By far the best of all the battles, appreciate having me for the writing process bruv

Writers:
Adam Sandler 2 of DRB

Additional Help:
Ethan Sandler 2 of DRB

Snakebite as James Franco
Seth as Lee Harvey Oswald

Mixed by Glitchdude

Annonucer - Kamren :)

Adam Sandler’s Series of Rap Battles


JAMES FRANCO
 
VS

LEE HARVEY OSWALD


James Franco Verse 1
I've been caught between movies, but no time for groupies
You don’t wanna trigger me, so use that finger loosely

I bust a move so groovy ‘gainst commies that are screwy
And then I down them smoothly, like Jack Daniels Ruby

I’ll take shot in the dark, and make a hit like the mob
Here's a conspiracy theory, you’re real shit at your job

I’m slaying the theaters, where you run straight into custody
Bud, stick to getting cut, just leave me to cap busting

Speaking of, you got a discharge, I've got a diss-charged
Fighting ‘gainst the hottest man alive, I get it, it's hard

But that's what you get, coming here less armed than me
Maybe we can have a repeat of before and let you leave, dishonorably


Lee Harvey Oswald Verse 1
As a method actor, you’ve spent years prepared for this
You’re about to play the role of a lifetime- my bitch

I’ll deck ya, pencil neck, I’m here to run an address
On the track you're super fruity like a Pineapple Express

Yes, I may have missed the prez a bunch, that fact is true
But ask the press, I don’t have as much miss-conduct as you

Groping ‘n acting prudent to students, don’t make me laugh, dude
Now you’re only a class act in terms of class-action suits

You always act like a spastic, you’re always smoking a blunt
I know you’re a math wiz, but it just doesn’t add up

You claim you're respected, but I guess I’ll tell ya something
If you literally got stoned, then yeah, for once you'd be funny


James Franco Verse 2
So be it, Soviet, if I really heard that right now
A sniper couldn't find a better angle than tryin the moral high ground? 

I don't know what your mother was on about, but it's surely pertinent
taking care of you certainly isn't that much of a burden

A defective defector should face da facts, and take notes
You died poor and alone, not making bank next to Franco

There's not even potential to feel sentimental, sending mental patients to
Comedy Central, cause it's a great place for flame roasts

I bothered to show up ‘cause my agent promised top billing
But is it worth your other verse? HA! Just Fucking Kill me.

O.H, take the L, the Dubs been took the same way your grave would
Your ass thrashing was *teeth hitting fork and heavy breathing* so good


Lee Harvey Oswald Verse 2
You’re an educated fella, Yale was where you where based in
So question: Who here is known for character assassinations?

I’m no stranger to teacher teasing, but pay attention to who ya facin
You just flunked that verse hard, guy, you gonna sue for defamation?

This douche likes to make music, but can’t face his own tune
And smells a lot like bullshit for the face of Gucci perfume

Got an LGBT award, because his love life ain’t defined, yet
I’ll put a fuckin gun to your head, ‘cuz you should be more open minded

You dealt with North Korea in theaters, and it's real ironic that
We sit in the same Ford, ‘cause I’ve had to deal with a hack, yeah

I’ll sip Coke, complacent with 2nd floor 1st place taken
Face it, the winner ain’t up to a Disaster Artists interpretation

James Franco vs Lee Harvey Oswald - ASSRB

Greg Heffley:
Yo Steve, I gotta say this aint it chief
You’re not religious, well I’ll make you believe
You’re so twink, you’ll trip over your sweater, you boo
So what’s you and a litta bitto blue gonna do
Put you threw the news and a noose, cuz you aint gotta clue
You’ll consume deez nudes, dude, you’re rude so skadoodle doo
You’re a nonce, from france, you cant dance, you just lie
I’d put my fist in your face if my arms weren’t fries

Steve Burns:
We just got a letter, too bad I can’t read
You’ll bleed and you’ll scream when competing with Steve
Your Zoo Wee Mama’s so fat she probably eats often
You make me sick and need a coffin like a cough from Scott Cawthon
I’ll leave you like my future………… BALD.
You don’t need a phone cause I won’t give you any calls
You thought my run was done? Well, yeah it is
BUT SO IS YOURS YOU STICK FIGURE LITTLE BITCH

Greg Heffley:
Listen here, Steve, you lil’ bitch
If you didn’t wanna leave Blue’s Clues why’d you fuckin snitched
Cya later alligator, do me a favour with some flavour 
Support Trump Bros! He’s our last saviour! Check your behaviour!

