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Lovejoy - One Day

This song has the band Love Joy! We can all agree that Sex sells is the best one right? Right?

Sex Sells

Lyrics:

[Intro: Various Newscasters]
"Now, it was designed to be a fun way of sending your friends images"
"Innocently enough, just about video games"
"Connect people from around the world"
"He was robbed while trying to meet up with a woman he met online"
"What makes the app so concerning for parents?"

[Verse 1: Wilbur Soot]
Well, it's 2:45 pm
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
Can of Red Bull by the bed
Vape is charged and Snapchat's read
What's popping?
What's popping?

[Verse 2: Wilbur Soot]
She's beauty, she's grace
She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face
Just a single message more
Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord

[Pre-Chorus 1: Wilbur Soot]
I wanna be the guy
That you fall asleep on call with
I'll make you forget
Every guy that came before me
'Cause I like you
And you like my attention
Let's skip to the good bit
Let's consummate our internet connection

[Chorus: Wilbur Soot, Chevy]
I'm in love with an (Mmm)
I'm in love with an (Mmm)
I'm in love with an (Mmm)
With an e-girl
I'm in love with an (Mmm)
I'm in love with an (Mmm)
I'm in love with an (Mmm)
With an e-girl (Mmm)

[Verse 3: Wilbur Soot]
Mum took away my PS4
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
I'm not aggressive
I just ooze masculine passion
And did you know I've also got depression?
I'm self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
I thought you could be the one to fix me

[Pre-Chorus 2: Chevy]
I wanna be the girl (Ahh)
That you fall asleep on call with (Ahh-Ahh)
Meanwhile, I'll (Ahh)
Find other people to talk with (Ahh-Ahh)
'Cause you like me (Ahh)
And I think you're a maniac (Ahh-Ahh)
Let's skip to the good bit (Ahh)
Let's completely block all contact (Ahh)

[Chorus: Wilbur Soot & Chevy]
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
With an e-girl

[Monologue: Wilbur Soot]
Mum took away my PS4 (I'm in love with an, I'm in love with an)
I've said it so many times before (I'm in love with an, with an e-girl)
How can I live on if I keep on collecting (I'm in love with an, I'm in love with an)
(I'm in love with an, with an e-girl)
These every little slights and insurrections (I'm in love with an, I'm in love with an)
Constant pain in every dimension (I'm in love with an, with an e-girl)
My body weeps (I'm in love with an, I'm in love with an)
Disbelief heads suspension (I'm in love with an, with an e-girl)

[Outro: Wilbur Soot]
I wanna be the guy
That you find stalking your affections
Your social media scoured
You seek police intervention
'Cause I base my
Ideals on obsessive media
Maybe if I act like them
You'll respond to my DMs

Wilbur Soot - I'm in Love With an E-Girl

I'm in Love With an E-Girl

Other Songs

Lyrics:

[Intro: Chevy]
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm

[Verse 1: Wilbur Soot]
My keyboard's like my heart
It shines in RGB and it's full of blood
I don't know what is wrong with me
But I'm scared, pissed off, and lonely
I have trouble speaking to women
Unless they're 2D or high definition
Spend all my time on social media
This is the state that I'm in

[Verse 2: Wilbur Soot]
My Twitter feed's like my brain
'Cause I have it on dark mode
Memorize everything she says
So I can use it to guess her passcode
She's beauty, she's grace
She has a profile picture of her gorgeous face
To try and get more sponsors
To try and get more sponsors

[Chorus: Wilbur Soot, Chevy, both]
But why don't you care?
I've spent the past ten years of my life making you prepared
You're political enough but not contrary
Sexual enough but not enough to scare me
Give me a reason not to be on my knees
The internet has ruined me
Hmm-mmm

[Verse 3: Wilbur Soot]
Look, I know I must sound insane
But that's part of the package
If she can't handle me at my worst
She don't deserve my mental baggage
I know you want six-foot-four
But one foot more and I'd almost be tall enough
To reach the high shelf, be your incel
I think I might be a threat to myself
A threat to myself

[Chorus: Wilbur Soot, Chevy]
But why does she run?
When I'm monthly giving her fifty percent of my income
It feels like my ideas of affection
Are based around artificial perfection
I just want to appease
That the internet has ruined me
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Hmm-mmm, mmm-mmm

[Outro: Wilbur Soot & Chevy]
We used to sleep on call together
We used to sleep on call together
We used to sleep on call together
We used to sleep on call together
We used to sleep on call together
We used to sleep on call together
We used to sleep on call together
We used to sleep

Wilbur Soot - Internet Ruined Me

Internet Ruined Me

Lovejoy - Model Buses

Come as you are - Nirvana

𝐭𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐣𝐨𝐲

Pebble Brain

Concrete (Clean)

Wilbur Soot - Soft Boy

Guitar, Vocals, Piano by Wilbur Soot
Backing Vocals: mxmtoon
Bass by Dmitry Lisenko
Trumpets by Isaac Beer
Produced by @roomieofficial
Recording with help from Sam Coveney

Soft Boy

Lovejoy (LVJY) - Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy (Crywank Cover)

Here You Go, You Do It: A Crywank Covers Compilation

Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy

Lovejoy - Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy

Portrait Of A Blank Slate

Real Life Nightmare (Toxic Edit)
© Simon St John Chamberlain 2025
Remix of the "Real Life Nightmare" first published in 2020

Lyrics:
You're in isolation
You keep taking medication
Have you seen what they've reported on the news?

Is there a solution?
Are you part of a delusion?
No-one cares about you or about your views

Hey you!
Can you help us?
We're the lost ones
It's a real-life nightmare
We are so alone here
We're abandoned
It's a real-life nightmare

No-one wants to help you
Every fear you had has come true
Everything they told you turned out to be lies

Welcome to the outside
It is cold with nowhere to hide
Every effort to escape has been denied

Hey you!
Can you help us?
We're the lost ones
It's a real-life nightmare
We are so alone here
We're abandoned
It's a real-life nightmare

Real-life nightmare
Real-life nightmare

Danger now confronts you
Though you’re not sure you can breakthrough
Given all you've seen, how can you now survive?

Cold night air condenses
And you're brought back to your senses
After everything, at least you know you've tried

Hey you!
Can you help us?
We're the lost ones
It's a real-life nightmare
We are so alone here
We're abandoned
It's a real-life nightmare

Real-life nightmare
Real-life nightmare
Real-life nightmare
Real-life nightmare


Real Life Nightmare (Toxic Edit)

Smash

Come Out and Play (2008 Remaster)

Nevermind

Smells Like Teen Spirit

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Soft Boy

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