The Merry Men part is incredible. One of the best rap sections ever!!!

cartoon raps

Hello everyone and welcome to the premiere of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's battle sees Eric the Audible of Central Rap Battles go against Trevor Henderson's most famous creation, Siren Head. Who generates more noise?

CAST:
Eric The Audible: Himself
Siren Head: JustGamer
Written by: JustGamer and Eric The Audible
Mixed and Mastered by: Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by: Ihaksi
Cover Art by: Nooby

LYRICS:
Eric:
It’s no contest who’s best in beats
It’s FRB against this reject SCP
Would somebody deafen, please
I plead! If I hear his verse - my ears will bleed
You might regret not knowing’ who you’re fightin’ ‘gainst 
Got rhymes to strike giants, I ain’t a mic to check 
Unless of course you wanted them to find you dead 
With a sliced neck, we’ll rename you to “silenced head”
Who knows why the internet ever found your design unique
You’re what happens when a streetlamp and enderman interbreed
Lookin’ at those jacked up teeth I understand why you hide instead
Of coming out of the mountains, it’s because he’s Sire-inbred

Siren Head:
Nice fit, of course this battle is my shortest
Nice bitch, I took her to my forest
Showed her my tree trunk, voice lower than Corpse’s
You’re soft tissue I could rip you with a chorus
Check the views which tells us who clicked 
Wanna make content? I’m in more battles than you bitch
Sorry - change that last line to “your stupid”
Cause cursing’s too edgy for somebody who’s spoon fed 
You’ve been flowing off beat since measure one 
Try to grab some ear plugs but even then you're done
I’ll be destroying your voice so you better run
‘Fore I kill the biggest pussy since the one from Henderson

Eric:
Oooh that’s a bar, I’m so glad I wrote that
Your fans take any hint of lore and then instantly note that 
The modern Slenderman version of Carrie: “He could vaporize you with his invisible eyes”
Henderson tried so hard to make you scary, he left his reader’s barely alive
Let me just peep this: this man’s got telekinesis, super high speeds and he’s freakishly tall with some skeleton knees and 
Shape shifts when he pleases, fourth dimensional maybe even 5D then
I’m supposed to react when we see him on the streets cause my friend sent a fake video on my twitter DM?
How frightening, I’m peein’! Jesus! What’s next? You gonna walk on water, Jesus?

Siren Head:
Aww did someone try to go off since they got their little feelings hurt now?
I’m surprised you can spit a rhyme with Eddie’s fucking dick in your mouth
With your rants in the serious channel, you’re a bigger threat, can’t you see?
When you’re boasting your opinion on abolishing religion...christian-vanity
I’m the patron saint of leaving no trace, like your youtube channel upload dates 
What you call going crazy on the flow’s more lately like little flecks but even more tame
Snakebite with no venom, Patrick with less vision, like Gamer but without the brand recognition
Stuck in the shadow of young competition that you’re trying to ditch like your old name

Siren Head vs Eric the Audible. FRB vs. Anything.

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CREDITS: 
Written By: Eric The Audible, Mason G.
Mixed By: Nathan Provost
Art By: Matthew Thomas
Production By: MTC Beatz

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CAST:
Fightmarker - Alex Jones
Eric The Audible - Carl Azuz
Intern - Nathan Provost

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Alex Jones (0:10)
They’re coming after me - the establishment 
So tell me whose this satanist im rap battlin’
CNN? I ain’t afraid of you liars
Cause in this “mostly peaceful” rap all my rhymes will be fire!

Carl Azuz (0:21)
Judging by the awfully biased hatred you spew, 
You're the age of information gone straight down the tube, 
So I get why Google and Twitter would have you removed 
Now I’ll strike you down too, like I’m Carl A-Zeus

Sources say your info’s fictional - we’ll see it again
We keep the news legit - CNN 10/10
And like his legal team, Jones is always on the defense
We’ll clarify for your audience: y’all these shots ain’t pretend

Conning old men about fake “info wars”
But when it comes to conmen you’re the intro course
I’d say keep it calm man, when you misinform
But you get hopping mad over frog intercourse

Alex Jones (0:52)
You deny it’s the deep state who’s feeding ya
But I’ve survived smears from the fake news media
I’m standing right here, collect and kill me with the patriots!
You waste class time, but my freedom? you ain’t taking it

This just in folks, got brand new info
That Carl Hackzus is in the sex-with-pigs cult
He cuts their entrails, (yuck) snips the ends off 
Then goes to a Chinese Palace where him and his friends talk

They take the blood of goblins, mixed with carbonic acid
Sip it with the Clintons and rich people with Iraqi accents
They chat about eradicating the lower classes 
And cash in on aborted fetuses to buy Masonic assets!

