Kasul's TSSSP "Tam Smod"

Aside from being the "Kriss P.: All-Around HERo !!" And the "Spam T. - All You'll ever want" Replacement, It's also the "All You Could Ever Get" Replacement for my new AU "Kasul's The Same Same Same Puppet" 
Think About it, No one has ever Uploaded their puppet onto Youtube before it's soundcloud release.
Huge thanks to https://soundcloud.com/nopedingus who made the music and helped out a lot with the AU
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||Here's your food sir|| (You say, hoping your meal will please this critic)
Tam Smod 
46 seconds ago 
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Hmph...It looks edible
1 person found this helpful

Tam Smod
38 seconds ago
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UHG! Cannot say the same about the Taste!
No one found this helpful

Tam Smod 
24 seconds ago
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It Gets worse the longer I chew it
1 person found this unhelpful

||So uhh, What would you rate it?|| (You ask Hopefully)

Tam Smod
11 seconds ago
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I'd give it zero stars if I could, flavor was bland almost non-edible. I tasted some dirt, I doubt the cooks washed their hands enough. I think in the making of this food it broke several health code violations.
1 person found this VERY unhelpful

||No! B-but I worked so hard on this I need a good review to stay in business|| (You say, you can barely believe this is happening)

Tam Smod
Right now
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You DESERVE to go out of buissness
1 person found this to be the least helpful piece of knowledge ever
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Deltarune by Spamton G Spamton
The other puppet by Kris
The same puppet by Spamton
The same other by Kris (TGOAS)
The same same puppet by say] my name's not spamt
The same same other puppet by Kriss P. Krisp
The same same same puppet by EVERYONE (who ever lived) [even dead people]

Tam S. "Most Critical Of All Critics" - [Kasul's The Same Same Same Puppet]

Aside from being the " NO BUDDYS KNOW BUDDY"S no bUDDYS KNOW BUD I" hAD THE GA" and "It's: A Steal!". this is also the "MY GENIUS ~NEVER~ RUINED THIS TOWN: BE DAMNED TO REPEAT IT!!! (Russel vs Todd! T:WM)" Replacemnt for my once old AU "Kasul's The Same Same Same Puppet"
Think about it: no one has ever made an AU that's not deltarune
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||Look, A good review could skyrocket my fame and make all my dreams come true...but a bad one could shut me down for good|| (You say pleadingly)
Tam Smod
9 seconds ago
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1 person is found this to be the wrong answer 
I'm afraid your food is just utterly terrible. It seems Cooking's not for everyone
||Well...I tried to reason with you.|| (You say before pulling out a glock)
Tam Smod
Just now
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Wh- I'm Not gonna- SECURITY, this man is INSANE. 
1 person found this to be useless, after all, Smod doesn't have bodyguards.
|| I love it when they run|| (you say devilishly)
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Music by: https://soundcloud.com/nopedingus
Thumbnail art by me edited by: https://soundcloud.com/nopedingus
Deltarune by Sans
The other puppet by Frisky Freakster
The same puppet by Sansy Seekster
The same other puppet by Papyrus
The same same puppet by Karuh
The Same Same other puppet by Vampyrus
The SAME SAME SAME SAME SAME puppet by Super Mario

YOU'E A  Cro OkNO Ta COok I Should HA Ve Kno Wnj Ust BY [[Kasul's The Same Same Same Puppet]]

This is the "Connection timed out" (but not "Email Jeremy") Replacement for mine and https://soundcloud.com/nopedingus 's AU "Kasul's the Same Same Same Puppet" Don't think about how this, think about your sins weighing on your back.
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||Excuse me sir, I'm really sorry for what happened back at my restaurant. I was just really scared of losing my dream. I've come to formally ask you to please reconsider your rating|| (why are you even asking this, it's not like it'll work)
Tam Smod
58 seconds ago
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Actually, I think I will
1 person found this surprising
|W-wait, really?| (you feel like you're words aren't hidden anymore)
Tam Smod
49 seconds ago
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Well, I suppose sometimes in this job I forget not everyone can be a world class chef. I may have judged you too harshly
1 person found this very helpful
|You...You'll really change my rating??| (you ask hopefully)
Tam Smod
38 seconds ago
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Well...If you were to...do something for me...Then of cource!!
1 person found this expect-able
|...Of cource there's a catch| (you say with a sigh)
Tam Smod
31 seconds ago
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Don't worry it won't be too difficult. just a bit...dirty...for a man of my class
1 person found this suspicious
| Okay...what dirty work do I have to do for you| (you ask. scared to know what this creepy critic would have you do|
Tam Smod
24 seconds ago
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Well you see, I once had a bottle of sauce so delicious it could make even the worst meal a delectable gourmet. But then...in my rage one day I lost it in the sewers. It must still be down there, I need you to Retrieve it.
|Um..how the sigma do you lose a bottle down a sewer?|
Tam Smod 
15 seconds ago
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-It doesn't matter. I need it back. and I need someone to get it for me
|Well is there at least something you can give me that can help me move  the manhole cover| (You ask. there wasn't.  It's not like this AU has a keygen)

