white noise [experiment: fan-made/spin-offs/parodies]

THOSE WHO FELL VICTIM TO THE FOG

WHITE NOISE TRACKS TIERLIST PLAYLIST

TRACK BY: @the-blue-flumpty-bumpty
ART BY: ...
CHARACTER: funnyman

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100 gecs - Stupid Horse (Music That Attacks Your Balls)
Among Us - Imposter Kill Music (Music That Attacks Your Balls, Funny Music)
Lil Nas X - Old Town Road (Music That Attacks Your Balls)
Vine Boom SFX (Funny Music)
Among Us Trap Remix (Music That Attacks Your Balls)
Broadway Karkat - Karkalicious (Music That Attacks Your Balls)
Funnyman's Creator Screaming In Horror And Pain (Music That Attacks Your Balls, Music from FNAFB fangames: FNAFB Repainted)
Dan Bull - Goose On The Loose (Music That Attacks Your Balls)
Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone (Music That Attacks Your Balls)
100 gecs - Money Machine (Music That Attacks Your Balls)
NerdOut - Imposter Imperceptible (Music That Attacks Your Balls)
Potatofarm71 - Playing With My Penis (sex, Music That Attacks Your Balls)
Leviathan - Chug Jug With You (Music That Attacks Your Balls)
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (Music That Attacks Your Balls)
Cock and Ball Torture - Wikipedia (Music That Attacks Your Balls)

memetic kill agent [experiment: funnyman]

Mario has DIED.

Songs used:
Phillip Schlosser - Super Mario World Game Over LoFi Hip Hop Remix (Mario)
Qumu - Piranha Plant's Lullaby [Lofi / Chill Remix] (Mario)

MARIO IS DEAD.

MY MOM!

Songs used:
DAGames - You're Mine (White people)
Wholepunch - What (Neil Cicierega, white people)
Dan Bull - 40 Years of Gaming (White people)
LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out (Family)
Lemon Demon - Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (Neil Cicierega, white people)
Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom (Family)
Ludacris - How Low (Family, mentions moms)
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Neil Cicierega, white people)
Jerma985 - Rats Birthday Mixtape (White people)

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS A GONER?

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Subject: []
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Arrangement: Mr. 404 (@forbesthecomputer)
Character Represented: Windows Warriors

Sources:
- Edutainment games
- Pre-2000s PC adventure games
- Songs from various Microsoft OS's, or using sounds from them
- Songs about/related to computers

Songs used:
So Open (feat. Eleanor Forte) - Jakeneutron (Computers)
Poison - Bell Biv DeVoe (Used in "First Computer Virus?")
Obey the Server - Dad Feels (Computers)
20 Second Countdown 2 - Kahoot (Edutainment)
System Upgrade - Poppy (Computers)
リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュ - MACINTOSH PLUS (Computers)
Age of Computers - Interface (Computers)
Windows Error SFX (Microsoft OS)
Mama Papa Brickolini - LEGO Island (Pre-2000s Adventure PC Games)

Last Computer Virus ~ Not Responding [lost - windows warriors]

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Arrangement: Willow/Wyatt (@unknown_artist10)
Character Represented: Atlanta Roads

Sources:
- Rap songs from 2005 and forward
- Songs by Childish Gambino
- Songs by Lil Nas X

3005 - Childish Gambino [Gambino]
Bonfire - Childish Gambino [Gambino]
Panini - Lil Nas X [Lil Nas X]
Old Town Road - Lil Nas X [Lil Nas X]
Kiln - Hail Mary Mallon [2005+ Rap]
Superfast Jellyfish - Gorillaz ft. Gruff Rhys & De La Soul [2005+ Rap]
See You Again - Tyler, the Creator ft. Kali Uchis [2005+ Rap]
ELEMENT. - Kendrick Lamar [2005+ Rap]
Drowning - A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie ft. Kodak Black [2005+ Rap]
Thanos vs. J. Robert Oppenheimer - Epic Rap Battles of History [2005+ Rap]
Trap Queen - Fetty Wap [2005+ Rap]
Labyrinth - Miracle Musical [2005+ Rap?]
Definition of a Rap Flow - A.F.R.O. [2005+ Rap]