(WOOF) On your trail - wolf blood - I’m the alpha male 
Strike with a mic and a rifle, you will not prevail
I’m going viral, want the cure for the best offer go
To infowars.com and order 4 quarts of testosterone 

Like the CDC on this beat, grab your mask please
You couldn’t control me with a million vaccines
If I'm the mad dog you say, I'd rather stay deranged
Than submit to clark kent who's been hit with beta rays

Carl Azuz:
I’d spend our last segment going through that rap wreckage 
But kids can see through your conspiracy: that’s fact - check it 
I’m just a humble journalist, so I should give you props
For being the first English news outlet posted by Russian bots

I mean you’re going viral all right, and your fans stay loyal
You gave them COVID-19 and then your snake oil
But shoutout to Central High School, I’ve been Carl Azuz
This is CNN 10 - sorry for the old news!

Central Rap Battles: Alex Jones vs. Carl Azuz

Happy birthday Serena!!

Danii as Gustavo Fring

Beat Produced by: 2Deep
Written by: Jason Carreon and Danii
Mixed by: Danii
Thumbnail by: Jason Carreon
Flow Test by: Danii

Lyrics:


Gus:
Here at my business, I keep it clean with ordeals
While you seem like the type of fish that I’ll cook for more meals
Like yourself, it’s getting old, hope this barnacle can’t sleep late
‘cause I smell a smelly smell from this crustacean cheapskate
Let’s leap straight into the point, my rhymes are so hot
That they’ll melt your circuits and hot air, proving you’re a robot
Your show was put in yard sales, so try not to act loco
Plankton got it with your mom and said familia es todo
But let’s cut the BS, I drop employees for the best
While any port in the storm, you’d drop them for sixty-two cents
and I know you won’t put two of them in this match, you’re no scratch
For pie bombs that I’m dropping; are you feeling it, Mr. Krabs?

Krabs:
Hello, I like money, but not as much as burning bridges
A failed deal or something left your boyfriend swimming with the fishes
A legitimate business? I think you should quit playing chicken
with the Salamancas, two faced from what Hector has witnessed 
You Gus, in-Fring-ed on his ability to walk and spit
But just as his confession, your verse was a lot of shit 
I'm spitting all toxic call me the drink you stopped them with
Because you choked at the end, more than Walter did
Washed in, like the laundry you made petty blow under
The bell ticked, then you cracked the Davy Jones Locker
Okay money, I mean Gus, you're just another square to cut
Or box, as your best scene, was your personality, squaring up

Gustavo Fring vs. Mr. Krabs

Men of intellect, men of sass; And they just so happen to share a name?! These old geezers will fight to keep it, so who will come out with the cash and prizes?!

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T029YsGxgz8

►Mr.House voiced by:
Swizkii

►House M.D voiced by:
Skitzy

►Audio Cameos:
Foreman: Light
Cameron: JesseBoxVO
Chase: RNG

►Mixed by:
Oofie

►Thumbnail made by:
Grasman

Beat by:
Dansonn

Written by: Jenni No Mercy

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Mr.House Verse 1
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Robert Edwin House, astounding founder of the 38.
The early bird predictor of the world falling to burning hate.
I’m surely greater than the Touch of Gray medbot who everyone abandons.
So unless you pop a couple Vicodin, you don’t have a leg to stand on!
I built a legacy on mathematical paradigms.
This desert is my paradise, inherited all with a pair of dice!
Let me share advice, I’ve masterminded every move you make, no need to boast.
And when your practice is malpractice, it seems this doc took the Hypocrite’s Oath.

Dr.House Verse 1  
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(Dr.House) Okay, what’s Mr Monopoly’s deal? 
(Foreman) Symptoms include thinking he can do this.
(Cameron) Has multiple delusions about his appeal.
(Chase) Maybe it’s lupus? 
(Dr.House) Nah it’s never lupus.
The thing that really gets to me, is you think that I’d care for your legacy.
You cashed all your chips on the Platinum just to watch it get stolen by Benny! (Geez!)
Your chance at winning was Hoover damned, his NCR-my falls.
This silver fox is getting gals, you’re treating yours like Barbie dolls.
Steroids couldn’t stabilize your dialog tree flat lines.
And I won’t need a crowbar to make this vegetable flatline.

