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I did not create any of theses tracks i simply compiled them them for my own entertainment.

Dumb Shit.

Mashups 2

Memes (Not songs)

Honk Honk Butt

Faithful Dreaming (Final Escape ~Reprise~)

Plok! - Boss theme (MASKED Remake)

NAME YOUR PRICE

Can't Stop The Law (Boss 6)

Great Ancient Sands (Stage 4)

Album out soon.

Samples used:
Home Depot Theme Song
Here In My Garage
The Cars - Just What I Needed
iPhone Marimba Ringtone
Billie Eilish - Bad Guy
Britney Spears - Work Bitch
Tool - Schism
Peter Gabriel - Sledgehammer
Bachman-Turner Overdrive - You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet
Rage Against the Machine - Sleep Now in the Fire
Metallica - Master of Puppets
Soulja Boy - Crank That (Soulja Boy)
Dire Straits - Money for Nothing
Audio from the film Kindergarten Cop
R.E.M. - Shiny Happy People
U2 - Daddy’s Gonna Pay for Your Crashed Car
Grand Funk Railroad - We’re an American Band 
Meat Loaf - You Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth (Hot Summer Night)
The Decemberists - Down By the Water
Daft Punk - Robot Rock
Tim Allen Home Improvement Grunt
N.E.R.D. - Everyone Nose
Nine Inch Nails - The Hand That Feeds

Home Depot - Title Screen

Super Gambino 64

Space Groove

Made this during the time before the old tri-tone was replaced

mp3 DL: https://app.box.com/s/tuwv68gdhixzt4z4tpwe

Tri-Tone of Storms

Annie Lennox vs Rolling Stones - Annie's Stoned Rush (GHP) (097)

Aretha Franklin vs Beach Boys - Say a Little Sloop (CCC) (093)

Bangles vs Dr Dre - Next Egyptian (DJ Tripp) (082)

Beatles vs James Brown - James Brown Can Work It Out (DJ Prince) (098)

Beatles vs Paul McCartney - Say Lady Say (BRAT Mix) (082)

DMX Circulation

i put effort into this

UPDATE: This Six Flags is Empty is a featured single on my debut mashup album Smooth Moves! If you like this track, please check out Smooth Moves!

this six flags is empty

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I don't even know what to write about this one. It started out as a simple Space Jam mashup for a collab Tainic is working on, and quickly spiraled out of control, becoming what is arguably my most complex, chaotic megamix ever. There are a LOT of YTMND jokes in this track, which was unbelievably fun to put together. I got my start with internet comedy / audio editing / mashups on YTMND in 2005, and digging back into that well was like seeing old friends again. So much fun!

I don't think I'll ever be able to top this track as far as the sheer amount of sources used. Look at the insane track list below! I think I'm gonna start posting more original tracks and take a vacation from this kind of thing. That is, until I lose my mind and start an SMRPG collab album at some point!


Tracks used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

*inhale*

Umineko no Naku Koro ni: When They Sing, Vol. 3 - Lyrical Aurora

with

Darude - Sandstorm
Quad City DJ's - Space Jam
Booty Bass - Shake That Ass
Buckwheat Boyz - Peanut Butter Jelly Time

DJ Assault - Ass N' Titties
Mike Greene - Bill Nye The Science Guy Theme

Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Dschinghis Khan - Moskau
PSY - Gangnam Style
Donna Burke - Sins of the Father (Metal Gear Solid V Theme)

Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

The Immortals - Mortal Kombat
DJ RX - Who's The Nigga
Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
The Clash - Rock The Casbah

Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl
Khia - My Neck My Back

Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

and

Daler Menhdi - Tunak Tunak Tun

Hollywood Edge - Doppler Horn By, L To R, Semi-Truck

Paul Shortino - E.G.G.M.A.N.

Fred

Thanks so much for listening, and for reading. Love you guys! Let me know your favorite bit! -James

Everyone's Lyrical Aurora (Everyone ╳ Classic YTMND - 133.2K Listen Special!)

Wii Shake Channel

my new least favorite thing ever

Deadly Premonition - Life is Bodies

Da Ba (What I've Done)

Kid Cudi Gets On A Bus

Pokemon Clover OST

I Came As Soon As I Heard You Beat The Elite Four

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

Eminem Is Trying To Tell Us Something

Den of the Dead

Decay and Debris (Zanyis Town)

A song from Triple Q, I do not take credit of any of the songs used in this mash up.
please don’t hurt me.

Triple Q - Sucker is a new and original song which doesn’t plagiarize at all.

This was slated to be Vyglass' theme until I composed Meme Messiah pretty late in development. Just thought I'd share before this premium runs out. :^)

Pokémon Clover OST

Seize the Memes of Destruction (Unused)

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Home Depot - Title Screen

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