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Clarence the Duck as Mr. Frog
TheToppo as Red Guy

Beat by composition x

Mixed by Box
Graphic Design by Box

Illustrated and Written by Teimunity

(SCRAPPED BATTLE) Red Guy vs. Mr. Frog

Have you ever thought about capitalism? Yeah, so have I while making the 28th AORB. Today, we have the man who is the mascot for the most popular board game in the world, Mr. Monopoly, going up against Nintendo's earliest creation in the gaming industry, Mr. Game and Watch! Who would roll the dice and land on the correct property to win? Listen and find out!

Lyrics/credits:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NBxjDFEDq16pSl9FvofqM-ivitBvUUed8YQ389pLppE/edit?usp=drivesdk

Mr. Monopoly vs Mr. Game and Watch - Acting Out Rap Battles

Suction Cup Man • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

Hey, I wrote you a song!

“Suction Cup Man’s coming around and you know he’s getting lit!
Stinkermeaner’s a whiny old little bitch who ain’t getting shit!”
Now typically, I leave dummies like my cups; red as shit
But honestly, you’re more like a plunger, cus you can’t get a grip! (YUH!)

So whadday ya, gay? Why did you step on those jays and then ask for a run back? 
Had the crowd shouting ya name, then you got sent to your grave? (heh) DUMBASS
You tried to walk up until Robert rocked you, now ya soul went to hell saying “look at me go!”
The difference between you and me going under? The devils not currently FUCKING MY SOUL

Stinkmeaner • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

White boys mocking my shit, y’all mad at me? they can suck my dick 
Buddy ain’t climbing the ranks, cus ya climbings rank, imma tower all over yo shit
I’m not a villain, I’m a cancer that got cancer, now I’m stuck
You really picking fights with the handicapped? bros ableist…BUT I’M ABLE TO FUCK HIM UP

(AY, AY) Bro’s washed like Cinch (AY, AY) The fuck did you think?
(AY, AY) Can’t call me gay, when you filled all the holes in your life with dicks!
Rippin’ off South Park, shit couldn’t be me, boy, I look too clean, nobody can stop it
Since you like to blow missiles, come and climb my red rocket!

Suction Cup Man • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

(Oh-ho-ho-ho!) Don’t do-si-do with ME, Grandpa, professional hating’s ya damn job
I can do anything, fuck the damn law! Bitch, you struggle with putting ya pants on!
And like honestly, unc, what the fuck is ya problem? You go around screaming out “fuck life!”
You’re a dick! *strumming* so why don't ya suck mine!!! (BITCH!)

Suction Cup Man can’t be remade or replaced by the CIA (YUH!)
While you were recreated in a day and not one thing changed (NOPE!)
So come back with a better plan, cus I can NEVER get smoked (NEVER!)
Till then, I’ll see ya when I’m back in Hell: LOOK AT ME GO! (HAHAHA!)

Stinkmeaner • Verse 1: (8 Bars)

You sung yo sawn song but I want an encore, RUN IT BACK!
‘Fore I strum that ukulele a full note up ya’ ass!
Trust there’s layers to this shit, cus on a track, I’m mixing
I got moves like Mike Tyson, you got beat by a pigeon! 

Should’ve stuck to plushie, ya big softie, now I’ll leave you open
Barbecue a flank of unseasoned meat, cus boy, I’ll freakin’ smoke ‘em
I ain’t NEVER lost a single battle yet, and that’s on fonum
Never put a white boy ‘gainst a DEMON in a nigga moment! (ya BITCH!)

Well fuck you! 
The fuck? Fuck you!
Fuck you too!
Fuck you three!
Wha-you can’t just steal my schtick, fuck you!
Aww you gonna get mad? Fuck you!
…
…
ya motha’

Stinkmeaner vs. Suction Cup Man • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Grasman as Vox
Mochi as Karen
Stasious as Vox’s Camera Operators
Duplighost as Plankton
Beat by: ToneJonez
Written by: Ego
Mixed by: jordy
Cover art by: Cidisswo

LYRICS:

EGO RAP BATTLES!!!!