Mr.House Verse 2
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And what obscure disease will you think your lines are sick with?
So much of a hardass, can’t get your crews to stick with!
While I can spin riches from dustbins. I’m Hustling, I rock sales.
Your father issues rocked the boat: wonder if that rings a Tom Bell?
You clutch a liquor bottle, hobbled, but you’re still gonna drown.
Couldn’t bite the bullet when you saw that Kutner took a round!
Even Wilson ditched this castaway, wallow away in your depression.
If you want to see the fate of useless junkies, look at your reflection!

Dr.House Verse 2  
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Drown…like flow….Let’s see if this flow works.
Your raps have gone bust, Your robo flow is glitched!
A gaming legacy was stripped when they made 76!
Nothing S.P.E.C.I.A.L.with this Vault Boy. No armor for my assault, boy.
And if your wound is needing some salt, boy. Your name’s honor being lost is your fault, boy!
Be honest, you’re still mad that Mom and Dad love your brother more.
I thought I had an ego, but yours started a new Civil War.
Another Cutthroat Bitch died as he drowns in his own sins.
I guess you were right, Mr Bad Stashe. The House Always wins…

House M.D Vs Mr. House ❰Rap Battle❱

These artists have more then their fair share of issues, but which one will have the zest to beat out the other!

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B93FMHwHlYI

►Salvador Dali voiced by:
King Mewtwo

►Van Gogh voiced by:
Zawesome

►Mixed by:
Oofie

►Thumbnail made by:
Commander Jacob

Beat by:
Audionetwork

Co-Written by: Jenni No Mercy, Chandler, MaviKartal2003

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Salvador Dali Verse 1
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It’s Dali, hey! I’m ballin’ HEY!
“Avida Dollars” keeps it real, this fool is lamer than Monet!.
I can’t have wannabes begging at my dinner party!.
I’m paying with my sketches, cause who would cash a Dali!
And when it comes to ladies, I’m strutting with the sickest!
Thought your gal was all ears, but it was never witnessed.
You free-loaded off your brother cause you couldn't nine to five.
There was no friend or family that could stop your sad decline..
While I’m drugs, Chupa Chups, so high that I can’t breathe!
No need for nose candy when I’m staring at your paint bleeds!
My mustache lives on, you Van Choked on your last run
I own red vineyards, but you could only sell ONE!

Van Gogh Verse 1  
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You pick on the little guy, does that make you feel strong?
But a praying mantis scares? You were a Freud all along!
Now, I’m not a prying man, but I know my hands scare him
Didn’t need school to break-through, you got dropped like your hair did!
Speaking of a close shave, we’re cutting close with past names!
So as your brother revived, you must live with past shame!
Built your own museum, your god complex increased!
I must ask how a mustache became your most important piece...
Persisted through Time but your clocks couldn’t measure..
My “Almond Blossoms” started sprouting through your damn desert!
People are “Loving Vincent” with each stroke of a “Starry Night.”
While your film was left butchered by that one dude from Twilight!

Salvador Dali Verse 2
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It's surreal, the appeal Dali brings when he's revealed...
A god above Galileo, your Church can’t appeal
A crateful of hard work thrown out by his mum!
Only went mainstream within the walls of the asylum.
When he’s painting his face, he pulls out all the stops!
But it seems Gauguin didn't teach you how to take shots!
You got cold feet when you were at the end of your line!
There was no Doctor, Who could save you in time...

Van Gogh Verse 2  
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Oh please, the Surrealist movement disowned you!
The only Post Impression here was your hours getting stoned, dude!
I paint from the soul, you pump them out: shit factory!
Dali revels in his evil, I think I’ll call him Dick Dastardly!
An obsession with sex, while the act? You can’t stand it!
So this twit gets his kicks from fem Hilter fan fic!
You went down the Rabbit Hole, a jack-off of a playwright...
I defiled this Nazi! Like a psychic to his gravesite!

