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Uploaded on Halloween 2020 by YouTube user florp florp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRJBZEafHXU

Songs used:

Haddaway - What is Love
Rob Zombie - Dragula

What is Dragula?

I AM A WORTHLESS PIECE OF FILTH, WHY AM I ON THIS WEBSITE

ban me from making jokes

DUCK DONALD DUCK(1)

All this time I've been finding myself and I CANT WAKE UP

confused gambino

Legit idk why these work so well together but they do so lol

SGN Max's Lowest Effort Video Game Rips: Volume 2: Classic Edition

CRANKCRANKCRANK

Somewhat better version on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9oahKCBkVQ

A Cruel Axels Thesis

how did srav3r not pick up on this

BGM: "Just Now" by Srav3R

Africore

Like my fake ads? Try my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

remember when the pinhead CEO of pepsico said this stupid shit about doritos during an interview?

"(Women) don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."

"We are looking at (Doritos for women) ... low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse."

[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html]


well here is some speculative ad work i did for pepsico. now someone hire me for real VO work please. thanks, bye

twitter ver: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/975832199097470977

music from youtube audio library: https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

silent partner - drop and roll
silent partner - marvin's dance
silent partner - sun spots
jingle punks - orange blanket
jingle punks - killing with kindness

Spec Ads: Doritos for Girls

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contact me  lordxdefconx@gmail.com

All this time I've been finding myself and I CANT WAKE UP

xDEFCONx