Steve Burns:
You’re making me cry you dumb fucking cock
I spit sneaky raps as if I was a sock, you shmock
Bet you didn’t know I was the bear in the Revenant
You’re just angry because I’m your Jesus President!

Grumpy Growly Australian:
GDAY MATE! I’m not hungry, I just ate! 
I just got a letter from your mum- you’re gay!
When it comes to blues clues, I PREFER JOE! 
So………  go! 
Diss me? I’ll just use a reverse uno card
Don’t be so mad; this game was rigged from the start
You’ll slip up on the slippy floor 
Laying you down, easy, that's bathroom floor
I wanna die at the time of the night, in the light cuz I cry when I’m frying a pie
…. AIGHT! 
I’m loading your mams diaper with my dick, prick 
​if you could live in one fictional universe, what would you pick?
MUHAHAHAHAHAH, you’re finished 
Don’t be scared, you'll die within a few minutes

Alright we did it

Greg Heffley vs Steve Burns - Epic Wap Battlw!!!!!

Merry Christmas!

Freshy Kanal as King Midas
Jacob G. as Jack Frost

Written by:
Jughead Jay, B O R K, MetaMachine, GamingPlush64, and Freshy Kanal

Jack Frost:
Best back off before having the match lost to Jack Frost!
And with all that gold you’ve racked up, it’s no wonder you lack brawns!
I could spit this at the lowest fahrenheits and still be hotter,  
But you’ll kill this if your disses are as solid as your daughter!
You couldn’t… catch this cold! Once your… raps erode!
With your ending’s past, you wish to see this… match unfold?!
From dinosaurs to Valley Forge, I’ll shine bright like lit lights!
You’re slipping on this track, looks like you’re walking on thin ice!

King Midas:
Surely you Jest if this fool thinks he will have me froze in place,
Your tundra of a verse will get crushed by my verbal Golden Age
Frost-bites the dust, when you’re left back in Santa’s sack
You can’t play your cards right, The King is greater than the Jack!

Jack Frost:
This poll’s off balance, of course it’d go South quick,
When your hardest challenge is putting your money where your mouth is!
The olden snowman has a-rose, there’s no garden from my flows!
But if you really want a foe, how ‘bout you turn this L to gold!

King Midas:
In Sprite of your attitude, you’re as mellow as an elf!
With those icy raps, you have no worries of melting yourself!

Jack Frost:
I’ll have this old man folding, frozen, for his wits are wearing frail!
It’s bedtime for dead rhymes and you’re the perfect fairy tale! 

King Midas:
You’re an absolute zero, whether dropping temperatures, or the bass!
Has your mind stopped-motion… you Rankin/Bass-ket case?
24 karats, and you are nippin’ at my nose?
I’ll have your chestnuts over coals if you want to start a roast! 
Quite a bold start, but you won’t flow far, for you’re below parr.
Let’s see how dope your colds are, when I go hard with these gold bars!
You heretics just won’t learn what your lesson is-I reckon this, 
With you and Elsa picked, icebergs will now wreck a second ship!

Jack Frost:
Made an ass of yourself on the mic, battered by immorality
Pennies consume your thoughts with that greedy mentality!
(AAAHH!!)

King Midas:
Oh you seem surprised; I sense shock behind that smirked face.
I know, how surprising that the Golden Touch came in first place? 
*maniacal laugh*


Special thanks to Freshy Kanal for mixing.
Thank you! See you next year!

Jack Frost vs. King Midas - X Rap Battle #6.

Welcome back to X Rap Battles. It's been quite a while. Three months to be exact. But now, we've returned.

