but SINGLEHANDEDLY catching only the most |
| elusive cases of fraud and theft has the world |
| has ever seen. After all, was it not ME (and ME alone) |
| who managed to pinpoint the EXACT guy (once again, not to brag, but |
| that was all thanks to me,) who… |
| …who. Uh. |
| Is currently standing on MY bowling lane!? |
| With zero regard for ANYTHING? |

| huh |
| *cough* |
| who, me? |

| How’d he even get in… NO MATTER! |
| Right in front of… ME!!?? OF ALL PEOPLE?? |
| THE GREATEST INVESTIGATIVE MIND OF THIS DECADE..? |
| No… CENTURY?? MILLENIA, EVEN??? |

| dude stop *cough* bragging out loud everyone can *cough* hear you |
| *cough* |
| i kinda *cough* hate self centered *cough* ████████ who make everything |
| *cough* |
| about themselves, you know. |

| …Excuse me? EXCUSE ME?? |
| Like I would EVER do such a thing! |
| Who the HELL even says “cough” OUT LOUD, anyways?? |

| ow ow aghhhhhhh ow ow ow ow |
| keep it down youre *cough* making my misophonia |
| *cough* flare up my ears are *cough* ringing |
| youre hurting me really bad im *cough* gonna |
| *hyperventilating* |
| have a panic attack which also |
| means a heart attack because |
| *coughing fit*|
| i have like 17 *cough* medically diagnosed *cough* heart conditions |
| if you keep ███████ around youre gonna |
| *cough* kill me its gonna be |
| alllllllll your fault you *cough* know that |

| Jesus, this guy is gonna give ME a heart attack with his damned attitude… |
| Does he know this is no way to talk back to a savant? |

| dude *cough* no i ███████ cant *cough*control my ███████ *cough* language i got |
| ███████ tourettes i *cough* ███████ cant do anything about it im so |
| *coughing fit* |
| ███████ sorry ███████ ████ *cough* ███████ ███ |
| *cough* ████████ ████████ bud |

| Why are you STILL saying coughing fit out– |
| WHATEVER! It’s not even vulgar language I have a problem with, |
| I MEAN, I sure as hell do now but it’s that..- |
| YOU’RE JUST TOYING WITH ME! |
| ATLEAST, WHEN *I* DO THIS SORTA THING MYSELF, |
| I HAVE TACT, SUBTLETY, CHARISMA! YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A FACE!! |

| ok first off *cough* my face got dipped in ███████ |
| acid in a *cough* factory accident you cannot |
| insult me for my apearance thats *cough* kind of |
| a dick move people get sued over *cough* that you know |

| You did that on PURPOSE! You can’t talk ANYTHING about lawsuits! |

| second off i have *cough* lactose |
| intolerance *cough* i dont *cough* |
| its not my *cough* fault you had *cough* cereal for breakfast and |
| i can *cough* smell it on your *cough* nasty ███ *cough* breath |
| that’s gonna get me killed and *cough* |
| *cough* you fired by the way |
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EVERYTHING BY ME I MADE IT ALL (except from some design help from @cambutcooler my goat)
did you know the krazmon 5sop ramb role is actually canonically canadian its true you know
“OH!” Is a phrase people say sometimes, you know. But who would I even credit it to?
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We all know the Megalo Clamour for this AU is never happening. Let it go, bud.


[OH!] FRAGILE: – ᴴᴬᴺᴰᴸᴱ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᶜᴬᴿᴱ – 🍷PAMT [The Same Sᴀᴍᴇ ᴬᵐᵖᵉʳˢᵃⁿᵈ Sₐₘₑ Puppet]

i always forget this bit is where the whole “you know this” bit comes from. Well, not really, but you know what i mean right?
Actually, not even i do. Whatever

I WAS gonna say i stole those motif from soundcloud user @hera cross fourty-two @heracross42 but then i realized i needed to take the stupidest motif choice before @winters-december-gaster can take it sorry bud 😛
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This is the. …Replacement? For our puppet the something something ampersand something au.

