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Made for a stakes AUT revote held by a friend name Axcicos.

track by [you are on the account now cringe]
art by @trans-rights

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Bandana Dee scurried out onto the field, looking back as his friend was left to die. He looked mournful. If only he could've slowed down, and lend a hand...

There wasn't much time to look at that, though. The surviving contestants looked back at the burning Estate, as the doors of it broke down. Karkat, now just a walking husk with crab-hands as sharp as Excalibur, approached, followed by Robinson, and the other enraged contestants.

As they filtered out, leaving the survivors in paralyzing fear, some sort of lifeform emerged from the Estate wholly, the flaming and weakened walls of the estate bending and breaking to accomodate. A large bear-like creature came atop, covered in flames and shadows hiding who they used to be. They roared, the fires crackled closer and closer, and everything went black for our protagonists.
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06 - Loud Clowns
- Songs from Homestuck and spin-off media, including songs parodied/covered by Broadway Karkat
- Rage, Anger, and Hatred
-̴̥̀ ̴̮̦̔̉S̴̰͝o̸̱̙̅̕ņ̶̃̕g̴̠̣͌s̷̩̪̊ ̸͔̂̎r̸͉̎͝ę̶̦̊̐l̶̥̮̉a̵̲̺̒͝t̵̞̝͝e̴̢͙̎̇d̵̮͒ ̶͉̞̚t̶͓͋o̵̯̦͌ ̴̡̘͒ċ̴̖̤l̷̼͖͐͒ô̷̡̥̈́w̷̡͑n̸̟͛s̵̯̏͝ͅ,̵͈̔͘ ̷̹̍c̴͓̽̓i̸̼͇͊r̸̪͊c̶̳̿̎ͅu̶̥̼͋͘ś̶͉e̴̬͋ş̵̮͊̊,̶͉̣̋̅ ̷̜̇͜j̸̱̈́̂ę̸̬͑s̵̹͗͝t̸̳̒e̷̼̘͊r̸̖̹̉̕s̶͎̜̈́̈́ ̵̓͜a̴͉̗̅̉n̵̹͛̈́͜ḍ̸̯̒ ̷͓̽ì̷̜̣͛ṇ̶͙̍ ̸̺͠ả̸̢̊ ̵̢̈́̐ǧ̶̺͐e̶̻̖͋ņ̷̋͠e̶̛̩̒r̴̗̰͗à̶̠͙ľ̵͕ ̶̞̱̀̂c̸̦͇̆í̵̛̘r̸̨̟̈́͝c̴͚̊u̷̟̾s̸͖͓̎͋-̶̫̄̏l̵̖̖̿̋i̵̞̻͌̽k̴̠̘̈̅e̸̖̻̔ ̵̠̹͗͠s̸̯̾͝t̷̲̟̓y̸̛̺͋l̴̇͜e̸̘̪͆̎
̷̠̪͆̾-̵͚̿ ̴͓̃L̴̢͐̄a̷̢̳̓͗u̷̢̞͌́g̸̙̊́͜h̶̢͛̚ť̸͓̏ë̷̝́̃r̶̙͈̒́,̶͉͗͘ ̴̧̅́à̵͈̘̔n̴̺͑ḏ̷͔̕ ̸̟͌̈́š̶̞̺̚ơ̵̡̠n̷̲͙͌̈́g̸̭̈ș̵͑̈́ ̴̤̝̚A̸̻͋̚B̷͙̎Ő̸̱͍U̴̫͐ͅT̶̬͇͊ ̴̬̓͊h̴͓̙̽u̴̞̓͘m̴͔̗͑ȯ̵̫ṙ̸͎̃ ̴̜̮̋á̴̞ǹ̴͇d̸̃͒͜ ̸͕̫͌c̸̫͆ǒ̷̝m̵̦̀e̵̡̘͛d̶̠̅y̸̪͑̕

Intermission 1 - Hiveswap [Homestuck]
Showtime - Homestuck [Homestuck]
Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz [Broadway Karkat]
Numb - Linkin Park [Anger/Rage]
THE WORLD REVOLVING - deltarune [Circuses/Jesters]
Ain't It Funny? - Danny Brown [Laughter]
Killing In The Name - Rage Against the Machine [Rage]

onstage intermission ~~ /ENRAGE: LOUD CLOWNS(?)/

Thumbnail by @dreemstrider ! <3

art and characters from https://www.youtube.com/@MASHUPWEEK

had to show out for the match with my main and my... definitely not main! : )

26. Painful Dreamers
- Songs originating from RPGMaker media.
(LISA, Yume Nikki, OFF, OMORI)
- Songs by artists in the psychedelic genre, or related to drugs & psychedelic imagery.
(Acid Jazz, Jamiroquai, Tame Impala, Eight Miles High)
(White Rabbit, Hot Sugar, Rehab, Breaking Bad)
- Songs related to dreams & nightmares.
(LSD Dream Emulator, NiGHTS, Sweet Dreams, Nightmare Night)
- Songs related to the apocalypse.
(Radioactive, Fallout, At The World Caves In, The Day the World Went Away)