Light as Gambit
Vladimyr P. as Yugi Muto

Written by Jugheadjay, Bork, and MetaMachine

--Lyrics--

Gambit:
Handling Gambit's quite the... well, it's in the name, kid.
Cards on the table, step out of granddaddy's basement!
Face it, you're Ash Ketchum, minus the balls.
Ask Apocalypse! I make pyramids fall!
Looking at this battle, I think I'll double down.
Another lame anime hero battling struggles? Wow.
You've got no tricks up the sleeve when facing this foe!
Looks like the King of Games just met his ace in the hole!

Yugi Muto:
Time to... d-d-d-d-duel!
This can't be! I mean, that verse was so boring, man.
You best go back to being forgotten in X-Men Origins!
Try to beat a king, but Wolverine's shadow’s where you’re at,
Cause when people hear “Remy”, they think of the other rat!
LaBeau, you’re no foe! Your...rapping is so-so!
Matched...against a Muto, best...whip out your bō, bro!
Your comics? Forgotten! The spotlight? I’m rockin’!
Call your X-friends in before you’re bluffing in a coffin!
I could outmatch any magic tricks that this fool musters,
But a mutant moron? I thought that I was done with Duel Monsters!
My skills are indestructible, while your life is dysfunctional!
You can call me your girlfriend because I’m untouchable!

Gambit:
If you’re trying to throw this fight, then I’d have to give a bravo,
Cause unlike your TV shows, you’re not hard to follow.
You have no effect on me, I’m past your fight level!
My eyes and rhymes burn red, I’m the white devil!
I’m nicking victories in spades! Better keep your chin up!
I’m packing a full deck, you’re stuck on 52-pickup!
So attack all you want, go and activate your trap cards,
The truth is, Yugi, you simply lack heart!

Yugi Muto:
This wannabe-hero hobo tries to spit flamin’ bars,
But he couldn’t be hot, even if Channing Tatum stars!
You and I cannot compare! (Oh!) This matchup isn’t fair! (Oh!)
Another peasant failed to overtake the mighty Pharaoh!


Thank you for listening!

Hint for next time: 
"Batman vs Robin"

Gambit vs. Yugi Muto - X Rap Battles #8.

Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Kamren

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1svh2u5pwMEflDFvDmlmjQCN4dOyTiqmiYbxPR-kEh7E/edit?usp=sharing

MidgeCat vs. Kamren The Reactor

Raichous as Jonathan Crane / Scarecrow
Vladimyr P. as Freddy Krueger

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
JONATHAN CRANE
AGAINST
FREDDY KRUEGER
BEGIN

Jonathan Crane:
Step into my office, lie down, Frederick Krueger, is it?
Molester? ..yes? I guess I’ll mark that off my list
Give you a dream you can’t achieve, to see if you can rock this
But your rhymes won’t be as toxic as my fear toxins
Scarecrow:
The word around town is you feed off childhood cowardice
So let’s turn the tables, and show you how it feels to be powerless
No need to spring-your-wood out when your prey goes to bed
So try not to get fired up when you couldn’t get a-head

Freddy Krueger:
And to think that Dr. Crane would serve burns more severe than mine
But then he came packing potato sacks and some nursery rhymes
So listen up, bitch, it’s my time to split the fabric
Now I’ll take this therapist and show him how to rap classic
You ain’t worth shit, Jonathan, and you set your standards low
Because your flow is limited by the comic book code
Walk down the yellow brick road, that is where your win lies
You’re in the house that I built bitch, so try to run and hide

Scarecrow:
I Wes Craven a real fight, but what I get is his flimsy Christmas rap?
I’ll unwrap that Santa Claw likes when children sit on his lap
You got ruined by both Myers and Bay? Wow, that’s no fair blow
Then we’ll rejoice that Freddy’s Dead all thanks to the Scarecrow

Freddy Krueger:
You think that I can die bitch!? Only in your wet dreams!
So let’s go behind the scenes to see your head split by the seam

Scarecrow:
I'm not Scared by your flow cuz I’m nightmare inducing
While your whole design is fitting for a Disney Princess movie

