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[intro: ACID, Wack Zilliams, Corndawg.com, 0smalls07 ]
I made this beat
that just makes me wanna AAA-
balls
aaughh
she weeble wobbling on my ding dong
if you know what I'm sayin
aaugh
on my ching chong
bro when is the drop
when is it gonna
corbin
corbin when is the drop (aaughh)
it's after all the frickin drums

[verse 1: Corndawg.com, ACID]
diarrhea goes splish splash in the bowl (splash)
my autistic cat ate a ham sandwich whole
your granny looked at me and lost all control (whoa)
reconnect minecraft to the Xbox 360 console
tossing elmo 1's as he strips about the pole
mommy farted in the bed
bark bark bark
I have tourette's syndrome
there's poop on the walls of my home
(ewwwww)
(sounds)

[verse 2: Wack Zilliams, Corndawg.com, ACID, 0smalls07]
it shouldn't count as rape
if its with an ape
no one else vapes
so I hit it with a grape
got the videotape (fortnite)
can't get past the guard
william is hard (mommy)
touch Williams nard (daddy)
William got scarred 
in my own backyard
AAA
(AAA)
AAA
(ayyy)
(ayyy)
(ayyy)
(aaughhh)
(demonic noises of satan)
(yuhhhhh)
(yuhhhhh)

[verse 3: 0smalls07, ACID]
I just made her squirt
all down my shirt (yuh)
using her skirt 
I just slapped your hoe
now she wanna be my bro
zack gets more cock than the doctor (Johnny sins)
I might just doxx her
made your dad proud
because I just fucked his ass
(aaughh)
I'm gonna take your virginity
and slap my dick on her knees
ayyyy
(I'd let William take my virginity for real)
(aughh)
(mine too)

[verse 4: ACID, 0smalls07, Wack Zilliams, Corndawg.com]
(I'm ready for it)
(I'm ready for it daddy)
(okay, anyways)
(oh I wasn't ready)
step on a crack
I'll blow out your mom's back (back)
trappin at a frat
while I count all these racks (aaa-)
your mom broke my hip cause she was so fuckin fat (back) 
(aaughh) 
did so much meth gonna have a heart attack (yuh)
I tote sticks, nah that's cap
ass and tits, she don't lack (mmm)
shove a gerbil in my ass (uhhh)
nibble my nards, what the fack
porter stretched the AAA
porter stretched
 my ASS
I'd let porter TAP
that parts not cap
(fuck me porter)

[bridge: wack zilliams]
(more demon sex noises]

[verse 5: 0smalls07, ACID]
I just fucked your bro (yuhhhh)
now I'm gonna have a stroke (AAAAAAA)
your mom's hotter than the sun
I'm boutta make her say "damn, son"
this bop was a lyrical miracle (mommy)
I'm boutta cut time with all these rhymes
(ayyyy)
(aaughh)
(ayyyy)
(ayyyy)
(mmm, mmm)
(ohhhh)
(harder)
(you can hear my goofy ass ukulele in the background)
(mmm)
(yuh)
(AAA-)


wet beets (feat. ACID, Wack Zilliams, Corndawg.com)(prod. ACID)

prod. ACID

Lyrics:

Intro (ACID, Wack Zilliams):
This beat makes me proud
Cause I just raped your dad in the butt
(haha)
huh
yuh
ayy
eeughh
gotta hit em with the (c minor chord on ukulele)
eeughh

Verse 1(ACID):
I'm high on methamphetamine (meth)(teehee)
Fuck you saying I ain't like that you can see it in the streams (yessir)
Where I'm at right now where some you bitches at in your dreams(teehee, AAA)
Gotta get that fix cause I'm a motherfucking fiend (aaughh)
Gotta get those boneless wings
Pull up to the applebees (applebees)(applebees)
I was drunk tapping 3s (aaughhh)
Stay the fuck away from me (yuh, yuh)
I'm a motherfucking fiend (yuh, yuh)
I'm a motherfucking fiend (yuh, yuh)
I'm a motherfucking fiend (yuh, yuh)
I'm a motherfucking YUHHHHAAAAAAAAAA
(baja blast, only at taco bell)

Verse 2(0smalls07):
I'm switching on these hoes like my name is Nintendo
She doesn't know how much bread I make though
(just warning you, the allahu akbar is gonna rape your ears)
(aaughh)
Cause your girl, she only make 20 bucks a week though
Once a week
I make her weak
Last night I destroyed her pussy like it was 9/11 (yep)
You look like her name is Devin (pew)
And I'm making out with my boy Kevin (kevin)
I ain't talking fortnite

Bridge(0smalls07):
(silence)

Verse 3(0smalls07):
All night
Staying up
Drinking all that 7 up
Imma blow up (the)
ALLAHU AKBAR (terrorist noises)

Verse 4(Corndawg.com):
Bro
Say pop but add an extra o in between the p's
(I lost the pick again I'm gonna kill myself)
Haha, poop
(I lost the pick again I'm gonna kill myself)
The boys be wild in Ohio
Slaves to the beat, you a basement child
We got the beer and the weed we're smoking
Hotbox in a Civic, we broke it
69 on the dash, stick your toes in
Smashing the back, boy we're coasting
Balls go smack smack smack, lederhosen
Beat go wack wack wack, pulling hoes in
Left and right
Left and right
Pubes in the construction site
Up and down
Up and down
Wouldn't it be funny if poop was brown

Verse 5(Wack Zilliams):
Applebees, 7.99
You can't have Porter, he is mine
I'm a rapper and a raper
Crusty sock and tissue paper
Me and your mom had a good day
Until I found out your mom gay
200% chinese
Ching chong at the applebees
Ching chong and wing wong
Playing some ping pong
The door goes ding dong
Applebees sing song

Verse 6(ACID):
Nature hike
Nature hike
I was molested by Uncle Mike
It wasn't rape because I liked
I I I I I I I I I I I I I I
Shoutout William, he raped my dad
The best idea that I had
I beat my kids when I am sad
I'm on the third wife that I've had
monkey monKEY MONKEY MONKEY MONEKY MONKEY
I wish I was black
But I want my dad to come back
I'm a family dissapointment
She wouldn't let me tap
So now I'm gonna kill myself
My penis is fully erect
Thank you

Outro(all):
I'm gonna touch your toes daddy
AAAAAA

APPLEBEES (feat. ACID, Corndawg.com, Wack Zilliams)(prod. ACID)

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