27. Netherrack Nightmares
- Songs composed by C418, or related to Minecraft & other sandbox games.
(Sweden, Subwoofer Lullaby, Pigstep, Take Back The Night)
(Terraria, ROBLOX, No Man’s Sky, Starbound)
- Songs originating from video game mods.
(Calamity, Thorium, Aether, VS. Whitty)
- Songs related to creepypastas.
(Lavender Town, Drowning, Song of Unhealing, The Final Flash of Existence)
- Songs featured in games with a voxel aesthetic.
(Trove, Cube World, Paint The Town Red, Crossy Road)


Polyphia - Nightmare (PD, Dreams)
Laura Shigihara - Cube Land (NN, Minecraft)
Yume 2kki - Seagull (PD, RPGMaker)
Old World Blues - Monster of the East (PD/NN, Apocalypse/Modding)
Cane B - Lisa The Joyful: Growing Pains - Divine Metamorphasis (PD/NN, RPGMaker/Modding)
Minecraft: Story Mode - Wither Storm (NN/PD, Minecraft/Apocalypse)
FlyxTheKid - Symmetry (Offsource, but the artist is known for Minecraft remixes)
DM DOKURO - Roar of the Jungle Dragon (NN, Sandbox/Modding)
Magnet - Chasing Dreams (PD, Dreams)
Toro Y Moi - Divina [sampled in Summer Love] (PD, RPGMaker)
Glass Animals - Other Side of Paradise (PD, Psychedelia)

[FANMADE WR2M2] wake up.

Track for minitourney by me and the wife @tawnybarnowl-does-mashups

(05 - Jim From Accounting)
- The Public Domain & artists who made royalty-free music
- Work/capitalism, money and normalcy
- Everyday life/the status quo and white people music
- People named Jim and media featuring everymen

(06 - Subway Sandwich of Theseus)
- Food items & DIY media
- Ironic humor/shitposting
- Identity, the blurring of it, & replacement
- Mythology & Greek artists/culture

Songs used:
vivivivivi, gellypawsXD - roll credits ~ credits song for my death (Identity)
The Living Tombstone - My Ordinary Life ("Normalcy")
if found - Dead of Night (Royalty-Free music)
Maroon 5 - Memories (White people music, Everyday life: Family)
Celeste - First Steps (Identity)
Madeon - Icarus (Mythology)
Nhato - Misogi (Mythology)
Bastille - Pompeii (Ironic humor)
The Dictator - Money's On The Dresser (Money)
Maroon 5 - Sugar (White people music/Food)

Clockout

vivivivi - credits song for my death (Death)
DZ Deathrays - Kerosene (Death)
Hades - Last Words (Roguelikes/Undead/Death)
Astron - credits song for my death but im the final boss. (Death)
Teenage Disaster - Takes 2 To Kill Me (Death)
Younger Hunger - Dead Inside (Undead/Death)

roll credits

Track Sources:
ZHU & Nero - Dreams (Internet Horror / AMVs)
RXKNephew - Slitherman Vs Nephew (Internet Horror / Monsters / Death)
Troyboi - Do you? (AMVs / Animation Memes / "Edgy" Music)
TryHardNinja - Be Mine (Internet Horror / Monsters)
longestsoloever - INTRUDER (Internet Horror)
clipping. - Check The Lock (Death / Insanity)
Drowning Pool - Bodies (Nu-Metal / Death / "Edgy" Music)
The Weeknd - Can't Feel My Face (Facial Lyrics)
Glass Animals - The Other Side Of Paradise (Internet Horror [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJIhVi8e2PU ] / Facial Features / Animation Memes)
why mona - Wannabe (Internet Horror [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4Jc1Efev0k ] / Animation Memes)
Dirrek - Analog Horror (Internet Horror / "Edgy" Music)
Linkin Park - In The End (Rap Rock / AMVs / Tributes)
Adam Ross - The Slenderman Song [Remix] (Internet Horror / Monsters)
IC3PEAK - Смерти Больше Нет (Internet Horror [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axIQq9-jVr0 ])
AJCW - Foghorm [or, Unknown PRESIDENTPATTINSON background music.] (Internet Horror]
SCP-096 Scream (Internet Horror / Monsters / Facial Features)

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OFFENDER 03 - Smile Dog

Caliborn's note: DON'T LET THE BLOODY AND DARK APPEARANCE FOOL YOu. HE IS COMPLETELY WORTHLESS. AND REALLY FuCKING ANNOYING. TRIES TO BE VERY MYSTERIOuS DESPITE NOT LIVING uP TO HIS THREATS. FOR THE LONGEST TIME I BELIEVED DOGS WERE WORTHY LOYAL BEASTS. HOWEVER AS IT TuRNS OuT YOu REALLY CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS. ESPECIALLY IF ITS ALSO STuPID AND POTENTIALLY VERY FRIGHTENING. ACTuALLY I DON'T THINK DOGS EVEN LEARN TRICKS. THEY'RE YET ANOTHER WASTE OF LIVING MATTER THAT COuLD HAVE BEEN DEAD MATTER.