Freddy Krueger:
Your backstory is boring, I’m not at all appealed
While your parents have abandoned you, lifeless in a field
This is the last straw, and this won’t be your Brightest Day
As I make like those crows, you’ll be turned into my prey

Scarecrow:
(Hahaha) Prey you say? Though, It seems I’ve caught you slackin’
I’ve seen jumpscares more scarier from a crawling Michael Jackson
I’d roast this boast at most if he wasn’t already burned
Cuz a little crow pecking on me is the least of my concerns

Freddy Krueger:
If you’re calling me little, then I guess that you’re the midget
I’ll go deep inside your mind to make a brainless bitch forfeit
You lack the Ichobod so I will enforce your tomb
But to get to the Flash-Point; I’ll be the one to bring your Doom


Johnathan Crane:
Please, take a seat Frederick, tell me how would your wife feel
Scarecrow:
About the shit movies you’re in and kids virginity; you steal!

Freddy Krueger:
Says the bitch whose only film role was tossed off to the side
Trying to gas the Dream Master? I guess you're the one who is high!

Scarecrow:
Jeff the Killer spits iller, If not for him, you’d serve no purpose
Take your outdated effects and put them back into the circus

Freddy Krueger:
Call out my outdated effects? That’s pretty fucking ironic
Since your disappointing CGI’s the only thing that’s Comic

Scarecrow:
The flame burns on the opponent; couldn’t strike you as a match
So put your claw to good use and slash yourself out of this rap

Freddy Krueger:
You're unwanted in The Suicide Squad and The Dark Knight Trilogy
So, go back to the fucking Wizard of Oz, little piggy

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP (BITCH)

Writers: Vlad, Eric, Kamren, DCA, and Fightmarker
Beat Producer: Tristan
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Made by Brodecai

Freddy Krueger vs Scarecrow. Sinister Rap Battles

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19q8owAtPSf-cUfzuQXFx2SGeSTgUZbTGqS1lri6emBU/edit
MetaMachine as Banjo
Freshy Kanal as Kazooie
Elijah as Popo
Azia as Nana
Written by MetaMachine, Dani Frias, B O R K, Rabi, Jade and Gengo the Cannoli King.
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by AaronGPeters
Beat by Kustom
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Nintendo's Alternate All-Stars"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare Your Fangs"

Banjo and Kazooie vs. Ice Climbers

Plankton's Experiment : The Monarchy
Squidward's Suicide : Jose

Written by Kamren
Beat : https://drive.google.com/file/d/144fEa5wotGUJpfbpX_hUv3gQJ09Bg1jJ/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Prod. : Hollywood Legend
Mixed by : Jordan
Cover art by AaronGPeters
Special Thanks to Dustin and Jade!

[0:25]
Squidward's Suicide :
So they revived me just to be put against an episode so shallow?
Since you're just another crappy-pasta that I'll crush beneath my shadow
The voices tell me to do many things, but read your story? Not one of them!
I mean, just look at the Wattpad page! You're just One Course Meal, chum
Musical notes are my formula! The one you should have killed over
Then again, I would have replaced it like Jade when she tossed you over
To the trash can where you belong, don't you realize it yet?
I'm the whole reason for you even being created on the web!

[0:51]
Plankton's Experiment :
Haven't gotten halfway, yet this experiment has already proved pointless 
Since there are better tales of horror coming from suicidal rodents
Had your chance at the Super Bowl, then Sicko Mode got in the way
Now you mope on your bed, screaming "KAREN TOOK MY HAPPINESS AWAY!"
The crowd booed you off the stage, but I didn’t know your plays could get worse
Remind me who ruined Bikini Bottom, cuz it sure wasn’t fucking Squidward!
Here I thought my traps were rich, but your cameo was only for clicks
Then ended transparent as Red Mists, showing off some dead kids.

[1:16]
Squidward's Suicide :
Plankton mad he's getting served? You ain't Hillenburg, so hush
But what can I say? You're already used to being rushed!

