SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE A LOSER YOU'RE A LOSER HERE'S MY FRİENDS!

The first-ever XP9RapBattles, looking back to this, Beat is fire and better than Zander's Birthday cake.

Toys R Us

The spider men sing a song ( Spider-Man no way home parody) by Aaron Fraser Nash

Chef Pee Pee- Man I Hate My Life! SML

Audio mixed by Matthew

Benson - Zander
Squidward - Justin

Benson:
Mordecai and rigby take this bitch away to put him back under the sea
No matter how much you complain, your ass is now working for me!
Oh wait I don’t hire slackers that kiss other people’s asses
No wonder everyone under bikini bottom thinks you’re a bastard!
Do I even need to try? I can get skips to fuck up your squid ass 
And your nose is bigger than Mr Krab’s weird fetish for cash!
How can you even battle, even patrick thinks you’re a prick
And grow some balls, no one wants to get near that bikini bottom dick!

Squidward:
Could you be quiet! I’m trying to play my clarinet, you’re being rude!  
Quit rapping and go back to shouting at your employee's for being better than you.
I’m a squid, you’re a candy machine with his patience too small
My voice is annoying? You sound like you’ve been kicked in your gumballs!
I don’t even need to swear to tell you that your show shouldn’t be on TV
You need to stop being a little bitch, and this is coming from me.
I’m gonna tear you limb from limb, this proves you’re a hypocrite and a liar!
Breaking your nose if you don’t be quiet because this time YOU’RE FIRED!

Benson:
Yes, I am a candy machine, thats why my rhymes are fucking sweet
You work at the krusty crap, this isn’t the first time you’ve tasted defeat
You slacker, stop holding that clarinet like its a god damn dildo!
Face it you’re gay, it says it in your name, Mr. Tentacles 
You’re the reason your show sucks just like your career
A mutated squid trying to rap is the last thing I fear
Stop slacking, your music is like your job, pure dirt!
Now stop sucking spongebob’s dick and GET BACK TO WORK!

Squidward:
What work? I’m not the one with a dispenser as a vagina 
You don’t belong in a cartoon you belong in a fast food diner
I’ll lyrically beat you too death, your glass head will shatter! 
I would ink you till you're blind, but I have control over my bladder.
I’m a squidward, under the sea, you’re just some washed up turd
I’m bout to leave you more embarrassed than when you are on say that word 
Take anger management, and stop yelling you're making my ears bleed 
And those so called rhymes you're spitting is just like you're job, plain shitty


Squidward vs Benson. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Do You Want To Build A Wall Donald Trump Parody

REP IT UP

Jeffy learns his alphabet

SML Song The ToysRus Song! - 1

Merry Christmas.............. in July!

garbageGothic as Olive
Elijah as Rudolph
Matthew as the Head Elf
Matthew, Seth W, Vinny, Dustin, Atro, Zawesome, & Light as chorus singers

Lyrics:
Olive:
Wait, Rudolph? Thought you’re an urban legend, a classic
But it seems your special is now known for being problematic
Best beware of this dog before I go and start attacking
No Postman could deliver what I’ve got packin’! (Wow!)
Your mind’s foggy if you don’t think I’ll show Winter wonder
Get the jump on this blunder before the next musical number
It’s the season of dissing cold, so think before you miss a foe
And get bullied away again from kissing right under mistletoes

Rudolph:
Who’s this? You look like no reindeer to me, mutt
You could never stop my motion, no deus ex machina!
Janky as the watch that you sport from Martini
Your lifetime couldn't hold up to your bars, teenie!
With your dull plot, I couldn’t crush you any flatter
Looking like a cutscene from PaRappa the Rapper
So deliver better, punk; this isn't Reindeer games
Comet said “No hitchhiking”, so why you riding off my fame?

Olive:
Don’t have a mis-fit, we shouldn’t fight at Christmas
Or else you’ll be written on the very top of my diss list
Bah humbug; your verse was so trash, it’s
Got the head elf asking, “Why weren’t you at rap practice?!”
Heard it from the Ol’ Saint; saving Christmas is my callin’!
Envying the Other Reindeer, green like Olives, I’m solid!
Ear piercing like the high pitched noise your nose got
Abominably overrated, you should’ve stayed as a song!