Van Gogh Vs Salvador Dali ❰Rap Battle❱

Penn Voiced By Jenni No Mercy
Jay Voiced By RaccoonBro
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Thumbnail By TheDangerStranger
Additional Help By Skitzy, Cri, Pixel Chris

Beat: [FREE] SKI MASK THE SLUMP GOD TYPE BEAT "SAX" (prod. ESKRY)


Penn:

Ladies and Gentlemen! We really hope you’re settled in!
We’re Penn and Teller, and we’re ready for battling
Against a couple slackers lacking in the brain matter
Not windows, but we’ll leave a couple pains shattered
We got jokes, and magic packed with emotion
The only talent you two got is blowing smoke, kid
So you’ll be left choking on your home grown clouds
Tried the reboot craze just to scrape up clout!
You’re the View Askewniverse’s worst!
Think saying mother fucker over and over’s a verse
Your fans might say that Dogma really was a big deal
Too bad Weinstein has his thumbprint on the film reel!
And your attempts with the ladies was crazy
Law breaker wanted Justice and fatty was Chasing Amy
So let’s see if the budget Bill and Ted can really spit
But you’re all smoke and mirrors, and frankly it’s Bullshit

Jay:

Hey Bob, looks like we’re battling hypocrites
Weird hearing fat jokes coming from Mister Bitch Tits
You’d better quit this. We keep it blunt on tracks
You think you shits can spit? Well now we’re gonna Strike Back!
It’s Jay and Bob, we’re obviously the dream team!
We even steal the screens with cameos back in Scream 3!
Believe me, we do find it ironic
That you’re getting smoked out by Bluntman and Chronic!
We’re the classic, the fact is you’re just has beens!
Careers burning faster than the ash from a hash pen!
And actually? What really looked worse? I can’t tell
Between your spots on the Apprentice or SNL!
Your stage presence? It’s evident that it’s dog shit
You're playing Harry Potter while we’re busy making profits!
You wanna top this? We’re just too much to handle!
Leave a couple farts cut up, like their names are Mark Hamill!

Penn:

We’re known to tell lies, but that verse was just wrong
We rip the rule book. You’re taking rips from bongs!
By the end of this song, we’ll sock you like a Cock Knocker!
Want girls but your attitudes are real cock blockers!
And no amount of your film’s show exposure
Could convince Kevin Smith to give your story real closure
Stand in front of the store more. You two are just clueless!
You gave it your all, but still, you didn’t fool us

Jay:

Mother fuck, your effort was just a bust!
With a verse drawn out even longer than Desert Bus!
There’s no taking on us. These geezers are too dated
Forget Shaq! We hang with Affleck and Damon!
And what’s crazy ‘bout you trying to be a vocalist
From socials to your shows, you’re just over blown socialists!
And now, we’re done owning this, we’re leaving you robbed.
You mother fucks got crushed. Love Jay and Silent Bob

Penn and Teller Vs. Jay and Silent Bob - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

*****G-FUNK/R'N'B*****

♫♪♫└A FUNKY CALI BABY♫♪♫

(*$*)Real G-Funk & Gangsta Dope(*$*)

L.A/Bay Area Representz 

CALI BOUNCE HOMIE

DJ Quik Feat Chingy Get Down (OGFUNKWEST Remix)

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Zack as Bart Simpson
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Fel as Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski
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Lyrics:
Bart:
I spend a lot of time hanging around a lard of fat like you cartman
its not smart, man; facing off with bart man
this racist tasteless prick battling me is just absurd
don’t have a cow man, looks like you ate the whole herd
soon this racoon will be more dead than his humour is 
fart jokes are all that matters to this deranged obese lunatic 
and your highest form of comedy is terrance and phillips
do you want your ass kicked, the Simpsons already did it

Cartman:
ARGH! IM NOT FAT, IM JUST BIG BONED!
I’m about to drag your ass out just like your show!
Respect my authority, El Farto you’re fucking done
you’re more of a big fat bitch than kyle’s mom!
go go Jo jo, and fucking cancel out
so you can go back home and have alone time with Milhouse
Go make me some pie you glorified beer stool
What I’m trying to say is, how would you like to suck my balls?

Bart:
ay caramba! who the hell are you messing with me!
You’re an even bigger dick than your mom’s groundskeeper willy
Its like you worked at the qwiki mart with a pile apu that you brought
you want something to eat fatso, than eat my shorts

Cartman:
Well your mom is so poor, she actually watches your show
you’re more of a jew than kyle, Kyle: shut the fuck up fatso
Your rhymes are treehouse of horror-ble but you know whats worse
You’re your alcoholic dad’s punching bag, the stick of truth hurts!

Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman. Season 3, Wave 1

Welcome back to X Rap Battles. Today, we have two bullied outcasts with annoying siblings. Charlie Brown vs. Malcolm Wilkerson.

