I’m gonna level with you on this one…
For the first time we attempted to record back-to-back episodes and with the combination of staying up way too late and imbibing two movies’ worth of spirits, this one got a little goofy. Honestly, it’s going to sound super edited because, well, half of it was unusable. But through the magic of post production, we are now presenting an undeservingly scathing review of a mostly forgettable movie. Think of it as free association podcast jazz, I guess. Anyway, here’s The Rescuers Down Under (1990).

- Bernard and Bianca (not Rachel, not Bernice, not Valerie) are back at it again, supervising children as they rescue themselves.
- Crime MacGruff the Poacher steals the boy.
- Cody! No more adventures until you call your mom!
- Joanna eats up movie time by eating eggs.
- Nun mice have strapped down Wilbur for some very plot-heavy butt jokes.
- Something something multiplane something something.
- Yes, we can’t wait for Beauty and the Beast either.

Featured Wine: Adelaida Pinot Noir

Episode 24 - The Rescuers Down Under or… A Turdy Followup to a Plop of a First One

This is the tale of a very special individual, someone from a small provincial town of simpletons who stands out for their incredible drive, ambition, and literacy. Someone who finds love in the most unexpected of outcasts and will brave any obstacle to secure their love. We’re talking, of course… about Gaston. Be our guest as we proudly present Beauty and the Beast (1991). Try all the gray stuff such as:

- A Boomspoon. Spoom.
- Seriously, read between the lines, Gaston is a secret nerd and genius.
- He’s also at extreme risk of heart disease due to his preposterous egg diet. 
- If your dishware gives you tasting recommendations, don’t eat that. Gross. 
- THE CHILD THAT DOOMED HIS STAFF TO ETERNAL TORMENT.
- Belle’s uncharacteristic shows of massive upper arm strength.
- Go watch Disney Movies and shows in other language tracks. Try it out!

Featured Wine: 
Kiamie Rosé and Kiamie Unlocked

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Episode 25 - Beauty and the Beast or… The Merciful End to Gaston’s Heart Disease

In this silly Disney Fancast, a couple of grown adults make like medieval cartoon kings and scumps their way through Disney's most treasured animated features. Join us for some surprising retrospect and nostalgia, won't you?

Episode 25 - Beauty and the Beast or… The Merciful End to Gaston’s Heart Disease

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