| …And so our GENIUS detective must (WILLINGLY MAY I ADD) depart the |
| safe haven of bowling… Heh, What a shame, now I must enter |
| a shameful lower world filled with NOTHING | 
| but NUMBSKULLS and NEANDERTHALS and… |

| …that one █████ guy again. |

| officer *cough* it’s that *cough* one █████  guy again  |

| *cough* yeah they █████ me up |
| *cough* yeah how much you *cough* *cough* *think i can make *cough* |
| this bozo *cough* *cough* pay for this *cough* |

| *cough* …really?! |

| Yeah, sure. No way it can be THAT bad. |
| Besides, I’m the world’s GREATEST detective! |
| I’m rich! I can just pay it off! And even if I can’t, I can still
| just sweet talk them into giving me nothing but a slap in the wrist, |
| I’m sure they’ll understand… |
| (...Right?) |
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song by… Oh? What’s that?
Oh. You’re telling me Kris$ doesn't have the credits at the end in the dialtone?
…Really? The deal gone wrong doesn’t either? The skibidi replacement doesn’t even have ANYTHING???
…Well, nevermind then, I guess.

…W-wait, the skibidi replacement..?

[AUGGHHH!!!] | *hyperventilating* | [The Same Sᴀᴍᴇ ᴬᵐᵖᵉʳˢᵃⁿᵈ Sₐₘₑ Puppet]

Please, don’t be sorry, @formally-known-as-ggss. I can guarantee you that this is so, so much worse. I’m just glad you remembered, you know! Anyways, this is “Gigachad” for my au

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| AHA!, At last, the mail has arrived! |
| Ooh, what is it this time? Fan mail? Love letters? |
| A Nobel Peace Prize for my VALIANT efforts, perhaps? |

| ...Notice of... Settlement... |
| Wineglassemojithatssupposedto...blahblahblah...pamt... |
| ...Wow, that's a long ass name... |
| Lawsuit for... |
| ...SIXTY SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS..!!?? |
| Wait, that CAN'T be right... |

| ...Six Seven??? |

[VOLUME WARNING!!!!] SIXty SEVEN million $ lawsuit [The Same Sᴀᴍᴇ ᴬᵐᵖᵉʳˢᵃⁿᵈ Sₐₘₑ Puppet]

This is the “D. Ed, The Bard or Whatever…” replacement for our risky and unsafe AU, “Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Same Other Puppet.” Hang on, spamro didn’t even know what Kranon WAS before we agreed to be on Kranjam? What are we even doing??
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ICantStopWinning posted a new video: “‘You’re Dead, and We’re TEAM FORTRESS’: The Genius of the Team Fortress Comics”
In the comments, let me know what your favorite TF2 character is! Or, if you don’t have one, let me know if you’re dea…click to read more

>I’m… alive???
>HOLY SHIT I SURVIVED
  >>>You were saying?

ICantStopWinning posted a new video: “An Update About the Channel (Not Clickbait)”
Hey guys. I’m gonna be honest, this past year has been rough, with a lot of unexpected change…click to read more

>[Fail | Lockpick 50] Escape your bonds.
>[Fail | Speech 60] This was a miracle, right??????
  >>>You were saying?

ICantStopWinning posted a new video: “Changes to the Channel.”
Hey guys! I know you all are aware of our beef with fellow content creator “John Newvegas,” and we want to le…click for more

  >>>You can’t kill me. What now?
>You’re gonna let me go…?
>What’s wrong with you?

ICantStopWinning posted a new video: “We Will NEVER Partner With John Newvegas”
Basically title. This video took a long time to make, and it was a difficult decision, but in the end John Newve…click for more

  >>>I’ll prove you can’t kill me if you let me out.
>[Fail | Speech 80] I am the greatest ally you could get!! Please?
>Shoot me all day if you want!

ICantStopWinning posted a new video: “Unsubscribe from John Newvegas”
Just a reminder that guy SUCKS and you should not give him your support. In fact, we’re meeting with him in a Denny’s parki…click for more

Pipboy Says: You were released from your restraints. Press R1 to punch.
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Storyboarding and References: Spamro
Music: @jaztymania
Lyrics: @morgana-brand
Art: @december-pesto
Dialogue: @morgana-brand
This TSSSSSOP: The Gamblers
TSSSSSP: @BaconNMustard.
TSSSSOP: @NermalDX
TSSSSP:  @therealmaz, Reddit Randy, @plabet, and @jart-ist
TSSSOP:  @chomps-lmao
TSSSP: @its-appel-on-purpose
TSSOP: @buttinformer-underscore
TSSP: @arrow_nmw
TSOP: @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
TSP: @overkill-the-sequel
TOP: topanon
Deltarune by Toby Fox.

