Join me in my quest to compile the most biggest, most piece of shitty big piece of shit ever.
Feel free to hit the "shuffle playlist" button to experience completely new horseshit every time, because I doubt you'll stay long enough to hear all 24 hours of this train wreck of a playlist.

Shitposts ahoy

xDEFCONx Singles

Shit I Like 2

Memeing

Good Music

We Are Number One

at school

Piano Crap

Get you ready for the night
Speak in merry little love rhymes
Wander to the better life
So you can breathe in and kick it back

Wonder leaps around your eyes
Know not how to lead ourselves now
Simple answers are our guide
If we want to find ourselves when

All of yesterday we're sorry and
All we know today is dancing
Find your peace of mind from moving
That's all I want to say...

All I Want To Say

Dare

Feeling my heart beating,
To the drums that guide us through night's brightest lights,
Babe I think I'm tweaking, oh
But I'm probably riding euphoria highs,
And I know it's healthy, oh
To get on up and start loving all through the night,
Can we share this evening? Oh
Can we share this feeling?
Sing into the evening.

Feeling my heart beating,
To the drums that guide us through night's brightest lights,
Babe I think I'm tweaking, oh
But I'm probably riding euphoria highs,
And I know it's healthy, oh
To get on up and start loving all through the night,
Can we share this evening? Oh
And I know it's healthy,
Feeling my heart beating,
Babe I think I'm tweaking,
And I know it's healthy,
Can we share this evening?

Feeling my heart beating,
Babe I think I'm tweaking,
And I know it's healthy,
Can we share this evening?

Healthy

Crammed as many memes as I could in there.

Downloads now enabled!

SOURCES (in order of appearance:)
Fabulous Secret Powers (HEYEAYEAYEA)
Kanye West - Black Skinhead
Airhorn sound effect
World's loudest orgasm clip 
Clip of guy crashing news report
Skrillex - Rock n Roll
PSY - Gangnam Style
"Are you going to finish that croissant?" From Jimmy Neutron
Bill Cosby Gangsta Rap
Thomas the Tank Engine theme
Martin Garrix - Animals
Tim and Eric - I Sit Down When I Pee
a-ha - Take on Me

HEYEAYEA: The Soundcloud Meta Edition

Time to... assemble.

~

We stand in the darkness
Finding ourselves all alone
Nothing here to guide this
I guess we're going on our own

I need to be honest
I'm feeling this moment
It's hard to keep my feelings tucked away
When you're just standing there
Looking precious in

Moonlight, it makes the scene better
Dim light, it doesn't take away your eyes
Don't worry, I can still see you. (x4)

We stand in the darkness
Finding ourselves all alone
Nothing here to guide this
I guess we're going on our own

Baby,
I tried to find a way to hide the truth
(To hide the truth) Oh Lord,
I thought that I was doing help for you
(No no no no no no no no!)

But I need to be honest
I'm feeling this moment
It's hard to keep my feelings tucked away
When you're just standing there
Looking precious in

Moonlight, is telling me I love you
I might have fallen deep into your eyes
Don't worry I can still see you

Moonlight, has put us here together
Don't cry, and keep your focus on my eyes
Don't worry I can still see you

Moonlight, it makes the scene better
Dim light, it doesn't take away your eyes
Don't worry, I can still see you. (x4)

Moonlight

Please tell me someone made this joke already

Guilty Gear Xrd - SIGN - Lily (Credits Theme)

Guilty Gear Xrd - SIGN - Storyteller

Birthday Train

Heroic Entrance

Tex vs Tank (feat. Barbara La

This tune has gone through a few versions.  The very first version, which we fondly call the 1.0 mix, had Nico playing drums recorded in stereo at our old, usually flooded rehearsal space.  Brandon re-recorded the drums for the "final version."  This tune has been revisited in the Bloody Mix, which played at the start of Season 2, and Return, which opens opens RvB Season 5 as well as Ghosts That Linger.
Credits:
Trocadero: Words & music
Nico: Danelectro baritone guitar, vocals
Wendy: Moog Opus 3, Kurtzweil 2661, vocals
Brandon: Drums, Moog Taurus pedals
Heather Cristofaro: Artwork

Blood Gulch Blues

Asgore rides a bike in the human world and gets in traffic

Edit: Soundcloud is bad and limits downloads apparently. Feel free to continue to download at this link (it's stored on the Undertale Forum)

https://ssl-forum-files.fobby.net/forum_attachments/0041/7449/ASGORE.mp3

ASGORE RIDES A BIKE

Keys N Krates - "U Already Know" Out NOW on Dim Mak Records
Pre-order on iTunes: smarturl.it/ualreadyknow_i
Taken from the forthcoming Midnite Mass EP
Out this January www.midnitemass.com

"We wanted this tune to be loud, fun and catchy.  A bit of a smack in the face, but a fun smack in the face from one of your best buds. The vocal sample made us want to juxtapose different styles, so we drew from 90s rave vibes, current bass music and rap."

