Name: Swimming With Sharks by woodstocktaylor
Duration: 3 min 42 s
Description: Words and music © Woodstock Taylor; performed by Woodstock Taylor and John Peacock; recorded and produced by John Peacock.

Bach: St. Matthew Passion

Johann Sebastian Blackbird

Words and music © Woodstock Taylor; performed by Woodstock Taylor and John Peacock; recorded and produced by John Peacock.

Swimming With Sharks

Sentimental Again

Recorded in 1999 by John Peacock in London, performed by Woodstock Taylor (guitar/vox). Words & music © Woodstock Taylor.

Circus

Still Muddy Waters Demo 1

THE JUXTAPOSERS

There’s something praying on my mind
There’s something eating up my heart
There’s something I don’t know
I don’t know
There’s someone knocking at your door
There’s someone beating down the walls
There’s something that you know
What do you know, what do you know

Chorus

They’ve got your number
They know your price
You can’t escape the Juxtaposers
They’ve seen the movies
They’ve burnt the books
Now all that’s left’s the Juxtaposers

I guess you’ll know them when you see them
With their Sixties smiles and suits
They’re gonna charm and then disarm you
They’ll always be in hot pursuit
There’s still some things you never told me
Still some things I need to know
So I’m sending round the juxtaposers
They’re gonna nail you to the wall

Sharp as a button
Don’t press that button
Who’s going to tell them
They’re out of fashion?
Coz it’s no fantasy
This is no cult TV
They’ve got your number
You’ve got your problems!
 





The Juxtaposers

Tonights Show with Kelvin.H.Fahrenheit in for Max Maxxa and special guest Prof. Tom Craig (straightjacketed)Full of phat beats for all yo beach flies and wall flowers out there!

Kelvin.H.Fahrenheit and Professor Craig - Weird Salad Radio

Sadcast fan of the year, hello my name is Tito
Let me tell you why I'm here, listen to me bro
Spread the word, #dicklies but you can trust me though
People only hate me cause they found out I'm a pedo
Met this little honey online, she wants romancing
No need to wine and dine she says "drive over to my mansion"
Couple hours later knock knock pissing my pants when
Some dude opens the door "Have a seat my name's Chris Hansen"

Yes, yes my name is Tito, Tito, Tito
And I'm super trustworthy bro
Plus I babysit for free yo
Just don't tell my friggin' PO

Keep your busty soccer moms, curves I just don't mess with
Unless they've got some kids at home, they have to be flat-chested
Difference between me and Clegg? You'll never catch me restin'
All day I'm burning Dickheads online, I can't be bested
Malls and pools and parks and schools are where I get arrested
Helicopter parents, wasting all my time invested
Vote it up, bit prob. Why? Oh yeah you guessed it
Obsessed with making sure their children never get molested (get a life!)

Yes my name is Tito, Tito, Tito
My fiancé's quite a dumb hoe
For bringing Tito into her home
With her kid who's not very old

Tito, tito, tito, that's me, yo
I pull my van to the side "Hey kid you want a ride?"
You can be my child bride, hope you're fine with pedophilia
Drive across state lines, we'll pass time with Sadcast Media
Love that guy Joe Biden, he's my all-time favorite senator
Shitpost everyday, I'm the most prolific redditor
Don't like what I type? Write a letter to the editor
All my neighbors say I'm the most horrific predator

Dear Mr. Judge, I don't need incarceration
I'll stay at home and listen to my favorite cuck debatin'
Save your taxes dude, I don't want your psychotherapy
I'll volunteer at youth groups then I'll start a children's charity
My girl's a bad madre, she's not very choosey
She's rather risk her kid than be single for a few weeks
Bendejo's always yapping in her ear like
"You know what? You could just find a fat loser who DOESN'T think your kid's hot"

George thinks I'm good people, loves my TBD contributing
Even though I'm evil and got caught CP distributing
He's knows Tito's me though, plays my voicemails all day
Heheing with Ronny 'cause they love Bad Hombre

Yes yes my name it Tito Tito Tito
Honored guest of Maddox's show
Can't believe the judge sent me home
Should've hanged me 'til my neck broke

I insisted that he didn't (even though the record shows my mind is fucking sick and twisted)
They found my stash of discs with pics of nude newborns and infants
They also got my laptop with vids of kid victims in it
George you have to spin it, just pretend you never knew me
Maddox Militia - army of one - it is my duty
I'll fall on my sword so Madcast can continue thriving
Bad Hombre signing off as I crawl back into hiding

Tito Tito Tito

This is my mother, Gloria Green, singing the 1953 song, "I Believe".   I think this was recorded around 1966, in Los Angeles.   My mother would've been in her late 30's.   She was a single-mom, juggling a day job and singing in nightclubs, such as The Luau, which was at 435 North La Cienega.   When she was 18, a talent scout from Warner Brothers heard her sing, thus offering her mother, my Grandma Anna, a movie contract.   Well, Anna turned down the man and thus became the beginnings of the greatest stage mom of all time.   Enjoy her sweet and incredibly beautiful voice.   
Thank you.
Steven Alan Green

I Believe

A collaboration avec ma copine Jill. A song about appreciating the wonders of nature in a secret garden.

Swimming With Sharks

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