CAST:
Chao as Malcolm
Jughead Jay as Charlie Brown

WRITERS:
Jughead Jay, MetaMachine, GengoMain, DaniFrias, and Freshy Kanal (ig)

LYRICS:

Malcolm:
Seek help from Lucy or Snoopy if you think of taking a Krelboyne!
You’re lifeless like your tree. When’s the last time you felt joy?
Come on, Charlie Brown! You and your crush should trade places.
Now you’re the nameless blank slate who can’t make faces!
Now listen, I know Brown tends to disappoint,
But I thought a blockhead like him would get straighter to the point!
Try to look tall with football, but trust me, you’re see-through.
Judging by those kicks, even Stevie could beat you!

Charlie:
Ah, rats. I wrote my raps as Greg Heffley disses.
Middle children with siblings? I guess there’s no difference.
With your plots and characters, I could count this as robbery,
Cause with all these family comedies, how often will Fox copy me?
Good grief! Your thought bubbles are empty with those lyrics.
I mean, don’t you know a good verse when you hear it?
Your household is full of hollerin’ and incompetence.
You’re lacking in common sense even more than your father is.
You’re better left off dead, I’m more relevant than you’ve ever been!
With comics and characters as refreshing as a Peppermint!
You’ll never win. You think you’re clever cause of your school level?
Take a look at my cartoons and I’ll show you how to be special.

Malcolm:
You’re The Greatest at being hated, Brown. Your ratings drowned your fame and crown,
You’ve faded out, but I’ll still give you something to complain about!
Your D plus Reruns are as desperate of a way for crowds,
As your Thanksgiving dinner! This missing pitcher best take the foul!

Charlie:
Surely Schultz didn’t write me a matchup so wrong.
Try to be fly and clever? I’d leave that to my dog.
Your show was dumped onto Hulu, we can’t compare age.
You’re old news, while I make paper on the front page!

Malcolm:
You flew into Blue Sky, and couldn’t have fallen quicker.
Companies tossing money at you like you’re a comic-stripper!
You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown, but you fail at raps.
Now continue being the forgotten Ghost of Christmas Past!


Thank you for listening! 

HINT: Batman and Robin

Charlie Brown vs. Malcolm in the Middle - X Rap Battles #7.

Welcome to another X Rap Battle. In this battle, two justice-seeking vigilantes go head to head. It's the archer himself, Robin Hood, against the caped crusader, Batman.

Swedely as Batman
Fel as Robin Hood
Freshy Kanal as Merrymen chorus 

--Lyrics--

Robin Hood:
Crossing paths with a psycho? I must say, I’ve seen better, 
Cowardice, powerless, going to extreme measures,
To make his greed present, though I’m stealing thieves’ treasures,
While you’ve mastered the art of being the lamest League member!
Why bother?! You're comical to this archer’s novel!
Merely a second away from hitting bottles and brothels!
Unlike you, hostility isn't the answer for this bloke,
But if this bat walks my alley, a family reunion’s his horoscope!
With so many issues, surely your fate’s written.
The story of an inmate, but who placed this Great Brit in?
I steal from the rich, fighting crimes without violence,
But you might keep your life if you drop rhymes like sidekicks!

Batman:
That’s it? I’m rapping Katniss acting as a mad man?
I think there’s a fact you lack, kid… I’m Batman.
If you want Sherwood safe, forfeit for the greater good.
Things tend to go Under whenever Robins put on Hoods!
Wits? I got ‘em. Hits, I drop ‘em. 
I spit, for Gotham! And Brits? I boss ‘em!
I’d suggest an update if you crave to see farther,
Prince of Thieves? Queen is the better green archer!

Robin Hood:
I have the heart of a lion; yours is stolen by a kitty!
I’m Marian my Maid, you can’t pull the Vale off of Vicki!
Call this fox Wilde, with all of these victories I Nick!
Quit with the shtick, prick! We all know you secretly love Dick!
Merrymen! (Hoo Hoo!) Bury him! (Hoo Hoo!)
I’ll protect Marian to the very end! (Hoo Hoo!)
Step into the Hood! (Hood!) Now you’re done for good! (Good!)
I’ll clip the Dark Knight’s wings,  now am I understood?! (Stood!)

