The Upload

hey guys its me
the original jrunk cesus

people have asked me about whats taking so long for upcoming matches for the mash pit and the answer is actually quite simple

tl;dr: im literally the only person working on it rn
extended answer:
as of now, i have zero backlog on tracks or actually anything for future matches, such as character sheets, thumbnails, lore, etc. so its very difficult for me to run the tournament as of now. although i personally prefer doing a majority of this on my own since its more of my own vision (with a bit of help from the fellas, Star, Refriggie, and some irl friends ily all mwa mwa mwa mwa), it doesnt stray away from the fact that the current pace of the tournament is terrible.
a lot of this is my own fault, since im very incompetent with running literally anything, but if you could still support a brotha in need i would gladly appreciate it. the mash pit is basically whats keeping me going anymore, and im not really getting anything out of it except for pleasing the people. it's quality over quantity as of now, but i haven't struck the right balance between both scales. if you want to help me with getting there, join the discord and support in any way you can.

aight enough seriouses thats cringe jjust listedn to the trrack i made while i was working on r1m3 and mad villains lol

alr time to dip. crunk never dies babyyyy
- the eaziest peaziest oc jeeziest

"whats taking so long"

They are fucked up and evil now.

Original render by aeiouko, edit by Umbra

Until You're Gone (Evil Mix)

Homicide - Madeon
All My Friends - Madeon
Divinity - Porter Robinson
Flicker (Worlds Mix) - Porter Robinson
Sad Machine - Porter Robinson
Shelter - Porter Robinson & Madeon
Shelter (Madeon's Evil Mix) - Porter Robinson & Madeon
Genesis - Justice
Let There Be Light - Justice
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk
Contact - Daft Punk
Steam Machine - Daft Punk
Cut Dick - Mr. Oizo
Positif - Mr. Oizo

Until You're Gone (Evil Mix)

Release Date 25 Juillet 2025

J V N
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Nightblue Music
https://www.youtube.com/@NightblueMusic

J V N - MUEVE LA CINTURA [Slowed]

MTT: Alas, my gorgeous friend, the top of the charts is reserved for only one star! You cannot have that spot, darling!
BILLIE: man, what a lame birthday gift
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This mashup was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with art by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai, MS360 @mate-rodriguez, and Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget. Be sure to vote! Stay Jammin!

(The Losers decided to host a big late night party before they head out into the Bracket. Flat Eric and Snail-Chan are keeping the party alive with hot mashup! Everyone's dancing and enjoying themselves. Life's great, even for the losers. At the rooftop lounge, Billie is laying down trying to stay away for a while, recollecting herself and her thoughts. Suddenly, a voice draws closer...)
MTT: ...and then I said, "That's show business, darling!!" Hohohoho!! ... Oh, hello there! I don't think we've had the pleasure of meeting.
BILLIE: Hm, oh... aren't you that gay robot guy?
MTT: Unfortunately, I am legally obligated to neither confirm OR deny that! 
I'm only one of the HOTTEST stars straight from the UNDERGROUND! I heard YOU are one of the Surface World's FINEST! I'm a BIG FAN, beautiful.
(Billie sits up and stares at MTT. After thinking about it, Billie sighs and pats a spot next to her. MTT walks over and lays on his hips, one hand on his head.)
MTT: Oh, you MUST tell me about your career!! What was it like?
BILLIE: Well... It was rough, I won't lie. I never really... y'know, expected? To get where I am now? But uh, y'know, it was all thanks to the... the fans for helping me make it. So I'm happy, in the end.
MTT: Ah, trust me, we've ALL been there, gorgeous. I've always had the love of my adoring fans to keep me going! And, well, some... really good people. I'm just flattered to be here amongst only the best of the best superstars! ...Er, most of them, anyway. Have you SEEN that freaky vampire guy? What a riot!!
(Billie and MTT laugh, and stare at the stars.)
MTT: ... that reminds me. I'm sure you've heard the... well, "rumors"... about you and that Chair guy. I wanted to tell you that... I hope you don't feel TOO guilty. Er, about leaving them. 
(Billie looks at MTT.)
BILLIE: ... Why's that?
MTT: Leaving someone to pursue a passion isn't always easy. Trust me... I know. Just... trust me when I say that no one is angry at you or upset because you share relations with Chair. You're just another dreamer, just like the rest of us. You were invited because people like your work. And they hope to see you shine! So expect nothing but support from the rest of us. You're just as important as winning this.
(Billie lowers her hat to cover her face. She's smiling.)
BILLIE: Oh god. That's... stupid, haha. Thanks, man. It means alot. Good luck out there... okay?
MTT: Knock em dead, Billie. From one star to another.
(The others cheer downstairs as the Flat-Chan performance ends.)