This is a fanmade track for Ultimus Tourney.  Please go support it! It's really cool! Will we ever know what the white noise is?

post-3005s rap [experiment: atlanta roads] (Fanmade)

A hypothetical darker sendoff for DJ Creepa.
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Minecraft - Pigstep (Minecraft)
Lil Uzi Vert - X0 TOUR LIF3 (Minecraft parodies)
Marron 5 - One More Night (Minecraft parodies)
Dan Bull - CREEPER RAP (You remember who you are, right?)
AJR - Bang (Explosions)
XXXTentacion - Look At Me (Minecraft parodies)
David Bowie - Space Oddity (Minecraft parodies)
Usher - DJ Got Us Fallin In Love Again (Minecraft parodies)
Dan Bull - Robocopyright (Dan Bull)

The Last Night of Your Life

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

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Subject: Coach Buzzcut
Noted by: Scurvy J. Biscuit

So off the bat immediately, this man was at no point intended to be a subject. Perhaps through dumb luck, or maybe sheer mortal fucking will, he managed to find his way into our clutches. Fellow members such as myself attest that he overpowered them with voice alone, shouting about reproductive organs and contorting his body in strange ways as he walked through [REDACTED].

Right, the white noise. . . As for the "subject's" exposure to the white noise, it was bafflingly swift. He expressed no signs of pain to any effect, though did seem to be heavily hallucinating, yelling at people that simply were not there, once again regarding sexual organs and bodily functions associated with them. Once he seemed well and done with his routine, he was devoured by the white noise.

As amoral or against policy as it may be, I must admit that the copy that came out was endlessly entertaining. Whereas prior, the man who we would learn to be named "Coach Buzzcut", prior citizen of [REDACTED], had some semblance of sanity and motive left in him, aggressive yet still coherent, his copy was entirely different.

His copy was in a way, an incredibly flanderized replica of himself, now constantly making noise and inhumanly moving around, yelling far more, and somehow managing to be more crass. Further study is required, though I believe that I may need to [REDACTED] in order to [REDACTED]. End Log.

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Sources
- Songs from or featured in Beavis & Butthead
- American Adult Animation Originals
- Songs related to School & Education
- Songs with Ironic Sexual Themes

Original:
- Separate Ways - Journey (Featured in B&B [In The ''Talking About The Penis'' Episode])
- Bojack's Theme - Bojack Horseman (Adult Animation)
- Robot Hell - Futurama (Adult Animation)
- Another Brick In The Wall - Pink Floyd (School)
- Madness 6 - Riddle School (School)
- Say Good-Bye - Sex 2 (Ironic Sexual Content)
- Iraq Lobster - Family Guy (Adult Animation)
- School - Deltarune (School)
- Principal's Office - Young MC (School/Featured in B&B)
- Coach Buzzcut & School Bell SFX

We'll Be Talking About Our Lives   [experiment - coach buzzcut]

[Not canon to Ultimus Tourney.]

LOG ADDED: 9/10/21

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Subject: King Julien
Noted By: Julie [Carmel]

This was very sad to do. Not sad because of emotional shit, or whatever. It's simply because of how it all went. 

It was sad to watch him rant about his kingdom, start to dance to distract us, and several other tricks up his dirty sleeve. The ''king'' may as well be the most scared of all of the subjects so far. His ego also struck hard, constantly yelling things like ''Do you know who you're dealing with?'' followed by cheesy quotes about how he's the best, or dumb remarks about his followers.

I almost didn't want to start writing this, but a job is a job. For as... energetic as this subject is, he was engulfed pretty quickly. As he screamed, the white noise got his body in almost one second. He didn't even get a chance to resist. 