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Deltarune, TOP, TSP, TSOP, TSSP, TSOP, AND TSSSP made by no one. They've been here since the creation of the universe.

Sorry, It Was Just Bloody Raw [[Kasul's The Same Same Same Puppet]]

This is the "Tssop will never get a hey every" Replacment for MY new AU Kasul's TSSSP
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||Okay Everyone, The Critic is coming today so we have to be on our chef grind-set|| (You say to your loyal team)
S: UhHh...oKay?
R: Don't worry, You can count on me
||Now Sizzle, what's the number 1 rule of cooking|| (You ask your loyal friend)
S: uhh...AlwAys foLlow tHe reciPe?
||No, it's WASH YOUR HANDS|| (You tell the filthy chef)
S: Oh riGht...
||Got everything ready unnamed-Ralsei-role?|| (You ask the unnamed Ralsei role)
R: M-my name is, Rice. Don't you recall
||That's a stupid name|| (You say, just then you hear a bell.)
Tam Smod
46 seconds ago
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WAITER, WAITER!
1 person runs to his side
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Don't worry, I will drop the Keygen next week
Don't worry, I will drop the real boy in two weeks
Don't worry, I will drop the Post-fight Dial-tone in four weeks

WAITER, WAITER [Kasul's The Same Same Same Puppet]

The full name of this track is "MAGNET That Cookrisp Uses to open a manhole because they can’t do it them self because they’re too weak" Also TSSOP will never get a Keygen.
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||Uhh...How does one get into the sewers|| (You ask the critic)
Tam Smod
37 seconds ago
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Well I suppose I could find you something, how about this Magnet
1 person found this enlightening
||It's...PERFECT|| (You say, staring at the magnet, It's all that you could ever want)
Tam Smod
23 seconds ago
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Stop staring at it like that.
1 person ignores this
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Deltarune by That one faux whose name Might start with a T?
TOP by someone who isn't real
TSP by that one guy who killed the over
TSOP by that one periodic element
TSSP by that one thing you load into a bow
TSSOP by those butts who educate

MAGNET tcutoambtcdibtsbttw [Kasul's The Same Same Same Puppet]

This is the...uhh...well...Let's see..."Kriss P. when they freaking die" replacement for my AU "Kasul's The Same Same Same Puppet" Don't think. Thoughts only lead to contemplation and contemplation leads to realization. Realization leads to pain. Pain leads to suffering. And suffering leads to death.
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SMOD GRILLER
32 seconds ago
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It seems I am still made of fire.
3 people found this saddening

R: D-Don’t worry sir, we’ll find a way to reverse the curse

||Will we really?|| (You say in disbelief)

S: Let’s see…There’s a bucket of water over there…

|| I don’t think that’s the best Idea|| (But before you can finish, she grabs the water bucket)

R: SIZZLE NOO!
||SIZZLE NOO!||(HSSsss)

SMOD GRILLER
11 seconds ago
☆☆̵̹͝ ̶͙͠☆̸̟͂ ̸͓̑☆☆
AHHHhhh HSSSsss
1 person got put out

R: what just happened? Did he…die?

||S-smod…NOOO!! He’s…gone|| (You say as tears well up in your eyes)

S: Why is everyone so sad don’t we hate him?

||Y-you didn’t know him like I did. I could tell that everything he did was because he was scared. Scared of losing his power. Fearful that if he rated someone high, and their food was bad, he’d lose his job. He didn’t mean to make our business suffer. He didn’t WANT to make our business suffer.|| (You say while sobbing)
S: O-oh! I didn’t know it was that deep
S: at least he left behind his cool jacket

R: Great now she’s wearing a dead guy's clothes.
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And with that...Smod's story comes to a close. Cause I am NOT making a Deadringer. (Deadringer: Examples include; MEALDEALER, Patching Complete, TWENTYWFOURTEEN INFINITE)

Extinguished {Kasul's The Same Same Same}

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Extinguished {Kasul's The Same Same Same}

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