VOX!!!!

VS!!!!

KAREN!!!!

BEGIN!!!!

[Vox]
Here at VoxTek, you trust us with your info
But uhh, I barely know enough about yours to diss, though
I'm the new status quo, quid pro quo is your status
When you pay your costumers to eat your husbands fucking crap sticks
I'm the manager, Karen, I make the big bucks
But like you in your failing marriage, I dont give fucks
Your rapping software will crash, when you hear my bars like Val
Because I am going SO hard right now 
Chip dipped cuz you couldn't be a mom
Your secret formula is dying, find a new format
Red dot on K, so turn the TV on, TURN THE TV ONNNNN
You're second place, I’m the shit that comes before that!

[Karen]
(KAREN, what did i say about rap battles with the TV, huh?)
*sigh*, it's too bad you don't have a mute button like he does
(Come on! I wrote your whole programming you know, and still heard less beeps)
Than what? the censored version of your show?
Sorry, I think you mistook me for someone who gives a *EEEEE*
Here the soulless sinners usually work across the street
And you could have had all of pentagram city in your grasp
But you’re 1% evil, 99% hot ass!
You can dust my screen, you dont wanna fuck with me!
I'll take the letter after Vee, while you bleed like a plasma screen
Voiced by a Christian, but you’ll never see the gates above
Cuz you’ve got a face that not even a motherboard could love!

[Vox (to the tune of stayed gone)]
(Cameras rolling in 6,5,4) Welcome home!
Plankton gave you the boot and you Stayed Gone
Say hello, to a new rapping flow
Everyone knows that your show is washed, Turn the PC OFFFF (rolling in 3, 2, 1)
I'm a cold blooded shark, you roll on thin ice, bitch
You should know, I'm fucking used to crushing mobile devices
You're leagues beneath this overlord, The V's fucking tower
But even I can't hypnotize- (Your fans to take a shower?) (UGHHHHHHH)
Fuck you little miss bleeping heart, l'll show you suffering!!!
(Mmm… this anchor has no arms but the TV’s buffering!)
I'll destroy you!!!!!! (Oooh, I'd like to see you try :))
You miserable failure!!! you’re gonna fucking die!!!!
*power goes out*

[Karen]
This wayward sinner doesn’t have a way with words
If your network doesn’t pull the plug than you should do it first
You and your 2-inch short circuit can both make your exit
Pursuing allure, but you’re as insecure as Microsoft Edge is
Wifey with the wifi, I’m rocking the track
While you would lose all your bars at the drop of a hat
But I’ll give you props, your flow sure put me through hell to listen
You’re a sheldon of your former self, now that's good television!
*laughing hysterically* SHELDON (KARENNNN!!!!!)

Vox vs Karen (Hazbin Hotel vs SpongeBob) - Ego Rap Battles

Welcome back everyone today we have a battle between two masters of disaster and chaos , on the left corner we have the looniest tune the talk of the town lately in animation communities, Acme’s number one client and on the right corner, you’ve seen him and you’ve followed his orders , he’s always there ready for road-trips and always willing to signal the warnings, that’s right it’s Caution Guy , who will win stick around to find out 

- the Thinker 

CAST: 
ego as Wile E. Coyote 
GreenOwl as Caution Guy 

CREW: 
Written by WeThink 
Art by EatMoPizza & Trav Shark 
CoverArt by WHOZPHANTOM 
Mixed by Zagranis 
Special thanks to : Theme Park Avenue 

Lyrics:

*Bomb will explode in 3…2…1* 


Wil E Coyote 
Huh…it didn’t explode, sigh, what a waste 
But this will certainly blow up in your face 
I’ve seen you around never took you for a rapper 
Take it one step further, never took you for a character 

Always preaching the rules this stickman is a stickler 
Funny how even myself is better at painting a picture 
And believe me you don’t wanna draw gainst a toon 
And if I let you touch the track I bet it’ll go KABOOM!