[1:23]
Plankton's Experiment :
My story was a masterpiece! Yours is forgotten each and every day
So make yourself useful for once, take that gun and blow out your brains!
Quit the hyper realism, I only need one eye to creep the masses

[1:32]
Squidward's Suicide :
You don't even have a leg to stand on! Something you have less than Patrick
I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, HAVE FUN WITH THE POLICE!! 

[1:39]
Plankton's Experiment :
Drawing this battle to a close, here lies Squiddy's Hopes and Dreams....

Plankton's Experiment vs Squidward's Suicide - Rap Battle! (ft. Jose & The Monarchy)

The WWE Superstar John Cena goes up against the famous actor from Mortal Kombat Johnny Cage in a rap battle for the SMRB Championship

Writing: Fightmarker, AaronGPeters, and Mason
Chiseling: Dani Frias, and Walk
Mixed by Jordan
Flowtest by Rabi 
Beat: by Audio Network
Beat edited by Dani and Fight
Thumbnail by Jason Carreon and Fight
Cast
Announcer: Vlad
Johnny Cage: Alex The Beast
@user-650786333-593076861
John Cena: Seth
@seth-wisniewski-1:

LYRICS
Johnny Cage
So the posterboy for Good Ol Wrasslin wants to fight in this Cage
Well then Let’s Go Cena, try and take center-stage
Looking at your acting credits, and it’s getting pretty sad
Dude, you went from being The Marine to being Fred’s Dad (Ooooo)
Let’s move on, I’m an actual fighter, does this look fake to you!
I take Orton’s babyface far more seriously than you, dude
Scene 1, Cena couldn’t throw one punch in my gut
Scene 2, Cage gives him a punch in the nuts
CM Punked by your fanbase, it really must suck
As much as you pucker up to McMahon for a quick buck
You must stick to the script before you get me to rage
Remember one thing though, Fruity Pebble, You Just Got Caged

John Cena
Go search for relevancy somewhere else, Mr. Dying Brand
I’ll leave you like in the second film, your whole career is in my hands
You can’t see me though, through those undercover cop shades
With your Stryker like physique, you should work for Sonya Blade
1, 2, 3, I won, give your broken legacy to your daughter
Get back backstage before I rearrange your whole posture
Facing me is a bigger problem, I go no holds barred
You’re pretty much screwed when I lower your health bar
You need an Attitude Adjustment, since you think you’re damn hard
Well I’ll go RAW on this dude who can’t even uppercut that far 
I make my raps count while you couldn't step into the arena
Another failed blockbuster got busted by JOHHNNN CENNNAAAA

Johnny Cage
Your Time is Up Cena, you should leave the acting to the pros
Because in this Smackdown, you’re getting more fucked up than your nose!
With all this Playing with Fire, no wonder why rap didn’t want him
like your music career, you’re Batista Bombing and hitting Rock Bottom
Don’t talk about relevancy, when a prank call was your Revival
You don’t have a Legacy, you were handed out every title
Compared to the literal gods I fight with, you got no lethality
You’re just a phony Cena, So I’ll take you out with this verbal BRUTALITY 

John Cena
You should of said “I Quit!’, your stubbornness will lose you this round
Your greatest wins can’t compare to THE 16 TIMES I’VE BEEN CROWNED
I carried the WWE, been the biggest entertainer since The Rock
While you’re video games consistently end up commercial flops!
Oh so you think your hot shit! Left every single record smashed!
But one quick Google search puts you below Crawford, Carson, & Cash
I’m done battling another fan, but there’s one thing i have to dispatch
How ironic that Johnny got his ass whipped in a lyrical cage match

Johnny Cage vs John Cena. Stop Motion Rap Battles

Written by Alex the Beast
Thumbnail by Gengo
Mixed by Dustin

Dustin as Sableye
Alex the Beast as Incineroar

Lyrics:
Rap Battle!
Sableye
VS
Incineroar
BEGIN!