Batman:
You and your pantied pansies can’t handle my raps!
My actors take the exit cause no one can play the Bat!
Take your bow and lose this bout, or cower out and take a bow!
Such a poor man, you could use a couple pounds!
They say you’re a menace, and I’m not one to argue!
Abandon those arrows, and what kind of man are you?!

Robin Hood:
Well, if I’m one you wish to spar to, you won’t get far with dark broods!
I drop bars, too! Spitting literature on cartoons!

Batman:
Jokers like you are left in Arkham if you cross me.
Claim what you’d be Robin, but I’ve got it on Lock-sley!
I’ve left your feathers severed, bested all your endeavors!
For your legacy is dead, while I’m Batman Forever!

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Written by Jugheadjay, MetaMachine, and Freshy Kanal

Robin Hood vs. Batman - X Rap Battles #9.

This is probably gonna be like the last time I release two battles this close together, enjoy it. It's a showdown of alternative comics when the Watchmen's Rorschach takes on the real-life superhero Kick-Ass.

Written by R the Writer
Beat prod by Dave James on Audio Network
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Geon
Special thanks to Adroit for helping gather the files

Stofferex as Rorschach
Vladimyr P as Kick-Ass


Rorschach:
Rorschach's journal, late in 2019
I'm opening up on this teen like a can of baked beans
Pioneered crews of costumed goons, only for them to end up dead
Not surprising since you're denser than that steel plate in your head
You play with a pair of sticks but you lack a pair of balls
I could start a hotter fire with a can of aerosol
I haven't seen your true face but I can tell that you're still frightened 
So hang up the scuba gear and let hit girl do your fighting

Kick-Ass:
I've fucked up tons of toxic cunts, this dickface I can manage
Baked beans? Challenging me's just ordering a knuckle sandwich
I'm Keene to leave you beaten, putting an end to your gory ways
Face my batons and the facts, you're way past your glory days
But I'm still out and busting crime with the aid of the police
Your only friend left you out in the cold as you lay deceased 
No gray area here, to me you're beyond all redemption 
You're a psychopath, a scumbag, and a ripoff of the question 

Rorschach:
You're just a second fiddle to a twelve year old Mary Sue
The end is nigh, like James I'll have you hung and then I'll bury you

Kick-Ass:
With those uncompromising morals, your head's clearly befuddled
Like I did with red mist, I'll wipe the floor with this red puddle

Rorschach:
You're clearly not that tough if any wimp can take your place
I'm through with chewing the fat, now I'll throw it in your face 

Kick-Ass:
You bring up my legacy but yours isn't any better
I mean, your worst enemy was aided by your own successor 

Rorschach:
As your filthy rhymes build up, you'll beg for me to set you free
But like with any other foe, I'll turn a deaf ear to your plea
One-Zero. Your move. I think it best if you flee
Not even ralphie genovese would want to be locked in with me

Kick-Ass:
So stay in your cell you nutcase 'fore your head gets cracked open
Since your insane pursuits of justice aren't helpful with your coping
You're more fucked than your mother if you thought that I'd be passive
Cause it's clear you've got more issues than your comic ever lasted

Rorschach Vs Kick-Ass - Rap Battle

Joe "Cliff" Thompson as Homer Simpson
Kyuuball as Peter Griffin
Fel as Mr. Burns
garbageGothic as Lisa Simpson

Peter Griffin:
So this yellow fella’s meddling with Peter Griffin? 
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken 
You’re a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from
Matt left for Futurama cuz you’re in the past, dawg 

Homer Simpson:
Heh heh heh
Whoever you’re talking to, he’s in trouble!
No more beer; I’m seeing double 
And sure I’m plain 'cuz I’ve been ‘round the globe 
While you’ll remain the Milhouse of shows 

Peter Griffin:
Yeah, you’re big, tubby, but if I were you 
I wouldn’t go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse 
We’re tired of you; is there nothing you won’t put your hands on?
Here’s Joe’s wheelchair- you’ve got no legs to stand on! 
Thirty years?! Christ, you’ve aged like Madonna 
Such a zombie no wonder you crap out treehouse of horrors
It’s been long since your better days but I’ll give you fair praise 
You made steps, then fell down the fucking staircase 
Let’s talk about your family--my god, they’re schmucks
When pit against Stewie, your toddler sucks 
And your boy, Bart, makes Chris seem almost average 
Lisa and Meg- uh- you know what- let’s just skip that one
Here’s a prediction: I’ll kick you back to T Ullman
Then I’ll home-in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen. She’ll giggity my donuts 
Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten
Ya got served, though. Thank you, come again!