Caution Guy: 
On every road across the globe, I uphold a noble purpose 
While the only law your validate, is if we talking Murphy’s 
Spend half a century trying to hunt with no improvement 
Why eat the bird when you have so much beef with Newton (huh) 

Phone it with ACME. They’ve put you thru ringer 
You could meet your maker. He’d give you the finger 
And you got the movie greenlit? That is impressive now 
All you had to do was become the mascot of a  Twitter crowd 

Wile E Coyote: 
Preaching your importance man, ain’t really a smart move 
As the only place you actually matter is the bathroom 
C’mon wiseguy even I find a better use for signs (Aight) 
You’re cat-like but this pussy has more than nine lives 

And what is the deal with those lines you shoe in 
Yet again you’re the perfect example of what not to do , kid 
On the track I’m fast and furry-ous better wear your safety belt 
But much like it’s custom, you just can’t save yourself 

Caution Guy: 
Whatever man, I don’t believe what you’re imposing 
Cuz I was the Fall Guy way before Ryan Gosling 
While you’re the mutt , the butt of every joke (ouch) 
Shocked when I hand you the mic it doesn’t fucking explode 

This is just another time you fall flat dude 
Sad that your claim to fame was chasing fast food 
Jones’s legacy’s been Chucked now you’re a falling hazard 
Caution: (that’s all folks) Dead end ahead for this jackass

Wile E. Coyote vs Caution Guy ft. ego & iGreenOwl

Stofferex as Nostalgia Critic
??? as Anthony Fantano / Cal Chuchesta

Nooby as Tyler, the Creator
Pixel Chris as Eminem
Danii as Drake

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii

Lyrics:

Nostalgia:
Hello
I’m the Nostalgia Critic, I touch myself so you don’t have to
If you’re the world’s greatest critic, I might just have to slap you
Known for shitty takes that make me wanna cut your access
Your fans lost approval so you get it from your black ex
You’d rather suck off Death Grips longer ‘fore you battle me at all
‘Cause I could also get big from screaming and throwing glass at walls

Get get get get
Got got got got
Blood rush to my
Head lit hot lock
Poppin' off the
Fuckin' block knot
Clockin' wrist slit
Watch bent thought bot
AHHHHHHHH!!!!

No wonder you’re Melonhead! No one eats your seed
Arguing with kids ‘bout politics sounds pretty uncool to me
Anthony, you’re not foolin’ me! Climbing up to me is one more boulder
‘Cause your career already died when you put away VULTURES

Anthony:
Hi everyone, nostalgthany critictano, the busiest music nerd
I just had to listen to Doug spew a verse
It’s pretty clear that with his lack of humor comes with a lack of bars too
I’d be glad to front, let’s argue
Doug has this thing where he makes false accusations in references
For..humor? Superiority? I’m not getting this
With lines like “your takes want me to cut off your access
Your fans lost approval so you get it from your black ex”
He bit off more than he can chew, I guess, I just think he’s lame
He’s rocking teeth that look like my flannels, while I’ve the best teeth in the game
If you make CinemaSins 40 minutes and unfunny
Then you’re basically getting slightly a better experience than his-

Nostalgia:
Is he gonna refer to me like I’m not even fucking here the whole time?

Alright, nerd, I think I see the issues
‘Cause I don’t know what made you cry harder; Mac Miller or your sound being used?
I’m not who you argue with on stream, but your points, I won’t listen
Fuck you, rap battle, I wish I could be big in music if I study..
Journalism? This man’s a fucking fake
He should make like when he does grow hair and run away
You’re a fearmongering, topster-glazing, nazi loving asshole!
And now I’ll bring my friends in so they run the fade

Tyler, the Creator:
Your disses are trash, regardless of listens

Nostalgia:
Well, I meant my friends back at-

*Tyler gets shot*

Eminem:
Tell me how you’re gonna give us bad ratings when you gave all the shitty albums a 10 and I can’t stand you Anthony

Nostalgia:
Alright, this is-

*Eminem gets shot*

Drake:
Anthony, your disses are a light zero…..