Incineroar:
Born a kitten named Litten, a runt of the litter
Now bearing a track record unmatched and muscles even bigger!
And you want to dual another dual-type? Don’t seem that smart
I keep the landscape dark! And I keep the track feeling hot!
To this master trickster, I say hats off
For tricking everyone hearing this this be an even match up
You’re joshing me, really, quite a Giga Punch to the gut
Don’t need to Throw Flames, I could punt this rat with just one touch
In Mystery Dungeon, you weren’t as enigmatic as you seem
A creep groveling at the feet of Dusknoir as a crony
While I battle by the side of Ash himself and Professors
You’re seen as the resident scumbag yet still believe you’re better?

Sableye:
You no take crystals! Oh wait! It’s just a pussy cat who has
Too much of an oafish quality to be able to do that
Sableye has an able Keen eye on the prize
When I throw some Night Shade, say goodbye to your little light
I munch on beats like the gems that I find
Lurking in the shadows, there, do I hide
Observing with a silent gaze before I leap out onto prey
No matter how long that it takes, I’m not opposed to Foul Play

Incineroar:
Hah, your swipes have no fury as you fumble, tryna Shadow Sneak
Perhaps you’re chewing on a different sort of crystal than you think
I’ll curbstomp your Ultimate if you want to try and prove it
I am the definition of an absolute unit
Big deal!
I’ll have you at my heel!
You’re all bark and no bite; if looks could kill
Hear the Astonished cries of the crowd ring loud
How quaint it is to fight Gengar after he lost a few pounds!

Sableye:
Ooo! I Detect bullshit!
Turns out you’re all Mean Looks! Didn’t know it was included in your moveset!
Such a Surprise this brute’s lasted as long as he has
Could slice a jugular out after tapping one of your kneecaps
The line about my Ultimate? Truly, you’re on fire man
That is, of course...unless you’ve seen Iron Man
My eyes aren’t all that shine bright, I’m an all-star
The Gemstone of any team I’m part of! Make enemies fall hard

*𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨*

Sableye:
Heheheh....hehehehehhh

Sableye:
*Laughing*

Sableye:
Come now...peer into my eyes, my able-bodied foe
It is the road that you’ve chosen and I might just claim your soul
Be alarmed, these claws are sharpened and violent
Entered my cave tough, but now the roars shall turn into silence.. 
*𝓼𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮*

Sableye vs. Incineroar // Alex's Rap Battles #1

Thumbnail by Trakked

Stofferex as Waluigi
Raichous as Aran Ryan
 
Beat by 2Deep
Written by Raichous
Mixed by Raichous
Edited by Raichous
 
-LYRICS-

WALUIGI
Wah! Waluigi! No boxer gonna beat me
Especially not the one who is always caught cheating
Competing with me face to face is a big fail
Almost as bad as that long ugly rat tail
I’ll laugh out loud as this big mouthed disgrace falls
Waluigi gonna bat you round like a baseball
How could you compete, Waluigi is super!
When I get a KO try not to be a sore loser!

ARAN
Let’s go, let’s go! You can have the first swing
Cuz it won’t be me who’s knocked out in the ring
Wario got into Smash, while you’re forced to sit back
Has this crotch-chopping loser got burgers in his raps!?
For the tallest of four, you’re the most like a baby
Maybe that’s why you always strike out with Daisy
When I’m caught cheating, I tell the ref to shove it
Now keep hitting me with disses, stringbean, cuz I love it

WALUIGI
I’m not even losing, and you’re already being childish
To beat me, you would really need the luck of the Irish
Waluigi has this battle already won
Since you have to hide horseshoes in your gloves
You’re so pathetic, you wouldn’t even beat Peach
The only luck you had was being put on the wii
To cheat against a kid, you must really be a sad man
Let’s see your glove on a rope beat my back hand

ARAN
You should just give up on competition, catch my drift?
Since the only trophy you could ever get is an assist
You’re gonna learn how it feels to get hit by a truck
The “L” on your cap is upside down for bad luck
With one haymaker you’ll drop like a pitfall
Bouncing off the corners, Waluigi Pinball
You think that your sport skills would get you ahead, but
Your wire frame cracks under the pressure of my headbutt

Jack Frost vs. King Midas - X Rap Battle #6.

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