[KRANONJAM] Krenny V., Fancy-Pants Gambler!

THIS SONG IS SOOOO “C-C-C-COLD OPEN” CODED
I MADE IT I MADE IT ALL IT WAS ME @gameing-GAMEING-GAMEING YOU CANT SPELL IT WITHOUT ME
euughhhh i dont feeeellll like swappign the cold ope thumba ukl replacement propelrly booooooooooo too much efofoort i dotn cCARE enogth im sorur okay i sutn wanna go to SLEEEEPPPP. 
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| Ꙇt’⳽ oʋᥱɾ. ƖƬ’Ƨ ƑƖƝƛԼԼƳ ƠƔЄƦ. |
| 𝜓𝜃𝜇 𝜍𝛼𝜂 𝑓𝜀𝜀𝜄 𝜏𝜆𝜀 𝜄𝛼𝑠𝜏 𝜃𝑓 𝜓𝜃𝜇𝛾 𝜂𝜀𝜇𝛾𝜃𝜂𝑠 |
| §†ïll §¢rêåmïñg, §†ïll †hrå§hïñg åñÐ §†rµgglïñg |
| ⲁⳋⲁⳕⲛ⳽ⲧ ⲧⲏⲉ ⲱⳕⲛ𝖽 ⲅⳙ⳽ⲏⳕⲛⳋ ⳏⲁ⳽ⲧ ⲩⲟⳙ, |
| 𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔟𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔬 𝔣𝔦𝔷𝔷𝔩𝔢 𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔦𝔫 𝔞 𝔰𝔬𝔣𝔱 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔪𝔭𝔢𝔯 |
| ᴬᴸᴹᴼˢᵀ ᴬˢ ᴾᴬᵀᴴᴱᵀᴵᶜ ᴬˢ ʸᴼᵁᴿ ᴸᴵᶠᴱ ᴵᵀˢᴱᴸᶠ |
| ꭶꭷꮢ ꮦꮒꮛ ꭶꭵꮢꮥꮦ ꮦꭵꮇꮛ ꭵꮑ ꮇꭷꮑꮦꮒꮥ, |
| ϝσɾ ƚԋҽ ʅαʂƚ ƚιɱҽ ιɳ ҽƚҽɾɳιƚყ, |
| ყơų ʄıŋąƖƖყ, ƒเɳαℓℓყ, |
| ｆｅｅｌ ａｔ ｐｅａｃｅ. |

| MEANWHILE… |

| 𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙰: 𝙸𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚗 |
| 𝙰 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚔 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 |
| 𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗  𝚗𝚎𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚠𝚜, 𝚒𝚜𝚗’𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚜, |
| 𝙱𝚒𝚗𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍, 𝙳𝚒𝚗𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍, 𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍, 𝙶𝚒𝚗𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍, 𝙹𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍, |
| 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍, 𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍, ‘𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍, 𝙿𝚒𝚗𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍, |
| 𝚂𝚒𝚗𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚒𝚗𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍? |
| 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝟷𝟷 𝙽𝚎𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚠𝚜: 𝙶𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚐𝚎𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚊𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚎! |
| 𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙰: 𝚂𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚢𝚜, 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗 |
| 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚁𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 𝙾𝙽 𝚃𝙾𝙿 𝙾𝙵 𝚄𝚂 𝙾𝙷 𝙶𝙾𝙳– |

| 𝑵𝑰𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑰𝑲𝑬!! |

| Wow, another awfully, PAINFULLY long animation… |
| (And incredibly realistic and immersive, i gotta give props |
| to those computer whizzes, these computer generated |
| graphics just get better and better scarily fast…) |
| But, tangent aside… |


| HA! Another strike, of course! |
| No one could ever expect anything else from a |
| PRODIGY like me, after all! |
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Heh. That’s right. You dimwits all just got PLAYED. Asking such stupid questions like “wah wahh what happens if u take the bgi hsot quest are u locked into killing urself wahh wahh what happens to wingeglassemojithatsuspposedtobebrokenandnothaveanywineinitbuticantfindagoodwaytorepresentthatotherhtanthisfuckignEMOJITHATIHATEpamt after the trial NOTHUNG. IT WAS ALL AN ELABORATE BOWLING ANIMATION ALL ALONG YOU FOOLS. I TRICKED YOU ALL. THIS IS BOTH THE REAL BOY AND THE HEY EVERY THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME. THIS SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS IS DOOMNED TO REPEAT FOREVER OKAY? OKAY
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dude ive been coughing up phlegm all week im not even bitting. you know this right.
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Logically i would have to make this thumbnail 3d so the gag of this entire AU would work. This is what the artstyle swaps have all been leading up to. You know this. I know this. I would be a fool not to. But you know what? I’m not doing that. I'm throwing this entire AU last minute even though I just crossed the finish line the DAY before. It was all for nothing, bud. Fuck you, and fuck me too. 😛 
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I swear this wasn’t a massive waste of time ok