Homer Simpson:
You’re not Apu, but you’ve sure got problems 
Can’t expect less from a series that Fox runs 
pretty frickin’ sweet? MMMMM…. That’s my flow!
Since the 90’s I’ve been rolling in- errrrr, what’s the word… DOH! 
I thought you specialised in celebrity roasts?
The only cutaway you need is to a better show;
Lisa, what’s the definition of griffin? 
A creature stitched from different parts. Hmm. that’s pretty fitting
Now go prepare our lunch; we have famous guests over 
Tell me, where’s the microwave? I gotta nuke these leftovers 
You can’t talk about ideas running out

Mr Burns:
“Replace the hound” … “Ok, now bring back the hound” 

Homer Simpson:
Need a show canned? Luckily there’s a Family Guy 
Even from Space, I had more air time
And fart jokes won’t cloud my legacy
I couldn’t even call you Flanders cuz you’ll never be next to me 

Peter Griffin:
Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse 
‘Cuz chronologically is the only time you’ll come first 
You got a nuclear family, so how’d ya tan?
Was the jaundice corn-dick born in the power plant?!

Homer Simpson:
And... why don’t you take that time machine from your son?
You could travel back to when your show was actually fun
It’s shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again

Written by Fel
Mixed by Fel, Adroitwhiz, and Freshy Kanal

Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin. CMRB

we did this in 5 hours.


GamingPlush64 as CallMeCarson.
Jughead Jay as Roblox Noob.
Freshy Kanal as Pennywise.


CMC:
What’s up chat, I’m live on Twitch
Use my 5 head to divide a bitch
It’s the SMP MC CMC
An ERB Parody against a pre teen
Known for constant screams and despacito
Some worn out meme hoe? You know I’ll beat yo[u]!
I got the drip, you got the brains
That can even swell the mind of Traves

Roblox:
Wassup honey honey? I make that money money!
Call my bars Danny Devito cause they’re Always Sunny Sunny!
I will shoot your bitch ass with my gunny gunny!
This bitch ain’t funny funny! TRUMP 2020!
Ayo, it ain’t gay to slap your bro’s butt
I could buy this hoe slut with negative Robux!
Call this November cuz this bitch got no nuts!
I could eat some quinoa outta your b-b-b-bowl cut!
Now the CMC won’t let me be
There’s just not enough roblox song parodies
This upload is sponsored by CHUCK E CHEESE
JK LIL BITCH! ITS MICKEY D’S!

CMC:
I swear I’m not gay, chat, don’t call me gay, chat,
When this dude gets played by guys like Jay, chat!
You scream more than Jschlatt; I think you should face facts
I’ll nae nae and slay; win like Minecraft Monday! (BRRAH!)
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/656321803706433549/661760714683449355/unknown.png 
Your OOF is a dead meme I don’t want on my board
I get the crowds rawring when I got a funny mic gripped
Dick and balls, huh? He clearly likes it!

Roblox:
FUCK 
THIS BITCH BE GOIN LIKE “SCHPLUCK”
I WILL STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH AN ACTUAL FORK
HUMP ME! FUCK ME! SLEEP TIGHT BORK

CallMeCarson vs. Roblox Noob. XRB #2`3r487adbfguyvd

I don't know what the connection is either
made this in 2 hours do you like 

Bernie:
I’m Bernie Sanders and I stand for the working class (uh)
I can slap this curly bastard with his own left hand if I ever had to
You’re a disaster - go to Church and yet you couldn’t hold a candle
Because you fell from grace, is that why you Maude, Flanders?
My gosh, Flanders. I understand we gotta love thy Neighbour
But if I were a Simpson I would move over a hundred acres
Away or maybe build a wall. uh but don’t tell Trump I said that
Yeah medicare for all except for Ned cuz he’s a dead man

Ned:
That slogan’s neat Burnie, but something’s wrong
After your speech, Burnie - I felt nothing at all
It’s ‘cuz you got that lousy flow, how’s he meant to seem powerful
If you slouched into my household, I’d be greeting you with the ol’ ‘Howdy, Ho’
You suck at talking buddy, I thought you were a socialist
I don’t care which one you go to, just go home, cuz you’re too old for this
Diddly-Dropped out n’ we said Bye den! you said ‘fine with me’’
This blue democrat showed his true colours when he was mixed with primaries

Bernie Sanders vs Ned Flanders RAP BATTLE

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