The copy that came away was... about the same level of annoying. We let it roam around freely at [REDACTED] , his stance always seemingly being that of a luxurious, egotistic king. End log.

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Sources
- Songs from Dreamworks Properties, or by Will.i.am
- Songs related to Kings 
- Songs related to Partying
- Songs that started Dance Crazes, and Dancing Memes

Original Sources:
- Heads Will Roll - Yeah Yeah Yeahs [Original] (Dancing Memes)
- My Future Broken Heart - Party Hard(Partying)
- The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson (Kings)
- I Like To Move It - Madagascar (All Sources)
- Big And Chunky - Madagascar 2 (Dreamworks/Will.i.am)
- Stayin' Alive - The Bee Gees (Dreamworks [Madagascar])
- Hall Of Fame - The Script ft. Will.i.am (Will.i.am)

All Hail The King  [experiment: king julien]

[ i keep hitign entr 2 earli sory guys :(]

Private Caller - Saint Pepsi
Plastic Love - Mariya Takeuchi
RUNNING OUT OF TIME - Tyler, the Creator
Love Taste - Moe Shop
Do It All The Time - iDKHow
☼サンライズTODAY☀ - ░▒▓新しいデラックスライフ▓▒░

Shoutouts: Bowser, DoodleFox, future funk as a genre i love you

out of time, out of mind [experiment: mariya takeuchi]

LOG ADDED: 6/27/21

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Subject: Robo-Crashers (Sonic the Hedgehog, Rock "Mega Man" Light)
Noted by: Arthur Candler

The experiment took an interesting turn today, one we weren't expecting. Upon extended exposure to the White Noise, initially there was seemingly no reaction. However, close to the three minute mark, something interesting happened. As the hedgehog began to seemingly plan with Rock to find a way out of the room, the entity seemed to suddenly spring to life. Within moments they were... consumed entirely. The White Noise just... swallowed them whole. They vanished. For a solid ten minutes, they had simply disappeared. Afterwards, however, was the most interesting part. They returned, seemingly without a scratch.

Very fascinating. Initially we theorized that the White Noise had simply rejected them, but... As we released them from the room for further testing, the robot briefly fell apart into... static, interestingly. Sonic rushed to comfort him, and they briefly started to quite literally meld together. They quickly separated, fearful of it, but now we're more interested in how that happened.

We're not entirely sure what it was, it will require further testing. Our current theory, however, is that the Robo-Crashers are not among us right now. Not dead, as that would likely make them much more difficult to clone like this, but... these are not the Robo-Crashers. This is the White Noise, dressing itself and acting like them. To a tee, as well, even with most memories intact. However, they seem very off as well. Occasional flares of uncharacteristic anger, moments where they will seemingly panic and start to fall apart at the seams, only to come back together at a moment's notice. The clones are unstable. Further testing may yield more results, and we are very enthusiastic to see what those results may be.

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Arrangement: @moonagedream
Character Represented: Robo-Crashers

Sources:
- Songs from classic Sonic and Mega Man games 
- Songs from Sonic and Mega Man fangames
- Songs from the Doom series 

Songs used:
Lava Reef - Sonic & Knuckles (Classic Sonic games)

melting down in the lava reef [experiment: robo-crashers]

LOG ADDED: 7/5/21

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Subject: Miror B., Ludicolo
Noted by: Arthur Candler

First off, who allowed the Pokemon? I thought we were banning experimentation on non-anthropomorphic animals. It leads to inconclusive results, and it... doesn't feel right to me. But... whatever, it happened, and I suppose we will continue with it for the foreseeable future. It isn't ideal, but we can't do half-measures. Not now. 

...Miror B. seemed the most torn up out of everyone so far about this. It wasn't fun to watch, if I'm to be honest. He just... clung to Ludicolo the entire time, apologizing and waiting for something to happen. We sat here watching that for thirty goddamn minutes. It took that long for the White Noise to consume him. We need to figure out what exactly the variable is that makes this take longer depending on the person, that's crucial for this experiment to continue.