Death By Bad Guys

Art: https://www.twitter.com/phomtoonlink
Track: @user-10647243

Subjects #01: The Oingo Boingo Brothers
Shinjiteru ze? Shinjiteru yo! Fully recovered after the events of Stardust Crusaders, the Oingo Boingo Brothers are ready to open the game for the Ruler of Everyone's Mind tournament, and you better believe it! Armed with their stands Khnum and Thoth, who could ask for more? They're all up for the weird science being Ruler of Everyone's Mind has to offer, even if they have to throw a dead man's party for it! Let's just hope Danny Elfman doesn't sue us...

- Music used in JoJo's Bizarre Adventures and other popular Shonen animes
(Roundabout, Jindou - Wild Challenger, Yugioh Theme, etc)
- Music by the band Oingo Boingo and Danny Elfman
(Dead Man's Party, Only A Lad, The Big Opening, etc)
- Music Relating to absurdist media
(Planet Loco, Terry Crews Old Spice Ads, Xavier: Renegade Angel, etc)
- Music related to Egypt/sandy places (NO OVERLAP)
(Walk Like An Egyptian, Cornman, Sand Canyon, etc)

Sources:
Shantae: The Pirates Curse - We Love Burning Town! (Sandy Places)
Planet Loco - Burns Burns Burns! (Absudist Media)

We Love Burn Burn Burning Town!

Art: @austhetic
Track: @val-the-lily-girl

Subject #16: MLG Antivirus
GG, EZ M8, no B8. This hacked virus hating software is ready to 360 noscope some noobs while also having a fresh bottle of Mountain Dew. It gets music related to MLG media/2014-2017 memes, music related to the internet/computers/hacking, and music from the Glitch-Hop genre/related to glitches.

- Music Related To MLG Media And Other 2014-2017 Memes
(MLG Quest, Still D.R.E, Shooting Stars, ect.)
- Music About Computers, Hacking, And The Internet
(Computer Man, Sad Computer, Watch Dogs, etc)
- Music In The Glitch Hop Genre And Related To Glitches
(FrainBreeze, Razor Sharp, Seven Nation Army (Glitch Mob Remix), etc)

Sources:
RL Grime - Core (TRAILS Flip)(Glitch-Hop)
Dr. Dre - The Next Episode (San Holo Remix) (MLG)

Smokin' Noobs Errday With My Free Wi-Fi

Arragement by: @chibi_nabsuki_chan
Art by: 
Channel Represented: Pamtri SpongeBob
"This strange contestant from Dimension 666 who calls himself Spongebob (but for legal reasons we call him Pamtri Spongebob) joins the battle with sources of his strange dimension plus other of his friends of dubious origin, vote for him or Ş̷҉͡ ̴̸̢A̶̴͡ ̢͟͠N͏̴̧ ̸̨Ţ͜ ̢͘I̡̛ ̸̧̀A҉̵̨ ͟G̢̀͟ ̸̨́O̡̢҉"

Sources:
-    Songs made by bizarre 3D animation channels
(Cool 3D World, Pamtri, andywilson92, Ratboy Genius)
-    Music related to horror series on YouTube, alleged cursed videos and Horror ARGs
(Obey the Walrus, Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv, Petscop, Puchi and Pansy)
-    Music from Spongebob Parodies or Terrifying Parodies of Children's Things
(Gorefield, Dont Hug me Im Scared, Spongebob In China, Bob Anime)
-    Music from Bizarre Nicktoons
(Invazor Zim, Ren & Stimpy, Breadwinners)

Songs used:
The Gift - Cool 3d World (Bizzare 3D)
gift-plane - Rainer (Horror ARG)

Gifts

Track by @valoregal
Art by Pixelated Artist

Character 29# [Beyblade]

Sources Used:
TVFilthyFrank - "Let's see you do a spin..." [Spinning]
Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round [Spinning]
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - il vento d'oro [Shonen]

It's. It's a beyblade. Nothing special about it.... except for its sentient babyyyy! With no spinner... or whatever to let it rip, it decided to revive its own franchise and come to claim the prize of dd. While it spin it to win it? Or will it tumble on out.

Sources
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-Music from Shonen anime (Jojo, MHA, Bakugan)
-Music relating to spinning (Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel, Right round)
-Music from or relating to original hasbro media (Glover OST, Monopoly music, Frogger 2 Swampys Revenge OST)

Giorno Inexplicably Learns The Infinite Spin

You were not fit for an early tourney climate, my son. -P
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Track:  @og_crunkjesus 
Art: @og_crunkjesus, PolarOpposite44

Truth

Coming straight from Atlanta, Cyrus DeBarge is going to let it shine through the showdown! This loner busboy has proven himself in his hometown against Bling, and he's been dropped into the arena to show everyone else the moment of truth. Repping underground hip-hop, rap battles, and Disney Channel original movies, Truth is gonna make this tournament his, and he's not giving it up.

