Idk fucked around and made a few tracks over the past few days to get back in the swing. All are p weird and experimental 4 me...idk

The Lord of PHI Volume 9

idk i think Trader Joes is Garbage. This isn't nearly as good or well researched as Fuck Chipotle but i have sources if you want me to back up my claims. Also i mainly wanted to sing with some like 90s style acoustic guitar nasally realness

the beat is literally from a youtube account called free beats you could probs get free beats there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0TrVnVH5ZQ

Lyrics: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0TrVnVH5ZQ


Chorus: 
Trader Joe’s is garbage
Trader Joe’s is garbage
I don’t wanna go, to Trader Joe’s


Verse: 
Oh my god trader joes
A place that everyone goes 
Cause the food is so healthy and the prices are so low 
But is that bullshit you’ve been fed
Or are those facts that you know? 
Does it really deserve to be you favorite store 
Sure they have a nice selection but everything on the floor 
Is pretty much going to be supplied by a disguised major corps 
Sworn to secrecy so you dont know who you support 
Or if the food’s from offshore, what’s more
These providers undercut themselves 
And thus they must cut costs to put their food on the shelves 
And i  dont mean by making  less profit from their sales
They cut jobs, free market prevails 
and yeah most corporations suck 
But like just go to Aldi (their parent corp) if you really need to save a buck
Say what? They’re the same brand 
But im Fed up with wealth librals saying trader joe’s the man
The average shopper there makes about 100grand 
so why not spend a little more and support some local brands  


Chorus: 


Verse 2: 
Oh i get it 
You must love waiting in line 
Isnt half the reason you shop there cause you need to save time? 
Buying premade meals cause you live such a busy life 
But if you want to buy them you’ll spend half your night 
shopping 
You cant deal with chopping 
So their shit’s so convenient given your constant non stopping 
Its a fucking TV dinner but for some reason up to your standards 
They pandered so you feel pampered 
You should call grandma ask her for a recipe 
Im guessing she would love to talk to you about cooking 
First time i went to trader joes i wandered looking 
For a fresh meat counter 
But all i encountered was previously frozen shit overpackaged 
Lots of sustainable groups have called them on that shit 
They proport to be green but that doesn’t mean a thing 
Just enable moral signaling 
And most grocery stores are regionally based, providing a wide array of jobs for those in that place
Trader joes is based in cali, so your  middle class gigs are erased  
I dont go to trader joes cause i have good taste


Chorus

Trader Joes is Garbage

Girls dont like guys who do crossfit, they like guys who make content. 

I made a crappy kind of joke song over Mike Will and Marz's incredible beat. Please listen to Rae Sremmurd if you for some reason haven't yet.

Lyrics:
Chorus: 
My content, my content 
She likes me for my content 
(She says I got good content) 


Verse 1:
Some guys have nice bodies 
Some have big brains 
Some have lots of money 
And buy private planes and chains 
But you look at their brand identities they’re so fucking lame 
So if you google a true player you’ll only find     one name 
Will Weiner 
I make that content so sick 
Got every girl on earth like i wanna be your chick 
They click 
And know that im the man  


Chorus: 


Verse 2 
Never met her in real life
But i bet she’ll be my wife
The way she throws those likes
On every post that i write
Day and night 
Shes online 
comments to show her approval 
and she says she visits my shit more than she goes to google 
Im so damn viral haters workin on a vaccine 
ladies rabid for my content never goin back a screen
Always hittin refresh 
Regramming spamming me with requests 
Sent me a dm saying “please give me sex”  


She’s throwin me likes, she’s spending the night 
She gives me the clicks, I give her the dick 
I give her good content 
She gives me her consent 
She tells me her cunts wet 
And begs me to munch it 
My page is amazin 
I dont need to pay and my content stays blazin 
When she saw my engagement 
she askes for an engagement 
She said when it comes to good content mines greatest    


Chorus 


Bridge
She likes when i post cats
She likes when i post raps 
She said most the time that i post she faps 
If you like my post let me see that ass clap 
My posts are so viral you should wear a hazmat 


I get likes on every post
I’m more famous than the snapchat ghost

She likes me for my content

The opening track of GHOST_CODE by Rembrandt Keller.

Veni Sancte Spiritus,
et emitte caelitus
lucis tuae radium.

[Come, Holy Ghost,
send forth this heavenly
radiance of your light]

I sing myself...
Can anybody hear me?
My song's already there.
My body is a music.
My song's already there.

My blood!
My tongue!
My poem!
My soul!
My data!
My God!

The politician wonders where I am.
Here history goes,
And I'm the absent man.
Here history goes,
And I'm the keeper of the ghost code.

The statistician wonders where I am.
Here history goes,
And I'm the absent man.
Here history goes,

And I'm

The
Apparition.


[Sampled: "Veni Sancte Spiritus," the golden sequence of Pentecost, sung by the Benedictine monks of Santo Domingo de Silos.]

GHOST_CODE

0001.Invocation(TheAbsentMan)

Solo from Christmas Eve 2017 at Central Presbyterian Church.

Sweet Little Jesus Boy

the return...the reupload..\some  OG.s are back in "Back"

Back

Jazz Yoshi  x  Mena - Back [prod. pilgrim]

Mixed and mastered by Sendai Mike

Cover art by Caesar The Martyr

Bisquick (Prod. Coldshoulder)

Based on the timeless sounds of classic R&B/Soul records from the 1960s and 70s, “Ovragain: Pure Maple, Vol. 1” showcases Wffls’ consummate sample-chopping abilities while also representing a distinct elevation in his talents as a composer and instrumentalist in his own right. Occupying a unique lane within hip-hop, Wffls has crafted a sound that builds on the rich tradition of sample-based hip-hop while setting himself apart from the dime-a-dozen beatmakers crowding “chill lofi beats to study to” playlists. The result is music that feels polished & raw, simple & sophisticated, familiar & sui generis all at the same time. 

Known for his production work with artists such as DoNormaal, AJ Suede, Yodi Mac, and Scribemecca, “Ovragain: Pure Maple, Vol. 1” marks Wffls’ first release as a solo artist as well as the inaugural volume in his forthcoming “Pure Maple” album series.

Credits:
Produced by Wffls 
Mixed & Mastered by Sendai Mike 
Artwork by Dax Edword 

Sweet State Records / BADYOSHI

Ovragain: Pure Maple, Vol. 1 - FULL ALBUM

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advert i recorded for squarespace. Not sure if they'll use it but feel free to listen in the meantime

She likes me for my content

Will Weiner

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