Nostalgia:
What, the pedophile doesn’t shot?-

*Drake gets shot*

Nostalgia:
Who the fuck has my gun?

Cal:
Yeah!

Anthony:
Hey, put that back

Cal:
No!

Anthony:
Uh, okay
It appears even after Wall, you have nothing to say
With the same flows, same jokes, same lines that suck chodes
And never been on fire since “I was frozen today!”
The inconsistency in this one is abysmal
Since his verses was so cancer, he got main character syndrome
Maybe he should’ve retired back in 2012 for better
And I’m giving this a light to strong 3 on this record, tran
sition


{SCRAPPED DEMO} Nostalgia Critic vs. Anthony Fantano

Rosenthal as Skin Taker
TomPuffs, AshleyMagica, LimJJ, Egomanic, Trakked and Jordy as Chanting Pirates
Trakked as Clock Man
Beat produced by ToneJonez and GlitchDude
Written by Trakked and AshleyMagica
Additional help by Leo Barqui, Cole and Everon
Special thanks to Eddiefrb
Mixed by GlitchDude
Art by TomPuffs
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

Skin Taker:
Ye should have stayed lost, chap. Then ye wouldn't have to rap me.
I'd hardly regard ye as legend, take one more step closer and I shall have at thee!
Went after a girl for losing red shoes, but yers will match hers when yer spitting up blood
Yer legend couldn’t bounce back like a Bungie cord, so like yer forums, I be bringing The Flood
This corpulent wizard is tortured by sin; I shan't be surprised if ye force into kids 
Both ye and Horace Horrible are akin, so make yer way out 'fore I've torn in yer skin
I’ll do ye a favour by slowin’ your tickin’ and showin’ ye what I define as violent
Ye wonder why me jaw be rockin’? ‘Tis all the better to grind your hide with!
This mad bloke is laughable; add ‘em to my mass of hats and coats, fashion ye half a robe
Now yer about ‘ta be next to be enterin’ in me fantastical Candle Cove fashion show
I get the job done with me skellyton crew, and ye shall be next for your skin I shall shred
This con be makin’ the constellations so try ta’ weave some bars instead (AHAHAHA)



Clock Man:
Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock…
You’re entering into my land, I can only assume that your ship's lost
You dare treat a wizard with this disrespect? I simply came here to hip hop
And yes, my short may have been lost, while you were abandoned by Kris Straub!
So grind my skin? Eye for eye, bitch. Traumatize kids, while your tale’s just trite and tyke shit
After this lazybones took flight, his shite ship only took off through another kind of pirate
I spy with my looking glass, a crooked man with a crooked stature
With a crooked past in a crooked land, I can clearly see he's a crooked rapper
You must be on your voyage tryna be findin’ your plot: I will take you on a trip whether you like it or not
You bore me with your stories, saying you've a frightening lot; for listenin-g, I simply don't have enough time on the clock
You're such an abysmal thing; it won't take much time for you to rot with the rest
You thought you'd be safe from your punishment, but the wizard does not forget (he does NOT forget)

Skin Taker:
Yer shanty couldn't shiver me timbers or even shake me bones
Now ye have a ticket to meet with Davy Jones!
Yer nose could pierce me flesh if I had it, I'll rip it off yer face!
Then swab the deck with yer body and make ye walk the plank! (YAH!)
YE HEAR THAT, MEN?! This wizard be taking the children at night! 
We shall all show 'em a sight to remember, we'll burn 'em to embers and fill 'em with fright! (YAH!)
Like Milo, yer end is met in the Cove tonight.
Come forth, and enter me maw. (whisper) Ye have to go inside. 