Sources:
 Disney Channel Original Movie soundtracks and related sources
 Sources coming from and related to rap battles
 Underground hip-hop

Track Sources:
Let It Shine - Don't Run Away (DCOM)
MF DOOM - Doomsday (Underground hip-hop)
Friday Night Funkin - Fresh (Rap battles)
Lil Dicky, Chris Brown - Freaky Friday (DCOM related)
Epic Rap Battles of History - Bill Nye vs. Sir Isaac Newton (Rap battles)

Freaky on a Friday Night

Daft Punk - High Life
Juice WRLD - Flaws and Sins

WRLD Life

Farewell, Superheroes

Miss King Kong

Paul Blaul Maul Caul. -P
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Track:  @og_crunkjesus JustThatGuy#1234
Art: @og_crunkjesus

Mallcade

The year is 20XX. In the aftermath of Pixels (2015), Sam Brenner was assigned to help the U.S. government detect future alien threats and dimensional intrusions, and was partnered with a team of CIA agents to assist if any similar events ever occur again. Unfortunately, with the U.S. government being the U.S. government, somewhere along the way they decided that Paul Blart the mall cop would be chosen to be the right hand man in fighting the alien forces along Sam. And now, these two bumbling heroes have been placed in Whetzlespach’s arena and are here to fight for the freedom of their planet, no matter what gets thrown at them!

Sources:
Synthwave, Vaporwave, Mallsoft
Retro arcade games
Music by Adam Sandler, including licensed music in movies primarily featuring Adam Sandler and Kevin James

Track Sources:
Saint Pepsi - Private Caller (Mallsoft)
Flo Rida - G.D.F.R (Adam Sandler movies)
LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (Adam Sandler movies)
Dan Bull - 40 Years of gaming (Arcade Games)

Gamers Down For Real

Track by: @unknown_artist10
Render by: @im_hunting_wabbits

Time to nut up or shut up! After separating from his group in search of the Zombie Kill of the Year, Tallahassee found himself in a tournament where he’s surrounded by people who’ve supposedly been dead for years. Now he’s back in the saddle and ready to take on the ass-kicking business while business is still as good as it’s ever been. Come and get it, little zombies!

Tallahassee’s sources:
- Songs related to 2000s horror films.
(For Whom the Bell Tolls, Hello Zepp, Don’t Stop Me Now, The Shape Stalks, Rocky Mountain High, Devour)
- Songs related to the undead
(Zombie Kill of the Week, It’s Terror Time Again, Re: Your Brains, There’s A Zombie On Your Lawn)
- Songs related to media either Bill Murray or Woody Harrelson have appeared in [NO SIMPSONS OR OVERLAP]
(I Got You Babe, Where Everybody Knows Your Name, Space Jam, Venom, Ghostbusters)
- Music related to cowboys and traditionally "western" media (Country Roads, RAP MUSIC, Wild Wild West, West of Loathing)

This track's sources:
RAP MUSIC - Lil Darkie (Prod. Wendigo) [Western]
The Hills - The Weeknd [2000's Horror Films]
Zombies On Your Lawn - Laura Shigihara [Undead]
Pump Up The Jam - Technotronic [Bill Murray (Space Jam)]
Zombie - The Cranberries [Undead]
You Probably Get That Alot - They Might Be Giants [Undead]
Country Song - Bo Burnham [Country]
Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Jr./Bustin' - Neil Cicierega [Bill Murray]

SFX:
Town With No Name Clips [Western]
Zombieland 2009 Clips [ya know]

Zombies In The Hills

I DID IT
I DID IT
IF YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE THEN LET ME KNOW IN THE COMMENTS!

300 FOLLOWER Q&A SPECIAL!!!

songs: drake - landed & fighting theme from ff7

Drake - Final Fantasy (Alternate Version)

Hiiiii besties! PolarOpposite44 here, guess I own these accounts now. This whole thing got canned years ago, in case you couldn't tell from the lack of uploads. Everyone's kinda just moved on to do better things, including myself! But yea, that's about it lmao. Enjoy the whatever tracks are salvageable on this thing! or don't, I aint your mama. -P
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Welcome to the first of its kind!

A competition funded by the I.A.A. (Interdimensional Association of Aristocrats) and hosted by me, Whetzlespach!

16 competitors fighting along with the help of artifacts to see who will earn their place as the icon of our new musical ventures!


1. K'nuckles Krew
2. Suicide Mouse
3. Mallcade
4. Truth
5. Dropout Bear
6. Broken, Busted, and Breathtaking
7. TomSka
8. Electrostimulating
9. Dr. Bright
10. T-Bo
11. Klonoa
12. The I.M.P
13. Irresponsible Dad and Son
14. Tomorrow Co. CEO
15. Dorothy
16. Radio TV Solutions

(Made possible by JTG and the BR team.)

Gamers Down For Real

Whetzlespach Artifact Show-Down (CANNED.)

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