Tunes: http://smarturl.it/ualreadyknow_i
Apple Music: http://smarturl.it/ualreadyknow_am
Spotify: http://smarturl.it/ualreadyknow_s
Beatport: http://smarturl.it/ualreadyknow_bp
Google Play: http://smarturl.it/ualreadyknow_g
Amazon: http://smarturl.it/ualreadyknow_a
SoundCloud: http://smarturl.it/ualreadyknow_sc
YouTube: http://smarturl.it/ualreadyknow_yt


U Already Know

GET OFF MY SPIDER

trumpets

i'm surprised this hasn't been done yet (i think???)

also how the FUCK did this song get 5000+ plays
wtf did i miss

Artificial Intelligence Bomb x Quad City DJs

Everybody's Circulation - TMABird

Time spent on the mashup: 2 days
Time spent on the artwork: fUCKING 60 YEARS

Special thanks to Snail's House for the background music.
https://soundcloud.com/ujico/onodera

Artwork here: http://giascle.tumblr.com/post/139107435058

Soundclown House

Warframe - Second Dream Extended

Twitter: twitter.com/whoskid
Facebook: www.facebook.com/whoskidmusic/
Instagram: www.instagram.com/whos_kid/
Twitch: www.twitch.tv/doggunthekid/profile
Snapchat: whos_kid


#1 on hypem: http://hypem.com/track/2ghgg/Daft+Punk+-+Doin+It+Right+%28k%3Fd+Remix%29

get the original:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/random-access-memories/id617154241?app=itunes&ign-mpt=uo%3D4

free download

Daft Punk - Doin It Right (k?d Remix)

Original YT upload date: Mar 18, 2016
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jjGbErLbSk)

New conspicuous methods.

Facebook      ▸ https://www.facebook.com/Waterflameworkshop/
WF Official    ▸ http://www.waterflamemusic.com/
Newgrounds ▸ http://waterflame.newgrounds.com/
Twitter           ▸ https://twitter.com/WaterflameMusic
Deviant          ▸ http://waterflame89.deviantart.com/
Google+        ▸ https://plus.google.com/+Waterflamemusics/
Bandcamp    ▸ https://waterflame.bandcamp.com/

Conspicuous

「Shelter」Orchestra Remix ／ Porter Robinson & Madeon 『シェルター』(Andoren! Remix)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAy9XW-TWjY

This was commissioned by Robtop Games and made for GeometryDash to be a custom level for the community. I decided to make a full version of it too!

https://play.spotify.com/track/2kdWYKHOwdtPcTcEqymuKr?play=true&utm_source=open.spotify.com&utm_medium=open

GeometryDash version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU9wRCGt9h8&feature=youtu.be
(Made for: http://geometrydash.com/ )

Want to use this track for something? Read this first:
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Facebook      ▸ https://www.facebook.com/Waterflameworkshop
WF Official    ▸ http://www.waterflamemusic.com/
Newgrounds ▸ http://waterflame.newgrounds.com/
Twitter           ▸ https://twitter.com/WaterflameMusic
Deviant          ▸ http://waterflame89.deviantart.com/
Google+        ▸ https://plus.google.com/+Waterflamemusics/videos
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Striker (Extended)

If you have been watching dank memes vine compilations, or have been on ifunny you might have heard this song.

We Are Number One [Lazy Town]

mighty bitch force

video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC-g_BiBJME

all info on the video so pls go check it out!!

We Are Number One but instead Hatsune Miku is singing it

You Acapella'd In The Wrong Neighbourhood

Soaking up the thirst of the land!

Synthesia visuals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX25DfAkmBo

Ocean Man - Ween (xDEFCONx Synthesia Remake - Link in the description!)

yoshi is my neighbor

These shouldn't work together

We are number one - but this time the official instrumental version.

WE ARE NUMBER ONE - INSTRUMENTAL

full record re-upload, now with SFX, nigguuuuuh

We Are Number One But Performing Hammer Bros. Theme (FULL TAPE)

inspired by https://soundcloud.com/lucas-spindola-2/we-are-number-one-but-performing-hammer-bros-theme-full-tape

we are number one but the lead instrument plays bonetrousle

It is Wednesday my dudes - a nice & cool remix

YOKAI WATCH 2 PSYCHIC SPECTERS COMING OUT SEPTEMBER 29TH

Battle Against A Determined Yo-Kai

Channeling my Inner Neil Cicierega. This one is weird but Lava Reef sucks lmao

That's Sonic!

Smooth Lava - Track 010 - That's Sonic! Mashup Album

1 year since the We Are Number One MIDI I made... a year ago wow!

a tribute to a timeless song.

We Are Number Once Again (1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!)

Thresh - League of Legends

Give me someone, give me anyone
Give me someone who can treat me right

Give me someone, give me anyone
Give me someone who can make my night

Anyone

im portant busnis

contact me  lordxdefconx@gmail.com