- Internet Horror / Early Internet Aesthetics / AMVs, Tributes & Animation Memes
- Alt & Nu-Metal / Rap Rock / "Edgy" Music
- Canines / Monsters / Beasts
- Facial Features / Death / Insanity

THERE'S SOMEONE INSIDE YOUR ROOM

Victory! monotart

Sprinting in from the sunny shores of Isle Delfino, this infamous duo of Il Piantissimo and a dreaded Chuckster are here to give the competition a run for their money.

- Songs from 3D Platformers. (Super Mario Sunshine, A Hat In Time, Banjo Kazooie, etc.)
- Songs related to running/walking/exercise (Walkin’ On The Sun, PacerGram Fitness Test OST, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater OST)
- Songs related to the summertime and tropical setting. (California Gurls, Summertime Sadness, Clarence OST, etc.)

Sources:
Dub Pistols - Cyclone (THPS OST, Exercise)
Limp Biskit - Rollin' (UAV) (Semi-Offsource)
FitnessGram Pacer Test (Exercise/Running)
Super Mario Sunshine OST - Delfino Plaza (3D Platformers/Tropical)
House of Pain - Jump Around (Exercise)
Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy (Semi-Offsource)
Super Mario Odyssey OST - Jump Up, Super Star! (3D Platformers)
Super Mario 64 OST - Star Get! (3D Platformers)

02 - Summer Stunters Introduction

Sprinting in from the sunny shores of Isle Delfino, this infamous duo of Il Piantissimo and a dreaded Chuckster are here to give the competition a run for their money.

- Songs from 3D Platformers. (Super Mario Sunshine, A Hat In Time, Banjo Kazooie, etc.)
- Songs related to running/walking/exercise (Walkin’ On The Sun, PacerGram Fitness Test OST, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater OST)
- Songs related to the summertime and tropical setting. (California Gurls, Summertime Sadness, Clarence OST, etc.)

Thirsty Beneath The Sea

👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ , 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️  👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ .
- 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ . (👁️ 👁️ 👁️ , 👁️ 👁️ , 👁️ 👁️ , 👁️ .)
- 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ /👁️ /👁️ (👁️ ’ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ , 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ , 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ )
- 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ . (👁️ 👁️ , 👁️ 👁️ , 👁️ , 👁️ .)

Sources:
Super Mario Odyssey OST - Steam Gardens (3D Platformer)
Run The Jewels - Legend Has It (Running)
Hail Mary Mallon - Breakdance Beach (Tropical)
Post Malone - Circles (Running)

Run The Beach

SUPPORT BKFAD! - https://www.youtube.com/c/SpeedWielder

TRACK BY: @carmel-funny
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: Cool Spot, Larry the Lobster

[SOURCES] -

Base:
- Oxygen - Teen Beach Movie (Both, Beaches)

Cool Spot:
- Rave Dancetune - Cool Spot (Virgin Interactive)
- Go Go Streaming Chan - Va11Halla (Drinking)

Larry:
- Stadium Rave A - Spongebob (Spongebob)
- I Found a Way - Drake and Josh (Nickelodeon)

Both:
- Backyard Beach - Phineas and Ferb (Both, Beaches)
- Beach Music - Cool Spot (Both, Virgin Interactive / Beaches)

Representing Tourneys:
- Squid Melody  - The Living Tombstone (PRIZM - Colors / Larry - Sea Life)
- Interior Crocodile Aligator - Chip da Ripper (BKFAD - Funny)
- Battlefield - Speed_Wielder (BKFAD - Originals)

Teen Beach Rave - Don't Lose Your Oxygen! - [BKFAD2 X PRIZM]

▮ PATCH DISTRIBUTED.

▮ RECIPIENT : 02.

▮ ADDITION : "WATER".

The Summer Stunters have stumbled upon quite the lucky find in the Static - a patch! They have been granted "Songs related to water" in addition to their existing sources.

- Songs from 3D Platformers. (Super Mario Sunshine, A Hat In Time, Banjo Kazooie, etc.)
- Songs related to running/walking/exercise. (Walkin’ On The Sun, PacerGram Fitness Test OST, Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater OST)
- Songs related to water or the tropical setting, as well as the summertime. (Ocean Eyes, Beachwalk, Hotline Miami, Summertime Sadness, Phineas and Ferb, etc.)

Sources:
Home - Soak (Water)
Undertale - Waterfall (Water)
Empire of the Sun - Walking On A Dream (Walking)
Billie Eilish - Ocean Eyes (Water)

02 - PATCH DISTRIBUTED.

holy fucking shit
i make mashups sometime. not my first account
current main project: @tournaments-revisited

onstage intermission ~~ /ENRAGE: LOUD CLOWNS(?)/

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