Hugo and Porter have been despondent, trying to find where Miror had gone. They actually came dangerously close to finding the lab once or twice. We really should introduce more security measures to prevent people from accidentally stumbling into this. We don't want to have to disqualify anyone. That would be bad for business, and we've already had to ice some... former associates for getting too close. I would very much prefer not to take care of anyone unnecessarily from here on out. I am not a good person, I'm aware, but I'm not a fucking monster. 

...I almost feel bad for the members of Adventure Machine. They seem very distraught about this. It slightly concerns me, they may not bring their best in the next match because of this. Sure, they'll have time to prepare, but you never do get past your first murder. Now, whether this is murder is up for debate right now, we have no conclusive evidence. I hope it isn't.

There was another attempt to enter the Estate by an unauthorized party today. We believe that it's Mr. Cicierega trying to get back in again. I do not understand his desire to get back in. I really don't. We did consider bringing him in as an Enforcer, but our employer said he wasn't worth the pay. I'm inclined to disagree, but I don't get paid to argue, I suppose.

Anything else? Ah, right. The thief is really starting to get on my bad side. She's started conferring with some of the contenders in secret. Not to mention, she's found blind spots in our camera views and audio recording. Even if she is severely annoying me, I'll admit. She's clever. I'll have to keep a closer eye on her when I can. Perhaps I'll have Ness tail her.

Lastly, the state of the past two experiments... The Robo-Crashers and Jonesy are still unstable, but have not broken down since we started this. I suppose that there's something to note there. The first person that saw the clones (at least, we're assuming) was Aaron Burr, of the Stage Stars. He's not taking it well. Hansen and Sawyer are trying to console him, to no avail. It's a shame, such a clever man reduced to drinking. At least Thomas has a friend at the bar now.

That's everything important for now. The next report should be our last for a while. 

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Arrangement: Bulnosaur40
Character Represented: Miror B.

Sources:
- Songs from Pokemon spinoffs
- Songs in the genre of disco and funk
- Michael Jackson songs

Songs used:
Don't Ever Forget... - Hideki Sakamoto (Pokemon spinoffs)
Leave Me Alone - Michael Jackson (Michael Jackson songs)
Take a Chance on Me - ABBA (Funk/disco)
Too Much Heaven - The Bee Gees (Funk/Disco)
Jazz Carnival - Azymuth (Funk/Disco)

Don't Ever Leave Me... [experiment: miror b.]

LOG ADDED: 10/31/21

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Subject: Sienna Contiello, Ben Birdland, Leviathan
Noted by: Arthur Candler

It was a dark and stormy night... no, I jest. All aside, today is Halloween. I hope the day has been a good one, for those currently in the "real world" as I see you call it. For our contenders here, and for myself? Not so much. Another experiment, and another one lost. A damn shame, to be honest with you... And ironic, given who was lost tonight. Squigly, Big Band, and Leviathan. 

...I'll admit, I have a lot of respect for all three of them. Ben especially. He reminds me a lot of a man I respected highly in my youth, and it was a shame to see him go. Alas, this is far out of my control. I have to do this, for those I risk losing. I couldn't live with myself otherwise. And I refuse to let go. After all of this, I refuse to stop now. Even if I meet contention at every turn.

I will save them, no matter who I have to put to the Noise to get back to them.

...The experiment was a little odd tonight. Given that the three are all... interesting cases, the White Noise acted slightly abnormally. Squigly was consumed nearly immediately, clearly having been anxious... But Ben and Leviathan simply talked through the end. It seems they were rather relaxed. ...I wouldn't be the same, admittedly, so I have full respect for it. It took quite a while for the experiment to conclude, but conclude it did, about two hours after we started.

I [DATA STREAM LOST.]

Ah, I see the log is being cut off a bit. I suppose that's to be expected, the Noise is getting... unstable. This round will be coming to an end soon, I suppose. See you soon.