[LET’S FUCKING GO] SUH-SUH-SUH-STUH-RRIIKKKEE!!! [The Same Sᴀᴍᴇ ᴬᵐᵖᵉʳˢᵃⁿᵈ Sₐₘₑ Puppet]

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[Disclaimer: The B motif sounds like krit's completely on accident (I was mixing Kris$ and Spindull's B motif structures), but I thought it'd be funny if I kept it. I talked to violet about it and she agreed... HUZZAH!]

this is my JOYFUL and SILLY replacement for that SAD and LONELY fella's battle music! There's GOTTA be SOMETHING to CHEER him UP! = ]

...right?
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- what are you doing
krittcoin💬 SOMETHING has to CHEER you UP... SO LET'S PLAY A GAME!!! = ]
- please no
krittcoin💬 OH COME ON!! I have TONS of GAMES for us to PLAY!!! It'll be..... F-F- F-F- FUUUUu̶c̶k̶e̶d̶ u̶p̶-UN! = ]
- i was just having a nice calming stroll through the woods and i'd like to go back to that please
krittcoin💬 WELL... I'm NOT letting you LEEEEAVE until you're SMIIIIILIIIIIIIIIING~ = 3
- why cant i just get some peace and quiet
krittcoin💬 BECAUSE.... PEACE... And QUIET...

WON'T... MAKE... YOU... SMILE!!! >=[
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Deltarune by toby fox
The other puppet by the other puppet on tumblr
The same puppet by @overkill
the same other puppet by @zinc, and @chompz
the sad and lonely puppet by: @t3mp_er @jart-ist

💬 WE can LAUGH and PLAY !! =] MAYBE ->then WE CAN SEE- [Deltarune: The JOYFUL and SILLY puppet]

SORRY HERB I GOTTA GET THIS "how long have I been here..? Sorry, I- " REPLACEMENT FOR OUR AU OUT NOW NOW RIGHT FUUCKING NOW OSJOGT9AJRSDGHOIARETJHPOIAERHDTJIPOTHAERJITHRAPOIJHJHPIOAJ

-listen id love to listen to your ramblings but i uh.
-i actually need to go ive got like. other stuff to do later.

** oK FINE!!! iF YOU INSIST...

[<<] [<] ----- [>>] [>]

*Dicrees tried to go foward, but found that Spampy was blocking the way.*

-hey can you uh. move.

** oH YEAH SURE THING!!!

[<<] [<] ----- [>>] [>]

*Spampy moved in the same direction dicrees was trying to go. This did not please them.*

-i meant like. the other way.

** oOOPSIE HAHA!! sORRY I'M KIND OF CLUMSY..

[<<] [<] ----- [>>] [>]

*Spampy returned to the exact position he was in previously. Dicrees gave him a long stare*

-ok enough of this. im just gonna go backwards.

*Dicrees turned around, only to find that a certain someone was blocking the way backwards*

-ok. ok. i get it.
-youre trying to force me to stay are you.

** wELL!!! i WOULND'T PUT IT THAT WAY!!!
** iT'S MORE OF A SUGGESTION, YOU KNOW???

[<<] [<] ----- [>>] [>]

-oh just a suggestion you say.

*Dicrees snatched the comic book from Spampy, and grabbed their lighter from one of their pockets.*

-hows THIS for a suggestion.

** !!! wAIT WAIT NO NO NO NO NO NO

[<<] [<] ----- [>>] [>]

WRITING GIOZEN SONG VIOLET ART SENOK AND HERB FUUUUUUUUUUUCJCKCKJVRKGHKNRAIHGIAHKIHGRHIARTDHARTHGIHN

[PIPEJAM 7] BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYONE SINCE- [Deltarune: The Indifferent Puppet ...again]

Kris$, A "Private Eye" 【Blank's Cover】

I'm the FRIEND on THE INSIDE
pfp by zurtis 