Clock Man:
I sit and watch as you fall apart with your wretched screams
It only makes sense you put those above the age of ten to sleep
It's Mr. Kadabra to you, you fiend! Pick you like Poppy did, leaving you axed off
You're the weakest one in the crew, you've big glass eyes and a bigger glass jaw!
I make all the trees and the houses around me, you pillage the villages, killing the innocents
And as a pirate, you lusted for violence, I simply do this because it is my privilege
For all of men and children you have murdered, this rap is their vengeance
For I'm the next bearded man to teach you a valuable lesson


Clock Man vs Skin Taker - Rap Cypher #45

Trakked as Laughing Jack
Fightmarker as Jevil
Beat produced by EYLONE
Written by Trakked, M&Mattie and Atom
Additional help by: Atom
Mixed by Jordy
Art by M&Mattie and TomPuffs
Thumbnail by TomPuffs

Battle:

Laughing Jack: (0:12)
I’m out of the box, and now it’s your problem
I’m ‘boutta rip off that hat and show your town that you’re balding
I'm more than imaginary, pal, I’m bound to leave you haunted
Pinstripes’ll pin knives and lock this clown up like Seam did (AHAHHAHA)
It looks like Tiny musta’ crawled in from the circus
The king threw you out, now this jester is worthless
Slice-and-dice through you and your kingdom ‘til you’re all ripped up
I got the shreds droppin’ like it’s 52 pick-up!
You’re playing a very dangerous game
Can’t escape from the basement; you’re insane in the brain
If you got nothin’ nice to say, then stay hushed
Or else I’ll play rough, you’ll get your brain crushed

Jevil:
SO LONELY, LONELY I WAS ‘TIL YOU FOUND ME
WON’T YOU STEP OUT OF THE CAGE THAT SURROUNDS THEE?
FREEDOM IS NOT IN YOUR GRASP,
BUT ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU A TASTE OF AN ESCAPE FROM YOUR BOUNDARIES (UEE HEE HEE HEE!)
APPEARED AS A GUARDIAN, BUT QUICKLY YOU WERE SET ASIDE
SAT AND WATCHED YOUR OWNER AS HE COMMITTED HIS HELLISH CRIMES
YOU TORTURE CHILDREN ‘CAUSE YOU CANNOT STAND YOUR WRETCHED LIFE
SO LET’S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN AN ANGEL MEETS MY DEVILSKNIFE

Laughing Jack:
Ooohh… You think you’re funny..
They hated your chaos but you couldn’t stop
Your one pal betrayed you, he made you the dummy
Cracked under the pressure and just like a weasel, you POPPED! (AHAHAHAHA!!!)
Try all your tricks inside of your prison
You’ll just metamorphosize into my victim
I’d save you the candy, but it must’ve found you
I guess the world DOES revolve around you!

Jevil:
THIS BODY CANNOT BE DESTROYED OR DISCARDED
YOUR FRIENDS THREW YOU OUT AT THE FIRST CHANCE THEY’VE GOTTEN
ABANDONED, ABANDONED! THIS MAN WAS FORGOTTEN
YOU WERE A PRESENT THAT NOBODY WANTED!
CHASED AFTER LOVE ‘ROUND THE MULBERRY BUSH
PLAYED THE CAROUSEL GAME TO FIND ONE WHO WOULD TAKE YOU (PIP PIP!)
‘TWAS ALL IN GOOD FUN, ‘TIL YOUR FEELINGS WERE CRUSHED
YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING TO MAKE THEM NOT HATE YOU
CHOPPED ALL THE BOISENGIRLS IN FITS OF RAGE
THE CHAOS, CHAOS COURSES THROUGH ALL OF YOUR VEINS!
THE SNUFFBOMB BLEW UP IN YOUR FACE!
FUN AS IT WAS, FRIEND, YOU’VE LOST THE GAME



Laughing Jack vs Jevil - Rap Cypher #56

Pitched down, slowed down, sounds like a Samba.

The Tumblr Elevator Music (KWP Samba Style)

This album is a tribute to the Five Nights at Freddy's video game franchise created by Scott Cawthon. The Album includes 40+ songs from various artist over the four years of fun. Songs range from FNaF 1 all the way to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator! The only missing tracks are the 8 special tracks, which can be found on Spotify and my YouTube channel (The Video Game Master). Thank you for all you have given us Mr. Cawthon it has been fun making this album and finally releasing it after two years, all songs go to their rightful owners. Enjoy!

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