Toys R Us

The spider men sing a song ( Spider-Man no way home parody) by Aaron Fraser Nash

Chef Pee Pee- Man I Hate My Life! SML

Audio mixed by Matthew

Benson - Zander
Squidward - Justin

Benson:
Mordecai and rigby take this bitch away to put him back under the sea
No matter how much you complain, your ass is now working for me!
Oh wait I don’t hire slackers that kiss other people’s asses
No wonder everyone under bikini bottom thinks you’re a bastard!
Do I even need to try? I can get skips to fuck up your squid ass 
And your nose is bigger than Mr Krab’s weird fetish for cash!
How can you even battle, even patrick thinks you’re a prick
And grow some balls, no one wants to get near that bikini bottom dick!

Squidward:
Could you be quiet! I’m trying to play my clarinet, you’re being rude!  
Quit rapping and go back to shouting at your employee's for being better than you.
I’m a squid, you’re a candy machine with his patience too small
My voice is annoying? You sound like you’ve been kicked in your gumballs!
I don’t even need to swear to tell you that your show shouldn’t be on TV
You need to stop being a little bitch, and this is coming from me.
I’m gonna tear you limb from limb, this proves you’re a hypocrite and a liar!
Breaking your nose if you don’t be quiet because this time YOU’RE FIRED!

Benson:
Yes, I am a candy machine, thats why my rhymes are fucking sweet
You work at the krusty crap, this isn’t the first time you’ve tasted defeat
You slacker, stop holding that clarinet like its a god damn dildo!
Face it you’re gay, it says it in your name, Mr. Tentacles 
You’re the reason your show sucks just like your career
A mutated squid trying to rap is the last thing I fear
Stop slacking, your music is like your job, pure dirt!
Now stop sucking spongebob’s dick and GET BACK TO WORK!

Squidward:
What work? I’m not the one with a dispenser as a vagina 
You don’t belong in a cartoon you belong in a fast food diner
I’ll lyrically beat you too death, your glass head will shatter! 
I would ink you till you're blind, but I have control over my bladder.
I’m a squidward, under the sea, you’re just some washed up turd
I’m bout to leave you more embarrassed than when you are on say that word 
Take anger management, and stop yelling you're making my ears bleed 
And those so called rhymes you're spitting is just like you're job, plain shitty


Squidward vs Benson. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season 2

Do You Want To Build A Wall Donald Trump Parody

REP IT UP

Jeffy learns his alphabet

SML Song The ToysRus Song! - 1

Merry Christmas.............. in July!

garbageGothic as Olive
Elijah as Rudolph
Matthew as the Head Elf
Matthew, Seth W, Vinny, Dustin, Atro, Zawesome, & Light as chorus singers

Lyrics:
Olive:
Wait, Rudolph? Thought you’re an urban legend, a classic
But it seems your special is now known for being problematic
Best beware of this dog before I go and start attacking
No Postman could deliver what I’ve got packin’! (Wow!)
Your mind’s foggy if you don’t think I’ll show Winter wonder
Get the jump on this blunder before the next musical number
It’s the season of dissing cold, so think before you miss a foe
And get bullied away again from kissing right under mistletoes

Rudolph:
Who’s this? You look like no reindeer to me, mutt
You could never stop my motion, no deus ex machina!
Janky as the watch that you sport from Martini
Your lifetime couldn't hold up to your bars, teenie!
With your dull plot, I couldn’t crush you any flatter
Looking like a cutscene from PaRappa the Rapper
So deliver better, punk; this isn't Reindeer games
Comet said “No hitchhiking”, so why you riding off my fame?

Olive:
Don’t have a mis-fit, we shouldn’t fight at Christmas
Or else you’ll be written on the very top of my diss list
Bah humbug; your verse was so trash, it’s
Got the head elf asking, “Why weren’t you at rap practice?!”
Heard it from the Ol’ Saint; saving Christmas is my callin’!
Envying the Other Reindeer, green like Olives, I’m solid!
Ear piercing like the high pitched noise your nose got
Abominably overrated, you should’ve stayed as a song!

Rudolph:
Quit toying with me, this ain’t the Island of Misfits
Santa’s Little Helper should go fly back to The Simpsons
Delusional, use your opposable thumbs to get a grip
Only reason you exist is ‘cause people misheard a lyric!
Nothin’ but a crude doodle, like you’re drawn by a child
You couldn’t get around my bars even with a metal file
Peppermint mine rhymes so cold, it’s time to cool off
You'll go down in history as the dog that lost to Rudolph!

Written by Matthew Thomas, Freshy Kanal, and Skeep★Tieel

Mixed & Mastered by Matthew Thomas

Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer vs Olive, the Other Reindeer. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons.

Pennywise Plays Fortnite Song (Spooky Halloween Parody)

Beat by MickeyMontz from YouTube

Second rap battle of the bunch. Serial killers James Holmes, suspect of the Batman movie massacre, rap battles famous Jack the Ripper, noted for killing a lot of women. A special guest appears near the end.


Epic rap battles of history
James holmes
vs.

jack...the....RIPPEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BEGIN!.

James:
Greeting Jack the Ripper i'm gonna rip your ass up
Just like I ripped the movies with my submachine gun
You seem to hide your face, are you scared of the light?
You ain't gonna win this battle, so, me you can bite.

Jack:
You can  call me jack the ripper I'm the most intense spitter/
Kill you in your sleep while reading you a gospil scripture/
Raps so shiny you can call me the big dipper/
Your﻿ girlfriend I'll  slit her  throat send her to the grave digger/
often considered the poster boy of a sinner/
Put my soul on eBay sold it to the highest bidder/
Cut off your finger feed it to my dog for dinner/
God damn I guess that just makes me the winner/
You got fucking problems, your hair looks like ketchup
Missed alot of your childhood, watch the Batman reruns.
I'm the world's greatest serial killer I'm taking that name
You thought you were playing Call of Duty? This ain't a game.
Your hair looked nice at first, now it looks like a 'fro
You know what they say, gingers don't have a soul
After what you did, that  theory can be validated.
You killed a little girl. I get all the women.

James:
You killed so many people on Whitechapel street.
How retarded. Go and try it at the movies.
You think your little jacket and hat is so badass?
I set off a bunch of stuff in the back such as gas.
You're pathetic, you're only target was women
My target was the entire audience.

Jack the Ripper
You're pathetic. Get the hell outta here.
I'll shoot you for no reason and see you how you like it. Queer.
*pow pow pow*

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DEC-

Ed Gein:
Wait a second, you cock brace
I'm the FUCKING LEATHERFACE.
I'mma tear your ass so bad 
with a chainsaw. Gonna fucking
scream like a bitch on your balls.
I snatched bodies from across the world
Cut the heads off little tiny teenage girls.
You're both pathetic killers man.
When people see me, they get chillers..

WHO WON
WHOS NEXT
YOU DECIDE.

ALL CHARACTERS WERE PLAYED BY JUSTIN BUCKNER.

Epic Rap Battles of History Parody - James Holmes vs Jack the Ripper

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