Rudolph:
Quit toying with me, this ain’t the Island of Misfits
Santa’s Little Helper should go fly back to The Simpsons
Delusional, use your opposable thumbs to get a grip
Only reason you exist is ‘cause people misheard a lyric!
Nothin’ but a crude doodle, like you’re drawn by a child
You couldn’t get around my bars even with a metal file
Peppermint mine rhymes so cold, it’s time to cool off
You'll go down in history as the dog that lost to Rudolph!

Written by Matthew Thomas, Freshy Kanal, and Skeep★Tieel

Mixed & Mastered by Matthew Thomas

Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer vs Olive, the Other Reindeer. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons.

Pennywise Plays Fortnite Song (Spooky Halloween Parody)

In this parody tribute of Epic Raps Battles of History, James Earl Ray, killer of Martin Luther King Jr. battles against propane salesman Hank Hill in a rap battle.

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JAMES EARL RAY
VS!
HANK HILL!
BEGIN!

James Earl Ray:
Howdy there redneck
You stepped into the wrong ring
I'mma kill you like I killed 
Martin Luther king
Stop spreading freakin' lies
Your dog's mother didn't kill me.
You're a cartoon. She doesn't exist.
And she's 13.
Surprised she hasn't died yet
With her old ass face
You two are alike
you're so old and outta place!
But that's okay. It just means your time's flying. 
I would say you're badass, but damn i would be lying.
Your wife Peggy looks like a man. She needs to tan
And your son's a fatass. Not eating fruit pies should be his plan.
Oh wait, it's got fruit in it. It must be healthy.
I am the King of killing. You're the king of jelly. (fat boy)
So listen up, James is taking this battle
You get mad at everything, so for this youll probably tattle.
Arlen Texas? That's not a real nation.
Screw your propane, I'm buying from Fatherton.

Hank Hill:
From Arlen Texas, my name is Hank Hill
My wife's peggy, my best friends are Dale, Boomhaure Bill.
James, you giblet head. I'm gonna kick your ass
It'll leak so hard people think it's propane gas.
Buy from Fatherton? Go right ahead.
When your grill blows up, I'll be laughing cuz your dead.
Just because I'm from Texas means I have to be some sort of rednecK?
I'll chop you up, put in you in a bowl, and stir you like Chex mix.
Don't you ever call my Ladybird some foul obscenites
Talk about my family, sure, you'll go to hell for sinning.
I'm the King of Jelly? You're the king of going to jail.
Got convicted on your birthday with a 5 million dollar bail.
Why you shoot people all because their black?
Did it make you get Hepatits from getting screwed in the back?
It's funny that they'd call you James Earl Ray
but judging how you died, they should call you James Earl Gay.

James Earl Ray:
HA. Your insults are weak, just like your back.
Had to get extra cushions for ya non existin ass

Hank Hill:
Alright That tears it. You and I gonna rough it up a bit
I'll punch your grave, cause you went out like a little bitch

James Earl Ray:
My coffin would protect me from your weak ass punch
Did I tell you that I cooked Lady Bird for Lunch?

Hank Hill:
Alright, that's it, I'll leave.
Before I get angr-

James: You puss!

Hank:
SHUT THE FUCK UP LOSER. YOU'RE A LOSER HERE'S MY FRIENDS.

Dale:
That's right bitch. I'll take for a stand.
I will kick your little tiny ass with my pocket sand.

Bill:
I may be fat and bald but I at least got a date.
You can't do shit. Cuz you're resting in your grave.

Boomhaure:
I tell you what you dang ol little bastard you going to feel my wrath you fuck with hank and you will get blown shot out of your ass.

Hank:
How would that feel? Wouldn't your ass ring?
Think about it. Since you shot Martin Luther King.

Yup.( x4)

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!

Epic Rap Battles of History Parody - Hank Hill vs James Earl Ray

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