idk i think Trader Joes is Garbage. This isn't nearly as good or well researched as Fuck Chipotle but i have sources if you want me to back up my claims. Also i mainly wanted to sing with some like 90s style acoustic guitar nasally realness

the beat is literally from a youtube account called free beats you could probs get free beats there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0TrVnVH5ZQ

Lyrics: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0TrVnVH5ZQ


Chorus: 
Trader Joe’s is garbage
Trader Joe’s is garbage
I don’t wanna go, to Trader Joe’s


Verse: 
Oh my god trader joes
A place that everyone goes 
Cause the food is so healthy and the prices are so low 
But is that bullshit you’ve been fed
Or are those facts that you know? 
Does it really deserve to be you favorite store 
Sure they have a nice selection but everything on the floor 
Is pretty much going to be supplied by a disguised major corps 
Sworn to secrecy so you dont know who you support 
Or if the food’s from offshore, what’s more
These providers undercut themselves 
And thus they must cut costs to put their food on the shelves 
And i  dont mean by making  less profit from their sales
They cut jobs, free market prevails 
and yeah most corporations suck 
But like just go to Aldi (their parent corp) if you really need to save a buck
Say what? They’re the same brand 
But im Fed up with wealth librals saying trader joe’s the man
The average shopper there makes about 100grand 
so why not spend a little more and support some local brands  


Chorus: 


Verse 2: 
Oh i get it 
You must love waiting in line 
Isnt half the reason you shop there cause you need to save time? 
Buying premade meals cause you live such a busy life 
But if you want to buy them you’ll spend half your night 
shopping 
You cant deal with chopping 
So their shit’s so convenient given your constant non stopping 
Its a fucking TV dinner but for some reason up to your standards 
They pandered so you feel pampered 
You should call grandma ask her for a recipe 
Im guessing she would love to talk to you about cooking 
First time i went to trader joes i wandered looking 
For a fresh meat counter 
But all i encountered was previously frozen shit overpackaged 
Lots of sustainable groups have called them on that shit 
They proport to be green but that doesn’t mean a thing 
Just enable moral signaling 
And most grocery stores are regionally based, providing a wide array of jobs for those in that place
Trader joes is based in cali, so your  middle class gigs are erased  
I dont go to trader joes cause i have good taste


Chorus

Trader Joes is Garbage

Will Weiner