Pitbull ft. Kesha - Timber
Alice Deejay - Better Off Alone
Kitsune² - Rock My Emotions
Vylet Pony - ANTONYMPH
underscores ft. gabby start - Loansharks

Timbering Alone

Story Horse Dmajor 148

I couldn't even tag all of the fucking songs I used because of the tag limit wtf  
  
Thanks for the memes guys. Not sure how 500 of you managed to click that button. I had five hundred a while ago but that's cus like twenty bots followed me, and they all unfollowed me at once so I was back down to like 480 something.  
  
Anyways.

It's been a nice ride so far, and sorry for not uploading as much. So have this frankenstein of a meme. 

five hundred is a very big number

And so, the prophecy was fulfilled. Seinfeld has been brought to the people, so that the people may bask in His glory. The fate of his tale, however, is not in his hands; it is this power that the people have reign over.

Link will be posted here once it's up on Youtube.

Seinfeld Theme - xDEFCONx [Synthesia Remake / Remix - LINK IN DESCRIPTION]

I'll take you to the re-tail shop

Like my fake ads? Try my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

remember when the pinhead CEO of pepsico said this stupid shit about doritos during an interview?

"(Women) don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."

"We are looking at (Doritos for women) ... low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse."

[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html]


well here is some speculative ad work i did for pepsico. now someone hire me for real VO work please. thanks, bye

twitter ver: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/975832199097470977

music from youtube audio library: https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

silent partner - drop and roll
silent partner - marvin's dance
silent partner - sun spots
jingle punks - orange blanket
jingle punks - killing with kindness

Spec Ads: Doritos for Girls

Trapped Hams

Lyrics:

Maybe I'll be DK
I'm already DK
What about Donkey Kong?
I'm already Donkey Kong
I'll be Cranky
Nerf Cranky
You're right. So, Kremling
I wanna be Kremling
Maybe I'll be Peanuts
I'm already Peanuts
What about Pineapples?
I already chose Pineapples
I have an idea
What's your idea?

Take it to the Fridge!

Maybe I'll be Donkey Kong

dead meme number 5

Happy 7th anniversary Gangnam Style! To celebrate, I made this mashup, used to end the event day on siivagunner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw7sHwUAUAY

Honestly this is my favorite thing I made for the channel, which is ironic because on the PSY event in 2018 I submitted the worst thing I made for the channel.

Gangnam-Plank Galleon

The Funky Parade

im portant busnis

contact me  lordxdefconx@gmail.com