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Arrangement: Bulnosaur40 (@user-263154627)
Character Represented: Aria da Copo

Sources:
- Songs from traditional-style indie fighters
- Songs in the blues genre, or in the style
- Songs related to the undead

Songs used:
Dance of the Decorous (3-2 Cold) - Danny Baranowsky (Undead)
This Is Halloween - Danny Elfman, Kengo Hagiwara, Masaya Tsunemoto (Undead)
Back From The Dead - Skillet (Undead)
Sunset Prairie (Pom) - Stuart Ferguson, Whitetail (Traditional indie fighters)
The Legend of the Skull Heart - Vincent Diamante, Michiru Yamane (Traditional indie fighters) 
Gimme Some Lovin’ - The Blues Brothers (Blues)
After All - Bobby Bland (Blues)
The Future - Mystery Skulls (Undead)
Smokestack Lightnin’ - Howlin’ Wolf (Blues)

A Lovingly Decorous Sunset [experiment: aria da copo]

LOG ADDED: 10/13/21

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Subject: N/A (Known as The Luminary)
Noted by: Arthur Candler

It's... been a day. Quite frankly, I'm exhausted, and I'm sure that many of the other Enforcers are. But, we need to start bringing them out soon. Initially, we had wanted to simply throw them into battles with the contenders to make the tournament more entertaining, but... after what happened tonight, we need to have them keeping guard on the labs. 

God, I... I knew he could have, but I didn't expect a suicidal play like that. He doesn't seem the type, at first glance. But it seems I've underestimated the Luminary once again. A constant thorn in my side, up until his inevitable time had come. I... can't even say I'm angry. Really, it was an act that I couldn't account for. Surely you'd hear it, if you were here. He... fucking exploded. After the Noise had nearly taken all of him, he just... exploded! Nearly blew a chunk out of the windows! 

We've luckily avoided significant damage, but god. It had gotten close, and... surely everyone else heard it. Especially since some are looking for this place. We're playing very close to the fire right now, and... well. I suppose we should start acting like it. Our first enforcers, [REDACTED] and [REDACTED], have already started planning. We plan for them to take on Lone Digger and Atlanta Roads a little while after the Q&A session we have planned, just before their match. Hopefully we can catch them off guard enough, to where they can at least be slowed down. They're a very significant risk.

None of our Enforcers can really stand up to the Winners, though. This may prove to be a problem. Nogami is a weapons expert, he can't be taken down by normal means. And Lune... fuck, I still can't wrap my head around the shit she does. It's unreasonable. Both will prove to be a difficult opponent by themselves, and together...

...I may have to intervene on my own terms.

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Arrangement: Bulnosaur40 (@user-263154627)
Character Represented: The Luminary

Sources:
- Songs from Square Enix JRPGs 
- Songs about luck and RNG 
- Songs by Famous Dex
- Songs by popular bands with "Dragon" in the name

Songs used:
It’s Time - Imagine Dragons (Bands with "Dragon" in the name)
Secret of the Forest - Yasunori Mitsuda (Square Enix JRPGs)
Lucky Ones - Lana Del Rey (Luck)
Nervous - Famous Dex (Famous Dex)
Get Lucky - Daft Punk ft. Pharrell Williams (Luck)

Luck Runs Out [experiment: the luminary]

THUMBNAIL BY SAN_KA

Sources:
Madeon - The Prince (House)
Mr. Oizo - Positif (Ed Banger)
Daft Punk - Around the World (House)
Mr Oizo - Two Takes It (Ed Banger)
Justice vs Simian - We Are Your Friends (House)
Julien Dore - La Fievre (French Artist)
Mr. Oizo - End of the World (Ed Banger)

comme un oiseau

holy fucking shit
i make mashups sometime. not my first account
current main project: @tournaments-revisited

out of time, out of mind [experiment: mariya takeuchi]

willowwickeredwills